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LPB Khalifa Kush AAA+ 20201217_171258.jpg (1.16 MiB) Viewed 1 time 20201217_172431.jpg (920.86 KiB) Viewed 1 time 20201217_172511.jpg (906.02 KiB) Viewed 1 time 20201217_172541.jpg (1.09 MiB) Viewed 1 time shipping and service was awesome got a little extra something and nice birthday and christmas note. always feel very well taken care of here and always satisfied with my purchase 10/10!! nose: nice kushy smell with some pine and slight floral. 8 taste: taste is a very pleasant kush taste. mild pine and floral vibes in there. old school kushy flavor. real nice. 9 high: indica but not too potent. can smoke in morning , but also late at night. can feel a nice sense of euphoria wash over you as you exhale that flavor. 8.5 bud: oz came in med to smalls. nice dense caked nugs. very sticky. came a little dry but after a day in a jar was great. 8 Overall 8.75 Value 10 incentive for review but happy to share feedback to the fam

LA Cake Looks: Beautiful bud, blanketed in kief, spear shaped and nice and dense. Nugs are mature and the trim job and cure are awesome. Nice and sticky icky. The dark green leaves contrast the bright orange hairs and the dusting of sugar all over this dankness, Nose: Smells so dank, love at first smell. Fairly loud, a mix of chem, gas, pine, and spiced sweet cookies. A very alluring and potent smelling terp! Lets move onto the taste! Taste: In the Mighty vape the taste is wicked, definitely really liking this stuff. Reminds me a bit of UP wedding cake, with some more gorilla glue chem funk thrown in. Tastes like a gassy cake, with some piney forest notes, and a musty backdrop with spiced cookies that tingles the nostrils. My Mom hates when I sesh this stuff, she says it stinks, thats how you know its good :P Quality: Great Stuff, the cure and freshness are on point, nice mature nugs as previously stated, vapor is very smooth, and the high is lovely. Happy high, definitely relaxing, had me feeling on cloud nine. Potent but still no anxiety. Definitely recommend this stuff, great buy, one of my fav tins of recent memory. Q-9 V-8

Is this the best batch of 2020? Grabbed myself an O. Just opening the bag I knew this batch was next level compared to the last. The nugs are covered in shining white trichomes, which provides a beautiful contrast to the deep dark green nugs. The smell was incredibly rank, best described as an explosion of gas and cookies. The smell translates directly to the taste, and upon smoking this in a J, I'm just delighted by the signature taste of DMC. Burns to a salt and pepper ash, with a nice oil ring. Out of all the death Mint varieties HGA has to offer, this one has got to be my absolute favorite. 10/10 boys. Best batch confirmed.

Death Bubba Bag Appeal: Some nice looking flower here for a AAA. Light and dark green with minimal red hairs. The crystal coverage is pretty nice also. The nose can be best described as a skunky sweet type smell. the buds may be a bit on the dry side, but im not worried about it turning to dust when rolled. Buds are quite dense and not very sticky on the outside, but a bit sticky inside. Roll/Grind: Grinds up without issue, the buds are dense but not too sticky to hinder grinding up. gave me a little bit of trouble rolling due to it being a bit on the dry side, could use maybe a day in a jar with a boveda. Still, at least its not powder, its not too far gone by any means, and still rolls up pretty dense. Smoke: this is a nice tasty death bubba, definitely get that sweet taste from the nose. not harsh at all even though it was a bit dry, and has a nice very clean looking light grey ash. Resin ring was minimal till about half way through. Potency: Well I wasn't surprised when this started to hit me damn quick, this isn't my first rodeo with Death Bubba. hits you after a few hits and doesn't let go. Potency is very nice for the AAA rating. After feeling like a stoned idiot for around a hour I wanted to go back to bed. And hunger, I was raiding the snack cupboard for anything sweet. Keep this one around for bedtime. Overall for a AAA 9.3

some interesting bud from tokeandsmokeshop. grabbed a few quarters of different strains, this was the first I tried. pretty decent prices. on first open, pretty quick and pungent wafts, definitely a strong smell. buds were small to medium sized, fairly dense and grinded into a thick dust. burned great in pipe and bong, a little less ideal to roll. taste wasn't as strong as I expected but still spicy. pretty sticky overall, definitely a chill and relax creeper of a high. mellowed out and watched some shows, bit of a body/tingle buzz for sure. solid 9 on both value and potency.

