Strain - Blood Tuna

Vistual/Texture - an entire zip made up of medium to larger sized buds, with a light sponginess, slightly crisp shelled texture, and presenting a sticky resinous feel. Nugs with a spread shade of moss, an olive green, and offering up plenty of rich blackened highlights. ...Some remaining sugar leaf presence, a decently spread arrangement of shorter thinner fire orange pistils, and shielded by a thick layer of milky white trichomes
 
Scent - immediate stench coming off of this potent scented strain. Carrying heavy notes of stanky Tuna, wafts of diesel gas, with spicy undertones, and notes of a sharp fruity aroma. Fantastic smelling stuff overall that doesn’t hold back its extremely vocalized terpenes

Smoke - fairly smooth smoking strain, with the taste coming off quite familiar to the scent. An ash having a lighter grey tone with peppering, and forming a greasy resin trail a couple tokes in, flowing just behind the cherry. The terpenes continuing to present themselves as you take each haul off the joint, straight tuna gas, with a  mild sweetened fruitiness, and a skunky, herbal spice taking in each inhale. Exhaling the flavor is more of a spicy, earthy, with a faint notes of tuna lingering in the background
 
High - wasting little time to commence spreading its effects over your mind, and down your body. Receiving an enhanced uplifted euphoric head high, with a guarantee of mood elevation, and reversing even the worst of days. Receiving a decent pain alleviation as a deep relaxation occurs, making its way over your entire body. Blood Tuna could be used during the day or evening, lifting you where you’re wanting to be, with motivation slowly drifting farther away as the high wears on See More

Strain - Garlic Breath (Hogsbreath x Chemdog D BX2)

Visual/Texture - the nugs coming smaller to medium in size, oval shaped, boasting mostly a lighter shading of mossy green, with some notes of lime green, and casting vivid black highlights over the entire structures. Several thin lengthy p...istils colored fire orange stretching out from within, and drenched by a thick wall of snow white trichomes. Bud structures fresh to the squeeze, nice and semi-spongy, and sticky on the inside when cracked apart, with an extremely resinous outcome after handling

Scent - the potent stench being held within these buds is unleashed as soon as you tear into the bag. Tossing its pungent scent into the air, creating a stink of straight gassy terpenes. Reeking mostly of heavy garlic you also are hit with a diesel, and herbal funk aroma

Smoke - smooth intakes throughout the entire session, carrying a nice light grey ash, and completely buttered right up in oil after a couple puffs. I found this had a flawless translation from the nose to taste, bringing that deep garlic, gassy, herbal, and funky coffee profiled blend all coming with the inhale. Consisting of very similar notes while exhaling with an added spiciness and continued garlic flavoring continuing its linger on the palate
 
High - Garlic Breath a heavier indica tilted hybrid (70/30) that brings on a cool calmness as a soothing sense of relaxation washes over you. Straight elevating your mood, and arousing your creativity to heightened levels.  Burn out barely existent, loading on heavy eyes, and hunger pangs definitely occuring. Perhaps an acquired taste, being a fan myself, it’s one of those strains that has no negative results when twisting up, day or evening either being a solid option Strain - Mendo Breath (OG Kush Breath x Mendo Montage)

Visual/Texture - spear shaped medium sized buds, spongy squeezable, resin infested with a sticky texture when touched. Colored by a bright neon green while sporting emerald undertones, and highlighted with vibrant purple patches. Thinner copper pistils spread through a portion of the nugs, and dripping in a caked out abundance of snow white trichomes

Scent - scented by some fairly potent terpenes, sporting some really solid volume right off the hop. Strong wafting aromas of sweet vanilla candy, and a pungent skunkiness reek from this bud while faintly smelling of earthy herbs

Smoke - an ash coming off the end, lighter greyish white holding some slight peppering, and producing an oil ring that materialized shortly into the sesh. Fluently transferring over to the taste while puffing away, you’re hit by the sweetened candy vanilla taste, skunky herbal flavoring, and mild earthiness. With the exhale taking on a  dominant cedar taste, and a sweetened earthiness more faded in the background 

