Visual/Texture - a big mass of a bud, tightly compact dense structure with little give on the squeeze. Featuring a trio of color shading throughout the entire formation, made up of both lime and a rich emerald green, along with vibrant purple hues. Thin pistil...s light orangish brown threaded all over the giant nug, and iced out in a layer of frosted white trichomes
Scent - a very powerful aroma reeking fumes off of the Presidential Pink, containing a pungent pink terpene profile. An over masked floral fragrence with a diesel gas holding the front line, while sporting hints of sweet vanilla, and a piney earthiness upon the background essence
Smoke - a taste nearly identical to the nose being given off. Every pull bringing forward the gas infused floral flavoring, with notes of pine, and subtle vanilla taste. On the exhale, you're received by woody profile with an earthy floral taste that slowly dissipates shortly after. There's a medium grey ash with salt and peppering all over, and a greasy resin ring forming within the first few puffs
High - this hybrid of indica dominance (70/30) hits you with some strong euphoria, and assists in the mood elevating department. A strong relaxing feeling washes over your entire body, relieving any pain that was existant previously. Eventually a burn out catches up to you, but prior to that munchies will require some attention
Strain - Dark Matter (Cherry Thunderfuck x Rusty Haze)
Visual/Texture - the first thing that grabs your attention is the colors coming off of this eye catching purple bud. Crisp textured exterior, giving off a slight sponginess when squeezed. Undertones of dark forest green that are being... cloaked over by the intense purple shading that this strain possesses. An even distribution of rusty copper colored pistils, and a layer of crystal ice trichomes evenly spread throughout
Scent - unlike the name implies, the fragrance coming from Dark Matter is quite pleasant smelling. A collaboration of fruity berries, red wine, sweet herbs, and an earthiness added in to the mix
Smoke - producing a light grey ash with peppered spots throughout, and a minor oil ring forming shortly into sesh. Bringing forward the scent, you get a nice flavor array on the inhale consistant of sweet cherry, and a herbal red wine taste. Received on the exhale you still taste sweet fruitiness, and a musky earthy profile coming through
High - an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) distributing a split of both effects. The indica side leaving you feeling a solid sense of relaxation, producing a calmness flowing through your head. While the sativa supplies an uplifting mood, and providing an enhanced cerebral mind. A daytime strain that will allow you to keep moving forward without any big disruptions holding you back
Strain - Death Wheelchair (Death Bubba x Wheelchair)
Visual/Texture - this strains name sounding like it could be a stunt straight outta Jackass. A crispy to the touch slightly dry exterior, mossy colored buds, with emerald hues, and sugar leaves almost carrying a blue tint. Lengthy thin...ner orangish brown pistils overthrowing portions of the structure, and a snow white trichome blanketed over top
Scent - quite the danky smell slapping your nostrils taking a whiff of what this green is offering. A strong fuel stench of diesel releasing the majority of the aroma gassing off of Death Wheelchair, also notes of citrus, herbs, and a musky earthiness tying it all together
Smoke - a medium grey ash being produced which carried a thick, greasy resin trail right behind it. Similar to the smell, the inhale unleashing the gassy diesel, herbal citrus, and musky earthiness. Exhaling mainly consisting of a diesel blended with a robust earthiness to it
High - compiled of mostly indica properties (80/20) it doesn't take long before they take hold. Lifting your mood but keeping your motivation at bay, you will be overtaken with a strong feeling of euphoria. A warmth flowing through your body, shifting you over to the idle position. Munchies will appear on the menu, along with a burnout eventually setting in
Visual/Texture - a mix of small and medium buds, evenly split between sponginess and density, outside the feel is fresh yet greasy to the touch, and an even more fresh resin infused interior. Lighter olive coloring, with emerald green undertones, ...several lighter brown shorter pistils evenly distributed throughout, and glossed over by a crystal ice trichome cladded exterior
Scent - some solid terpenes come flowing from this strain, having an immediate grasp on your nose. An aroma compiled of sweet skunky herbs, that has enough scent backing it to overtake your surroundings with only the slightest tear into the mylar
