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Cotton Purple Chem @mmjexpress.cc or CPC rated as Hybrid 50/50 A cross with unknown parentage. Taught to be Chemdawg x Purple Cotton Candy I was hyped for this one never had the chance to try it and the buds where insanely coated with juicy heads. Big to medium size nugs with a dense structure not super tight more firm/plumpy then solid. Bright green all over with short and orangey hairs. A glistening coating of trichomes on the outside even more frosty once busted open. Smell was earthy skunky with faint candy hints. All transfered to the taste really well with the sweet skunky side coming first. Funky and pleasant taste. The smoke was rather light and smooth it burned nice and steady and left a white fluffy ash on each bowl. Greasing up joing after a couple drag t This one hit really hard for a 50/50 hybrid. A full body relaxation slowly building paired with a anxiousless clear headed feeling. Great for mid day and early night really enjoyable the high lasted quit long and the body effect are quit potent so I wouldn't use it in the morning  personally but after diner more so ahah

Ghost Train Haze - @mmjexpress.cc rated as Sativa AAA A cross of Ghost OG and Neville’s Wreck. Small and medium sized nugs, dense and tight structure. Deep and bright purple coating all over couple of bright lime greens leaf giving it a nice contrast. It was litteraly glued inside the vac bag with the the buds all sticked to each another definitely feels sticky. It was super pungent with an intense herbal  citrusy smell. Became even stronger once you ground it up and it transfered to the smooth but heavy smoke super nicely reminded me a lot of a Durban Poison in the way it smelled. A lot of the spicy citrus on the exhale. Burned really well slow and steady with a grayish fluffy ash on each bowls. The high was really surprising a clear headed with a light spacy relaxing  effect. Used it as a wake and bake no big downer but better to lay back as it is still pretty potent and relaxing.

This strain has two different shades, medium to dark green that looked much lighter because of all the fine clear trichomes & burnt orange pistils everywhere. Buds are relatively dense. The effects made me VERY happy and then VERY relaxed. An uplifted body high. What you expect from a top shelf product. V:9.5 Q:9.5 PEACE & LOVE

Grabbed 2 grams of shatter from TFC this week . ( love potion) + (Pinapple Express) Super happy i did .. both these shatters were exceptional quality . Super easy to work with , great texture .. not pull and snap , it's a little softer , cleaner to move around . Would pull/snap of I cooled it down below room temp .. the taste and high are def best part.. with 1 being indica and 1 being sativa , both got me blasted , but the love potion is my fav outta the 2 .. Def a great grab if your into shatter . Quality 9.0 Value 8.0 Taste 8.5 Potency 8.7 Appearance 8.8

Coming in a resealable airtight small glass container. This beautiful terp sauce has a light golden yellow coloring. It is ultra clean looking with no contaminants. Has a sugary/sandy consistency which made it Has a ever so delightful aroma of sweet fruity bubblegum. Tastes very good just like how it smells, candy bubblegum goodness. Smoke was surprisingly smooth and left a nice aftertaste. This is a high potency indica dominate hybrid concerate. After having smoking I felt europhic and calmed. It did not take long for me to become pretty lazy and sedated. Vauled at 40 a pop before any coupons Quality - 9 Value - 8.75

Strain - White Zombie Mom - Tegridy Farms Smell - it has a decent smell initially but cracking open the nugs open, it really exposes the terpenes hidden within. Smells of sweet pine fill the air, with distinct cedar notes coming through Smoke - quite the smooth draws on both inhale and exhale, salt and pepper ash, and a shiny oil ring emerging early in the burn. The taste of sweet skunky pine is quite distinct when inhaling, and an earthy woody flavor follows while exhaling High - a close to evenly balanced hybrid I find that you can light up this strain during the day without any major bumps in the gameplans. It seems to relieve pain, provide added focus, and leaves you in a nice euphoric state. Burn out was fairly minimal with only slight noticable fatigue Quality: decently dense bud formations, with a crispy shell, emerald in color with forest green undertones, bright copper pistils stretching out and spread throughout, and a dusted layer of amber trichomes. Great price for a decent strain with an awesome name