High - Mendo Breath is a hybrid (70/30) indica swaying, and used to create some of my top sought after strains. Within a few puffs off the joint, you’re approached with elevated levels of euphoria, while feeling the stone gripping hold of your eyelids. Shortly after you’re being settled into a state of calming relaxation, which works its way over your entire body, finding it to produce notable pain relieving elements. A strain that can be enjoyed at any time, whether day or evening with its tasty profile Strain - Purple God Bud (God x Hawaiian x Purple Skunk)

Visual/Texture - some visually gorgeous bag appealing buds, light olive green in color with medium emerald undertones, mostly with slight presence compared to vast majority of rich royal purple cast over the nugs. Plump round shaped, coming in both medium and smaller statures. Texture is slightly crispy to the touch on the exterior, and snapping into these gorgeous buds reveals the hidden sticky, resin, fresher feeling exterior. Bright thin flaming orange pistils thinly drawn out from the buds, and a thick coated layer of milky white trichomes

Scent - amazing terpenes emerging from this bud, receiving wafts of pleasant aromas each whiff taken. Exotically mashed up into a brilliant tropical scented collaboration mostly consisting of fruity grapes with a sweet herbal,  skunkiness, while also possessing a pungent earthy undertone

Smoke - sporting a clean burning light greyish, white ash, and a build of oily resin making an appearance shortly after taking a couple hauls.  Incredibly smooth inhales revisiting the familiar nose transitioning right through to the taste while smoking. Taking deep inhales of sweet fruity grapes, skunky herbs, and slight earthiness peeking through. Once exhaling you’re hit by many of the same notes dominated by a sweetened earthiness but continuing to allow the grape taste to remain intact

High - Purple God Bud an indica driven hybrid (70/30) that first approaches your dome with elevation to your creative senses, while being accompanied by levels of enhanced euphoria. Not long after you feel an entire inrush of relaxation slowly settle over you, putting you at ease, with a distinct calmness. Nearly impossible to hide the mood enhancement provided, this is a perfect strain that will have you nicely fried whether day or night, or a great strain to bust out for any social event See More

Strain - King Tut

Vistual/Texture - the entire quarter is made up of three medium sized, round shaped buds. Decently dense, compact with little give when squeezed. These tightly woven nugs have a stickier interior, really fluffed up once busted up. Moss green shading hidden underneath the s...tructures that are heavily covered by an abundant supply of fire orange pistils, and topped off with a fine layer of snow dusted trichomes

Scent - its definitely got some really unique terpenes, they aren’t overly loud initially but once busted, you really receive this strains true potential. Scented by a pungent skunky herbs, twisted together with a sour citrus, and earthy aroma 

Smoke - making a transition from smell to taste while smoking is captured surprisingly well. Inhales consistent of a herbal skunkiness with a sour citrus, and mild earthiness. Once releasing, the exhale then moving towards a skunky sourness with some pungent earthy flavoring. Light grey ash, with the smoke being smooth and a resinous oil ring fully intact
 
High - King Tut is a hybrid (80/20) being overpowered on the sativa side. With its sativa dominance it’s completely uplifting and truly providing an increase in motivation. Enhancing your mood, while pumping your head full of heightened euphoria, and a boosted cerebral sensation. This is a strain that can be smoked on at any time of the day with no cause of any major slowing down Strain - Purple Sour Diesel (Sour Diesel x SR71 Purple Kush)

Vistual/Texture - the quarter made up of mostly medium statured, quite dense nugs  with a sponge texture, and limited give when squeezed upon. Shades of both olive, and medium emerald green coloring can be spotted throughout along with vibrant purple highlights. Shorter rusted copper pistils emerging all over the formations, and a finely dusted blanket of frosty crystal trichomes cast over top

Scent - an instant terpene presence making noise right away, with an aromatic explosion once ground up. This strain scented up by a sour citrus, diesel fuel blend, with slight hints of spicy skunk, and all being backed up by a sweetened berry fragrance tying this collaboration together

Smoke - lighter grey salt & pepper ash, with a decent oil ring appearing a few hits into the doob. Finding the inhaled taste to be bringing forth many similar profiles of the nose. Taking in sweet berries, gassy diesel, and a sour herbal flavoring. Exhales then becoming more skunky diesel, with a spicy earthiness, and faintly carrying a berry citrus taste
 
