Melted Strawberries N⁰5

• Lineage: GMO x Strawberry Guava

• Bred by @bloomseedco

• Cultivated by @shhadyacres

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - smaller sized rounded buds are perfectly trimmed with a slightly stick...y amd dense exterior and are sticky, greasy, and fresh feeling inside. Beautifully colored buds with light greens peeking through the light pastel and darker purples with rust colored pistils and a blanket of milky white trichomes that are mostly just stocks but some outer heads are still intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is wicked on this with a pungent and sour chemical funk that has undertones of sweet strawberry candy and is very very enticing. The taste mimics the nose perfectly with that strong chemmy funk that is very sour taking the forefront and has undertones of those sweet candied strawberries that become more pronounced the more you smoke and finally an earthy garlic funk on the exhale. Joints burn fine and are nice and greasy but leaves behind a dark ash that thankfully did not seem to affect the flavor

• ? • High - starts above the shoulders with a strong cerebral onset that is very calming slowing down any racing thoughts and riding you of all stress and anxiety. It becomes indica dominant a short while after with a moderately relaxing body load that helps with pain and sleeplessness as there is also some sedation towards the end making this best suited for late afternoon/evening use

• ? • Overall this was another 1st for me and I definitely enjoyed it other than the dark ash and would love to see it again when it is more dialed in. Nice colorful bag appeal, an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, greasy burn with a dark ash, and nice strong indica leaning effects. I rate this

Quality 8.25/10
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Platinum Kush Cake

• Lineage: Platinum OG x Wedding Cake

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized beautifully trimmed slightly chunky buds are dense, sticky, and ...greasy feeling with a pristine cure. A nice mix of light and dark greens make up the majority of the buds with soft pastel like purple streaking throughout and dark orange/copper colored pistils all topped by a blanket of milky white resinous trichomes. Very visually appealing bud!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a wicked terp profile that to me is very similar to Slurricane with sweet and very creamy grape Cake terps and once busted those grape koolaid terps intensify immensely filling the room with an intoxicating scent. The terps translate nicely and also just like a Slurricane has a sweet, creamy, doughy, and grapey inhale that turns slightly spicy and earthy when exhaling with hints of gas and is absolutely delicious. Joints burn perfectly and with a small oil ring while producing a mostly white ash with some peppering

• ? • High - right off the bat this puts you in a euphoric mind state free from any stress or anxiety with an uplifted mood that is sure to brighten your day. A body load chimes in very soon after that works wonders on chronic pain but does not debilitate whatsoever nor does it put a damper of any kind on the uplifting effects making this one a great anytime smoke

• ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this strain and I am very impressed. Great bag appeal, an awesome terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burn, with potent balanced effects. I rate this

Quality 9.25/10
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SMINTS

• Lineage: Sunset Sherb x Kush Mints N⁰11

• Bred by Seedjunky_jbeezy

• Cultivated by Pacific Bud Boys

• Sourced from @theog.tsl710

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large sized chunky buds that are immaculately trimmed and c...ured are dense, sticky, and greasy to the touch and even more so inside. Bright and beautifully colored with hints of lime and olive green, lavender purple, grayish black, and plenty of burnt orange colored pistils. Giving them a frosty appearance and covering them entirely is the insane amount of resinous trichomes that are just loaded with tiny heads. More visually stunning bud from PBB!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is absolutely amazing on this with sweet, creamy, slightly fruity, and doughy Gelato type terps that have minty gas overtones and all mix together perfectly for a mouth watering terp profile. Those delicious terps translate to the flavor nicely also with a sweet, creamy, and slightly fruity inhale that mixes with minty gas, dough, and hints of earth when exhaling and all the while has overtones of a floral funk with hints of candy that taste like Rocket candy. Joints burn perfectly even, very slow, greasy, and to a light grey ash with minor peppering

• ? • High - another potent offering from the PBB team that starts with a pressure build up behind the eyes to go with its deeply calming and stoney effects that leave you heavy headed. A warming sensation starts at the shoulders making it's way down to your toes that fully relaxes you to the point of couchlock while aiding in the relief of chronic pain with sedation following not far behind that makes this one best for late afternoon/evening use and is perfect to wind down after a long day.