New MoM * I seen these guys pop up online . Seen they had some budget oz's , so I figured I'd check em out .. AA+ Agent Orange Had a mild orange nose on it when I opened the bag .. neat little foxtails on a few which I thought was cool for a AA . Buds were mixed from med to small .. Bright ,orange , little crystal .. Not much potency.. could smoke this anytime.of day and still function at 100% .. was on par for the price $110 .. I've gotten better at that price before, but I've also gotten worse .. but with a 20% discount on site , it was worth it ..

MOM NAME: LOWPRICEBUD OVERALL RATING OUT 10: 8 COMMUNICATION/SERVICE: always prompt SHIPPING/PACKAGING: Always scent free PRODUDCTS TO REVIEW: purple God, a good smoke. Has the classic flavors and taste of purple strains. Bag appeal was great, LPB always has authentic strains. Buds were various sizes, lots of large buds minimum popcorn

Strain - Buddha Bread Mom - Tegridy Farms Smell - some different unique funky terpenes come emitting out the mylar. The nose on this strain I can describe being a sweet fruitiness almost a berry scent mashed together with a earthy and herbal notes Smoke - the taste of the sweet berry terpenes came through perfectly on the inhale with some added earthiness, the exhale became more of a herbal woody flavor. Ash of a medium grey salt & pepper, and a resin ring sitting right in front of the cherry High - one of those strains you can partake in at any point of the day without any big hindering on your game plans. One thing I noticed was it definitely was munchie inducing post smoke Quality: spongy nuggets with a crispy outside and a fresh and sticky feeling on the inside once busted. Lighter minty with medium green undertones and sugar leaves, a light dusting of milk trichomes, and a mass of orangish brown pistils overtaking the structures. First time trying this strain out and couldn't find michbom  

Very nice looking stuff.. mostly med size nugs in this bag .. The La Confidential side of this is really strong .. Spicy/earthy smell and taste with this stuff . .. really nice burn and white ash .. buds are fairly dense and busted up nice .. great anytime of day strain right here .. has a really nice high, but didnt make me want to sleep .. very enjoyable stuff right here .. thx to the gang at Tegridy farms.. really doing a good job Quality 8.7 Value 8.7 Smell 8.4 Potency 8.6 Bag appeal 8.8

What a blast of diesel with this stuff . Opened the bag to mix of med and small nugs , stinking of diesel the second it opened.. very chunky , sticky stuff . Covered in crystals, dark orange hairs , and fairly dense buds overall.. Taste is just like smell with a spicy , pungent diesel smoke that will Choke you out the second you start getting greedy with it.. felt my eyes closing and couch lock was in effect .. lol pretty potent stuff .. this was a great purchase that was even better than I was expecting for the price .. great job TFC Quality 8.6 Value 9.3 Smell 9.3 Potency 8.5 Bag appeal 8.6

Loud candy smell as soon as you open the lid, crazy texture with small diamonds throughout, taste is very sweet candy like. Powerful full body effects. A little higher price but totally worth it, checks every box. Rating;9/10