Blame my garbage phone for the shitty pic. IDK, after looking at like 5000 weed pics, doesn't the shit all kinda look the same by now anyhow? First off, the MoM; been ordering from various MoMs over the last few years and I gotta tell ya; Golden Unicorn Gardens far exceeded any service I've received from any of the others, and I've ordered from most. In fact, it's the reason I'm doing this review, the dude deserves the biz. I had the tracking number in less than a couple of hours after placing my order, got a confirmation pic of it being weighed, another pic confirming the postal address on the package, and repeated follow-up messages giving me updates on the package's journey! It was fukn surreal compared to what I'm used to! And . . . the bud! I had 'high' expectations of the bud that won silver at Karma in 2019. Arrived as well sealed, small-med sized sparkly well-trimmed nuggets, a bit dry, but nothing a boveda couldnt fix. 'Craft' would definitely fit. Burns like weed. I dunno, I don't really focus on shit like ash color. Smoked my first J in '77, and haven't stopped since, so my tolerance level is in the stratosphere. This stuff right here, it checks all the boxes. Taste is sweet and smooth on the inhale, no harshness whatsoever, great earthy notes on the exhale, subtly reminds me of the old Columbian I used to love in the '80s. Quick-hitting, heavy stone in the temples. This shit makes me stupid in a good way. Was looking for something to ease my covid anxiety and this is it. Going to make this a regular staple in my stash, as long as it's available. Hoping he gets more of the Lemon Lindsay back in, same grower, would love to try that one as well. Definitiely check this guy out on IG. Or don't, more for me. ;-)

OrderWeedOnline.com Packaging was professional, descreet and odour free. Products arrived very fast and were damage free. G - Wiz Bag Appeal - Medium size, mostly dense nugs. These nugs have a very vibrant colour contrast and are caked in trichome. Great trim as well! 9/10 Smell- Sweet, herbal and floral pungent notes accompany this strain. Very nice smell! 8.5/10 Cure - Semi sticky nugs that dont crumble when pressed. Stickier when broken up and cured very well! 8.5/10 Smoke- Smoked great in the bong. Smooth hits that also taste nice. Light ash and no harshness. 8.3/10 Vape - Vaped great in the pax 2. Great flavour and lots of vapor. One 0.4g bowl last around 30 hits over 3 sessions. 8.5/10 Potency - Good potency from this hybrid. It felt more sativa dominant because it gave me energy and euophoria. Very nice buzz and high lasted a good length of time. 8.3/10 Screenshot_20210124-193218_Gallery.jpg (792.47 KiB) Viewed 7 times

Found the buds to be tightly packed and sticky to the touch. The buds had mainly dark forest and lighter green patches making up the chunky tapered buds. The buds were trimmed nicely but seemed to be lacking some trich heads on the exterior for me to speak to. On the interior though the heads were densely packed being mainly comprised of clear and cloudy heads. Smells were pungent with heavy fuel aromas kicking things off with a tail end of herbal and mildly floral aromas. Found this smoked very slowly in a joint with a greasy oil ring becoming present a third through the joint. Finished with a light grey ash with some darker flecks. Flavors on the smoke were all gas on inhale with some woody and mild herbal notes on exhale. Effects were Indica leaning which had me feeling relaxed right from the get-go with euphoric, calm and mellow vibes. Some sedative effects were also present as my eyelids became pretty weighted a half hour post smoke.

Medium sized and significantly dense fat spade shaped nugs had multitudes of greens in the background with some dark purple patches. These colours alongside the greasy looking exterior made for some catching visuals. Found the moisture level and stickiness of the buds were on point but the exterior did again lack a ton of untouched trichomes on the outside. In the crevices though the trichomes were short stalked with fat clear and cloudy globular heads. The buds were also excessive sticky which made both using a grinder and busting it up by hand a task. Smells were also top notch with intensely gassy and clean citrus aromas that was so damn nice. Smoke on this was great with the same gassy and citrus notes hitting with powerful and thick clouds that filled the lungs quickly. Burned nicely with a lighter grey ash with some minor peppering but was greaaaaasy all the way through. Effects were impressive with effects that initially had me with an overly stoned head high making it difficult to string thoughts together. This mellowed out when a heavy physically relaxing body high started dominating the effects. This one has a high risk of couchlock amateurs should take note of.