• ? • Overall this was a 1st for me but definitely won't be the last time with it as I very much enjoyed it. With stellar bag appeal, a very nice terp profile that translates nicely, a very greasy burn with a light grey ash, and a strong long lasting high. I rate this

Quality 9.6/10
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Ice Age LHR 90u

• Lineage: Hydroxx x Peanut Butter Breath

• Bred in collaboration by @maxyields x @cookiemaine

• Cultivated by @shhadyacres

• Processed by @slurmmm.melts

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Very visuall...y appealing with a thin layer of glistening terpy wetness covering the peanut butter colored rosin that even at room temperature is more like a Budder when it comes to texture, super sexy stuff that is simple to collect for dabs or even to roll into a snake to smoke in a J

• ??? • The nose is absolutely amazing on this with strong overtones of sharp gasoline that for the most part dominate entirely but once mixed or agitated you get some sweet and skunky nutty undertones and a chemical type funk to it that I can only describe as bleach but smells fuckin great and all translates beautifully to the taste. Burns very clean leaving behind minimal cleanup after dabs

• ? • This stuff slaps good with evenly balanced effects right from the get go that relax the body and works well for pain and also has a cerebral rush that is euphoric and is sure to ease your mind of any stress or depression. As mentioned for me this was pretty well balanced and didn't exactly give me energy but did not weigh me down in the slightest and was perfect for anytime day or night but, if consumed at night can also help with sleep.

• ? • Overall this double collaboration between 2 legends that brought these amazing genetics and between the ever so talented grower Shhadyacres and one of Canada's best processors Slurmmm Melts brought us this absolute fire product that was to say the least, a treat to dab. Very visually appealing, awesome terps in both nose and smoke, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.9/10
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Oreoz

• Lineage: Cookies and Cream x Secret Weapon

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @onetwotreezhq

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized immaculately trimmed uniquely shaped foxtailing buds are dense, stick...y, and greasy feeling displaying an exquisite cure. Pale olive green with some darker shades, purple, and black all throughout with a mix of copper and some chocolate brown looking pistils. Matting everything down and adding a layer of frost to the already amazing bag appeal is the frosty white resinous trichomes which have plenty of tiny outer heads still intact. Very nicely done!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - this stuff smells so damn amazing and intoxicating with the initial whiff being of sweet, creamy, rich, and doughy chocolate (legit like a chocolate cocoa cake) that has just a touch of vanilla to it with light gassy overtones and once busted has very faint herbal hints but is hard to pick up through all that chocolate. Such unique and amazing terps! The taste follows suit as it is also definitely chocolatey but a type of chocolate I cant describe that is sweet, creamy, and funky with a nice gassy finish and like the nose has the odd hint of herbal and also fruity terps (not your typical fruit terps, I'm talking like dried and roasted fruit) that are hard to taste through that cocoa taste • Joints burn perfectly with an instant forming oil ring and to a light greay ash with minor peppering

• ? • High - balanced effects right from the start hit with a stoney euphoria in the mind and mild relaxation throughout the body. Becoming much heavier after about a half hour and now leaning more on the indica side of things leaving you very lethargic but not quite couchlocked with some strong sedation to follow making this best suited for late afternoon/evening use

• ? • Overall this was a phenomenal cut of Oreoz and one hell of a treat to say the least. Wicked bag appeal, terps that are so unique and absolutely delicious translate to the taste nicely, clean and greasy burning, with a potent high. I definitely recommend trying this out and I rate this

Quality 9.8/10
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Gelato x ???

