MMJDirect.ca - Get a Free 3.5g - Put Promo Code "SIMBA" in your order comments
Aug 15, 2018
Posted by Simba_SmokeTheStigma
MOM Name MMJDirect ---> www.mmjdirect.ca Overall rating out of 10: 10/10 Sign Up: Simple, Quick and Easy. Just sign up, verify age with a photo of your ID which they delete and then once you're approved you can start ordering right away. Ordering & Pricing: Easy to order and the pricing is fair and sometimes better than competitors. Bonus code structures set up so that the more you spend the bigger the discount. Communication: Email, Phone and Social media communication is very good. Quick to reply and very informative. Packaging: Plain and discrete boxes, silver back bags for flower. Vacuum sealed. Products / Photos: https://i.imgur.com/sBxSzA7.jpg Science Lab - 1:1 topical I have been using this topical on my shoulder. I feel like it has helped keep the swelling and bruising down. Has a nice smell to it. Not greasy but felt like I needed to wash my hand after. https://i.imgur.com/XcPFss7.jpg Apothecary - 4:1 Blackcherry Tincture I have been using this daily since my injury and I think I'll continue to keep using it after. I usually take a couple drops in the morning and again in the evening. I have found that the quality of my sleep has increased. I get into deeper sleep cycles where I stay asleep instead of waking up adjusting and falling back asleep. Waking up in the morning is a lot easier as well.. I don't feel as groggy, I just feel more relaxed throughout the day overall. Green Island - THC Tears I weened myself off of the Tylenol 3s using these THC tears. I now call em THC 3's... The Tylenol was necessary for the first couple of days, but the nausea and constipation was getting a bit much. The THC tears were a great way to deal with the pain in my shoulder and help me fall asleep to get some much needed rest. Baked Edibles - Hazelnut Crunch My favourite chocolate bar right now... tastes so good. I usually eat 3 pieces at a time. Has been a good way to keep the body relaxed but not get too stoned. https://i.imgur.com/VDWbzhv.jpg Supernova Shatter - White Fire OG I have been vaping this shatter using my Airis 8 Pen that I got from Budmail The shatter itself is pretty good. Tastes clean. Nice hybrid to get some relief but chill enough to keep going thru the day. Flower Strains: https://i.imgur.com/6TOQ9K8.jpg https://i.imgur.com/IT15LsU.jpg?1 Death Star and Lindsay OG - Shhh Farms Pink Kush *Not included in the picture I have been smoking these indica strains for the past 3-4 weeks and they're really really good. Strong heavy hitters that get you relaxed and take away pain. Burns clean and tastes clean. Incentive for Customers: Mention SIMBA in your order comments/ note section to get a FREE 3.5g of your choice - one time only. 20% off your First Order with the coupon: F1RSTORDER Incentive for Review: Free Product for the review and during my recovery from a broken collarbone. Notes: I have mainly been smoking MMJDirect's flower, shatter and THC distillate for the past year. With the occasional edible here and there. I have never been disappointed with their indica strains and they have amazing customer service. This is the first time trying the topical and tinctures. Definitely feel like they're helping through my recovery and will continue using the tincture even after my shoulder/ collarbone is healed.
Marijane Depot
marijanedepot crumble
Aug 14, 2018
Posted by /u/xxpptsxx
Order of blueberry kush, pink kush and strawberry diesel crumbles with a bonus of some pineapple express sugarwax. Appears to be the accurate to what is shown on the website. Nice to get the special bonus and i really like the look of the blueberries light color
Colorado Blue Sky - QuickGreens - Aug
Aug 14, 2018
Posted by /u/klaudiaschulz
quickgreens.ca
HillSidePharms
White lsd, hspharms, August 2018
Aug 13, 2018
Posted by /u/hoobey72
Really nice sativa bud structure reminiscent of the unknown growers crops. Burns a nice white ash with a beauty of a cerebral high. Keeps ya smiling for awhile.
