Honey Badger Haze LHR FP WPFF 119 - 70u

• Lineage: (C99 x White Widow) x Ms. Universe N⁰10

• Bred by @dynasty_seeds

• Cultivated by @duffs_dank_farms

• Processed by @wash.hashco

• Sourced from Classics_to

• ? • Light... beige colored rosin that is extremely visually appealing with a slightly wet and nice tacky texture that is very malleable so easy to collect and/or roll into a snake for donuts. I actually tried to get creative with my pictures and ended up dropping the entire pile (it dropped onto what I thought was a clean surface) and you can now see little black specks in some of the pics. Lesson learned!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is so enticing on this stuff with a sugary sweet citrus mix and subtle undertones of sweet honey, pears, and even a touch of candy gas to pull it all together. It tastes just like it smells and exactly as described with a sugary sweet fruity citrus mix on the inhale with delicious notes of sweet honey mixed in on the exhale which is just a tad spicy but still much more sweet  and like the nose, is all tied together by a candy gas finish. And absolute delight to dab and is also super smooth allowing for big rips that burn clean leaving behind minimal residue

• ? • The high starts by slamming into your brain with an instant rush of uplifting euphoria that will have you on cloud 9 as it melts away any negativity like stress, depression, and anxiety and though there is also a mildly relaxing body high from the start, in the beginning it brings with it a slight increase in energy and motivation to tackle whatever you may need to. The uplifting head high continues to increase in potency while about 30 minutes in, the body load becomes heavier leaving you deeply relaxed but not quite couchlocked and rendering even severe chronic pain non existent. I very highly recommend trying this if possible

• ? • Overall this stuff is on another level and another medically amazing strain that leaves you medicated for hours after dabbing. Extremely visually appealing product, super terpy and absolutely delicious in both nose and smoke, clean burning, and hella potent. I rate this

Quality 9.9/10
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Gelato 45

• Lineage: Sunset Sherbet x GSC

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by GasGodz

• Sourced from Classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - Medium sized chunky buds with a nice trim are perfectly dense and just slightly squishy as well as v...ery sticky and greasy to the touch. These beautifully colored buds are made up of an almost forest green but with a blue tinge to it like a sea green with some lighter olive green and gorgeous purple hues throughout and a mix of light orange and some peach colored pistils. The literal icing on this desert strain is the frosty coating of resinous trichomes covering them completely with many outer heads still visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - this smells absolutely delicious with sweet and very creamy Gelato pastry terps that have loud candy gas overtones with a touch of menthol. The taste translates nicely and is sweet and creamy the entire time but mixed with some earth when exhaling and is all wrapped up in candy gas overtones that like the nose, has just a hint of mint. Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring from start to finish and produce a clean white ash

• ? • High - a hazey euphoria blankets the mind leaving me spaced out while still smoking and elevates your mood and also aids in battling stress, depression, and anxiety. Becoming indica leaning with a body load joining in that doesn't quite reach a couchlock but will have you feeling very lethargic and lazy and also helps with pain. Towards the end of the high the is a heavy burnout with some sedation and if consumed before bed will definitely help with sleep.

• ? • Overall this was a great cut of 45 and I'm very happy I had the chance to try this last run of it. Great bag appeal, nice terps that translate nicely, clean and greasy burning, and a nice indica leaning high. I rate this

Quality 9.2/10
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El Chapo LSO

• Lineage: Face Off OG x SFV OG x OG Kush

• Bred by Dna Genetics

• Cultivated by Pacific Bud Boys

• Sourced from @secrethighclub

• ? • Bag appeal - small to large in size and perfectly trimmed these buds are dense an...d slightly squishy and are very sticky and greasy feeling as well as a tad fresh with a perfect cure and humidity level. A gorgeous looking color palette made up of dark forest and olive greens and a mix of multiple shades of purple varying from light to very dark with some black sugar leaf in the mix and dark reddish brown and some lighter orange pistils. Covering these buds entirely and matting everything down into a tight structure is the immense amount of greasy and resinous trichomes that still have majority of the outer heads still intact. Absolutely stunning!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - all gas no brakes with this stuff as soon as you open the jar with dank but also sweet gassy pine overtones and hints of floral undertones that become much more pronounced and extremely sweet once busted with the gassy overtones now becoming much sharper. The taste follows suit with strong gassy overtones and has a very sweet floral gas exhale with hints of earth, pine, and a bit of a skunky finish. Joints burn perfectly even with a fair size oil ring and produce a clean white ash with some minor peppering

• ? • High - she packs a nice punch that can be felt in both mind and body almost instantly with pressure behind the eyes and a stoney head high to go with the relaxing body load that will no doubt have you glued to your seat while also working wonders on pain of even a chronic nature. Strong sedation finishes you off a while later that is near impossible to fight when enough is consumed as this stuff is highly potent and is great for stress, depression, anxiety, pain, and insomnia and is definitely one that is best suited for evening use or when an afternoon nap is in the cards

