Bangers and MAC

• Lineage: Headbanger x MAC

• Bred by Capulator

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Wtfcannabis

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized nugs that are perfectly trimmed and cured as they are semi dense ...but still spongy and are very greasy feeling and a bit sticky. The buds are a very light green that appears yellow in sunlight and has dark olive, forest green, black, and some purple peeking through with rust colored pistils and a very thick blanket of trichomes.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - straight out of the bag you realize that the terps definitely come from the head banger as it is very pungent with those strong lemony pine floor cleaner terps and loud diesel overtones. The terps translate absolutely perfectly in a joint with those same pine sol terps mixed with diesel. Joints burn perfectly even and quickly form a small oil ring while producing a lightly peppered white ash

• ? • High - a strong uplifting, energetic, and euphoric cerebral high that will get you up and moving even on those days when you feel nothing can and leaves you very social and chatty with lazer focus and a light body buzz. These effects continue mounting to a high level of potency and last a long time with no noticeable crash and is the perfect strain for those who suffer from anxiety and/or depression or any mood disorder for that matter and is also a great wake and bake.

• ? • Overall I been wanting to try this strain for some time now and I'm glad I finally did as WTF has a great cut of it. Great bag appeal, very loud terps that translate seamlessly, clean ash, and potent long lasting effects. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Slurricane x Gelato 33 • Bred by Unknown • Cultivated by Private ACMPR • Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - these medium sized immaculately trimmed buds have a nice cure as they are dense with a crisp and snappy bud texture and are perfectly sticky and greasy feelin...g inside. These gorgeous looking buds are made up of olive and forest greens with dark purple highlights throughout and rust colored pistils that are all just to say visible beneath the layer of milky white trichomes that gives them a serious whitewashed appearance making them extremely visibly appealing.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is just what you would expect and is quite loud with sweet and creamy vanilla with hints of fruit all wrapped in a candy gas finish. Once busted the nose intensifies even more and the fruity terps come through a bit stronger, just an amazing terp profile. A sweet doughy Gelato inhale that has hints sour earth on the exhale which is all very creamy and now a tad spicy with just hints of fruity funk here and there. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring forming slowly and leaves behind a light salt and pepper colored ash

• ? • High - stoney and euphoric feelings quickly elevate your mood leaving you very happy and is also very calming and is sure to wash away any stress or negativity and works wonders for anxiety and depression. A body load along with those stoney effects all continue to build reaching a good level of potency and depending on the amount consumed can definitely be couchlocking, works great for pain, and for me was best suited for late afternoon/evening use or lazy days

• ? • Overall I enjoyed this one very much and will be on the lookout for this cross in the future. Amazing bag appeal, an awesome terp profile, salt and pepper ash, and an awesome full bodied high. I rate this

Quality 9.25/10
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Ice Burn N⁰7

• Lineage: Lava Cake x The Menthol

• Bred by Wyeast Farms

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - medium and large sized immaculately trimmed and uniquely shaped buds have a pe...rfect cure as they are dense and sticky feeling as well as greasy inside. Light and dark olive greens with gorgeous purple patches throughout and copper colored pistils and is all matted down into it's tight bud structure by the blanket of trichomes which still has some outer heads intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn- the nose is nice and pungent on this straight out of the bag with strong fruity overtones of berries and citrus with some sweet Cake like undertones and a hint of menthol and candy gas, very terpy and extremely enticing! The taste is just like the nose and a terps chasers dream with a fruity explosion of blueberry and citrus on the inhale and some of the nicest tasting candy gas with cake undertones on the exhale that all has a touch of menthol to it that leaves your mouth feeling fresh. Joints burn perfectly even with a fast forming oil ring and produce a clean white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - a calming and relaxing euphoria quickly washes away any stress and negativity and leaves you with a cloudy head high making for full bodied effects from the start that are great for battling stress, depression, and anxiety. It becomes even more relaxing as the high builds but never to the point of couchlock and is perfect for relaxing day or night as it leaves you able to function but is also perfect to kick back and unwind at the end of a long day and is quite long lasting

• ? • Overall I very much enjoyed this one in every way, another one that checks all the boxes. Great bag appeal, an absolutely amazing terps profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burn, and a great long lasting high. I rate this

Quality 9.25/10
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Platinum Gorilla N⁰11