High - Purple Sour Diesel being a sativa leaning hybrid (70/30) I find this can be enjoyed at any time of day or to start your day off without any issue. Giving you enough energy to be capable of sparking motivation, and firing up your creative senses. Experiencing a positive mood elevation, and a head full of cerebral euphoria capable of altering any day the opposite direction. A relaxing feeling also trailing down your body, capable of dismissing any aches Strain - Bluefin Tuna (Tuna Kush x Blueberry)

Vistual/Texture - compiled of smaller to medium sized buds, densely wound, very little give when squeezed, and a more fresh sticky to the feel interior. Lightened mossy green shading, offering up plenty of deep dark forest undertones, an abundant array of thin light orange pistils, and a generous dusting of snowy trichomes 

Scent - Bluefin Tuna brings on deep wafts of pungent terpenes right from nug form. Filling your nostrils with a sweet aroma of pungent sweetened berries, diesel gas, with a potent tuna scent perhaps being the most detectable note, and a mild hint of citrus in the air
 
Smoke - producing ash on the lighter grey side with peppering, and sprouting an oil ring after a handful of puffs. Fairly smooth smoking strain, with the taste coming off quite familiar to its scent. Deep tuna, diesel gas, and sweet earthy berry flavoring taking in each inhale. Exhaling the flavor is more of a spicy, earthy, with a faint sweetened tuna flavoring still coming through
 
High - this fairly close to evenly balanced hybrid (60/40) delivering a higher indica presence. Turning your motivation up with an initial inrush of energy, receiving an enhanced uplifted euphoric head high, with a guarantee of mood elevation, and completely giving your day the 180. A decent pain alleviation occurring as a deep relaxation makes it’s way over your entire body. Easily a great option for daytime sessions, as you can smoke this all day without any issues of continuing your regular activities while nice and roasted See More

Strain - Super Pink Kush

Visual/Texture - an entire zip made up of majority large to medium sizing, with some smaller buds in the mix. Thick round/oval shaped mass formations, dense and compact with little to no give when squeezed together. The exterior with a crisper texture, once you bus...t into these chunky buds leaving an exposed  fresh, greasy, sticky interior. Shading of a darker moss paired up with light purple, forest green hues, and bright mint green highlights. Fairly cleanly trimmed, featuring a decent spread of shorter light brown pistils, and dusted out in a layer of frosty trichomes
 
Scent - bringing some potent terpenes to the table, ready to overtake the immediate vacinity. Receiving a nose full of a sweet, yet  skunky floral fragrance, blended with a pungent diesel aroma with a subtle creamy accent. Overall mixing both a sweetly pleasent scent working in coordination with a deep gassy fuel

Smoke - clean lighter greyish white ash, with peppering dabbled throughout, and a resin ring lagging just behind. Translation from smell is on point, taking on inhales full of pure gas being complemented by the deep floral taste with creamy notes. Once releasing, the flavor being of a continued floral, with slight gas, and a distinct sweetened earthy linger

High - with an indica domination taking place on this hybrid (90/10) with enough sativa to not completely immobilize you. Finding the effects taking hold instantly and with a good length behind the stone. Eyes instantly become weighted, initially bringing on a solid sense of euphoria, while providing a mood elevation. The high eventually working it’s way over your body, placing you in a fully relaxed state, with added pain relief. Super Pink Kush more left for evening blazing, lighting up during the day will most likely result in zero productivity Strain - Do-Si-Dos (Girl Scout Cookies x Face Off OG)

Visual/Texture - magnificent looking bud sharing its real estate between an olive green, and hues of sharp purple. Mostly spongy with a slight amount of crispness to the squeeze, while trying to grab back with its sticky resinous texture. Bright thinner fire orange pistils, populating the majority of the formation, and completely iced out in a thick jacket of milky white trichomes

Scent - flowing with sweet terpenes that demand the immediate attention of your sense of smell. A smell that has a dessert like aroma, giving off a nice sweet doughy scent in combination with pine undertones, and almost nutty hints carrying through with each whiff taken
 
