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Got a seawarp cart and an oz of bubba skunk. The cart was good and the Oz wasn’t bad. Bubba is worth it on sale forsure

I am awaiting those answers from Prohibition Farms, as well as where my oz of Red Congo smalls is...

Alright; Ice Cream Cookies from Kushstation. Note that this is a AAA+ NOT a Quad. $158/oz Holiday Sale price. Ounce had arrived as mainly well-trimmed mediums and some smaller nugs. Very odd nose on this one; almost like a “lemon cleaner” with a bit of soapiness to it. Very strange but it does not feel “chemical” if that makes sense. Cure on this bud definitely is on the drier side; could be because it got delayed for 2 weeks with CP, but I plan on curing it with the Integra Boost pack provided. Citrusy smooth exhale. The flavours aren’t super prominent, but it reminds me of a nice Orange Cookies cut I had earlier in the year. Effects were a moderate cookies/gelato type hybrid high. Not super potent/heavy but it’s potent enough for me as a daily smoker to smoke in the afternoon. It’s not going to knock you out to sleep though. LOW anxiety 60-90min head buzz (Cookie strains always give me little/no anxiety so this is nice) “AAA+ Indica dominant” is accurate. I could maybe take a point off due to the bud being dry, however this isn’t bad for the price at all. Hopefully after a jar cure with the humidity pack I’ll be able to get this a little bit more sticky and nice. Value 9/10 Quality 8/10

One of my favourite strains and no one does it better than Pacificanna in my opinion, 3rd time trying their Gelato 33 and never disappoints. From the great smell almost Berry like dessert/gelato smell, beautiful colourful and cakes nugs, burns white ash, nice potency, smooth, checks all the boxes. Bud size was mediums and smalls. Was 115 for the half. 9.5/10

HGA - Death Chocolate Mousse - First impression when opening the bag was nice caked buds. They have a bit of gas when squished. Was really excited to try my first order from HGA the packaging is also nice. Looks - Definitely has some death bubba lineage as the pretty colours with dark greens. and smells. Buds are nice and caked. All buds were under .6 of a gram in my bag. Lots of sugar leafs that could have been trimmed off. Smell - Sweet smell of earth and hint of gas. There is also something else but can’t pin point it. When squished or busted the nose is full of fuel. Rolling - I am little let down here from all the photos seen on here and there site looked dense and sticky. Instead it’s soft and spongey like it’s a bit to damp and cure is not on point. Burn - the burn is very clean and ashes left from the smoke are nice and white. Very smooth on the throat. Taste - For the strong earthy terps and the gassy notes that it had when busting up, they do not translate into the taste. What I get when I puff is a smooth inhale and exhale but taste of burnt plant material only lacking Terps. High - the high is very relaxing and heavy body high. I was left melting into the couch with a very euphoric rush. Overall I am not blown away by this one like everyone told me how it’s absolutely amazing. It’s a great clean smoke and high is great, but I just don’t enjoy the taste. Rating High 9 / value 8 / taste 7 PS - I’m probably going to get allot of hate over this as HGA is the most reviewed mom on here and all the reviews on this strain say it’s straight fire. But I disagree my only bad take is on the taste it is lacking and not a enjoyable smoke. The effects are strong tho.

High: very nice, strong indica for the price point. All my friends enjoy it, not a complete couch lock but will put where you need to be Look: for the price the looks is amazing, nice medium to large nugs. With some little ones Taste: its ok, nothing special, tastes like weed i smoke from a bong so im not one for taste 9/10

Appearance: Unreal bag appeal. Medium/large sized buds, great trim and very dank appearing. Absolutely coated in crystals. Buds were slightly dry, perfect for vaping and even rolling joints. Aroma: Very floral and peppery/spice aromas with some danky kush undertones. Strong and very prominent. Burn: I will say this was a slightly harsh burn with clean salt/pepper style ashes. Heavy smoke for sure. Potency: This is a very stimulating, yet a spacey mental buzz after 2 joints. 80/20 sativa ratio seems to be accurate. Enjoying this buzz but I don't feel too productive. Verdict: Highly recommended. Potent and killer bag appeal. Slightly harsh, but still a quality smoke. Thank you CWF

