MAC 1

• Lineage: Alien Cookies F2 x Miracle 15

• Bred by Capulator

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized buds have an immaculate and tight trim as well as an amazing cur...e leaving them very dense as well as sticky and greasy inside. Light and dark greens are met with light pinkish purples and sone darker shades of purple as well as dark orange and some peach colored pistils. Matting everything down is the coating of milky white trichomes that cover the entirety of the buds giving them that frosty appearance and shooting the bag appeal through the roof. Very sexy nugs!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - very loud straight out of the jar are sweet and very creamy but dank herbal overtones with citrus and gas undertones that become stronger once busted. The terps translate to the taste wonderfully with sweet and just slightly creamy but very dank herbal and some doughy terps and has overtones of gas and the citrus comes through nicely when exhaling. A nice dank and gassy MAC! Joints burn perfectly even as well as nice and slow with a small oil ring from start to finish and produce a light grey ash.

• ? • High - This one I find is more of a clear headed high then it is unfocused or scatterbrained like usual but is still very euphoric being great for depression or anxiety. A slow building body load coupled with the calming and euphoric head high work together making for a potent balanced high. This cut as mentioned is still potent but doesn't have that intense smack to it that leaves your head in the clouds. Still a great high just not what I look for in this strain.

• ? • Overall this was a different experience for this strain but was still great. Gorgeous bag appeal, loud terps that translate perfectly, light grey ash, and effects that are different but still potent. I rate this.............

Quality 9/10
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Ice Cream Cake

• Lineage: Gelato 33 x Wedding Cake

• Bred by Seed Junky Genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial

• ? • Bag appeal - beautifully trimmed medium sized nugs have a perfect cure as t...hey are dense but very sticky and hella greasy to the touch. Dark forest green buds appear much lighter and have gorgeous purple streaking throughout in multiple shades as well as some bluish grey and have a mix of dark red, fire orange, brown, and peach colored pistils. The layer of resinous trichomes covers every nook and cranny of these buds making them appear much lighter then they actually are and have many globular outer heads still intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this cut is absolutely perfect to me with a nice minty gas overtone with vanilla and doughy undertones, I haven't had a cut with these terps in a while (which is my preferred ICC terp profile) as the past few batches of ICC I've had were all Gelato leaning. The taste follows suit with a sharp minty gas dominating for the most part with faint undertones of vanilla and dough and a minty aftertaste that lingers for quite some time. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and leave behind a salt and pepper colored outer ash that has a clean center.

• ? • High - with lab results coming in at 40.09% I had high hope's for this girl and I have to say, she delivered. Very euphoric and stoney right from the get go with a strong pressure build up at the top of the head and behind the eyes leaving my lids weighted. Not long after you will find your ass glued to your seat and feeling no pain with that stoney head high becoming even stronger making for one hell of a buzz, this stuff smacks! Long lasting effects that finish much later with heavy sedation that make this one best suited for an after dinner desert type smoke or lazy days when not getting off the couch is an option. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, insomnia, and pain.

• ? • Overall this cut was absolutely amazing. Great bag appeal, my preferred ICC terps which are loud and translate perfectly, the burn is very greasy with salt and pepper ash, and the high is long lasting and potent. Other than the ash, this cut is perfect imo and a must try. I rate this..........

Quality 9.75/10
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Dairy Queen

• Lineage: Cheese x Space Queen

• Bred by Subcool Seeds

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with an immaculate trim these tight buds are cured perfectly as they a...re just slightly spongy and are very greasy and sticky feeling. Gorgeous lime green buds with some darker green, beautiful purples and even some blue and grey colors throughout and a mix of dark orange and copper colored pistils. Covered in resinous trichomes which still have some smaller outer heads intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps are super funky on this one with a very sweet, creamy, and cheesy funk mixed together that I was not a fan of at 1st but has come to grow on me. The taste is still a bit sweet and creamy but has a very dank and cheesy heavy gas overtone that dominate the taste. Joints burn perfectly even, nice and slow, and quickly form a sizable oil ring while producing a lightly peppered white ash

• ? • High - all the reviews I was able to find talk about how clear headed and focused the high is but no matter how much I read it, for me this one leaves me with quite the heady high that is actually unfocused and distracting but very euphoric, quickly lifting away any stress and is accompanied by a slow building relaxation. It's also quite versatile in that it somewhat adapts to what it is your doing. Regardless though it is quite evenly balanced, with a body load building as do the heady effects reaching a high potency and is good for smoking anytime day or night.

