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Forest greens with dark purple hues throughout & clusters of dark orange coloured pistils with a decent amount of trichomes covering these nugs. Alright trim leaving a couple sugar leaf behind. Quite a dense and compact structure to these nugs. Unfortunately it arrived quite dry and sort of just crumbled apart with a slight squeeze to the nugs. The aromas were quite muted I believe due to it being so dry. I was getting a herbal fragrance with notes of pine and a chemical like smell in the mix. I unfortunately wasn’t able to get much taste from this one. This example had a mildly calming high with some very subtle relaxing properties that seemed to fade not long after smoked. This strain is rated at AAAA+ Personally I feel this example is a solid AAA- Note: Strain received for purpose of review.

Another one you don't wanna miss from JJmeds. I picked up this OZ for $99 and definitely worth every penny. I inquired about the lineage of Milk Tea, and I was told was Sweet Tea mixed with an Unknown Strain. By the smell I'm thinking it was mixed with some type of cheese as that was what I first smelled when I stuck my nose in the bag. But once grinded up you really get that floral smell from the Sweet Tea. The bag appeal is a 9/10 just covered in trichome with mostly medium dense nugs in the bag. The high is very balanced, definitely something you can smoke throughout the day. I'm going to say if it was leaning towards a side I would say it is a indica leaning hybrid with a slightly calming feeling felt thru your body but with no grogginess. Cured well with white ashes and a very smooth smoke. For $99 you won't regret your choice. 8.5 / 10 I will receive $15 towards my next order for this review.

First time customer. Received my welcome package with great quality buds and swag. Very fast shipping, simple transaction, and great customer service. Highly recommend.

Grease Monkey x Dank Breath Bag Appeal: I received a half oz of medium and small dense round buds that really catch the eye. The dark foliage and fiery orange hairs create the perfect contrast. The icing on the cake being the beautiful dusting of sparkling trichomes throughout each bud. Taste/Aroma: Subtle and muted notes of vanilla, spice and diesel that left me a little bit disappointed. But upon busting up the buds I was greeted with a much stronger and pleasant profile that made me smile. The smoke is smooth and light on the palate leaving short residual taste of vanilla. Effects: Mild to medium sedative effects on the body left me feeling heavily relaxed but without a ultra heavy body load. I feel as though this can change quickly if I were to indulge further. After my second bowl my appetite quickly became impossible to ignore. I made myself some eggs and chilled out. Miraculously I made them without spacing out so that’s definitely a bonus! An all around well bodied smoke with great effects that can be beneficial to practically anybody but is highly dependant on the amount consumed. I would recommend as an evening smoke or a lazy day kinda smoke. I will be receiving 200 green points ($10) towards a future order for this review.

This is so freaking good. Im so lucky to have landed on some on the Gizmocrafts website. It was a straight fluke but They had a huge 20% going on too so it was just perfect. As for this beautiful specimen. It tastes like it sounds, very much the manderin orange flavor but the delish cookies exhale. Very clean i dabbed it at 500 and it was perfect. Yummy so good! Haha lol i had no idea Gizmocrafts had such a stacked concentrates menu. Merry Christmas ;) im still sayin it until new years

This one has a tasty citrus smell and aroma. Good cure along with great moisture content. The tingling high is not too strong and just enough to get me baked on Christmas morning. ?

Garlic Breath Genetics : GMO x Mendo Breath f2 Bred by : Thug Pug Genetics Sourced by : @greenlandbotanicalsofficial One of my favourite Thug Pug creations between GMO & Mendo Breath f2. Buds are extremely easy on the eyes. From the structure and colours to the impressive amount of full undisturbed trichomes and careful trim. Cure is also on point as the buds have a perfect firmness and snappiness to them while remaining nice and sticky. Certainly an accurately funky nose on this Garlic Breath, smelling of fuel, spice, and bad breath. Actually brought back memories of another Thug Pug strain, Halitosis Breath. Definitely worthy of the name it bears as it's pungent and in your face. The terps translate to taste quite emphatically in the same dank fashion, delivering a spicy, peppery, chemmy funk. Joints res up quickly to a thick oil ring while producing a salt and pepper ash. I'm always prepared to be wowed by a GMO cross in terms of potency and once again I wasn't disappointed. Straight to the dome it goes in a powerful manner, leaving me with a floating, spaced out head high minutes into a session. It's soon met with a potent physical buzz that provides a heavy sense of relaxation paired with a carefree couch lock. Ideal for a late afternoon or evening smoke to effectively wind down with and a great example of the strain.