No intro needed, as I've reviewed this strain 3+ times. Here is my review on this current batch of Platinum Punch Remix BX1: Appearance: Predominantly small-sized buds this time around. Heavy trichome action, very frosty and stunning to look at. Lots of purple undertones. Excellent trim. Only major knock is no large buds, which is a letdown and not consistent with CWF’s Black Line. Aroma: I would describe this to be a somewhat funky cheese-like aroma with sweet berry undertones. Consistent with previous batches. Very pleasant, inviting, and sweet aroma that makes it stand out. Burn: Very clean burn! Gray-white ashes to be exact. Mostly a sweet flavour profile with a smooth exhale. Did not need frequent lighting despite a greasy, resinous ring being present. Very enjoyable smoke! Potency: The previous batches knocked me on my ass, and I would say this batch is just as consistent. Heavily indica-dominant, long-lasting mellow buzz and heady stone. Feel very relaxed and unproductive. Definitely suitable for the evenings. Verdict: Platinum Punch Remix BX1 is worth pulling the trigger on if you haven't tried it yet. The previous batches from CWF had more large-sized buds which had amazing bag appeal. Still glad I got some as this strain is amazing when vaping. Thank you CWF

First time trying this strain so I didn't know what to expect. Here's my honest review on Sophie's Breath from CWF: Appearance: Predominantly smaller buds. Buds were slightly dry, perfect for vaping and even rolling joints. Aroma: Sweet and floral aromas with some subtle berry undertones. Smells fantastic and very inviting. Burn: Very smooth and enjoyable in a joint. Perfect for socializing. Clean ashes and wasn't harsh at all. Flavour profile translates really well when vaping. Potency: Great psychedelic buzz. Very energetic, uplifting, and social buzz that is somewhat spacey. Perfect for morning sessions, socializing, and gaming. Verdict: Highly recommended, despite the smaller buds. Thank you CWF

This is some really nice stuff here, sticky as fuck, taste is amazing and potent. Don’t think this bud gets as much credit as it deserves, one of the best out right now in my opinion. I think at $170 a ounce when grabbing a qp with 15% discount code it’s priced very well.

BeeVoke.ca Packaging was very descreet, professional and odour free. Products were damage free and it arrived very quickly. Gummie Edibles Auntie's Medicine Bag Appeal - Packaging was nice and sealed up well. I like that the front is clear plastic so I can see the gummies easily. Gummies look appetizing and are shaped consistently and have vibrant colours. The sugar coating is a great touch as well. 8/10 Taste - A variety of fruity flavours. The sweet and sour taste is good and it helps hide the weed taste. Fun to snack on! 7.8/10 Potency - I ate 4 gummies totalling 80 mg thc and 40 mg cbd. Effects started within 30 minutes and peaked after 1.5 hours. Nice strong couch locking effects. Got pretty 'spaced out' watching star trek. Buzz lasted 3-4 hours total and I enjoyed it a lot. The cbd made the buzz more relaxing and calmer but I still got blasted! Very nice! 8.5/10 Screenshot_20210112-224219_Gallery.jpg (1.47 MiB) Viewed 1 time

MonkeyBudz.co Packaging was professional, descreet, odour free and damage free. Bag Appeal - Came packaged in parchment paper and sealed in a baggie. The hash is a very dark brown colour and when broken apart the middle is a slightly lighter brown colour. Texture is smooth and pliable without any extra heat required. Easy to work with! Looks good! 8/10 Smell - Smells creamy and like bubblegum! Really nice smell that I cant stop sniffing. 8/10 Smoke- Burned clean and produced smooth tokes. The bubblegum smell translates to a nice smooth creamy bubblegum flavour. Enjoyable sessions! 8/10 Potency - This hash has a very clean and relaxing buzz. Great high for social settings, cleaning around the house or binging netflix. Buzz lasts around an hour and the burn out is very subtle and not draining. Great hash for any time of the day! 8/10 Current promo codes: Newmonkey - 20% off for new customers Code15 - 15% off for returning customers (expires 1/17/21 1159pm est) Screenshot_20210112-201950_Gallery.jpg (1.31 MiB) Viewed 6 times Screenshot_20210112-201955_Gallery.jpg (929.17 KiB) Viewed 6 times

Second time ordering the blue zittles. Amazing taste and smells like candy. Hard hitting indica. Always the best quality!