CannaWholeSalers
Cannawholesalers.ca Flowers and Prices
Aug 13, 2018
Posted by Bluntzman
I tried these guys with their $50 off coupon code and I could not have been happier. I purchased a sample pack and a few ounces to start and holy f.. I have to say I've tried a lot of MoMs out there and no one beats their quality and pricing. Break down of my order Overall Experience 10/10: I can't see myself going anywhere else with these guys prices.. After trying so many other mailorders, this here has got to be the best one hands down. Prices cannot be beat PERIOD. Gave me a $50 off first time purchaser coupon code and the best customer service a toker can ask for. You guys can hear me blab all you want, but you have to check it out for yourself, I mean it. Products: I got their sample pack to see how their products would turn out and they grade their stuff perfectly Purple Space Cookies AAAA: FUCKING AMAZING, I've seen purple space cookies from other moms, but this hands down was the best phenotype I've ever had. Definite AAAA and best smoke ever. Death Bubba AAAA: Great smell, big nugs and super danky. Ash burns super white and the taste is phenomenal. Green Crack AA+: All super clean trim and super frosty. Lime green and great smell. Very pungent. I was blown away at the fact that they graded this a AA+ but seriously, what took me away was $110 an ounce.. Yes, you guys read that correctly. $110 an ounce. I've bought product way worst quality than this at $200 from plenty of other moms. AFGOOEY AA: WTF is this even doing in the AA category.. Nice Buds, medium sized to small, very interesting smell and a sticky texture. I would grade the smoke a 7/10 based on the ash and flavour, but my gosh.. This is atleast a AA+ and I paid $90 an oz. Freakin blown away at their prices.. GG4 (AAA): Here is a freakin strain you cannot purchase once. $150 an ounce and I got the smoke of my life. Couch locked from these high thc flowers.. Pure gooeyness here, super super caked buds and a freakin heavy hitter..
OkanaganGreen
Critical mass high grade -okg-August
Aug 13, 2018
Posted by /u/brojoe1990
Minimal taste and smell. Wasn’t overly impressed with this strain of theirs. Looks nice. Very few diamond pieces. I smoke for taste and this just isn’t cutting it. Dabbed super clean. In the ti nail it completely dissolved. Glass banger it left a small golden smudge at bottom of banger smoking it cool. For 60 a gram it’s not worth it. Pick another strain from them.
KootenayCraft
blue Sapphire - KOOTENAY CRAFT (Top Shelf Section) Highly Recommended . LOOK AT THE GREASE
Aug 13, 2018
Posted by /u/LemonHaze117
Good Question!
The Wellness Temple
The Wellness Temple - Blue Monster flower, three types of shatter, samples, and a goodie bag
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by Zampano
MOM Name: The Wellness Temple Overall rating: 8/10 Sign Up: ID is required, but only name and date of birth must be visible. I had no problems getting registered. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering is done through their website in the normal fashion. Their prices are pretty competitive, with ounces ranging from 84 to 240 dollars, though the bulk of strains are 150 or higher. They currently have 41 strains in stock, so there's quite the variety of flower to choose from. They also have a decent selection of concentrates, mostly focused on shatter and live resin. Their shatter is affordable, with several types at the 32 dollar mark and most no higher than 36. There's a similarly-sized selection of edibles, but I don't use them much so I only skimmed through this section. There look to be some pretty tasty wares on sale, though I have seen better deals elsewhere strictly on a per mg basis. Communication: I didn't have to communicate via email on this order. However, the package was dispatched on Tuesday after being ordered on the long weekend and arrived on Thursday, which is the usual timespan for my MOM orders. There is a live chat on their website, but I didn't have to use it either. Packaging: The packaging job was excellent. An outer plastic wrapper contained a cardboard box that was sealed inside a second layer of plastic. Opening the box revealed a vacuum sealed bag containing the products and a small bubble wrap bag containing various goodies. There was zero smell until the vacuum sealed bag was penetrated. Products / Photos: This was my first time ordering from The Wellness Temple. I purchased one ounce of Blue Monster flower (indica-dominant hybrid), along with one gram each of Uptown Extracts Megalodon Shatter (sativa), Wellness Temple Animal Cookies Shatter (indica-dominant hybrid), and True Lion Platinum Romulan Shatter (indica). This came to a subtotal of 254 dollars, reduced to a final total of just over 203 dollars by the 20% off sale that was active at the time. In addition to what I ordered, I also received a free gram of Girl Scout Cookies (indica-dominant hybrid) and a free joint of Blueberry AK (hybrid). On top of that, they sent a small goodie bag of cannabis-related items. Mine contained the following: one pack of OCB rolling papers, one pack of Raw filter tips, two of the small 62% Boveda packs, and the single cheapest pipe I've ever seen in my life. Don't get me wrong, free is free and I appreciate it, but this thing is hilarious. I'll be reviewing each of these accessories along with the cannabis products, because why not? Blue Monster - I