Animal Mint Cookies aka Animal Cookies • Lineage: Animal Cookies x Sin Mint Cookies • Bred by Seed Junky Genetics • Cultivated by Onetwotreez • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - these gorgeous looking medium and large sized buds are beautifully hand trimmed and with a great cure being perfectly dense as they are just slightly spongy and sticky to the touch as well as a bit greasy. Beautifully colored buds with not much green peeking through the eye catching pastel like shades of purple that are further complemented by the thin and wispy dull orange pistils and heavy layer of resinous trichomes with quite a few tiny outer heads still intact. Very nicely done! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose right out of the bag is great with delicious sweet and creamy cookie dough that has a light fruity twist and a soft minty finish with a touch of gas and once busted it all intensifies, especially the fruity terps as they are now overtones and are very creamy. The taste is more of a peppered and earthy cookie with what starts as a hint of mint at the end but becomes more pronounced as the joint burns and leaves a minty freshness that lingers on the palate after smoking. Joints burn perfectly even and are very smooth while producing a salt and pepper ash • ? • High - an awesome high from this AMC that sets in behind the eyes and is very euphoric as well as calming and stoney while following closely behind is a warming relaxation throughout my entire body that relieves chronic pain and builds quickly becoming near couchlocking but not quite. A great stone that's perfect to unwind and relieve stress and best suited for late afternoon/evening use though I have enjoyed it on a relaxing day too • ? • Overall this one was good but I really wish the sweet and creamy fruitiness would have translated to the taste which left a little something to be desired but still tasted great nonetheless. Gorgeous colored buds with great bag appeal, nice terps, a good even and smooth burn to a salt and pepper ash, with a nice indica leaning high. I rate this Quality 8.7/10

Strain: Og kush Looks: this strain showed up looks pretty nice. I had medium cat turd nugs which is typical for OG strains. The buds showed up a little dry but still had a nice white coating of trichomes. A few of the nugs were a little leafy. Terps: out the bag i was sad. Og kush should have loud gas vibes. This had forest vibes. I put it in a jar with humidity pack and after a few days i popped it back open. It had that loud pungent aroma but not that much gas. As it has been a couple weeks - the order still isn’t as gassy as i hoped. But it does have a decent og nose to it. Value: I’ll be honest - i would pass on this one. Too many growers with gassy strains like this at lower prices. The market has been riddled with even more affordable ounces and i wouldn’t spend my money on an og from og. With options like Tropicana cherry and papaya punch at similar and lower pricing - it makes sense for me to try something more flavourful since most growers can grow a decent og.

Quality is outstanding, its at least a 9/10. Value is solid too, at 210 a zip listed, 7/10 its def quads Super smooth, clean white ashes, a big rip is like a breath of fresh air. Straight up minty nose with a nice earthy cookie undertone. This strain took me for a ride, I haven't been so high in quite a long time. Highly recommend to any serious smokers with high tolerances, probably don't share this with amateurs, or at least take it in moderation as the first half of the high is pretty stimulating. I felt a wave pass over me after about half an hour and I then chilled into the couch before some serious munchies set in. Awesome stuff I had a hard time functioning on it and it was super fun the whole time.

Strain: Gelato hash rosin Looks: this one showed up nicely cured - definitely not fresh press. It was firm and easy to work with right outta the packaging. Not much stuck to lid. The colour is light brown/Purple. Under a black background you can really see the purple of the hash rosin. As it sat for a few days at room temp it started to pool up some terps but not much. Terps: the terps on this are not gelato at all. The first thing i smelt when i crack the jar was chocolate. As i smoked it. I got this sweet malty chocolate taste with a hint of rubber funk and sometimes i get a little gelato cream - but not every hit. While this is enjoyable to smoke - i don’t find it held the gelato taste very well. Value: i think the value on this is fair - but i probably won’t be purchasing more in the future. The price is very nice but the terps weren’t anything memorable. If i am going to smoke HR OR LHR i want the terps to be worth the price. Even tho this is a lot cheaper the terps weren’t there. I would rather spend my money on the other concentrates and get more quantity for my money.