One long somewhat chunky 5-gram bud alongside its 2-gram counterpart made up this quarter. Background colours were minty green with patches of light green and dusty purples that were whitewashed by the thick coating of milky white trichomes. Long dark green to purple sugar leaves pointed towards the tip which protected a lot of the trichome coverage below. There were also light peach to rusty orange pistils adding to the already diverse colour palette. As I looked closer, the densely packed long milky stalks had a nice balance of heads atop. Smells coming off the bud were mainly musty and nutty with some underlying menthol and pine. This was a weird nose to me but kind of intriguing; took me a while to decide on the combo of scents I was picking up. Found the joint burned nicely with a uber clean white ash with an incredibly smooth smoke. A small oil ring was present midway through the joint. Found the effects hit nicely behind the eyes and above the shoulder with a cerebral buzz that allowed me to stay focused and keep my thoughts organized. Nicely episodic uplifting vibes kicked in from time to time. Moreso suited for daytime activities but without any sedation to speak of it’s perfect to keep yourself motivated without any fatigue or lethargic feelings.

Incredibly dark purple buds provided the perfect backdrop for the milky resin coverage and the stocky rich orange pistils to really stand out. Long finger-like bud was nicely dense with a crusty shell and sticky interior making the fingers tacky relatively quickly. A close look at the trichomes revealed long milky white stalks with amber heads to spare. I find this to be one of those consistent strains that provide the smell you expect every time. No exception here! Found myself met with the familiar nutty smells alongside some intense gassy plumes; which is something I’ve never picked up on PBB prior. As you broke down the buds it took the terpene factor to another level releasing significantly more sharp diesel aromas alongside, light woody and citrus smells. For me, this was the most enjoyable and unexpected nose I’ve had on a PBB to date. Found the smoke produced felt smooth on the lungs with some sharp dominant woody and fuel notes which felt almost refreshing to smoke. Not at all what I was expecting but can say I was pleasantly surprised as the flavors were crisp clean and prominent. The strain burned a light grey ash with several areas of darker grey ash. Post-smoke I slowly felt the effects creep in about 5 minutes later with an uplifting and stoney head high making concentrating difficult and spacing out a breeze. Later found these effects trickled down from my shoulder to the rest of my body which mellowed out the buzz quickly and had me feeling supremely relaxed. All around a fantastic PBB with nicely potent and relaxing smoke which slowed down my thoughts and stripped me of any stress. Great evening option that would likely fit the bill for a lazy afternoon too.

This was my first time ordering DMC, and I was satisfied because I got it with discounts, but the majority of the buds weren't dense and had too many leaves for my liking. The high and smell are great though, and it's definitely worth the money! It doesn't translate quite well when you smoke it, but I still liked the taste very much, and it's much better than the Greasy Bubba I got in the same order. The picture features the biggest bud that came in the 14g, but all of the other ones were very tiny. Q: 8/10 V: 10/10

Pink christmas picked up for $200 shipped from WP. Came in nice premium packaging in 2 jars with posters and stickers. Nugs/Bud structure: 9.5/10. Very dense tight nugs reminiscent of some classic pink kush. Light green hues with ample amount of frozen glistening trichomes. Large nug in the picture is 6 grams. Very sticky to the touch. Smell/Terps: 9/10. very sweet gassy pink with strong undertones of pine. Really reminds me of a classic pink. I recently picked up the doughboy. This has more of a sweet pine gas where the doughboy has more of a creamy heavy gas profile. I slightly prefer this. Burn/Cure 9.5/10 grinds up to a sticky bunch and rolls like a dream. Very resinous flower that grinds up like kinetic sand. Unleashes more sweet gas aromas after grinding. Very dank! Medium grey ash, not as white as I desired but slow burning with a decent oil ring. Potency*** 10/10: very overwhelmingly potent. Starts off right away from the first pull. Extreme sedation and cerebral effects and eases into pure couchlock. I have a very high tolerance and this gets me baked for a good 3 hours. Much more potent than my doughboy3.0 I had which was already pretty strong (30%). Overall (Read): I buy flower from many different sources, stashbox, flawless, red dye etc. I simply judge what I find as a good deal and WP has never disappointed when it comes to their sales and values on special occasions. This was marked down from 260 to 200 and with free shipping it was a great value buy. I honestly prefer this to the doughboy just because of the potency alone. Both are great. Quality: 9.5/10. Value: 9.5/10