wanted to restock on indica and decided to buy this strain mostly because I liked the name. Blue Monster has an earthy, sour aroma, and comes in the form of decent-sized nugs that largely taper into a point at the end. The nugs themselves are fairly frosty, with a bunch of orange hairs covering each one. This flower smokes incredibly well in both joints and bongs and produces a clean, white ash. It's a heavy-hitter, and my eyes were drooping pretty soon after I was done blazing. There was a comfortable pressure in my head and I was overall not in any mood to get up out of my chair. I'm not going to be smoking this stuff every day, but I'm glad I have it around. I especially think it'll be great for evening weed, or maybe for watching movies. It usually costs 150 dollars, but I got it for 120, and I feel like I got a pretty good deal. Girl Scout Cookies - This sample came as one airy, slightly dry nug. It smells spicy and smokes pretty clean with a grayish-white ash. The effects are fairly calming with a stronger head effect than I was expecting from an indica-dominant hybrid. As with the Blue Monster, I was moderately couchlocked afterwards and I regretted smoking a joint of it right before leaving the house. It was a little bit harsh to smoke due to the dryness and I overall didn't enjoy it quite as much as the Blue Monster. That said, it wasn't bad weed at all and I enjoyed the sample, though likely not enough to purchase it for myself. Blueberry AK joint - This smoked clean and smooth, producing a fine white ash. Effects-wise, it came off like your standard ~50-50 hybrid, with decent potency but not much to distinguish the high relative to other cannabis. It was a pretty good time though, and for a free preroll, I certainly can't complain. Uptown Extracts Megalodon Shatter - This shatter is extremely stable and can easily be broken up and manipulated by hand. It's almost like a broken piece of stained glass that you can see straight through. The taste is hard to describe. It's bit earthy, but there's this sort of sharp taste as well and I can't place it at all. The effects are very strongly oriented towards the head, and it picked me up right away when I smoked it as if I'd just taken a swig of coffee. This is strong, high-quality shatter and I don't think it's overpriced at 36 dollars a gram, meaning I got a great deal by picking it up for about 29. Wellness Temple Animal Cookies Shatter - Unlike the last shatter, this one is quite goopy, though it gets somewhat easier to work with once you've got it off the paper. The consistency was a bit of a problem because the wax paper it's on is very thin and the wax was oozing right up to the edge of it on one side. I had to try and gather the shatter and move it away from the edge because any time I tried to take shatter off that portion, the paper would just rip. It wasn't that bad, but it was a mild annoyance. I can't really describe the flavour, but it wasn't overly strong and wasn't really identifiable as anything in particular. The effects are mostly body-oriented, but I didn't really find it to be that potent. I've gone through quite a bit of it already and while I can get a decent buzz going, it fades very quickly. It might just be that the strain didn't agree with me, but this is the only part of the order I really wasn't a fan of. I wouldn't be opposed to trying a different type of Wellness Temple shatter in the future, but I won't be buying the Animal Cookies again. True Lion Platinum Romulan Shatter - This shatter is between the last two in terms of stability. It's nowhere near as goopy as the Animal Cookies, but it's got a much more taffy-like consistency than the Megalodon. The flavour on this one is really strong. It tastes like... some kind of vegetable, maybe? In case you can't tell, I'm not so good at distinguishing the flavours of shatter, but what I can say for sure is that this stuff tastes pretty good for such an inexpensive concentrate (32 a gram regular, ~26 on sale). As far as the potency is concerned, I'd say it's not going to rock your world, but it's definitely not weak either. It produces the nice, relaxing stone you'd expect from a 100% indica, and I think it's a pretty good buy for what it costs. I'd be happy to try True Lion shatter again, though I'd likely want to buy another strain just for variety's sake. OCB rolling papers - These are a bit smaller than the Raws I usually use, but that aside, they're perfectly good rolling papers. I probably won't be switching brands, but I appreciate the chance to broaden my horizons a bit by trying them out. Raw filter tips - They're filter tips. What else can I say? They aren't perforated, so if that's important to you, maybe try another kind. Boveda packs - These things are a godsend if you keep a large quantity of cannabis around. As long as you keep it in a sealed glass jar, the pack will keep your buds nice and fresh for a very long time. I strongly recommend picking some up if you haven't already. The world's cheapest pipe - I swear, this pipe is fucking hysterical. It's simple clear glass with a stem that's about four inches long and maybe a half centimetre wide. It works perfectly fine, even if it feels a bit weird to smoke off such a thin stem, but it feels like it will explode into a million pieces if you look at it wrong. I'll probably keep it as a disposable little thing where it doesn't matter if it breaks or