Strain: Diesel cake Looks: this one showed up similar to the Pineapple Express where it was all little diamonds. At the same time - it was also a little sticker and terpier for some reason - this has a gold colour - more gold and yellow tone - a lot more colour than the Pineapple Express. Terps: this think is exactly what it is says it is - cakey and gassy. It’s got those nice doughy terps that stick to your pallet. I was insanely impressed. At the same time - I notice the gassy flavours on the exhale. The same thing that opens your nose up when you smell the jar. So delightful to smoke. Probably my favourite one From only gas so far. Value: best one yet from only gas - doughy and gassy my two favourite terps. I loved it. Plus it was easy to work with since it’s not very saucy. Impressed with the flavour on this stuff.

Strain: Pineapple Express Looks: this strain showed up packaged with parchment paper under the lid - this was a huge bonus for me because the first order with only gas i found this to be an issue - losing my terps on the lid - anyways - this one looks a lot more like live resin. There is no sauce in this. It’s just little clear/white/barely yellow/gold beads. This one is by far the easiest to work with out of all the concentrates. If you need something easy to work with this is by far the best. Terps: the terps on this one is very tropical fruit. I wouldn’t say pineapple per say - but does remind me a lot of the divine gelato terps. This one just has waaay less gas and rubber. To me - this reminds me of a more fruity version of the divine gelato. I would have to say smoke is a lot nicer on this than i would have thought. I wasn’t expecting much as sauce tends to have more flavour and terps. Value - ahh probably my third favourite from my only gas pickups - would get this if i wanted something fruity and not as diesel. However i am a sucker for a good gassy strain - so i like the diesel cake a little more. I got this at under 120 for 7 as it was on sale - and was totally worth it. Would purchase again in a heartbeat.

This is some good stuff. Mine came sticky and reeking of gas. Very gassy rockstar type smell is what I get from it. It's a strong indica. I grabbed 2 bags what a great deal using points and coupon got for 168 bucks. Service was so fast as always. Price - 10 Quality - 8 Service - 10

For 79$ this bubba skunk I got from HGA is fire . Absolutely sticky with a nice smell . I was a little skeptical at the price , but it ended up being more than expected . The burn is great and salt and pepper . I would buy this all day at this price ? Quality - 8 Value - 9

This Dark strain x Rockstar cross was a awesome 99$ oz deal I got from hga . The nugs came in med size some small and the bud is very sticky and smells like strong kush . The bag appeal in this strain is a little bit lacking but thats made up for by the awesome smoke, white ash and clean burn . Well done Quality - 8.5 Value - 9 This is a Incentized review and I will be receiving 25$ plus free shipping to be transparent .

Pablo Pink • Lineage: Pheno of Pink Kush • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Captain's Pink • Sourced from Gizmocrafts • ? • Bag appeal - medium in size and beautifully trimmed dense buds have an immaculate cure and are nice and sticky and greasy to the touch. Gorgeously colored buds made up of light and some dark green with plenty of lavender highlights throughout and cheesy orange pistils that is all coated with a layer of resinous trichomes that have plenty of outer heads still intact and adds even more to the already amazing bag appeal • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is delicate rather than the usual pungent terps but still great and is nice and gassy with sweet but more so dank floral terps and a vanilla perfume finish with just a touch of hay which I find common with LSO grown. The smoke is very smooth and is danker than the nose with the dank floral notes dominating with overtones of slightly musty gas and finishes th a bit of sour earthiness. Joints burn perfectly even and super slow with a thick oil ring from start to finish while producing a salt and pepper colored ash • ? • High - this one packs a hell of a punch and hits from the start with heavy effects in both mind and body with strength that puts you on your ass and leaves you there while also clouding your mind with stoney effects that leave you stress free and euphoric. A very heavy high that is definitely best suited for evening use • ? • Overall this was good but left me wanting a bit more when it comes to terps. The bag appeal is amazing, a subtle nose that translates to a slightly stronger taste, clean and greasy burn to a salt and pepper ash, and very potent effects. I rate this Quality 8.5/10