More Pictures : https://imgur.com/a/EBwZi4Q Gelato has been a true favourite of mine over the years. This one from Pink Joint arrived in a lovely assortment of large nugs, some weighing around 4-5 grams, barely fitting in the included container which isn't small by any means and comfortably holds a half ounce (That's all 14 grams above). Very plump and chunky. Although leafy, there is still a good amount of visual appeal. Mainly light green in colour with shades of purple that can be seen on certain buds more than others. The orange pistils really stand out in contrast against the hefty amount of frosty white trichomes. Semi-dense texture, containing an average level of moisture that didn't come off as dry nor overly sticky. The aromas of this Gelato were a little muted at first after spending some time outside in the cold. A couple days in the jar has done it well although it isn't exactly the Gelato I'm used too. It has a general sweet smell that does have hints of a more familiar Gelato but it's dominated by overtones of dank earth and roasted nuts. The flavour is extremely similar as it produces a very earthy, herbal tasting smoke with a touch of sweetness on exhale. It burned nice and smooth, offering a light ash and decent sized resin ring. I just wish it had been a little terpier. I felt the high to be the highlight of this Gelato as it's rather potent with it's plethora of euphoric driven effects. Everything seems to loosen up shortly after smoking, mentally and physically, as it's relaxing and uplifting in nature and can turn a lousy mood upside down. Great late afternoon or after dinner smoke as it's balanced enough to enjoy all evening without falling asleep, perhaps just a slight burn out on the comedown.

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales - Quality: 7.5/10 Value: 8/10 Appeal: Dense nug with darker yellowish-green tones and some purple coming through on the larger leaves. The trichomes have developed amber heads, which are usually associated to more of a couch-lock high. Smell: This one smells like lemon drops! Very strong lemon terps coming through with a hint of diesel that lingers at the end. Grinding up the bud brings out some sweetness which I like. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls salt and pepperish. The bud is a bit too dry which makes for a slightly harsher hit. High: Very nicely balanced hybrid. The high is uplifting and relaxing, it's a nice smoke to play video games with some friends. It unfortunately leaves me quite drained and somewhat couch-locked after a few hours, I'd recommend this as an evening smoke. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

- This product was gifted for the purpose of reviewing. The review reflects my nonprofessional opinion of the flower. I'll be rating value based on the price posted on the website prior to sales - Quality: 6.5/10 Value: 6/10 Appeal: Visually very appealing nug, the leaves are a healthy mix of greens and purples with nice orange pistils sticking out here and there. The leaves are covered in crystal trichomes, the bud may have been overtrimmed leaving very few heads on the outside. Smell: I get mostly earthy/musky tones from this one, maybe a little bit of spice at the end. Smoke: I smoke out of a bong so I can't really say too much about the quality of the burn, but my bowls burn salt and pepperish. The bud is a bit too dry which makes for a slightly harsher hit. High: Unfortunately a hit and miss for me on that one. I don't really feel the effects hit me, maybe it's a bit too much of a light smoke. I tried it a few different times at different times of day to see if it was me but I had the same results every time. I haven't tried other versions of this strain so I unfortunately can't say much more about how the high should be. Notes: All in all I've had a positive experience with The Smoking Monkeys. I recommend them if you're looking for reasonably priced flower and good customer service, which seems to be lacking with some moms these days. They're currently having a 20% store-wide sale with code TSMDEALS20 if you guys are interested!

This one is labeled AA and I believe it lol . Too dark for my liking to even try.

Death Chocolate Mousse - High Grade Aid Visual: As you can see from the photos there's no shortage of trichs, especially when you crack open a nug. Most of the buds were med/large, and there were larger buds overall in DCM vs DMC. Nose: Gassy sweet chocolate nose, very gassy and pungent smelling bud. Cut/Roll/Grind: This bud was an absolute pleasure to roll. It grinded up very fine and sticky, so much so that it basically rolled itself. Taste: The taste is amazing gassy sweetness, just like the smell Burn: The burn was very good. Salt and peppery ash, smooth smoke but could be smoother Potency/Effects: This is where this bud really shines. The buzz is POWERFUL and has heavy sedative effects but won't keep you couch locked. I would recommend this for a end of day/night smoke for sure though. Overall score – 9.5/10 Final Thoughts - the hype is real folks! this is one of my favourite strains of the year and my best favourite from HGA. ​ *incentive review but 100% honest