• Lineage: Gorilla Glue N⁰4 x Platinum

• Bred by Inhouse Genetics

• Cultivated by Prohibition Cultivation

• Sourced from  Prohibition Farms

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized buds that have a pristine trim... and a phenomenal cure with a spongy texture that is uber sticky and hella greasy. Dark olive and forest greens with hints of purple have dark red and some copper colored pistils that is all completely covered in very resinous trichomes that are just loaded with a mix of clear, cloudy, and amber colored outer heads. Very nice!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is loud straight out of the bag with fruity citrus overtones and hints of sweet earth and a touch of gas which intensifies immensely once busted. The taste though slightly sweet with undertones of fruity funk is more so spicy with earthy gas and spicy Kush terps and has hints of a cookie type funk on the exhale. Joints burn perfectly even and instantly form a nice oil ring while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - this one will put you on your ass with instant relaxation and a sense of calm that washes over you from head to toe leaving you completely stress free. Within 20 minutes or less you become deeply couchlocked while feeling absolutely no pain with heavy eyelids and a case of the munchies. With long lasting effects and a slow building sedation from the start that eventually reaches the point of ko, this one is best suited for evening use and is sure to be a treat for those who suffer from insomnia

• ? • Overall this strain is great and checks all the boxes for me and one I highly recommend trying. Sweet bag appeal, a great terp profile that translates nicely, a clean and greasy burn, and long lasting potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.75/10
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Crunchberry

• Lineage: OG Kush x Blueberry

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized nugs have a perfect trim and a great cure leaving them slightly dens...e but light and airy and slightly crispy feeling as they did land a tad dry however, still a bit sticky to the touch and fresh inside. Multiple shades of light and dark greens with gorgeous purple streaking throughout that bleeds into the center of the buds which also have many long wirey light copper colored pistils. The milky white trichomes add a layer of very visible frost and still have some outer heads intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is super funnky, right up my alley, and not at all what I was expecting with strong funky Breath like terps dominating for the most part but also has faint hints of berries and sweet earth. The taste is also heavily dominated by strong and sweet Breath terps and has a Blueberry exhale that is slightly earthy and also gets sour the more you smoke with hints of woody terps as well. Very terpy and best described as straight earthy Blueberry Breath terps! Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring forming eventually and produce a lightly peppered white ash.

• ? • High - some uplifting euphoria with a bit of an upbeat mood get this one started that is great for relieving stress, depression, and anxiety leaving you feeling very happy instantly after smoking and slightly relaxed. After some time the body load becomes stronger but not in any way debilitating allowing full function with a clear head and for me, is a great smoke for social activities or gatherings. The effects last a good amount of time with no sedation or crash being a great daytime option.

• ? • Overall this one was very interesting and another great option from the team @onetwo . Nice bag appeal, loud and super funky terps that translate perfectly, clean white ash, and great effects. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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Grease Monkey

• Lineage: GG4 x Cookies and Cream

• Bred by Exotic Genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized buds that are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured being very den...se as well as sticky and very greasy feeling. Lime green buds have hints of purple throughout and plenty of wild looking thick copper colored pistils that is all topped with a generous layer of resinous trichomes which still have many outer heads visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice on this with overtones of sweet but skunky diesel and hints of vanilla undertones which all comes off a bit creamy. The taste is very skunky with strong earthy overtones that has hints of diesel with some funky herbal type terps in the mix and like the nose, also has a creaminess to it. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a fat oil ring well beneath the cherry while producing a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - Spaced out and dreamy euphoria that easily rids you of stress along with some mild relaxation get this one started making for balanced effects right from the start. Mounting to a good level of potency and remaining mostly balanced (just slightly indica leaning in larger doses) throughout the high with no couchlock but a great deal of pain relief, this one is a good anytime smoke however, if you over indulge it does leave you quite lethargic.