I am always into the looks of strains like these; tight buds, immaculate trim and resin thick enough to give it a greasy appearance on the exterior. This sheen helped to show off the array of greens, contrasted by patches of deep purples and thin rusty orange pistils. The closeups show off the short stalked, well-balanced, fat globular heads that are literally carpeted over one another. The smell on this one was no different then most from AC; potent; with plumes of intensely gassy aromas quickly filling the room. Found the smoke was potent on the lungs but smooth on the throat with thick full smoke pulling at the lungs after each toke. This was especially noticeable when smoking from the bong. A greasy oil ring also made an appearance after the first few draws with a slow even smoke and a near white ash. The flavors were just as potent as the nose with strong gas from start to finish. Hit hard with heavy Indica leaning effects quickly making me sit back in my seat and enjoy strong euphoric and intensely relaxing vibes. This also had me with heavy eyelids about a half hour later; and fighting the urge to lay horizontal. No slouch in the potency department with a majorly relaxing high has made this my go to in the evening over the past few days.

Long tapered bud arriving with a near perfect trim and frosty exterior overtop light green backgrounds making the long and winding deep orange pistils pop. Another extremely coated bud which under closer inspection had milky white stalks and plenty of amber heads. Nice moisture level and density which had a firm but bouncy feel. Smells out of the bag were slightly muted as I didn’t pick anything up other then some mild tart or sour aromas. This changed dramatically as I broke down the buds; with surprisingly powerful citrus, pine and herbal aromas. It reeked…. which was a pleasant surprise given the muted nose as I initially opened the bag. Sharp and potent smoke that you felt on the lungs with equally powerful flavors; dominated by refreshing pine notes with some sour lime flavors on exhale. Burned nicely in a joint with a light grey ash with minor darker peppering. Found this brought on and nicely clear and uplifting cerebral buzz, which had me smiling and focused. Found this did mellow out about 45 minutes in with a nicely calm sensation hitting the rest of my body. There was no sedation to speak of and found myself rather functional throughout; making this an excellent day time option. Easily the nicest pineapple express I’ve tried to date.

Large stocky bud was near perfectly trimmed bud with some serious density to boot; the moisture level was also fantastic producing a nice clean snap as you broke off portions of the nug. The exterior sparkled with a thick blanket of resin that seemed to make it glisten in the light; giving it a sugary appearance. The background colours of rich purples, bright vibrant greens and fat rusty orange pistils crawling along the exterior also made it easy on the eyes. Even with the visuals being on point, the smell was the real star. Providing rich overly sweet and almost creamy berry aromas; alongside some mild sour citrus notes that helps to balance the scent out. A smell I really can’t get enough of. Found the flavor translated nearly perfectly without any of the citrus noted in the smell; delivering on sweet smooth and rich berry tastes. Found the smoke to be smooth on the throat but expansive on the lungs with a noticeable “pull “as I exhaled. Burned nicely in a joint with a slow burn and notable oil ring; with a salt and pepper ash. Found the effects leaned mostly towards a euphoric and relaxing high that made the body feel heavy. The effects seemed to take their time; slowly creeping up on me until I noticed feeling lethargic and chill. Will shine in the evening but could likely still be an option mid-day; not something that will provide energy or motivation though.

I received mostly medium to small sized nugs as advertised in my order. They were all dense with some showing a lot of fox tailing on the nugs. The smell was earthy but quite muted until broken up. The taste was very nice similar to their gelato in terms of terps so not to crazy was expecting a bit more at this price point. I am however satisfied with the balanced high it delivers and it is a fairly potent long lasting buzz. The effects start in the head but quickly move to the body with nice relaxing effects without to much couch lock.

Looks / texture - This stuff looks pretty nice for the price, it has a decent bud structure with minimal leaves, its pretty dense too. High - High is okay, it's only a $90/oz so I didn't expect much, I usually don't go for cheaper strains but I thought I'd try it. Smell / Taste- Smell is pretty good, it doesn't smell bad or like grassy or anything, it just smells like default weed lol. Taste is kinda smokey, not amazing but not really harsh. sadly no lemon though. Its not amazing, but it's good for its price and rating. If you buy cheaper weed this is definitely really good. Q-7/10 V-9.5/10

Firstly, Packaging from Beevoke was great. All in a box so nothing squished, professional resealable bags. The Tom Ford is sticky and crisp. Perfect consistency to bust and roll. Smell is sweet and kush with vanilla, like a well grown pink. Smell translates nicely to taste, though no sweetness to the smoke. Great gassy flavour. Smoke is smooth, but heavy in your chest. Gray ash, oil ring halfway through the joint. Shortly after smoking, there’s mental relaxation followed by the physical relaxation. Still felt talkative and upbeat but stress free and relaxed. Half an hour or so after smoking the couch lock kicks in, ready to nap.