Smoke - tossing up a lighter greyish ash with pepper flakes, while producing an oily resin ring. Luckily that taste carried over nicely while puffing on a joint, taking in the sweet dough tasting, with a piney, earthy, nut accents. Exhales remaining with a continued sweetened flavor, in addition to an added citrus, tasting of a piney earthiness

High - a hybrid (70/30) with indica dominating traits, engaging your senses initially with a uplifted spike of energy, and strong euphoria flowing in your head. You eventually feel your motivation drain, as your body gets a sense of relaxation wash all the way over it. While the high continues settling over you, your head becomes clouded over, side lining any issues, while being placed in a happy mood. Not an issue to smoke during the day or early evening, and no issue completing any thing on the to-do list once toasted up See More

Strain - Tony Soprano (Tang Tang x Chemdawg)

Vistual/Texture - the real estate on the bud having a spread trio of shading, shared between light lime, emerald green, and a vibrant purple hue. Textured halfway between crisp, and spongy, giving up some squeeze, and completely sticky in resin b...oth inside & out. Short copper pistils extending outwards, and absolutely drenched in an abundance of frosted white trichomes

Scent - reeking properly right off the first exposure, filling your nose with an ample supply of scented terpenes. Initial giving off a good amount of smell, you really get the true potential once busted. Reeking of sweet floral, sour citrus, and a lingering earthy hints

Smoke - ash on the lighter grey side, recruiting a resin ring to tag along for the session. Offering up a similar taste on the carry over, giving I hales of the sweet & sour pairing of floral, citrus quite evenly balanced together. Where exhaling consisting of an almost identical yet more faded profile, with an added earthy flavoring

High - Tony Soprano being a hybrid (60/40) with an edge up on the indica scale. Solidly distributing the effects in both directions, starting off with hazy headed effects of cerebral euphoria, and supplying a blissful sense of happiness. Soon after the stone washes over your body, providing any necessary pain relief. Later day fire up, or evening time roast Strain - Mimosa (Purple Punch x Clementine)

Visual/Texture - medium sized spade shaped nugs, sponge like texture giving up some decent squeeze, while remaining sticky in resin, and fresh greasiness hidden within. A shading of lighter lime green, and lighter emerald hues, featuring some vibrant purple accents. Bright fire orange pistils ascending throughout the entire structure, and dusted in a thick caked layer of snow white trichomes

Scent - once unleashing this stuff from its sealed mylar, you’re greeted by a blast of orange terpenes that are just waiting to be unleashed into the air. Mimosa carrying an aroma of delicious zesty oranges, sweet tropical herbs, with an earthy, sour citrus scent faintly in the background

Smoke - slow burning, smooth smoking strain, consistent to the end of the session. Light greyish, white ash taking on signs of peppering, tossing up an oil ring emerging within a few puffs. Flavor profile following in line with the nose, with an inhale of deep zesty orange, mashed together with a tropical herbal, sweet citrus. Where as when you release each hoot the profile becomes more of a woody, earthiness, with the sour citrus zest sticking to your palate for some time post exhale

High - Mimosa being a higher sativa ended hybrid (70/30) it’s a perfect pick me up, with a completely uplifting high, you’ll be influenced by an enhancement of motivation, and a mind filled by a strong cerebral sensation. Focus being completely tuned in, allowing you to really zone in on task completion, adding effects of euphoria leaving you in complete state of bliss, and providing a steady relaxing feeling over your entire body. A great any time blaze up, starting your day off much like its beverage counterpart first thing in the morning, daytime, or night, there’s really no bad time to enjoy some nice Mimosa. Very little to no burnout at all making this a solid choice when you’re looking at banging tasks out while in flight mode Strain - Cereal Milk (Snowman x Y-Life)

Visual/Texture - smaller spade shaped buds of decent compactness, spongy, and sticky with a resinous coating. Bright neon green shading over the vast majority, with some dark forest green undertones. An abundance of bright fire orange pistils spread throughout the structures, and showcasing a thick layer of frosted snow white trichomes

Scent - straight reeking of some fairly pronounced terpenes once given the opportunity to unleash its exotic aroma. The nose consisting of a vanilla twisted with a sweet berry scent, and notes of herbal pine in conjunction with a creamy, dough accent that really tie the whole fragrance together
 