MOM: Kush Station Ordered arrived in a box and vacuum sealed bag. Branded mylar ziplocks with a boveda pack for freshness. Got a free sample too which was nice! Ice Wreck AAA Buds are kiefy and a little dry. Smokes pretty smooth, high hits fast in the head, lifting mood and creativity. Not long after the relaxing body effects arrive as well, not couch locking but certainly loosening up and feeling chill. Pretty great balanced hybrid. Overall 8/10

I wish all my lighting didn't suck, because these are beautiful buds. Smell is pungent, overpowering citrus and gas. This stuff looks and smells amazing. Which makes it all the more tragic that it's full of seeds (I know I'm not alone here, and late to the party). A couple of my buds didn't have seeds, and they tasted great and had a nice all-over body buzz. But most of it was full of immature and mature seeds, so it tasted and burned like shit, with a meh high. On the plus side I got half a dozen healthy looking seeds, so yay for that I guess. I only bought a quarter and it was 50% off, so overall this wasn't the worst pickup. But at full price I'd be pretty bummed (pretty sure they pulled it from the site too). This was one of six strains I ordered and the other five were immaculate, so I'll forgive the rare fuck up from HGA. But it's such a shame because this looks and smells so good.

MOM NAME: Beevoke COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: Good communication, advised me when package was sent out, and asked me preferences SHIPPING/PACKAGING: In a box, with vac sealed package, individually mylar bagged strains, and then another vac seal on each product within the mylars PRODUDCT(S) TO REVIEW: Strain - Orange Push Pop (Orange Orange x Blueberry) Smell - I was really excited to try this strain out, just the name alone has good nostalgia behind it right away. Not surprising once unleashing this stuff from the vac sealed bag inside the mylar that the orange terpenes being contained just shot up in the air. The nose being heavy in the citrus department, with skunky herbal, and earthiness notes Smoke - it's a smooth smoking slow burning strain, consistent to the end of the joint. Salt & pepper ash, paired up with a resin ring that formed within a few tokes. Flavor profile was very reminiscent to the nose with an inhale of a skunky, herbal orange citrus, and the exhale taking on a skunky earthy taste High - this uplifting strain has a sativa dominant lineage, allowing this to be blazed during the day time without hindering your plans too much. Added motivation, euphoric effects leaving you with a smile, and some noticable pain relief are all beneficial. The burnout also wasn't anything brutal, and was barely noticed Quality: dense nugs with some give to the squeeze, once busted up exposing the fresh sticky interior. Buds of olive green coloring with plenty of purple undertones accents, thin shorter rusted copper colored pistils, and iced out in amber trichomes Strain - Tom Ford Island Pink Smell - powerful nose coming off of this strain, it was vac sealed inside of a mylar to contain the terpenes. Opening the vac seal up, the air and your general surrounding is introduced to its presence. That really pungent floral stank mashed together with gassy pine and slight citrus notes Smoke - it has both a smooth and long consistent burn, clean light greyish white ash with an oil ring that grew as the joint burned. Inhaling it brought forth a gassy floral pine taste, and exhaling there was more of an earthy cedar flavoring High - more for evening time use or if you're day is wide open. It's for sure one that you lean on when you've got some spare time to kill, or are just looking to take it easy. Quite the deep relaxing feeling, with good euphoric effects, and relieves any pain that previously existed. It is also one of those strains that get the eyes feeling extra heavy Quality: compiled of emerald green shaded, round chunky medium sized buds, with light purple and forest green undertones. With thin lengthy copper pistils sprouting off throughout, and draped in milky trichomes. I've had both Pink Island and Tom Ford before, but together make this strain a high potency hitter Brand - Lazy Buddha & Auntie's Medicine gummies Flavor - multiple different flavors behind each one of these little sugar candied cubes. I've tried my best to pinpoint each flavor that every color was sporting. Pink - fruit punch, Red - Straweberry, Green - Green Apple, Blue - Blue Raspberry, Yellow - Lemonade, Orange - Mango. The taste on these little guys is quite decent, the only issue I had was the lingering aftertaste that didn't seem to be in a hurry to go anywhere Potency - The Lazy Buddha were dosed at 40mg THC per piece and the Auntie's Medicine were 20mg THC 10mg CBD per square and then there were 2 seperate pieces that were 40mg THC and 20mg CBD. I found the THC dosages to be lighter than stated, and had more effect from the CBD in the form of pain relief Quality - I found all of these to be quite flavorful and really tasty but I definitely wouldn't lean on these to have lift off. Probably be more useful for people who don't frequent edibles on the reg. The flavor variety was on point with not a single one being of a bad or unwanted taste while chewing these delicious cubes INCENTIVE FOR REVIEW: no. I was sent these products for reviewing purposes