• ? • Overall this was definitely the best cut of El Chapo OG I have tried to date and checked all the boxes, a gas lover's dream. Great bag appeal with beautiful colors, dank and well pronounced terps that translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects that last long, this is some top tier gas. I rate this

Quality 9.8/10
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Chips N Dip

• Lineage: Kitchen Sink x KUSH

• Bred by The Garden of Baphomet

• Cultivated by The Garden of Baphomet

• Sourced from Classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized beautifully hand trimmed nugs that are dense a...nd are very sticky and greasy feeling with an ideal cure and moisture level. Dark forest and some olive green with gorgeous lavender and dark purple sugar leaf and copper colored pistils that is all heavily blanketed by frosty white trichomes that are just littered with a mix of clear and some cloudy outer heads. Very nice!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is super funky and fitting to the name as it smells like Sour Cream and Onion chips, wild and very unique with undertones of GMO that after more time in a jar have now become dominant. If you like funky, this is definitely for you! The taste has gassy overtones and definitely still has the sour cream and onion chip funk with a GMO exhale that has earthy onions and garlic. Joints burn perfectly and with a nice oil ring while leaving behind a lightly peppered white ash

• ? • High - hits you quick fast with a disorienting head high making this review a challenging one as I found myself a bit scatterbrained trailing off into a haze of calming and euphoric relaxation each and every time I smoke this along side an instant body load. Reaching a high level of potency the body load becomes heavy and couchlocking while you also begin feeling the sedation which becomes heavy leaving you with narcotic like effects that are best suited for lazy days when a nap is ok or evening use

• ? • Overall this one was a 1st for me that I knew I would love as I do most crosses containing GMO in their lineage and Baph absolutely knocked it out of the park. Nice bag appeal, amazing terps that are super funky and translate very well, a clean and greasy burn, and a long lasting and potent high. I rate this

Quality 9.75/10
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Pure Michigan LHR 40 - 159u

• Lineage: Oreoz x Mendo Breath F2

• Bred by Maxyields x Gromerjuana

• Cultivated by Oghigherbeings

• Processed by Skitlepot

• Sourced from Classics_to

• ? • This stuff is very appealing wi...th its peanut butter color and a layer of glistening terpy wetness covering it adding to the visuals. As for the texture it has that bounce back to it when touched and is more like a budder even at room temp and is extremely easy to work with making collecting dabs a breeze

• ??? • The nose on this stuff is so loud and offensive and as soon as you open that little jar the terps come busting out with gassy overtones to a sweet but dank meaty profile with just a hint of garlic funk. An absolute delight for not only the senses but, the palate as well as all of these terps translate absolutely perfectly to a dab leaving a meaty aftertaste that sticks around for a while. Burns nice in a banger with little cleanup required

• ? • Starts with a potent head stone that is slightly cloudy and hazy with a bit of a pressure build up and extreme euphoria that is great for stress and depression alongside a calming relaxation in both mind and body. I find it to leave me perfectly relaxed with a good deal of pain relief and is ideal for daytime as there is no couchlock or sedation so you can still get up and go if you need to. The more you consume however, the more indica leaning it becomes.

• ? • Overall I very much enjoyed this stuff as it was an exact representation of the flower just terpier and of course more potent. Very visually appealing product, loud, dank, and hella funky terps that translate seamlessly, clean burning, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.4/10
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Tagalongz

• Lineage: Peanut Butter Breath x Oreoz

• Bred by Maxyields

• Cultivated by The Grden of Baphomet

• Sourced from Classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized sphere shaped buds have a nice trim and are dense with just a ...slight squish to them and a sticky exterior while the inside is much more sticky and also nice and greasy with an excellent cure. Forest green and deep purple with some light green and hints of violet purple throughout with an abundance of thick rust colored pistils all topped with a healthy coating of resinous trichomes that have plenty of outer heads visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is just amazing on this with a sweet and slightly creamy nutty profile that is a bit skunky with sharp gassy overtones. The taste follows suit perfectly with those sharp gassy overtones and strong nutty terps that are sweet with a skunky backend and a dank earthy exhale. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a nice oil ring while producing a light  grey ash

• ? • High - very uplifting with a cloudy and unfocused head high that kicks in right away bringing with it extreme euphoria that melts away any stress, depression, or anxiety quickly and easily along with a pressure build up behind the eyes. There is also a body load that takes affect right from the start with instant pain relief with no couchlock but it is definitely indica leaning and will leave you feeling lethargic if you over do it. I did indulge during the day however, this one is probably best suited for lazy days or evening use

• ? • Overall this strain has been on my radar for some time as I have never had it before and am definitely glad I jumped on it. Nice bag appeal, awesome terp profile that translates wonderfully, light grey ash with a nice oil ring, and an awesome indica leaning high. I rate this