Smoke - Clean big hauls easily taken back with no issues of triggering a cough. Burning equally as clean with a lighter greyish white ash with peppered flecks, with an oil ring showing up not long into the burn. Being reintroduced to scent, coming through on point with its taste. Taking an inhale you are pleasantly greeted to a vanilla mixed with citrus, doughiness, with subtle berry hints, inhaling in that vanilla cream mixed with sweet pine, and citrus. Upon exhaling the taste is more earthy, with a sweet lemon flavor continuing to linger  the exhale having an earthy, creamy, cedar like  flavoring.
 
High - Cereal Milk an evenly balanced hybrid (50/50) finding that it’s quite easy to keep going on your daily errands post sesh. Enticing an initiation of creativity, and engaging uplifting effects delivering you into a great euphoric state. Getting a feeling of pure relaxation that moves over your body relieving pain substantially, yet also capable of maintaining focus on tasks ahead. No issues firing this stuff up during the daytime or early into the evening See More

Strain - Pink Death

Visual/Texture - a compilation of smaller sized nugs, sharing shades of minty and emerald green, featuring some sharp purple undertones that really pop in portions. Somewhat airy with a sponginess on the surface, snapping each open exposing a slightly more fresh, stickie...r interior. Several shorter light copper colored pistils peeking out, some sugar leafs hugging the structures, and a dusted spread of milky white trichomes

Scent - having a lineage named after two heavy hitting strains, an aroma being cast reminiscent of each parent. Emitting some loud terpenes with a deep floral fragrance   establishing its dominance, and a gassy diesel scent pairing along side, with background notes of sweet piney, earthiness seeping out

Smoke - the aromatic essence carrying right through while smoking. Working in unison to balance the contrast of smooth to harsh. First  hitting your palate with a rich floral, sweet diesel combo, with notes of a subtle pine flavoring. Exhaling consisting more of a cedar,  gassy, having a floral after taste with a continued lingering. Producing a medium grey ash with some peppering, and a greasy resin ring materialized within the first several puffs

High - before finishing the joint, you’re already feeling the effects. Bringing forth weighted  feeling heavy eyes, a hazy effect taking hold clouding your head, leaving any thoughts of being productive tucked away for later. While residing in a state of euphoria, making any sort of focus unavailable, while a relaxation washes over and eases your body of pain at the same time. This potent hitting strain is more for night sessions, and checks all the boxes concluding that See More

Strain - Sweet Tooth (Nepalse Indica x Afghani Indica x Hawaiin Sativa)

Visual/Texture - small sized rounded nugs, texture spread between crispy, and spongy. Busting into the buds uncovering the fresher interiors, with a slight stickiness. Shaded by a lime green, with some dark emerald unde...rtones. Thinner light orange pistils, some sugar leaf presence, and thickly dusted by a healthy layer of snow white trichomes

Scent - producing a heavy scented terpene presence, with a variation of unique smells working together in the ample named Sweet Tooth. Containing a mashed up compilation of sweet herbal, fragrant floral, and notable accents of skunky cedar

Smoke - producing a lighter grey ash, smooth pulls through a consist burn, and forming a resinous trail as you puffed back. Sharing a similar taste to the scent of the strain, you take on an inhale filled of deep sweet herbs, fragrant floral, and woodiness. Exhales containing the same pungent sweetness, with a cedar, earthiness flavoring

High - an evenly divided hyprid (50/50)  delivering the an equal balanced high. The high first introducing itself with its strong euphoria, inspiring creativity, and completely elevating your mood. As the stone transpires it slowly washes it’s way down your body, settling over you with a entire sense of relaxation, as you feel your motivation dissipate. Minor pain relief, while increasing your desire to munch out, there’s no issue getting nice and baked during the day See More

Strain - Pink Gas (Bubba Kush x Pink Kush)

Vistual/Texture - a compilation of smaller sized nuggets of decent formation, nice round buds equal airiness to sponge ratio when squeezed, a crispy exterior, with a fresher stickiness once grinded. Lighter lime shading, with emerald green underto...nes, and sporting some deep purple hues. Some sugar leaves intact, short rusted copper pistils emerging throughout, and dusted in a fine layer of snowy trichomes