• ? • Overall this one grew on me very much and, though it is not quite as enjoyable (for me) as the other DQ cross of ICC x Kushmints it is still very much a winner. Great bag appeal, dank amd funky terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burning, and a great balanced high that is potent. I rate this.............

Quality 9.25/10
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Violator Budder

• Lineage: Malana x Hindu Kush

• Bred by Barney's Farm

• Processed by Chronicfarmsofficial

• Sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial

• ? • Very visually appealing batch of Budder that is a very wet looking caramel ...brown in color but becomes more of a yellow when stretched thin and is a very thick texture that is extremely easy to work with collecting dabs and can even be easily rolled into a snake for a spliff as well.

• ??? • The nose on this is very enticing starting off with a soft woody profile until agitated when it releases overtones of sweet grape juice with the woody terps becoming an undertone and also has an added mustiness. The taste follows suit as it is a perfect mix of both woody and sweet grapes with a bit of a gassy finish. Burns clean in a banger with a small amount of residue left behind.

• ? • A nice spacey head high with a euphoric element to it that will calm your mind and ease you of stress, depression, or anxiety in no time and instant relaxation. Not long after smoking you will find that the body load quickly builds leaving you completely couchlocked with a force that is immovable. Eventually there is deep sedating effects that wash over you and even those with insomnia will greatly benefit from this. Definitely one best suited for evening use.

• ? • Overall this is some fire Budder done proper. Visually appealing with an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, clean burning, and a potent long lasting high. These guys are bringing some real fire to the table and have not let me down yet. I rate this............

Quality 10/10
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Rockstar (smalls)

• Lineage: Rock Bud x Sensi Star

• Bred by Bonguru Beans

• Cultivated by Captain's Pink

• Sourced from Theforest

• ? • Bag appeal - nice dense little smalls with some sugar leaf and a bit of stem but no shak...e whatsoever in my order and they are nice and sticky to the touch also. Light and dark green buds with some purple and the odd bud being mainly purple with fire red and brown colored pistils and a layer of resinous trichomes covering them entirely.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on these smalls is quite loud and sweet and is all gas, no brakes! The taste is more dank than it is sweet but still very gassy and slightly skunky with a sweet earthy exhale. Joints burn perfectly even with a sizable oil ring and produce a clean white ash.

• ? • High - a strong head high with heavy pressure in the head and deep sense of euphoria that instantly melts away stress and leaves you with your head in the clouds. Nicely balanced with a body load that works great for pain and can be couchlocking when large amounts are consumed but with no sedation making this one perfect for lazy days or night time use.

• ? Overall another great batch of smalls and more fire from the Captain. Nice looking smalls with loud terps that translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, amd potent effects
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Pink Cake

• Lineage: Pink Kush x Wedding Cake

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium in size and are semi-dense/semi-fluffy with a perfect humidity level and are both ...sticky and greasy. Pale looking olive green buds with some light and dark purples, black, and even grey with few pistils that are long and thin and staying true to the rest of the bud, they are a pale orange and some peach in color. Breaking them open reveals a sea of gorgeous purples and some Pink along with glistening trichomes while the outside of the buds are also covered in a dusty layer with many outer heads still intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose upon cracking the jar is all sweet Cake with a gassy finish until busting into a bud or grinding it, which then releases some dank but faint and funky floral undertones. Translating seamlessly into a smooth smoke that tastes just as it smells with sweet and slightly creamy cake overtones that has just hints of floral undertones and is absolutely delicious. Joints burn perfectly even and extremely smooth with a sizable oil ring and produce a soft white ash with some peppering.

• ? • High - this is a great strain with potent effects that are full bodied with some euphoria and a bit of a cloudy head high and is relaxing right from the start. The body load continues building to the verge of a couchlock but not quite, however will have you feeling very lethargic and not wanting to do much more than kick back and relax and even works great for chronic pain. Great for winding down after a long day and is one I would recommend for lazy days or late afternoon/evening use.

• ? • Overall this was a real treat in all aspects. Nice bag appeal, the terps are a dream and they translate perfectly to a smooth smoke, clean and greasy burning, and potent effects. I rate this..........

