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Came as fairly dense nugs with a mix of lighter and darker greens with a decent trichome coverage. Very slight stickiness notived when pressed between fingers. Nose on this was gassy with a funky chemically twist. In the background had slight garlic notes as well. Fairly pungent smell intensity. Ground to a good moisture and rolled very easilly. Burned to a mainly white ash and when it came to smoothness it wasnt too bad but caused a slight throat tickle. Taste on this was not bad offering that gassy chemical mix similar to the nose, although woody notes were also present and made themself apparent. High on this gave mid potency head effects with a noticeable body high that did slightly weigh you down. Over time started feeling more uplifted positive feeling while having a nice underlying calmness. Effects lasted a decent amount of time with little burnout. Quality: 6.8

Not usually much of a fan of heavier indicas, but this one is quite nice for before bed. Tag was 125/z Medium sized emerald green nugs, very ugly (IMO) with some leaf and weird structure, but the amount of trichs makes up for the appearance a bit. Very sticky and moist, cure seems pretty good. The terps on this one are pungent Wood/pepper/kush, no sweetness all heavy. Terps transition nicely into the joint, lots of the wood and kush come through less of the pepper. Burn is good, mostly light grey ash with some black spots throughout but is enjoyable and not harsh. However the burn would probably be alot better if they tried harder on the trim. Very strong and gets me behind the eyes really well, hungry and couchlocked. Id give this one a 7/10, wish the trim was better and nugs were a little more filled out but its strong stuff.

First time ordering and honestly I was impressed by these beautiful frosty nugs. I got medium sized caked dense and sticky buds. Buds arrived quite fresh with a very interesting nose. The buds smelled sweet like some sort of candy with really gassy terps and citrus lemon undertone. Those terps translate quite well when you smoke it. It tastes sweet and gassy with hints of lemon. Pretty clean burning smoke, with mostly light ash with a few peppers. I found this to be a perfect potent daytime/afternoon strain. Made me feel creative and was great for getting things done. Will definitely order again!

Another homerun from Major Q The nose on this beauty is made up of a strong creamy sweet scent with nutty and floral undertones. This translates nicely to the taste The buds are squishy, nicely cured and aren’t too dense. Instead they bust into gorgeous fluffy piles that turn into exceptionally smooth smoke The high is something I would enjoy during the day although some people may want to reserve it for later on in the afternoon. A strong, chill cerebral high starts this experience off, quickly building a lot of pressure behind the eyes. Shortly after it creeps it’s way into your body leaving you fairly relaxed, and potentially slightly sedated Thanks for reading, happy smoking ?

Strain - Lizard  Vistual/Texture - small buds representing pepper shaped formations. Tight dense structures, sponge textured outer surrounding, while maintaining a sticky freshness within. Various shades of green tones from bright lime, gradually spread to a darker forest hue, and undertones of vibrant violet highlights. An ample amount of copper pistils stretching beyond the surfaces, and covered in a healthy layer of frosted crystal trichomes Scent/Burn - powerful terpenes reeking with strong overtones of pungent skunky hash, accompanied by lighter accents of sweet earthy herbs. Drawing in hoots of spiced hash skunkiness, with a sweetened herbal earthiness. Transitioning over to more of a pungent earth hash flavoring with spicy undertones once released. Fluffy light grey ash with minimal peppering, thick greasy oil ring, and a long consistent burn High/Effects - Lizard has an indica tilted feel, which slowly creeps on shortly after finishing sesh. Initially opening up with uplifting effects, inducing a euphoria that rids all stress while providing a completely heightened mood. Energy levels decreasing as the stone sinks deeper in, becoming more relaxed. Best left for rolling later day or in the evening time

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Strain name: Pine Tar Nose: Sweet, piney, earthy, skunky. Taste: Very smooth! On the inhale, it's floral, earthy and gassy. On the exhale, you get sweet, gassy and piney notes. Texture/bag appeal: Beautiful afghani bud covered in trichomes. Dense and sticky. High: Don't be fooled by the velvety, smooth smoke! It hits hard and keeps on creeping.

Bag Appeal:7/10 The compact forest green leaves are often flecked with traces of purple and red. The flowers of this strain are small and densely-packed, making it perfect for those who want to be discreet about their consumption. Smell: 8/10 Blueberry has a sweet berry scent that will make you feel like you're walking through a forest in the middle of summertime—except instead of cotton candy clouds, there are blueberries covering every tree branch and bush! Taste: 8/10 The flavour of the smoke was sweet and fruity, with notes of blueberries and pineapples. Smoke/Burn Quality 7/10 When I smoked it, I got a really smooth hit that was surprisingly mellow for a sativa. The smoke was sweet and blueberry-y on inhale, but there wasn't any lingering funk on the exhale. Potency: 9/10 This strain of weed is strong. It's super-strong. My eyes were heavy and I felt like I was floating on a cloud when I smoked this strain. The high was mellow and relaxing, but not so much that you couldn't function. It was great for relaxing in the evening or winding down after a long day at work Overall Rating and Value 8/10 It's not overpowering—you won't get knocked out by this one—but if you're looking for something to help you unwind at the end of a long day or just to relax after work, Blueberry will do it for you without making you feel high or sluggish.