MOM NAME: LOWPRICEBUD OVERALL RATING OUT 10: 10 COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: Exceptional! SHIPPING/PACKAGING: Arrived earlier then expected. Packaging 10/10 PRODUCTS TO REVIEW: Purple Crack bag appeal was one of the greatest I've ever looked at. The taste of this strain in a bong taste so amazing, I smoke poppers and only taste the purple coming from this strain. Would a million percent recommend ? INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW:Yes

MOM NAME: LOWPRICEBUD OVERALL RATING OUT 10:10 COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: Best I've ever experienced! SHIPPING/PACKAGING: came earlier then expected, 4 business days. discret, box, sealed bag, inside another bag. 10/10 PRODUCTS TO REVIEW: White Walker by Gasleak was another favorite of mine. Would buy this again any day every day. I only purchased 1 gram of it, but smoking only half of a .5g joint got me pretty lit. The smell was gassy and piney, nothing imo close to white widow. A great buy ? INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW: Yes

MOM NAME: LOWPRICEBUD OVERALL RATING OUT 10: 9.5 COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: 10 SHIPPING/PACKAGING: arrived before expected. 4 business days i believe. Box was wrapped. Inside box was vacuumed sealed bag with product inside it individually bagged as well. No smell outside box. PRODUDCTS TO REVIEW: ive never had UK Cheese, but it is a great looking strain for the price i paid, would buy it again no doubt. Not cheesy to me at all, gets me high, does the job. No complaints INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW: yes

INFORMATION Strain: Wizard Zkittlez LSO Grade: AAAA+ Cross: Blissful Wizard x Zkittlez Cultivator: LSO Gem REVIEW Bag Appeal: 9.5/10 As you can see from the picture, the bud is just M.A.R.V.E.L.O.U.S. A large array of wonderful colors ranging from dark purple to light green come strike each part of the flower, adding to that the heavy coating of white trichomes and little brown pistils all around; all of this makes this strain one of the most colorful and beautiful I have ever bought. I would have loved to see a little bit more trichomes and a better curing (there were some leaves on my nugs) which explains why this is not a perfect score, but I was more than pleasantly surprised by the looks. Nose / Aroma: 10/10 I honestly CANNOT get enough of the smell. When you first open that jar, you get hit with a HUGE (and by huge, I mean HUGE) whiff of fruity scent which makes it easily one of the best strains to smell from a jar. It has a little bit of a citrus smell, but you mostly get hit by the tropical (mango-ish) side. Terps / Taste: 8/10 I was kind of disappointed with the flavour, even though it is still an enjoyable bud to smoke. To be fair, the description reads ‘’Translates well into a mouth-watering smoke full of flavours’’ which I found a little exaggerated. Don’t get me wrong though, it’s still one of those top-shelf flowers, but the price-point (150$ for a ½ zip) makes me a lot more demanding. For my terpene lovers, I’d say the profile gets close to a mix of myrcene and pinene, with a little bit of a gassy touch. Overall tastes very good, just not one of those crazy terpene profile flowers that I was expecting. High / Smoke: 10/10 MAJOR WARNING, THIS IS A BIG HITTER. Seriously though, it’s really strong… I smoke close to 10 joints a day, plus the usual dabs and whatnot, but I have rarely encountered a strain that hits me as much. For the smoke, it is just incredible. HUGE constant oil rig, close-to-snow colour ash, and thick smoke. As for the high, oh boy. It starts off by a slow and gradual high which you slowly feel take you over. Mid joint/blunt (what floats your boat), you’re feeling it for sure. Sit back, make yourself a cup of tea (or whatever the hell you like drinking), and just enjoy. The other half of the joint will be an amazing experience: personally, this weed gives me heavy nostalgic vibes, but I FUCK with that heavy. Listen to some good rap, and the job’s done. Overall Grade: 9/10 A BIG shoutout to WPOntario for sourcing this strain. LSO Gem just did a wonderful job with growing this strain, easily becoming in my top 5 all-time favourites. I just wish I smoked less, because I know this bud would hit me like a bitch. Please don’t take into account my occasional bitching in my review for you to make a decision on buying this strain or not because, again, this is a 150$ ½ zip, I am forced to be demanding. But honestly, this is pretty much a steal. If you haven’t gotten it, I STRONGLY recommend you to do so. Cheers guys and gals, be nice, this was my first review :P