Quality 9.5/10
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Slurricane

• Lineage: Dosidos x Purple Punch

• Bred by Inhouse Genetics

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium in size with a super tight trim and a great cure and are ock hard dense with a snappy texture that is slightly fresh... feeling and just to say a bit sticky. These gorgeous looking dark forest green buds have some deep purple streaking throughout and sparse dark copper colored pistils. The layer of milky white trichomes topping these buds give them that whitewashed look and add immensely to the bag appeal and still have some smaller outer heads visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is amazing and way different from any Slurricane I've ever had with strong vanilla and dough straight out of the bag that are sweet and creamy and once busted releases a leathery funk that all mingles together perfectly. The terps translate nicely with those same vanilla, dough, and funky leather terps coming through just perfectly and has very faint hints of earthy berry undertones on the exhale. Very tasty! Joints burn perfectly with smooth and flavorful draws and form a small oil ring while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - everytime after smoking I am instantly left with heavy burning eyes and a very calming euphoria with quick relaxation and a stoney and cloudy head high. Now completely relieved of any and all stress, quickly it becomes couchlocking and soon after deeply sedating with narcotic like effects when fighting the urge to sleep. This is one best suited for evening use amd will definitely help with sleep.

• ? • Overall this is my new favorite cut of Slurricane and is a must try as it checks every box. From its phenomenal bag appeal, loud and delicious terps that translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects, she's got it all. I rate this..............

Quality 9.75/10
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Josh D OG

• Lineage: SFV OG x Triangle Kush x Hell's Angels OG

• Bred by Karma Genetics

• Cultivated by Healinghands365

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - gorgeous large sized fox tailing buds are trimmed and cure...d perfectly with light and slightly crispy buds that are still nice and sticky to the touch and leave your fingers gummed up when breaking them down. Nice light green buds with some olive green and gorgeous purples throughout with dark orange pistils. Completely covered in a layer of milky white trichomes with many visible heads intact. I did actually just find my 1st 2 seeds in it today but, up until now I had only read that other's found some so they are few and far between.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this one is extremely loud and burns the nose and eyes with strong and dank but spicy Kush terps and sweet woody undertones with piercing overtones of OG diesel that fill the room in seconds when cracking the jar. The terps translate perfectly to a thick but very smooth smoke that has the same overtones of diesel and Kush while the exhale has the woody notes. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and leave behind a lightly peppered ash that has a pure white center.

• ? • High - a calming euphoria will wash over you while still smoking the spliff and will rid you of any stress, anxiety, or depression before you put it out and leave you with a cerebral high that is dreamy and stoney in nature. Also relaxing very early on but never enough to be debilitating but rather leaves you quite functional while still aiding with chronic pain and, over indulging can leave you feeling lethargic. This is one I have very much been enjoying during the day but is great for anytime.

• ? • Overall this was an absolute pleasure to review and smoke. I have only had this strain once before and enjoyed it very much, this cut definitely held it's own. Phenomenal bag appeal, loud, dank, and offensive terps that translate perfectly, salt and pepper ash, and a nice potent stone. I rate this..........

Quality 9.4/10
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MAC 10

• Lineage: MAC F2 x (Unknown Columbian Landrace x Starfighter)

• Bred by @capulator

• Sourced from Thehighclub.biz

• ? • Bag appeal - nice large sized buds are immaculately trimmed with a great cure and are rock hard dense, sticky, and n...ice and greasy to the touch and much more so inside. Nice light green with some darker complimented nicely by the gorgeous shades of both light and dark purples with dark orange pistils that pop beautifully in natural light. As usual with this strain, all those colors are barely visible through the thick coating of trichomes that are milky white with some tiny heads still visibly intact. Super sexy buds!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a classic MAC terp profile with dank herbal terps that are both sweet and creamy with some slightly spicy doughy terps. Translating perfectly to a very dank and funky herbal inhale that is sweet and creamy with a sweet and slightly peppered doughy exhale. Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring and produce a salt and pepper colored ash.

• ? • High - an uplifting, euphoric, and what starts out as a clear headed and lazer focused cerebral high with a good increase in energy and will melt away stress and depression before even finishing a joint. Deeply relaxing body effects come over you shortly after, ridding you of pain of even the chronic nature with ease and will leave you couchlocked with your mind flying sky high but now in a hazey state rather than clear headed. A very potent full bodied high that is long lasting, this is a great cut!

• ? • Overall this was definitely my favorite of all the strains I have reviewed by these guys and it's not surprising as we all know I love my MAC/MAC crosses. This one has phenomenal bag appeal, loud and dank terps that translate perfectly, a salt and pepper burn, and nice potent effects that are long lasting. I rate this............

Quality 9.75/10
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