not. To be clear, I'm not seriously criticizing TWT with this part of the review. I get that they had to buy really cheap pipes in bulk to send as freebies and, as I said before, free is free. I appreciate that they sent it and it's way better than getting no pipe at all. Incentive for Customers: Free shipping over 199 dollars. Incentive for Review: None. Conclusion: Overall, I'd say this was a positive first order with a bump or two in the road. The Blue Monster is very good quality flower in my opinion, and while I wasn't blown away by the two samples, neither was bad cannabis by any stretch (just not as good as the Blue Monster). The Megalodon Shatter deserves to be shouted out for its high quality and I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a clean, powerful dab. The True Lion is also good, albeit a bit more average than the Megalodon. The Animal Cookies Shatter was the one thing in the order I truly didn't like. It looks good on the wax paper, but it just wasn't doing it for me in all other departments. I'm not sore about it though, especially since I enjoyed everything else they sent. Finally, I really appreciated the goodie bag of accessories. I needed small Boveda packs and filter tips, so that was super convenient, and while the cheap pipe is ridiculous, it's still a nice thing to have around. I definitely plan to purchase from The Wellness Temple again in the future. Photo notes: Photo #1: Blue Monster. Photo #2: Girl Scout Cookies. Photo #3: Megalodon shatter (left), Animal Cookies shatter (centre), Romulan shatter (right). The pre-roll and various accessories are not pictured.
CheapWeed
Purple Trainwreck - Cheapweed - August 18
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
[More pictures](https://imgur.com/gallery/EjtkyVP)
TheWholesomeMonkey
Peanut Butter Breath - The Wholesome Monkey - August 18
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
u/thewholesomemonkey
TheWholesomeMonkey
Tangilope - The Wholesome Monkey - August 18
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
It's sweet and smooth with tropical citrus smell. Chocolope x Tangie so its a powerful sativa lots of energy and euphoria lifts you up nice. Buds are medium density but a little bit dry. The taste and smell is really strong its one of those strains you just keep on opening the bag to smell.
BCBudDispatch
Shishkaberry - BC Bud Dispatch - August 2018
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by /u/Lifetime00
No the best looking batch I’ve had from BCBD. It came pretty flat and dry. Hopefully a few days with boveda helps. It is pretty caked and smells alright. Haven’t smoked it yet.
GreenSociety
Grapefruit - Green Society - July
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by /u/Kilawatz
[another shot](https://imgur.com/7bBxJXD)
GreenSociety
BC Kush - Green Society - July
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by /u/Kilawatz
[in the jar](https://imgur.com/hEP0Don)
Chronic kush grapefruit (budget bud) review
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by Cooldude1002
Inventive to review : $20 off coupon I recently tried the grapefruit budget bud and by far it has been a really great experience. I was surprised at the taste and the power of the hit. But this hit nice and got me fucked Would recommend buying
TheWholesomeMonkey
The Wholesome Monkey Review
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by smashville
Hello! I am reviewing my recent order from The Wholesome Monkey! Bought: Bruce Banner Jamaican Razzleberry Tangilope Dutch Hawaiian Samples: Lemon Sour
BCBudDispatch
BC Bud Dispatch - Tangie, Shishkaberry, and three kinds of shatter (Belated review from mid-July)
Aug 12, 2018
Posted by Zampano
MOM Name: BC Bud Dispatch Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: Quick and easy with no ID required. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering is done through their website in the normal way. BCBD has pretty competitive prices, with an ounce of cannabis running you anywhere from 110 to 250 dollars. They currently have nine strains in stock, though there's both regular and popcorn variants available for two of them. They also have a moderate assortment of concentrates available for pretty good prices, though they have zero edible selection aside from a few tinctures. While BCBD is a great option for flower and concentrates, I would not advise them for edibles, as their selection on that front is pretty lacking most of the time. This isn't a major issue for me since I rarely consume edibles anyway, but bear this in mind if you eat a lot of them. Communication: I didn't have to communicate via email on this order. However, the package was dispatched quickly and arrived in two days, same as all my previous orders. Packaging: As usual, the packaging job was excellent, at least on the MOM's end. A bubble mailer contained a vaccuum sealed clear bag which further contained the products. The flower came in thick resealable bags with custom labels while the shatter was contained in its manufacturer packaging. Why did I specify 'on the MOM's end'? Because the manufacturer's packaging for the shatter kinda sucks. For some reason, rather than enclosing the shatter in parchment or wax paper like every other gram I've ever bought from any source, they placed the shatter in plastic clamshell packaging that I've only ever previously seen used as an outer enclosure. All three