Bred by Unknown

Cultivated by @pacificbudboys

Sourced from @theogtsl710

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large sized immaculately trimmed and cured buds have a very dense and snappy outside texture and is both sticky and greasy inside. ...Hints of light olive green peeking through these gorgeous dark purple buds that have rust colored pistils amd a coating of frosty trichomes that is thick and have tons of small outer heads still very visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - nice strong Gelato terps greet you upon opening the bag and are by far the creamiest I've ever come across, a creamy earthy Gelato pastry is how I can best describe it. The taste mimics the nose and is super delicious with a sweet and hella creamy (so much so it almost tastes milky at times) earthy Gelato pastry profile with some earthiness that becomes sour and funky on the exhale. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a nice oil ring while producing a salt and pepper colored ash.

• ? • High - this one slaps with heavy balanced effects right from the start including a body load that starts out mildly relaxing which quickly melts away aches and pains while your mind is left in a spaced out and stoney euphoria that also eliminates stress, depression, and anxiety.

• ? • Overall this mystery cross of gelato is phenomenal from it's amazing bag appeal, super creamy terps that translate perfectly, a very greasy burn with a salt and pepper ash, and effects that are strong and long lasting, this stuff is fire. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Dairy Queen

• Lineage: Ice Cream Cake x Kush Mints N⁰11

• Bred by Seed Junky Genetics

• Cultivated by @pacificbudboys

• Sourced from @theogtsl710

• ? • Bag appeal - large sized immaculately trimmed and cured buds are rock hard... dense with a sticky and snappy texture and are very sticky and greasy inside. Light and dark olive with some forest greens are beautifully highlighted by light pastel purple throughout and dark black and grey sugar leaf (the kind that adds to the appeal) with light and dark copper colored pistils. The literal icing on this cake is the thick coating of resinous trichomes which still have plenty of visible outer heads intact which are a nice mix of milky, amber, and some clear

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - Very sweet and creamy vanilla dough with a touch of soft mint just like it's ICC parent but much creamier and more doughy then usual which for me is just wonderful. The taste is everything you would expect and hope for with sweet, creamy, and minty gas overtones, vanilla dough and has a spicy and kushy exhale reminiscent of Kush Mints. A very terpy palate pleaser! Joints burn perfectly even and instantly form a nice oil ring well beneath the cherry and leave behind a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - heavy hitting balanced effects can be felt right off the hop with an extremely uplifting, euphoric, and stoney head high that comes on hard and fast alongside a body load that builds rather quickly as well. Within only a short time you become couchlocked and completely immovable while the stoney head high gradually becomes sedating and is a very potent smoke best suited for late afternoon/evening use but I also enjoyed this one during the day in smaller amounts.

• ? • Overall this strain is right up my alley as it's lineage includes 2 of my favorite strains of all time. Absolutely gorgeous bag appeal, amazing terps that are loud and translate perfectly to the taste, a greasy burn with salt and pepper ash, and long lasting potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.8/10
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Lemon Cookies Cold Cure Solventless LHR (Winter Series)

• Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Lemon Haze

• Bred by Unknown

• Processed by @_tcor

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • The visuals on these rosins are amazing and arrived in th...e best possible condition considering it's cold cured and came from Toronto to MTL and that's all thanks to @classics_to for tossing it in a foil mylar with an included cold pack. A light yellow colored product with a thick consistency that again reminds me of Budder and is very easy to work with as well as extremely visually appealing

• ??? • The terps coming out of this jar are absolutely amazing and keep you coming back again and again just to get a whiff with its pungent overtones of slightly sour but more so sweet lemony citrus and undertones of doughy cookie type terps that pair together so well like an actual Lemon Cookie or pastry of sorts. All of these terps translate over to a dab perfectly with those same pungent and sour lemon overtones with sweet and also creamy doughy exhale on higher temp dabs and leaves an aftertaste like a lemon candy on the palate for a while after whereas when doing cold starts I found it to have that lemon candy taste the entire time. Very nice! Burns as clean as possible in a banger with very minimal cleanup required after a fat dab