Strain: Wedding cake Looks: this strain showed up packaged with parchment paper under the lid - this was a huge bonus for me because the first order with only gas i found this to be an issue - losing my terps on the lid - anyways - this strain is very saucy with smaller diamonds/rocks inside the jar. There are maybe 2-3 bigger boulders. The colour is a dark yellow almost gold on the sauce - and the ratio is pretty even sauce to diamonds. Terps: This strain has like a gassy fruity vibe to it. At first inhale of the jar i get like sweet fruit almost strawberry or grape that moves into a gassyness that opens up my nose. When you smoke it - it gives off a doughy cakey and fruity vibe that is pretty enjoyable to smoke. Value: value on this was amazing again - i got this on discount during Black Friday sale and it was less that 120 for the 7 grams. I have been smoking this almost every day since and would pick it up again. At the same time i would pickup diesel cake, Pineapple Express and divine gelato before this again … because i enjoyed the flavours more on those jars.

Well what can I say, this stuff is pretty strong! Deep deep into the murky waters with this indica. Body stone is higher than ones I've felt before. A little goes a long way, defintily a couch lock and nighttime strain. Slap on the headphones to some deep trance or music and close your eyes and prepare for visuals in your minds eye. Great stuff, not a everyday use for me but perfect to just utterly completely relax. Does well with my anxiety and depression. Happy :) 9/10

Must be HGA day today... Grabbed this cause I wanted some old school kush and it was $99 an ounce. Frosty purple buds; sweet, earthy, piney gas, with a bit of tuna underneath. Mix of small buds and popcorn with a few mediums. Even the popcorn burns well. Terps translate decently to the taste, burns pretty clean overall. High isn't super knockout but it's heavy enough, with decent pain relief. With points and a coupon this ran me $72.50 so I really can't complain. Great value for some classic old school. Incentive: the usual $25 coupon and free shipping.

Got this for $99 a oz. Big fan of classic rockstar so my hopes were high as it was advertised as a quad. Its from the evil garden so first time ive ever had anything from them so wasnt sure what to except. Very gassy upon opening the bagel. Nice dense buds mostly medium and some smalls. Great bag appeal for $99. Taste was a strong gassy, kushy flavour that is familiar with rockstar strains. Soring cerebral buzz then followed by good couch lock. The high is powerful but doesn't last to long maybe 45 mins or so. Ash is salt n pepper and smoke is lung expanding not overly harsh. Would definitely re-order this one again. I will get $25 off my next order and free shipping for this review

Another crazy deal you don't want to miss out on from JJmeds. This oz was $99 + they have reintroduced the point system where all your purchases give you points to redeem savings on you next order. They are also offering double points until end of month. The highlight of the strain is the bag appeal 9.5/10. Medium sized buds covered in trichomes where the buds look white but if you look close you can see the purple that really shows once you grind it up. If you stick your nose in he bag you get a very distinct piney gassy smell. Once you roll it up burns clean with long white ashes. As you smoke you instantly feel your body melt into the couch where you never want to get up. At $99 this is a no brainer pick up as much as you can while its in stock. 9/10. I will receive $15 off my next order for this review

Greasy Runtz Genetics : Grease Monkey x Runtz Sourced : @greenlandbotanicalsofficial Bred by : @exoticgenetix_mike Light green and purple streaked nugs covered in a generous dusting of frost and arriving on the small to medium size. Semi dense to the touch with a slightly sticky texture, feeling the trichomes rubbing off on the fingers. Certain buds look a little larfy and leafy but overall not too bad. Been really enjoying the intricate terpene profile on this Greasy Runtz. Found certain buds to produce a citrusy, spicy, rubbery funk while others brought on more of a creamy, citrusy, candy like smell. Had me guessing what I was going to get everytime. The flavour on the smoke is delicious as well, delivering a creamy, citrus, cakey taste paired with that same rubbery funk found in the nose. Joints grease up quickly and form a large oil ring while burning to a salt & pepper ash. Potency is up there without a doubt as per usual with these genetics. A strong mix of euphoric heady effects that are spacey and zoned out combined with a heavy relaxation that grows into a soothing couch lock. It can be potentially sedating too, especially later into the day. (not the best lighting outside for pictures, it was a little cooler than I'd like!)