I love pink Kush so I had to grab this one from KC. Wow does it make me remember why I love PK and from KC weed is always beautiful. Light green and random purple and blue leaves. It is covered with big trichromes throughout. Sticky and perfect cure High: Very strong calming effects on this one that help take the edge off throughout the day and evening. This weed slaps in every direction. Strong sedation and body buzz! Medium burn out. Burn: this bud burns clean and it’s got an amazing cure to it. For kush it’s fluffy which I like. sticky and still fresh. Burns slow with white ash. Taste: my favourite part of PK sweet candy, vanilla, herbal

This gorgeously caked out and purpled out bud is called Blue Lights. It's parents are Northen Lights and Blue Dream resulting in the creation of this fabulous strain. It's trimmed decent enough and cured to absolute perfection. The buds are of a semi denseness with a nice spongeyness. Buds were on the small to medium size. Has a sweet blueberry aroma almost candy like. Upon smoking I tasted a succelent sweet blueberry taste. The blue gene comes out very well. The smoke was ultra smooth. Burned perfect in a joint being even, slow and continuous. Had a gray ash and a grease ringer. This is a medium potency balanced hybrid. I was a bit angry until I smoked some Blue Lights. It immediately calm me down. It had me feeling a bit happy and focused. I had a short boost of engery from this. After a bit a relaxation crept up and washed over me making me lazy like. Quality - 8.6 Value - 8.4

Loving this stuff super potent super dank, sticky burns white and super strong love the high from it but of an edgy motivated type of buzz. Makes me wanna keep on keeping on lol, with a bit of a mild relaxation added in it’s in the middle of sativa or indica with a nice mellow buzz but enough of a sativa to feel like completing that last bit of your project A1 ❤️ ✊?

Q: 9.5/10      V: 10/10 Labelled as best batch of the year; I can't say they are far off on this, as this batch is definitely one of the best all year. I find the chunky nug batches seem to be a little better than the batches with smaller nugs. This batch hits all the marks for DMC that you could want; the nose and flavor are top notch with strong gas, cookie dough, and kushy terps very prevalent. The high hits hard, and although indica dominant, it has some nice headiness as well. There is a reason this is their top seller! 

More pictures : https://imgur.com/a/rXU3vNL Not entirely sure on the genetics behind this Humboldt Pie as there seems to be conflicting crosses. If im going by the terp profile, I'm guessing this is Humboldt Kush x Cherry Pie. Super dense and plump in structure, showcasing pastel like colours of light greens and purples. Finely cured and tightly trimmed, allowing this one to show off it's greasy, long stalked trichomes. Sticky as well, specifically when ground up, making joints a breaze to roll. A profile that produces aromas and flavours of sweet herbs, earth, and pine, followed by subtle floral accents. There's also some hints of mild kush that seep through, specifically on exhale. Although not my most favourite of profiles, this one does manage to provide a smooth and clean smoke, leaving behind a light grey ash. A hybrid leaning strain that promotes evenly balanced effects, beginning with a mood lifting and spacey high. It soon morphs into more of a mellow and calming couch lock but one that's easy to bounce back from. Great for winding down or kicking off the evening as it's not too heavy and won't put a halt to your plans.

Hey I got some coming this Monday! What do you think of it??

Got a few xmas size nugs..mostly medium to small size frosty dank nugs. Sexy looking nugs...wish I can keep them but u gottah smoke them . Smokes clean...white healthy ashes. Very very very very potent Flavor there in the inhale and exhale once cured. Overall a 10 out of 10 best strain AT THE MOMENT on HGA ...this shit is ? ? ? I've done so many reviews on this one strain. This strain I can smoke for a life time. This strain can't go extinct coz I will be depressed. Shipping always use Purolator arrives the next day from Bc to Ontario. I've had no problems with Purolator. Canada Post I've had so many delays.