Downvoted by someone who would have to throw their child support check to smoke this stuff. People are custy fags on this subreddit goddamn lol

Mendo Breath

• Lineage: Mendo Montage x OGKB

• Bred by @gagegreengroup

• Cultivated by @healinghands365

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - these large sized chunky buds with some minor foxtailing going on are perfectl...y and tightly trimmed and cured well being very dense with a snappy texture and are slightly sticky, a bit squishy, and fresh feeling inside. Dark forest green with hints of line green throughout and tons of purple both light and dark and even sone black with rust colored pistils. Matting everything down into an extremely tight bud structure is the coating of frosty white trichomes that coat each bud nicely with some visible outer heads still intact and plenty inside.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - nice breath terps right out of the jar with very sweet earthy vanilla with hints of caramel nut type terps with a funky finish that smells absolutely amazing all mixed together. The terps translate nicely with a sugary sweet inhale of earthy and vanilla Breath terps with the caramel funk that turns a tad spicy when exhaling. Joints burn perfectly, nice and greasy, and to a fluffy light grey ash.

• ? • High - quite the heavy heavy buzzing head stone that is euphoric and stress relieving while a body load slowly takes hold. This highly potent stone soon becomes nicely balanced as the body load is now heavy and couchlocking with a great deal of pain relief leaving you stuck but completely content with your surroundings as well as ultimately relaxed in both body and mind with some slow building sedation making it best suited for late afternoon/evening use.

• ? • Overall this cut of Mendo was amazing, HH definitely knocked this out of the park. Great bag appeal with a very tight trim, awesome breath terps that translate perfectly, a greasy burn with light grey ash, and potent effects that are long lasting. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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Skull Cap

• Lineage: Sour Head Stash x Biker Kush

• Bred by Karma Genetics

• Cultivated by @healinghands365

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - large and chunky rock hard buds have a super tight trim, a great cure, an...d are sticky and slightly greasy feeling inside. Light and dark olive green buds with light and darker purple throughout and rust colored pistils that is all heavily matted down into an extremely tight bud structure by the coating of trichomes.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is just dominated entirely by diesel straight out of the jar becoming much louder when busted with sweet but more so sour and reminds me very much of a Sour Diesel (which makes alot of sense considering the genetics) but with funky doughy type undertones and some musty Kush notes in the mix as well. The taste is somewhat like a Breath strain with sweet and refreshing earthy caramel terps on the inhale and the nose comes through on the exhale being funky and sour diesel with acrid type smoke that is heavy and punchy. Joints burn perfectly even and quickly form a fair size oil ring while producing a salt and pepper outer ash that has a much whiter center.

• ? • High - I can feel the high begin to creep up the back of my neck and into my head with an uplifting head stone that definitely provides the numbing effect as advertised which rids you of all stress, tension, and depression. A cloudy effect soon washes over the brain and a calming relaxation sets in that spreads through the entire body leaving you deeply couchlocked and feeling no pain with a case of the munchies. Great for stress, depression, loss of appetite, pain, and insomnia as the high finishes with some pretty heavy sedation

• ? • Overall this is another 1st for me and I'm glad it was this cut because HH did an excellent job. Nice tight nugs with great bag appeal, a great terp profile that translates perfectly, a greasy burn to a salt and pepper ash, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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Mcflurry

• Lineage: Slurricane N⁰3 x Tropicana Cookies N⁰7

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @thehighclub.biz

• ? • Bag appeal - this stuff is gorgeous with large sized chunky buds with a foxtail...ed structure that are beautifully hand trimmed with a pristine cure and are dense with just the slightest squish letting you know just how sticky and greasy feeling they are. Breaking down a bud leaves your fingers completely coated in sticky resin and also is the type of bud to just about jam up your grinder. The colors are amazing too with dark olive and forest greens with gorgeous grayish blue looking purples that shoot the bag appeal through the roof and have plenty of long and wirey wild looking rust colored pistils. If these nugs weren't already sexy enough, topping them is a coating of frosty trichomes covering every nook and cranny and are just littered with outer heads that bunch together in huge clusters