Strain name: P-wizz Nose: bready/doughy, sweet, a lil gassy, funky. Taste : On the inhale; it's piney, nutty, gassy, creamy and sweet. On the exhale, you get sweet, piney and gassy notes. A tasty smoke! Texture/bag appeal: semi dense to dense buds, nicely covered in trichomes with purple hues. High: The high is uplifting and keeps on creeping. A good indica dominant hybrid.

Strain name: Pink Pablo Nose: Earthy, piney, and gassy. Taste: On the inhale, it starts piney, sweet and extra earthy. On the exhale, creamy, gassy, sweet and woody. What a treat if you like a Muerte or death bubba like me. This is pretty close. Texture/bag appeal: extra sticky and rock hard buds. Looks darker in contrast because of its purple leaves, but frosty nonetheless. High: Extra potent!

These buds were dense but it seemed to me that they weren’t fresh. The smell was a little like hay I found. Some citrus in parts of the bag. Wasn’t the best in my opinion. Burn wasn’t too bad but the taste wasn’t great. Like burnt popcorn. Quality 4/10 value 3/10

This stuff is insane. It absolutely wreaks. You get notes of gas and herbs and pine and rotting meat and burning rubber. The buzz is wicked, euphoric and heavy with effects that last for hours. Totally covered in trichomes, I can’t say enough good things about this bud. Dense and clean burn too. Quality 10/10 value 10/10. Wish I bought a lb of this stuff.

The nose on the one is tangy citrus and spicy herbal with tropical notes. Different but quite nice. Buds are dense with great trichome coverage. Burns clean with a great oil ring and smooth smoke. White ash. Buzz is definitely sativa leaning and it’s quite energetic and euphoric, with a subtle body buzz that keeps you smiling for hours on end. Excellent weed. Quality 9/10 value 10/10

This stuff has a great freshness to it and a beautiful nose. Like a pink kush smell mixed with floral and citrus; very nice. Buds are mostly dense and covered in crystal. Burns evenly and has thick, smooth smoke. Buzz is extremely euphoric and gets a little sedative towards the end. Quality 8.5/10 value 10/10

Not incentivized when it is I mentioned thanks. Black Truffle is an awesome indica strain , this one have some deep green flowers with darker spot on it. They’re super sticky with an amazing shape. They smell good a lot,intense musky peppery smell with hint of gas. Aromas are great , pungent taste with spicy/blueberry hints at the exhale. Effect are for those lazy evening when I want to be really stone and locked in the couch. Also help to have a deep sleep last night. I only need to smoke half of my joint with this strain because it’s make me very sleepy . That’s a big indica remind me of Death Bubba. Those terps make me feel good a lot almost like a Xanax. Good for taking the stress away. The smoke was so smooth and it burn super nicely with beautiful ashes like every great LSO strain. Big Up Gorilla Jane for always have clean products like this. Overall 10/10

Energy! I love smoking this in the morning. If you have anything to get done this will get you through it. Very clear sativa buzz. Tast is on point for chocolope! I rate this at a 7/10

Post was deleted. Late repost. Bags appeals was awesome to my opinion. A mix of large, medium and smalls nugs covered in thc. Sticky icky! Perfect moisture. Well trimmed. Nose: when I first opened the bag i had a berry, gassy cookie pungent type of smell. Once grinded it was more a gassy cookie with hints of berry... Smokes: rolled a fat joint and the terpene translated perfectly...cookie gassy spicy hints of berries that lingers to the palate. Burns light grey. Good oil ring. Potency: nice evening indica. Couch locked with a nice head high. Helped with the pain and made me sleep very well...no crazy munchies but helped with my appetite. My rating is a solid 9.5/10. AAAA for sure

Santa Marta gold is another name for Colombian gold. I haven't seen them in years, and this certainly brings back great memories. It has a tropical flavour and it's very different from other strains i've tried. I got 5 hits and got high instantly, gives me happy thoughts and lots of laughter. (good vibes only) Highly recommended for tension relief when you want to relax and unwind. 8.8/10 Potency 9/10 Value $360/QP

THC % 20-22 Ordered Starting November 2022 $ 180 for 1/4 LB (before discounts) ​ Cheapest highest quality QP I've seen. bought enough to last me until Christmas. Not bad at all for the size buds that came with. The pink gives the Rockstar a very numbing chill feeling in my lips. Good CBN properties. I feel like this is a really good balance between a pink and a rockstar. The flavours marry very well and the terp profile tickles my nose from a nice creamy exhale

This week I'm smoking this Fruit Punch I have another strain that came with this order, but I had to smoke this one first as it was due to it smelling so good. The terpene qualities of 'Fruit Punch' hybrid are excellent. The flavour is quite sweet and tropical, and the exhale has a nutty undertone. Overall smooth with excellent bud structure. I had a lot of fun rolling this one up and puffing away. I don't have to worry about my drag or canoeing since the joint burns pretty evenly. Ash burned evenly and cherried without effort. A strain for the afternoon. After the burnout, I was still able to do things and smoke more without getting too worn out. 9.5/10

? Light green and dark purple inside, not at dense as I expected. ? Sweet like a cookie dough or pie ? burn slowly and left an oil ring. It burned mostly white ash with very little black. ? Very creamy flavor. Not the best smoke even though it had an oil ring, I was coughing because it of tasted harsh near the end. ?Hit pretty hard but I was hoping for more THC on the buds. Could be because I smoked something else beforehand. Pretty intense high for the first 20 minutes, then followed by a nice relaxation period.