Smoke - receiving an almost identical flavor profile while smoking as the scent given off. Every inhale with that sweet skunkiness with herbal accent, and the exhale with a spicy, coffee earthiness. The ash is a lighter shade of grey with some peppering, and a resinous build following just behind
High - a hybrid rocking more indica (70/30) providing euphoric effects, with an enhanced feeling of motivation, and an elevated mood. Your body also feeling completely relaxed, with any pre existing pain taking a backseat. A noteable increase in hunger coming in heavy not too long after blazing. No problem spinning this up for daytime sessions, still leaving you functional, you just might want to plan ahead for munchies
Visual/Texture - coming as one thick, dense big beautiful bud, and pushing over four grams on the scale. Tightly compact nug compact, sporting a hardened shelled exterior with no budge, once cracking this giant beauty open to an awaiting sticky r...esinous interior. With its clean trimming, you get the eye catching appearance of the frosty glazed up thick layer of milky white trichomes. Bright minty green shaded, emerald green undertones, nice bright violet hues, and shorter fire orange pistils
Scent - MAC already a strain with great terpenes, but with the crossing of these genetics, it really elevates this pairing to the next level. The killer tag-team combo being dominated by the familiar aroma of sweet dough, blended together with distinct notes of grape creaminess coming more in the background
Smoke - smoke is very smooth, clean burning light greyish white ash, and an oil ring showing presence within the first couple tokes. Every inhale consisting of sweet dough mixed with a cream flavor, and hints of grape added in the mix, where as the exhale becomes of a sweet herbal taste with the grape still lingering behind
High - the effects start taking hold almost immediately once you've finished session. Relaxation first settling behind the eyes, propelling you into a state of euphoria. An ample supply of solid pain relief, and still overall leaving you quite uplifted. Could easily be added to daytime blazing or evening toking. There is enough motivation to allow you to keep functioning without major resistance. MAC Stomper is a golden mash-up with the potency and the tasty terps to back it up
Visual/Texture - the complete appearance of your typical regular WMN cookie, with the white chocolate and Macadamia nuts protruding from the surface. Circular shaped with a softness to it, slightly hardened surface with a soft interior. Golden brown, evenly ba...ked the throughout the entire biscuit
Flavor - great tasting, and hard to believe that this is dosed with no taste of weed during or after. Only the sweet cookie flavoring, with the Macadamia nuts and white chocolate taste completely masking any marijuana or distillate taste. Had I not pulled this from a bag with the labelled dosage, I could have been convinced this was a regular cookie
Potency - labelled as a 300mg hitter, I decided to play it safe by initially starting by halving the cookie, and decided mine aswell see what the results of its entirety would be. After downing the whole thing, I was slowly descended into a euphoric haze, met up by a full body relaxation, with an elevation in mood, and a constant battle to keep my eyes more than slightly open. In conclusion, I ended up crashing hard earlier in the evening, which also ended up being for a lengthier amount of time than expected
Strain - Frosted Cakes (Jungle Cake x Strawberry Shortcake)
Visual/Texture - medium size, fairly tightly compact in spade formation, with a hardened crispy exterior, dense with a mild sponginess, and an inside holding itself together with its own sticky resinous interior. Forest green sha...ded buds with emerald undertones, and vibrant purple hues. Thinner amber pistils stretching outwards, and completely caked in frosty trichomes understandably
Scent - aromatic terpenes of straight sugary sweetness wafting off this strain. Frosted Cake is amply named as you take a whiff into the bag you are hit with its sweet sugar scent, mashed with hints of strawberry, and a diesel gas lingering in the background
Smoke - its scent transforming into the taste while smoking with complete accuracy. Each inhale coming in flavored of sweet sugar, with gassy notes, a strawberry, and creamy flavored undertones. On the exhale you still have the sweetness remaining, with the maj ority of the taste becoming cedar like, and your palate gripping on to the remaining flavor of berries. Casting an oil ring after a few hoots, and cleanly producing a lighter greyish white ash