Quality 9.1/10
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Strawguava S1

• Lineage: Strawberry Guava x Strawberry Guava (Strawberry Banana x Papaya)

• Bred by @bloomseedco

• Cultivated by @the.gardenofbaphomet

• Sourced from @classics_to

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized conical shaped buds ...are nicely trimmed and are dense, sticky, and super greasy as well as a bit fresh feeling and are cured perfectly. Light and dark olive greens and random hints of purple make up these nice looking buds with plenty of thick burnt orange pistils and are topped with a hefty layer of resinous trichomes showing just how well kept this flower was as there are many outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is nice and refreshing on this with a very sweet strawberry profile that is slightly candied withhints of tropical fruit and has gassy overtones. The taste is virtually identical to the nose with sweet Strawberry candy that has the same gassy overtones and faint hints of that tropical fruitiness but also has an earthy funk on the exhale that is also now slightly spicy. Joints burn perfectly even and with a nice oil ring while leaving behind a salt and pepper ash.

• ? • High - a nice cerebral boost with some uplifting energy that brings with it a chatty euphoria being great for social situations and also helps ease away stress, depression, and anxiety. I did notice a slight relaxation throughout the body but nothing significant as this one is definitely sativa leaning and best suited for daytime use preferably with like minded people as she is a crowd pleasing type strain for sure

• ? • Overall this was another 1st for me and definitely the most enjoyable Strawberry terps I've come across. Nice bag appeal, awesome terps that translate perfectly, greasy burn with salt and pepper colored ash, and high potency sativa leaning effects. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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Kush Mints

• Lineage: Bubba Kush x Animal Mints

• Bred by Seedjunky Jbeezy

• Cultivated by Pacific Bud Boys

• Sourced from @theog.tsl710

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large sized slightly chunky buds with a tight trim and perfec...t cure are dense with a sticky and snappy texture and even more sticky as well as greasy inside. Dark olive and forest greens peeking through the light lavender and deep dark purples that make up most of the color and with plenty of dark orange and copper colored pistils that actually appear bright and pop nicely against the dark background. Adding even more to this already stunning bag appeal is the coating of full headed resinous trichomes adding a frosty coating to the buds

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - an absolute delight to the senses with sweet and creamy cookie dough terps taking the forefront with only soft hints of euchalyptus that are very pleasing and not like those overbearing minty terps that some strains have. The taste mimics the nose with sweet, creamy, and doughy flavour that has hints of euchalyptus that are a bit stronger than the nose and followed by a kushy exhale that is slightly spicy. Joints burn perfectly even and instantly form a nice oil ring well beneath the cherry and produce a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - this girl does not disappoint on any front and when it comes to potency she is a home run. A potent mix of cerebral effects that completely calm the mind washing away any stress, depression, and anxiety with ease alongside a body load that takes affect right away allowing you to fully relax from head to toe. It's not long before you become couchlocked with a case of the munchies and lasts long leaving you well medicated for a good couple hours with sedation creeping in towards the end

• ? • Overall this cut of KM is absolutely phenomenal in every way. Amazing bag appeal, the best KM terps I've ever had that translate perfectly, a greasy burn with salt and pepper ash, and a wicked high that lasts long. I rate this

Quality 9.6/10
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Bubba LSO

• Lineage: Unknown

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - nice big amd dense chunky buds that are sticky and greasy to the touch with a perfect cure and are decent...ly trimmed with a bit of excess sugar leaf. Light and dark olive greens with hints of forest green and a mix of light pastel, deep purple, grey, and black sugar leaf with an abundance of thick orange colored pistils. Matting everything down and giving it that greasy exterior is the blanket of resinous trichomes with sone visible outer heads still intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is loud straight out of the bag with sweet and slightly skunky pungent piney diesel overtones with just hints of earth. The taste is identical to the nose with nothing but sweet diesel from start to finish that has just hints of dank earth. (Strong gassy aftertaste with hints of coffee) Heavy duty Gas!!! Joints burn perfectly even and very slow with a fat oil ring and produce a light grey ash with minor peppering.

• ? • High - this one hits the body 1st with its relaxing effects that melt away pain of even a chronic nature and will no doubt have you glued to your seat with it's powerful couchlock. Not far behind is a strong pressure build up in the head with stoney effects that eventually become heavily sedating and this is definitely one most definitely best suited for evening use. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia this is some good bud!

• ? • Overall this is some heavy hitting gas that I very much enjoyed and these days I'm not so much into the gas unless it's special which this is indeed. Nice bag appeal, wicked gassy profile that translates to the taste perfectly, greasy burning to a light grey ash, and a wicked potent high that is sure to please those with even the highest of tolerance. I rate this

Quality 9.25/10

This was a sample for review
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