• ? • Overall I had a couple cuts of GM recently and though this one is not my favorite, it is still a great cut nonetheless. Great bag appeal, dank and skunky terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and medium/high potency balanced effects. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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Ghost Pink V3

• Lineage: Ghost OG x Pink Kush

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - these medium sized uniquely shaped buds are perfectly trimmed and cured with a very dens...e and snappy texture and are both sticky and greasy feeling. Made up of multiple shades of green with light and dark purple sugar leaves that add immensely to the bag appeal and plenty of dark orange  jpistils that is all completely covered in a blanket of resinous trichomes that have many outer heads still visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is very loud and familiar with super sweet but also dank musty gas exploding from the bag as soon as you crack it and has undertones of earth, vanilla, and floral terps. The taste follows suit with dank and not so sweet like the nose earth and floral terps that have overtones of that unmistakable musty gas. Joints burn perfectly even with a sizable oil ring and produce a mostly white ash with some peppering.

• ? • High - bit of a creeper sneaking up a bit after smoking with heady effects that are a bit stoney, very euphoric, as well as very calming both mentally and physically and eliminates stress with ease. Also instantly you can feel your eyelids begin getting heavy and a body load washes over you that will most certainly have you couchlocked in no time at all if you indulge in more that just a few puffs as just like the V1 and V2, this stuff is potent. Finishes strong with heavy sedation sure to help those with insomnia and is most definitely best suited for evening use.

• ? • Overall I enjoy these Ghost Pink stains very much and this V3 is up there with the other 2. Great bag appeal, dank and very loud terps that translate perfectly, clean and greasy burn, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Ugly Unicorn

• Lineage: Blue Ox x Robot Girl

• Bred by Jinxproof Genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Orderweedonline

• ? • Bag appeal - large and chunky buds have a nice trim leaving behind some sugar leaf but... the kind that adds to the bag appeal as it is frosted out and are also cured perfectly being rock hard dense with a snappy texture that is slightly sticky to the touch and much more and greasy feeling inside. Some forest and olive greens with dark shades of purple that get lighter the deeper into the bud you look bleeding into the center and plenty of long dark orange and copper colored pistils. The blanket of resinous trichomes cover every nook and cranny and have plenty of outer heads very visibly intact. Some sexy looking nug!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - loud and dank straight out of the bag and reminiscent of a pink with sweet but dank gassy overtones and floral undertones with hints of vanilla and once busted there is also some dank earth in the mix. The terps translate  nicely with an inhale that is pure gas and an exhale that is mostly dank earth with the odd hint of skunky and dank floral terps and leaves a nice earthy gas aftertaste. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and produce a salt and pepper ash.

• ? • High - this one for me hits hard and fast slamming into both your mind and your body with hella potent effects in the way of a very stoney and unfocused head high and a fast building body load. Before even finishing the spliff you wanna be sitting down due to the intensely relaxing body stone that has an inevitable couchlock and that eliminates even chronic pain in no time. Finishing strong with sedation sure to help even those suffering from insomnia, this stuff slaps!!! Best kept for late afternoon/evening use.

• ? • Overall this is one hell of a potent smoke! Nice bag appeal, loud and dank terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and a strong and long lasting high. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Buckin Runtz

• Lineage: Jet-A x Runtz

• Bred by Exotic Genetics

• Cultivated by Healinghands365

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - immaculately trimmed medium sized slightly chunky buds have a dry cure being rock hard ...dense with a snappy texture and are just to say sticky, a tad drier than I prefer but not bad at all. Light and dark olive greens with nice purple throughout which bleeds into the center of the buds coming out alot more when busted and have orange colored pistils. A coating of milky white trichomes covers the buds nicely giving them a frosted appearance.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose to me is dominated by Gelato terps being sweet, creamy, and fruity with a sour earthy finish to it. The terps translate perfectly and is identical to the nose with a slightly creamy, sweet, and fruity inhale that turns to a slightly dank and sour earthy exhale and has hints of candy gas. Joints burn perfectly with a small oil ring amd produce a clean white ash.

• ? • High - uplifting and euphoric effects that turned me into a chatter box while still smoking and a pressure that you feel set in behind the eyes that continues to get more and more intense until leaving your eyes heavily weighted and burning. A calming sensation comes over you from head to toe quickly leaving you very happy with a perma smile while a body load builds quickly and about 15 minutes in you are stuck where you sit with couch locking effects. Didn't get any sedation so it's a great one for both lazy days and evening use

• ? • Overall this was an amazing strain that I am glad I had the opportunity to try that has great bag appeal, wicked terps that translate perfectly, cleaned greasy burn, and potent effects that are long lasting. I rate this

Quality 9.7/10
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