Scent - producing an aroma quite distinct of both genetics wafting off, providing some decently loud terpenes. The smell somehow becoming more turned up once busted. A deep floral fragrence mashed together with a deep diesel gas, also producing subtle notes of skunky, earthiness in a pleasant mashup

Smoke - translating from smell to smoke being spot on. Every hoot taking in a deep fuel gassy diesel, being complemented by the floral herbal pairing. Exhaling it transitions to a cedar, herbal earthy flavor, and an added background spiciness. Creating a lighter grey  peppered ash, and producing a greasy resin ring trailing just behind it

High - an indica heavy hybrid (90/10) yielding a slight amount of sativa, make this more of a later daytime or evening time blaze. Effects coming on quickly, hitting you with a cerebral head high, uplifting your mood while providing complete calmness, making your troubles disappear as your thoughts are taken elsewhere. Shortly after, the high rolling over your body moving it into a deep state of relaxation, and providing solid pain relief. A burnout eventually catches up to you that can be used for sleep assistance no problem See More

Strain - Grape Ape (Mendocino Purple x Skunk x Afghani)

Vistual/Texture - buds coming in a mix made of medium to smaller sized nuggets. Crispy shelled exterior, and a fresher on exposing the insides of the buds. Shaded in a mossy green coloring, with plenty of vibrant purple hues, some exce...ss sugar leaves gripping the structures, with shorter thinly woven light copper pistils throughout, and an absolute caked layer of milky white trichomes

Scent - right away presenting its bold grape terpenes, hitting the grinder really bringing the true aroma out from within this sweet smelling strain. A loud emergence of the sweet fruity grape really compiling up the majority of the nose, with a lesser noteable herbal, earthiness more left lingering background

Smoke - the taste of Grape Ape while puffing completely shadowing its scent. Producing a medium to lighter grey ash, with peppering involved, an oil ring included with the consistent burn. As you’re puffing away, you are pleasantly smacked with that same sweet fruity grape flavor profile, with the notes of herbs, and then as you’re exhaling, the earthy, herbal taste becoming more predominant, while still being complimented by that sweet grape flavor

High - the compiled lineage creating this an indica dominant hybrid (90/10). A high starting itself off behind the eyes, quickly enhancing your mood, and leaving myself feeling more uplifted with a spike of motivation. Shortly after the high works it’s way through the body, while sending a relaxation over you. Suffering from no burnout, but some cotton dry mouth and had full fledge munchies kick in shortly after a sesh. No problem to get nice and toasted on this strain during the daytime See More

Strain - Hippie Crippler (Blue Satellite x AK-47)

Visual/Texture - perhaps one of the best named strains that I’ve had the pleasures of sparking up. A fantastic looking nug, great trim, and displaying some bright colors popping off. Hidden underneath the thick blanket of milky white trich...omes, beyond the thick red pistils, is a deep dark forest green shaded nug. Fairly dense, some give when squeezed, with a sticky, resinous interior

Scent - containing smells begging to be released packed into this big juicy bud. An odor that instantly began to reek up the surrounding area with its sweet stanky aroma. Some great scent being sported featuring some strong terpenes consisting of deep sour citrus, grapefruit, with herbal, piney accents

Smoke - moving from scent to flavor is perfectly transitioned with the inhale tasting of a sweet and sour grapefruit, followed by a sweet herbal, pine taste. Upon release it brings more of an sweet earthy, citrus with a sweet, yet sour taste planting itself behind long after exhaling. Coming off with both a clean and consistent burn, very smooth smoke producing a light grey ash with a slight bit of peppering throughout, and a resinous oil ring that forms a few hoots in

High - surprising the Crippler is a sativa leaning hybrid (70/30) first weighting in on your eyes, you can quickly note an increased level of euphoria, and a noteable energy enhancement. With the ability to stay focused, your creative juices also seem to flow extra steady. No issues to smoke during the daytime, having a burnout that eludes you, you will want to make sure you’re not too distant from food and a beverage, both gaining a dry mouth, and additional stomach room See More