High - these cakes carrying indica heavy traits (80/20). The high starting with an uplifting mood elevation, leaving you happy and clear headed. After receiving both cerebral and euphoric boosts, you feel the high course through the body setting you into a lazy haze. With your body relaxed, you will also have a relief of any pre-existing aches. Frosted Cakes can be enjoyed day or evening, and a guarantee to get you baked as a cake
Visual/Texture - small to medium spade shaped bud, casting a neon green shading with plenty of sharp violet hues throughout the entire structure. Fairly clean trim with some sugar leaves intact, with short thin rusty copper pistils, and iced ove...r in snow white trichomes. Crisp to the touch shelled exterior with a fresher fairly resinous awaiting interior
Scent - some loud terpenes reeking off the strain, having an even louder presence once grinded. Mostly dominated in a rich floral fragrance tied together with some gaseous diesel fuel, there's a background of sweet skunky hints that linger amongst the powerful nose
Smoke - smoothly translating over from smell to taste, taking in a big haul you're received by a pungent diesel gas and a deep floral pairing. The exhale sporting very similar flavoring with an earthy, spiciness being added to the blend. Producing an ash lighter grey, with peppering within, and a greasy build up coming on heavy in the first round
High - much like its name, Pink Tyson comes on strong and definitely packing a punch. Capable of coming on heavy, being compiled of almost purely indica (95/5). First hitting you right behind your eyes, gradually infusing euphoria through you. It then moves on to body shots, placing you in a nice relaxed state, and leading to an eventual KO of a burnout finishing you off. If you're going up against Iron Mike, its best to challenge at night
Texture/Visual - a soft and pliable consistency which is very easy to form, and to work with. An exterior of dark brown, almost blackened shell, and a golden brown, almost caramel colored interior
Smoke - simple to make a snake in the grass or it feathers p...erfectly into a joint, and it cherries up for an easy passable bowl. Smooth burning, with clean inhales the whole way through no matter how it's being inhaled. Each haul consisting of a gassy, earthy, with a hint of spiciness, and giving off thick white smoke each exhale
High - the high eases into you, first it hits your eyes drawing the lids closer together, and works it way over your entire body, ending up in a total relaxation settling over you. A nice calming high that eases over you, and setting a mellow tone. Better left for later day, it doesn't exactly kill motivation but your body will be so relaxed, it's difficult to convince yourself otherwise. An eventual burnout that comes on fairly heavy assisting in a solid crash
Visual/Texture - a big spade shaped bud taking the majority of the weight, coming in just over three grams on it own. A good portion coming in a light lime green, with some royal shaded undertones, and some vibrant purple that really highlight the mass. Several thin yet l...engthy lighter orange pistils invading the structure, and a fine dusting of frosted white trichomes spread over top. Once ran through the grinder, a portion wanting to stay behind, while busting up super fluffy. Decent sponginess, sticky exterior with some give when squeezed, but the true freshness lays within
Scent - this strain features some of the most unique terpene profiles that I've encountered. These exotic fumes are often found in different strains but rarely together, reeking of a sour lemon citrus, paired with a minty herbal fragrance, and an earthy pine just ro add to the total aroma cocktail that Malibu gives off
Smoke - the flavor on the inhale introducing your palate to the buffet of terpenes coming off of this stuff. First taking on the sweet lemon, with piney herbal flavoring, and the exhale bringing out the minty flavoring with a woody, earthiness and a sour taste which continues lingering post exhaling. Pumping out an ash on the lighter grey end with minor pepper action, and a thick oil ring showing up at the start of the show
High - indica taking over most of this hybrid (70/30) the high it produces doesn't take long before unraveling. Sending you on a euphoric journey, elevating your mood, and relaxing your body make for a perfect trio to turn any day around. Having these rare exotic terpenes and the ability to uplift your day, make this an excellent choice to spark up for later day sessions