This batch was advertised as one of the best of the year so you know I had to order it and try it out. It seemed a little fresher than batches in the past, but not too fresh or anything. Same great DMC Taste and smell, this is probably the nicest looking batch of DMC that's for sure. I've only tried a couple joints but I think it's going to hit better in a couple days from now. That being said I'd still rate it as one of the better batches, maybe not the best batch but maybe after it sits in a jar for a week that will change. Anyone new to DMC or HGA, It's a skunky, spicy, ultra dank strain that will have you feeling sedated and guaranteed to get you medicated... might not be the energetic buzz you wanted, but you'll be medicated! Even as a heavy concentrate smoker this stuff always seems to do the trick. Nice slow burn, clean ash. There is a reason ppl keep coming back to HGA for this and their Death Chocolate Mousse. Q: 9.5/10 - We will see if it hits a little harder after sitting in the jar for a week V: 9.6/10 - I think this stuff was 35% off so you could get an ounce for $186 or $182 or something and then if your smart about using HGA, you'll use your review coupon and get an additional $25 off and free shipping. True AAAA for $150.... can't go wrong and tough to beat on the market right now. Make sure to get a referral from a friend or someone else if your new to the site! Cheers.

Green Crack God Shatter by Distillate Direct has a bright earthy and woody nose with a mellow citrus undertone. The smoke is very smooth, and leaves a tang at the top of the palate and the back of the tongue, reminiscent of mango. On the exhale, smoke tastes vaguely hashy and spicy. The Shatter is hard and snaps at room temp and even after being handled for some time. There is no hint of solvent and the Shatter is clear as can be.

First thoughts on this when opening is that it looked real nice but smelled really muted. It was a sample in with some other stuff so to be expected with only a gram and a half of it there kinda. Was happy when I cracked the nug open and was met with what I almost think is a LIGHT kush smell.. it's like a fancy man's kush that doesn't wanna stank too much. Some slight undertones of garlic but like I said a light smell. When I lit it up the taste was very similar to the smell.. very faint light taste, but I think that's from the garlic and the kush melding together into a new scent/taste because it gave me a good terp sneeze shortly after lighting it up. Honestly I didn't expect this to hit as hard as it did... great potency on it.. smoke was smooth on inhale with some grab at the lungs on the exhale. Salt and peppered ash, but mainly white. By the end of the joint I had a slight sweat worked up on my brow. Potency levels were a little bit under HGA's DMC for any HGA smokers out there. Q: 8.9/10 : Great weed overall, was really surprised by it.. fairly generic looking and the taste wasn't to bold either, but it definitely hits right. V: 8.1/10 - $240 an ounce isn't the best price out there on AAAA pot, but it does seem to be around the standard. Some people are charging 300+ For weed that doesn't hit as hard.. when the fuck did pot become $300+ an ounce? god I love legalization.

Godbud 2.0 x Headbanger OG x Deity all cultivated and processed in house I do believe. I had to hold off on smoking this for a bit because I Had no proper rig.. tried it on the nectar collector but felt like I needed proper smoking device. All I can say is it's Potent and super smooth. The taste is kinda almost like a mint leaf... less on the the mint and more so think of the actual mint leaf.... At least for me and my g/f. The biggest stand out thing on this stuff is how smooth and potent it is... One little hit gets you wrecked but it's so god damn smooth your not even sure if your getting high at first. With rosin you'll normally get a hint of the plant material I find and my g/f is really picky with that taste so she normally skips out on rosins, but this one she was able to enjoy more so then any other concentrate because it didn't make her hack a lung afterwards. Q: 8.7/10 : Not that experience with live rosin but this is extremely smooth and potent. No idea what a 10/10 live rosin would be so gotta leave some space. V: 8/10 - It's priced at $100 a g on his website right now... I think most places charge $100 at the minimum for a gram of live rosin so this is probably standard if not slightly better than standard pricing. It's tough to say it's a great value when it's so expensive, but when you think of the time, energy, and amount of product that went into making this gram.. it's probably worth it.

7 G Mendocino Purps, nice smell, salted caramelish, sweet, earth, burns great and the high is even better. Lots of munchies with this one, thanks bcmedichronic