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - WOW!!! The nose on this is intoxicating as the Trop Cookies dominate with pungent and funky orange citrus terps that come through more like a Jilly Bean or Mimosa but definitely makes sense now that I know the lineage and has undertones of sweet and creamy vanilla herbal type terps that all come together like an Orange Julius drink or an Orange Creamsicle but with added funk. Thankfully the terps translate wonderfully to the taste with the pungent citrus funk dominating the inhale and has those delicious creamy vanilla terps mixed in on the exhale and tastes just like it smells. Super fuckin terpy and delicious! Joints burn perfectly even and form a small oil ring almost instantly while producing a clean white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - starts with a heady stone that has me slightly light headed with an uplifting, euphoric, and slightly energetic high perfect to jump start your day or keep you going throughout it and also quickly rids you of any stress, depression, and anxiety. There is a minor body load which seems to help with pain but for me it was not in any way debilitating and I found it to lean more towards a sativa. Another one that leaves me chatty and sociable being great enjoyed with others. With long lasting effects and very little to no crash or burnout this is a great choice for wake and baking and for all day use.

• ? • Overall this strain was just all around amazing and won me over the second I cracked the seal on the bag. With crazy nice bag appeal, wicked terps that are loud, funky, and translate perfectly, clean and slightly greasy burn, with a potent and long lasting high. I rate this

Quality 10/10
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Cake Crasher

• Lineage: Wedding Cake x Wedding Crasher

• Bred by Seed Junky Genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @chronicfarmsofficial

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large in size with a nice trim and a perfect c...ure these buds are dense and sticky to the touch and are both sticky and very greasy inside. Beautiful colors made up of pale greens and lovely lavender purple with plenty of copper colored pistils all covered nicely by frosty white trichomes with some outer heads still intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps are great straight out of the jar with sweet and sugary grape koolaid dominating the nose entirely until busted which releases some faint cakey undertones. The taste just like the smell is dominated by sweet sugary grapes that like most grape strains turns to a spicy punch on the exhale with hints of earth and all the while has faint undertones of doughy Cake funk that become more pronounced as the joint gets smaller. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and greasy while producing a light salt and pepper colored ash.

• ? • High - a euphoric, uplifting, and spacey head high get things started with a pressure build up in the head focused more so on the top to follow closely behind. There is also moderately relaxing effects from the start that gradually increase over time and also begins to turn sedative and heavy about half hour into the buzz (at least when consumed in larger doses) being a great choice for unwinding after a long hard day. Great for insomnia, stress, depression, insomnia, and also helped me beat a pretty bad migraine and gives me a case of the munchies everytime. In smaller doses this can be enjoyed during the day without worrying about sedation but, if your like me and like to smoke big joints then I would recommend reserving this one for evening use.

• ? • Overall this was my 1st experience with this strain but with parent strains like these I knew I was in for a treat. Great bag appeal, an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, light grey ash and greasy burning, with a nice potent high. I rate this

Quality 8.9/10
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LA Beatnik

• Lineage: Kush Mints x Seed Junky OG

• Bred by @seedjunky_genetics

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @chronicfarmsofficial

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized perfectly manicured buds are properly cured and are... very dense and sticky to the touch and are way more sticky and  very greasy inside. Dark olive and forest greens with nice purples and even blueish streaking throughout with plenty of pale orange and peach colored pistils. Adding to the bag appeal is the layer of frosty trichomes that twinkle like diamonds in the sunlight and have many outer heads still visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is very enticing and unique with strong doughy cake like overtones that are very sweet, creamy, and have a leather funk in the mix with subtle minty undertones that all mix so well together. The taste is exactly like the smell other then when exhaling it becomes a bit spicy but those same Cake terps dominate with a leathery funk that is unique to this strain in my experience so far (not the same leather that was in the Platinum Cake I had) with just hints of mintiness here and there and a touch of gas on the exhale. Definitely one that needs to be experienced in order to fully understand. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and greasy while producing a mostly white ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - a buzzing euphoria and cloudy eyes with some pressure behind them leave me feeling spaced out and completely stress free along with relaxation that kicks off instantly to balance things out nicely. The body load quickly climbs and leaves you stuck where you sit with a heavy couchlock and also heavily relaxes the mind with sedating effects. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia and is definitely best suited for evening use.