of the grams, to one extent or another, are sticking to the plastic in a way where it's basically impossible to get it all off cleanly. You'll notice that there's some parchment paper in the photos, but that was added by me after opening so that it would only be sticking to one side of the packaging when closed. I suspect that I'll be able to get most of the shatter off if I throw it in the freezer or something, but it'd have been way better to have just avoided this problem entirely. Maybe this is a more common way of packaging shatter than I think and I'm overreacting, but as someone who has never encountered it before, I think it's a really dumb way to sell the stuff and I'd take parchment paper any day of the week over this sticky nightmare. Products: Packaging rant aside, let's get to the products. My order consisted of the following items: 14 grams of Tangie (sativa-dominant hybrid), 3.5 grams of Shishkaberry (80% indica), and one gram each of Cannaisseur Green Crack shatter (sativa), Cannaisseur White Widow shatter (hybrid), and Darkside shatter (hybrid). This came to a total cost of just over 151 dollars, including a 20% discount from their CDNMOM20 coupon (which unfortunately no longer seems to be working, at least for me). Tangie - I've reviewed this stuff before, so I won't go into too much detail, but for 110 dollars an ounce, you really can't go wrong with it. It's some of the highest quality cheap flower I've ever smoked and I always like to keep some on hand for good sativa joint weed. I'd definitely advise picking some up if you get a chance. Shishkaberry - This indica dominant hybrid comes in the form of medium-sized, moderately purple nugs that have a sharp, citrusy smell to them. The product description claims it smells like berries, but I don't really get that at all. It's not a problem though because this is some pretty bomb weed no matter how it smells. A bowl of it is enough to have me practically melting into my chair, and I generally save it for later in the evening as a result. I'd definitely recommend it if you're looking for a solid quality indica. Cannaisseur Green Crack shatter - This shatter is somewhat stable; you'll want a tool to actually gather a dab, but then you can generally pluck it off the end and roll it between your fingers if you prefer to just drop it where it's needed. When vaped in my Saionara, I'd describe the taste as piney-sweetness with an edge of something similar to coffee. The effects are exactly what you'd expect from a pure sativa, with an instant zap to the brain and a mind-oriented high. I'd say the potency is about average. It's not the strongest stuff I've ever vaped, but definitely not the weakest either. For the 32 dollars I paid, I can't complain, though my annoyance at the packaging is enough to ensure I'll probably never buy it at the full 40 dollars. Cannaisseur White Widow shatter - This shatter is very slightly more stable than the Green Crack, but not by much. The taste is somewhat earthy and leafy, but mixed with a sweet edge. Similar to the Green Crack, but not identical, is how I'd describe it. The effects are immediate, producing an uplifted feeling in the mind and body. My final conclusion on this stuff is basically the same as my conclusion on the previous shatter. Darkside shatter - This shatter is far less stable than either of the previous two, with a very goopy consistency. This one, unsurprisingly, suffers the most from being sent on plastic, since the oil is near impossible to get off cleanly. It is visibly darker than the other two shatters, which you'd expect given the name. The taste is hard to describe, but it's sort of fruity and a tiny bit floral at the same time, but with a spicy undertone. While the product description isn't clear as to the indica:sativa ratio, it certainly smokes like a hybrid to me. I'd say it's somewhat less strong than the Cannaisseur, but not by much, and it's a great deal at 29 dollars. Considering that I got it for a little over 23, I'm definitely satisfied with the purchase. Incentive for Customers: Free shipping over 100 dollars and a free joint on each order. I should note that I didn't receive any freebie on this order, which was a bit lame, though ultimately not a big deal because I have way more weed than I know what to do with. I'm assuming it's just an oversight, since I've had nothing but good experiences with BCBD in the past. Incentive for Review: None Conclusion: While BCBD earned their first non-perfect score from me on this order, they're still one of my top MOMs. The packaging complaints with the shatter and the lack of the advertised freebie both contributed to my one point reduction. However, to be entirely fair to BCBD, I didn't reach out to them at all and I'd imagine they'd make up for it with an extra joint on my next order if I cared enough about it to ask, since I've gotten stellar service from them in the past. I definitely plan to continue buying from BCBD and I'd highly recommend trying them out if you haven't before. Photo Notes: Photo #1: Tangie. Photo #2: Shishkaberry. Photo #3: Green Crack (left), White Widow (centre), Darkside (right). EDIT: It occurred to me that I should clarify: any contamination that you see in the shatter is due to my dirty dab tool. I took these pictures well after I'd already broken into the concentrates and I don't want anyone to think they looked like that when they got here.
