*note: I received no store credit for these reviews but was provided the samples for free and was asked to be 100% honest.
ParkFire (pics 1-4) pretty bright green nugs , nicely shaped. The smell in the bag is interesting and has a sort of sweet+tangyness like some tropical fruits (reminds... me of juicyfruit gum?) and that same tang comes through a tiny bit in the taste as well. These buds were pretty dry and while burning very clean with white ash, they did not produce a lot of oiliness , and the Indica high wasn't as powerful as I would of liked. 7.5/10
Zacks Cake (5-8) some of the whitest weed i have ever seen, type of stuff that ”glows” in sunlight. fantastic trichrome coverage. I was fooled by the smell at first as the bag smell is kinda meh, but then the nugs are broken open and all these things come exploding out , citrus , dough, sugar. and the flavor is incredible, completely coats your tongue in sweetness from a joint, and it lingers on forever! i don't think I've ever had such sweet weed. Very strong hybrid high, gets me with lots of pressure in the eyes but no tiredness. burns white ash and fat oil rings. I really like this one, if it smelled better in the bag it would be a 10/10 for me
Jager (9) okay so, i may have been too high from the zacks cake and forgot to get macros for this strain, but the buds are very pretty emerald green with purple splotches and orange hairs throughout.. if you've had Jager before you'll know the taste , but it actually does smell and taste like black licorice! burn is pretty clean, salt and pepper and has a decent amount of oil. this one was the most humid of all the strains but not too wet or anything, nice and sticky. decent strength Indica high , wont knock you on your ass though. 8/10
SMINTZ - (pictures 1-4) beautiful sparkly nugs that are super dense and sticky . great head coverage. smells sorta like a good ICC but with some mint in the background. Mint and gas comes through more in the taste, really appealing all the way through th...e joint! Burn is very clean and produces a lot of oil on the paper. very potent puts me right to sleep at night ! 9/10
TRUNK FUNK - (5-7) uniquely colored and well shaped nugs , very dense with great cure. smell is fantastic , sort of doughy/gas like funky charms but has a really earthy sweet soil (one of my favorite terps). On the taste it really reminds me of a breath strain but with that same earth. Burns clean with white ash and oil ring. its really potent but doesnt make me sleepy like the smintz, just gets me fried instead lol. 9.5/10
blown away by this stuff, only 100/z and I cant find a single thing I don't like. giant frosty nugs (my oz was about 6 nugs) that are perfect moisture and cure. super dense but still sticky and slightly spongey.
Smell is awesome, like citrus with sweet and sour creaminess alongside i...t. really reminds me of key-lime pie or lemon meringue. Taste is the same as the smell, but every once in a while a tiny bit of gas comes through, probably from the wedding cake side. Big fat puddles of oil on the paper as well.
potent sativa effects get me going mentally , love this as a morning smoke. its pretty much flawless if you like sweet sativas, first time I've had a 10/10 (and killer price too)
this stuff is really awesome , especially for 100/z that it was listed for. really pretty 1-2g sized nugs that are doughy , gassy and rotten fruit on the nose. great cure and moisture on this stuff. dense but squishy.
on the taste i get only the gas and fruit not really the dough s...ide. very enjoyable though, tasty and smooth down to the very end of the roach. effects really surprised me its very strong and hits you right in the head, a great morning or early afternoon smoke. 9/10 (maybe 9.5 because its so cheap lol)
I'm usually more into hybrids but this is quite a nice Indica and it was only about 100/z if i recall correctly. great for people who need to budget.
nugs were on the medium to small side but moist and sticky. smells dank as you'd expect Rockstar to, earth and kushy-ness and taste... is sweet kush. strength is very good puts me to sleep at night. burns mostly clean with a smaller oil ring.
*these sat in the mylars for approx. 3 months and they are still perfect upon finally opening , good packaging OG !*
Runtz #2 (pics 1-3) never tried runtz before this one and i must say its a really nice strain, it tastes and smells alot like lemon or orange hard candies. really nic...e looking with a strong sativa dominant high. fantastic in the morning and also burns super clean with fat oil ring. 9/10
Papaya Punch (3-6) really enjoying this strain and I'm not usually a fan of ”punch” crosses. the papaya terps come through a lot more than anything and its amazing for a medium afternoon smoke. burns very clean with white ash and oil ring. 9.5/10
Donny Burger (old batch) (6-9) this is a great strong Indica without making me too tired, I like to mix it with other joints to add a lot of strength. unique terps with garlic/cheese/bread, not offensive though. very pretty and unique looking buds that burn clean with light grey/white ash and nice ring. 8/10