• ? • Overall this was my 1st experience with this strain and surely wont be my last as I very much enjoy it. With phenomenal bag appeal, wicked terps that are funky and translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects this is a great strain. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Lemon MAC

• Lineage: Unknown x MAC

• Bred by @capulator

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Wtfcanabbis

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized perfectly trimmed and cured buds very dense with a snappy texture that once cracked ...into just kinda crumbles and are both sticky and very greasy feeling. Light and dark olive with minty greens and hints of purple throughout and thick dark orange pistils. Matting everything down into the nice tight structure is the blanket of snowy white resinous trichomes that have some outer heads still visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is super funky and definitely dominated by it's MAC parent with a herbal funk that is sweet and creamy with very faint hints of citrus as well as some doughy terps. Translating nicely to the taste with sweet but dank herbal terps that like the nose have only hints of citrus here and there with an earthy cookie exhale that has a spicy finish. I've actually had regular MAC's with more citrus to it not that this bothered me as I still love the terps. Joints burn perfectly even and instantly form a sizable oil ring while producing a clean mostly white ash with very little peppering.

• ? • High - this stuff hits nice with a strong cerebral high that had me wide awake before even putting out the joint and spacey all at the same time while leaving me feeling very upbeat, great for listening to music. There is also a body high that takes affect early on which is only mild and does not slow you down whatsoever but does help a bit with pain and tense muscles. Definitely a great daytime smoke and is the perfect wake and bake to get your day started.

• ? • Overall this one I think would be my favorite of the recent grabs from WTF. Nice bag appeal, wicked funky terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burning, with potent sativa effects. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Gas Mask Bubba N⁰1 (Coco Grown)

• Lineage: Gas Mask x Bubba Kush

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Gasgodz

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - didn't have the best buds for pics as I only had a small amount which... was actually a sample included in my order from Frank which I appreciate very much and definitely feel it deserved a review regardless of the pics. Small and medium sized buds that are nicely trimmed and perfectly cured with a dense texture that has the perfect amount of squish bouncing right back and are both sticky and greasy to the touch. Light and dark greens are met with light and dark purples and even sone black with thin amd wispy rust colored pistils. Stealing the spotlight would be the insane trichome coverage of these buds giving them a completely frosted appearance that twinkles like diamonds in the right lighting and have majority of the outer heads still intact which in some spots bunch together in giant clusters.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - very sweet but also dank earthy bubba diesel terps that all intensify when busted which also releases a bit skunky and mustiness. The taste follows suit with a very dank earthy diesel profile that has a skunky exhale with hints of mustiness. Joints burn perfectly even with a fast forming oil ring and produce a salt and pepper colored ash.

• ? • High - a strong onset that leaves you scatterbrained but within minutes subsides to a still very intense stone with instant pressure behind the eyes causing heavy eyelids and is also instantly calming and relaxing as well as euphoric. The relaxation climbs and eventually (within about 30 minutes tops) you become couchlocked with some pretty heavy sedation following not far behind making for a strong narcotic effects making this best suited for evening use. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, pain, and insomnia.

• ? • Overall this is a strain I have had on my list to try for some time and it definitely did not disappoint in any way. Caked out bag appeal, dank terps that translate perfectly, salt and pepper ash with a greasy burn, and a long lasting potent high. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Rain Maker

• Lineage: Citral Skunk x Mandarin Sunset

• Bred by @ethoscolin

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Thecannasociety

• ? • Bag appeal medium sized with a pristine trim and an amazing cure with dense and sticky... buds that are also greasy feeling inside. These mainly purple hued buds have hints of light and dark greens and thin wild and fiery looking dark orange pistils. Completely covered in a blanket if glassy white trichomes with tons of outer heads very visibly intact. Visually stunning!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this one is subtle with very sweet herbal terps that have some skunkiness and when blended have some spicy undertones and comes together like a Green Crack. The taste embodies the skunkiness more so than any other terps with spicy herbal and nutty undertones that turn much sweeter when exhaling. Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring and to a light grey colored ash.

• ? • High - quite balanced right off the hop with both mental and physical stimulation in the way of a spacey, euphoric,  and uplifting head high and a mild body load to start. All gradually increasing with the body load leaving you feeling relaxed with some pain relief but is in no way debilitating and lasts a good amount of time and I found that when consumed before bed can help with sleep but was still able to be enjoyed during the day.

• ? • Overall this one was interesting and definitely a strain I would revisit in the future. Amazing bag appeal, subtle but nice terps that translate well, light grey ash with a small oil ring, and a medium to high potency high. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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