• ? • An awesome high to match everything else that starts out with a strong onset of euphoric cerebral effects that are extremely uplifting and leaves you very focused and even slightly energized at 1st. Within only minutes that initial rush and the energy mellows out as a body load joins in that is not couchlocking but keeps you well grounded and moderately relaxed without being weighed down. These slightly sativa leaning effects are nice and potent and long lasting with 2 dabs leaving me satisfied for hours and also provides relief of stress, depression, anxiety, and helps with pain and in my experience is best suited as a daytime or early evening q

• ? • Overall I am extremely impressed by both this and the BR but I honestly have to say that I think I enjoyed this one a bit more where most people I've spoke to seemed to like the BR more, they were both phenomenal. Very visually appealing product with an amazing terp profile that translates seamlessly into a dab making for mouth watering flavors, very clean burning with very little residue left behind to clean on nice sized dabs, and has long lasting effects that are nice and potent. I rate this

Quality 9.8/10
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Rockstar Tuna

• Lineage: Rockstar x Tuna Kush

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Elite Cannabis

• ? • Bag appeal - these jumbo sized chunky rounded buds have a pristine trim and cure and are very den...se, sticky, and super greasy to the touch and much more so inside. Forest green with some lighter green throughout with dark purples, black, grey, and orange/red pistils that is all heavily coated by a blanket of resinourls trichomes which have many visible outer heads still intact. Super sexy nugs!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is loud straight out of the bag with dank diesel overtones and that skunky almost fishy funk known to Tuna strains. The taste is very strong with nothing but a funky fishy and skunky diesel and a hella dank earthy exhale from start to finish. Joints burn perfectly even, very slow, greasy, and to a salt and pepper ash that has a pure white center.

• ? • High - hits heavy right between the eyes with a pressure build up and a warm fuzzy feeling through the whole body along with a very spacey head high that brings with it calming euphoria. A body load that offers a great deal of pain relief and builds to a high potency quickly chimes in very early on and leads to an inevitable couchlock that leaves you glued to your seat for hours. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, chronic pain, appetite loss, and insomnia and is best reserved for evening use as there is also sedating qualities that take effect towards the end.

• ? • Overall this was an amazing cut of Rockstar Tuna with wicked bag appeal, loud amd dank terps that translate perfectly, greasy burning with salt and pepper ash, and a potent and long lasting high. I rate this

Quality 9.4/10
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Ice Cream

• Lineage: Unknown

• Bred by Paradise Seeds

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from @thehighclub.biz

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large in size these immaculately trimmed buds have a pristine cure and are extremel...y dense with a slightly sticky snappy texture that is even more sticky inside as well as greasy. A couple different shades of light green with hints of darker green and light pastel purple streaking all throughout and highlighted further by soft orange pistils. Also well kept as adding even more to the already amazing bag appeal is the coating of frosty trichomes giving the buds a frosted appearance and have plenty of visible outer heads

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose straight out of the jar is similar to an earthy Gelato that starts out sweet and creamy and finishes on the spicy side and once busted, releases some minty gas overtones and smells alot like many ICC's I've had before. The taste to me is also like a sweet, slightly creamy, and earthy Gelato profile but with minty overtones and an exhale that becomes more spicy than sweet. Joints burn perfectly even with a nice oil ring and produce a light grey colored ash with some minor peppering.

• ? • High - you can feel your eyelids start getting heavy about the same time as finishing a spliff along with a calming haze of euphoria that is sure to ease away any stress, depression, and/or anxiety. Very quickly relaxation starts to build making for a slightly indica dominant high that helps alot with my chronic back pain and has a sedating head stone to go with it. Consuming larger amounts can result in deeper relaxation and even couchlock while when consuming in moderation will still allow you to fully function

• ? • Overall this is yet another amazing offering from THC and these guys just keep blowing me away with the premium flower they source, not like alot of these other bulk moms. Amazing bag appeal, a great terp profile that translates wonderfully, light grey ash and greasy burn, and has nice potent effects that last long. I rate this

Quality 9.4/10
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