Marijane Depot
Strawberry Diesel crumble from Marijanedepot - July
Aug 11, 2018
Posted by /u/bblzd
NYC Diesel x Strawberry Cough Shipped in a silicon container with dusty, crumbly bits all over. Terpy smell and taste, predominantly gassy then fruity living up to the strain’s namesake. Dabs as a clear oil that’s easy to clean and smooth on the throat. Potent sativa effects focused in the head, uplifting and energizing for getting things done but enough body relaxation to chill out as well.
CheapWeed
Jet Fuel - Cheapweed - August 18
Aug 11, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
[More pictures](https://imgur.com/gallery/xORvqly) ✈⛽
CheapWeed
Romulan - Cheapweed - August 18
Aug 11, 2018
Posted by /u/StonerSteve64
Can't compare it to theirs but it's similar to Sky High Exotics Romulan. I've had it a few different times and this stuff has that berry kick to it smell and taste. It also burns clean and fairly sticky nugs
OkanaganGreen
Hindu Kush Sugar Wax - OKG - August 2018
Aug 10, 2018
Posted by /u/MatiaIdea
Hits nice and smooth with noticeable flavor, great for low temp dabs.
OkanaganGreen
ORGANIC ROCKSTAR KUSH - OKG AUGUST 2018 (OKANAGANGREEN)
Aug 10, 2018
Posted by /u/thesixbuds
Picked up 3 pounds of this for $1750 a pound and its worth it! Rockstar Kush will always have a place in my stash as it is one of my favourite strains. The nose on this is great, smells like straight gas! Nice big sticky nugs caked in crystal weighing anywhere from 1-3g. Good moisture content and all the nugs are trimmed nicely. Smoked a joint of this and it was smooth as always and burned with a light grey Ash. This batch is even better than the last one as it provides an even stronger body high perfect for use in the evening. Rate: 9.5/10
OkanaganGreen
ORGANIC PINK KUSH - OKG AUGUST 2018 (OKANAGANGREEN)
Aug 10, 2018
Posted by /u/thesixbuds
Picked up 3 pounds of this for $1750 a pound and its amazing. Smells earthy and gassy. Nice big and sticky nugs with most of them weighing 1g or over. Nicely trimmed with zero shake in the bag. Rolled a blunt of this stuff and the smoke was smooth with a light grey Ash. This strain is a straight up indica so if you're looking to go to sleep this is perfect. Everything from blue sky organics has been amazing so far. Rate: 9/10
RocketChronic
Rocket Chronic - Gorilla Glue #4 popcorn, Brainstorm, Super Silver Haze, and Snow White (Belated review from early July)
Aug 10, 2018
Posted by Zampano
MOM Name: Rocket Chronic Overall rating out of 10: 8/10 Sign Up: Quick and easy, with no ID required when I signed up in April. Ordering & Pricing: Ordering is done in the normal way. Their prices are pretty average, with their cheapest strain running you 130 an ounce and their most expensive costing 300 an ounce. While that's not as cheap as some MOMs, one thing Rocket Chronic definitely has going for it is the selection. I currently count 42 strains of flower in stock, and they have plenty of options for mixers so it's easy to sample a bunch of their wares at once. There's also a pretty wide selection of concentrates and edibles available, also at what looks to be pretty average prices. Note that Rocket Chronic does not include GST in their prices and instead applies it at checkout. Communication: I haven't had to email them, but my order was dispatched quickly and arrived in two days, which is normal for my MOM purchases. Packaging: The packaging job was well-done. An Xpresspost envelope contained a vacuum sealed clear bag which further contained the product in resealable plastic bags. Unfortunately, the custom labels that were on my first order were replaced by simple writing on the bags with marker, but that was just a frill anyway so it's hardly a big deal. There was no smell at all until I opened the vacuum sealed bag. Products: I ordered one ounce of Gorilla Glue #4 popcorn (55% sativa) and 3.5 grams each of Brainstorm (sativa-dominant), Super Silver Haze (sativa-dominant), and Snow White (indica-dominant). The GG#4 cost 100 dollars, while the two sativas cost 30 each and the Snow White 25. The final cost was 189 dollars, which included a five dollar discount from redeeming reward points. Brainstorm - This strain smells very 'planty', with undertones of citrus. The half-quarter came mostly as one big nug. While Brainstorm is a sativa, I found it to have a surprisingly strong body effect, with a sort of pleasant buzzing sensation spreading throughout my limbs after a little while. It's definitely focused more on the head though, and I found myself quite interested in the Youtube videos I was watching while smoking. With all that said, I found this slightly weaker in effect than I was expecting overall, and I don't think it's quite worth the 30 per 1/8 and 240 per ounce they were asking for it. If I'd paid 25 instead of 30, I think I'd have been more satisfied. As it stands, I can't really recommend this one, though I don't regret giving it a try. Super Silver Haze - I'm having no luck describing the smell on this strain. It has a strong scent of vegetation, like the Brainstorm, but also a sort of sharpness that I used to detect in a lot of the Southern Ontario street weed I used to get four or five years ago, along with an almost soapy undertone. Any scent similarities aside, it sure as hell doesn't smoke like street weed, and I definitely enjoyed this stuff more than the Brainstorm. The effects are much stronger and mostly heady in orientation, as you'd expect from a sativa. I constantly found myself taking a rip, getting distracted, and then remembering the bowl ten minutes later. If you don't mind the price (same as the Brainstorm) I'd really recommend this stuff as a high quality sativa. Snow White - This is another one that's hard to describe the smell of. There's definitely a sourness that comes across, but that's about the best I can do. Visually, this shit is crazy. Most of the half-quarter came as one fat, dark, purple-accented nug that is absolutely covered in trichomes. It's a potent smoke, and I've mostly been hitting it before bed because it puts me in exactly the right state to fall asleep quickly. There's a bit of a spacey head effect that comes with it, but it's much more focused on the body and I always feel pretty awesome after a bowl of this stuff. Overall, I like this strain and if you're into indicas, I'd say give it a shot. Gorilla Glue #4 (Popcorn) - This strain is barely sativa-dominant (55-45) and gives off a sort of sour citrus scent. It was sold as popcorn but there are some surprisingly large nugs in there. I've mostly been smoking it in joints since I've had so dang much of the stuff, and it works well for that purpose. It rolls and smokes easily, with no struggling to keep the joint lit. The ash is more gray than pure white, and while I wouldn't say the smoke is harsh, it could certainly taste better. As far as the effects are concerned, I'd say it's good by the standards of 100 bucks an ounce weed. It won't knock your socks off, but it won't leave you feeling sober five minutes after you're done smoking either. Overall, it's pretty alright. It'd be nice if it smoked a bit cleaner, but that's the only major complaint I have at this price point. With that said, I'd be disappointed if I'd paid the 180 per ounce that the non-popcorn version of this strain retails for, if the potency is similar. Incentive for Customers: Free shipping over 150 dollars. First time orders get 10% off with code NEW10. Points-based reward program. Incentive for Review: None. Conclusion: While this was a solid order, it was a little hit or miss at times. The Super Silver Haze is definitely the highlight, though the Snow White is also excellent cannabis. The GG#4 is good for 100 dollar popcorn, but I wouldn't want to buy it at full price. The Brainstorm just wasn't quite doing it for me enough to justify the cost, even though it's not bad stuff objectively speaking. Overall, I don't see myself becoming a frequent customer of Rocket Chronic. It's not a bad place by any means, but I only have so much money to spend on weed and there's other MOMs that have better deals on comparable product. If I spot a good sale at the right time, I could easily see myself patronizing Rocket Chronic again, but I don't see it entering my top-tier of go-to sites. Photo Notes: Photo #1: Brainstorm on top, Super Silver Haze on the bottom. Photo #2: Snow White. Photo #3: Gorilla Glue #4 popcorn.Walter white - budbargain - july 25
Aug 10, 2018
Posted by /u/thechronickid_00
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