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MOM Name Hillside Pharms
Overall rating out of 10: 8.5/10
Sign up: Straight forward sign-up, have to provide email and photo ID.
Ordering & Pricing: Really straight forward as well. Took advantage of a 30% off coupon to try out their premium buds. Regular pricing is on the... expensive side but is still reasonable for the quality of product. Hillside also always has some kind of promotion running to cut those prices down a little bit.
Communication: Their website was very clear and I knew what I wanted so I had minimal communication with them. I ordered on the final evening of the 30% promo and emailed to ask if they could verify me quickly so that I wouldn’t miss out. While I didn’t actually get a personal response, my account was verified within an hour of creating the account.
Packaging: Bud came in silver ziplock baggies with branded labels. The downside of the soft bag is that it’s quite easy for some of the buds to get flattened along the way. They were sealed in an air-tight bag for mailing.
Products/Photos: My order was for a Q each of Dutch Dragon and Purple Space Cookies, along with their 5g sampler pack of shatter. With discount code and free shipping, the order came out to $216. For a half-o of top flower and 5g of shatter, I think it’s pretty good value for money
Dutch Dragon AAAA:
https://i.imgur.com/w6dyrFg.jpg
Very fragrant scent of citrus rind with a sweet, candy-like undertone and a herbal almost minty punch that pushes through. The nugs are really pretty and frosted. Tight, dense, with beautiful dark green hues and streaked with brown hairs. The bag appeal was really top quality and made me instantly excited to smoke it. It’s not overly flavourful, but a really pleasant vape. The zesty freshness comes through on the initial draw and then settles into a mild, sweet earthy taste. Effects are what you’d expect from a sativa with a real potent head rush initially that settled into a clear-headed, focused high. Would also say that it’s a potentially good social strain as it made me talkative and had an uplifting effect on my mood. Very good potency and is well worth the price imo. 8.5/10
Purple Space Cookies AAAA:
https://i.imgur.com/JrW75rc.jpg
Scent is overall earthy with sweet floral notes. Trim could be a little bit better but these nugs are super caked and boast beautiful dark purple nugs with strong green hues that show a beautiful colour contrast when broken up in a grinder. Those floral notes come through on the flavour, but quickly settle into earthy profiles. Very potent and a nice initial cerebral high that is settles into its indica roots and this dominates the overall high for sure. Overall this bud was an enjoyable smoke, the potency is up there for sure but is a little underwhelming in flavour. I’m going to throw it into a mason jar with a boveda for a bit and see if that brings out the scent a little more. 8/10
Incentive for Customers: Always have some kind of promotion running. Free shipping over $200.
Incentive for Review: None.
Notes: Very pleased with the bud. I also ordered 5g of shatter that I’ll review separately which I’m also very happy with
Overall rating out of 10: 8.5/10
Sign up: Straight forward sign-up, have to provide email and photo ID.
Ordering & Pricing: Really straight forward as well. Took advantage of a 30% off coupon to try out their premium buds. Regular pricing is on the... expensive side but is still reasonable for the quality of product. Hillside also always has some kind of promotion running to cut those prices down a little bit.
Communication: Their website was very clear and I knew what I wanted so I had minimal communication with them. I ordered on the final evening of the 30% promo and emailed to ask if they could verify me quickly so that I wouldn’t miss out. While I didn’t actually get a personal response, my account was verified within an hour of creating the account.
Packaging: Bud came in silver ziplock baggies with branded labels. The downside of the soft bag is that it’s quite easy for some of the buds to get flattened along the way. They were sealed in an air-tight bag for mailing.
Products/Photos: My order was for a Q each of Dutch Dragon and Purple Space Cookies, along with their 5g sampler pack of shatter. With discount code and free shipping, the order came out to $216. For a half-o of top flower and 5g of shatter, I think it’s pretty good value for money
Dutch Dragon AAAA:
https://i.imgur.com/w6dyrFg.jpg
Very fragrant scent of citrus rind with a sweet, candy-like undertone and a herbal almost minty punch that pushes through. The nugs are really pretty and frosted. Tight, dense, with beautiful dark green hues and streaked with brown hairs. The bag appeal was really top quality and made me instantly excited to smoke it. It’s not overly flavourful, but a really pleasant vape. The zesty freshness comes through on the initial draw and then settles into a mild, sweet earthy taste. Effects are what you’d expect from a sativa with a real potent head rush initially that settled into a clear-headed, focused high. Would also say that it’s a potentially good social strain as it made me talkative and had an uplifting effect on my mood. Very good potency and is well worth the price imo. 8.5/10
Purple Space Cookies AAAA:
https://i.imgur.com/JrW75rc.jpg
Scent is overall earthy with sweet floral notes. Trim could be a little bit better but these nugs are super caked and boast beautiful dark purple nugs with strong green hues that show a beautiful colour contrast when broken up in a grinder. Those floral notes come through on the flavour, but quickly settle into earthy profiles. Very potent and a nice initial cerebral high that is settles into its indica roots and this dominates the overall high for sure. Overall this bud was an enjoyable smoke, the potency is up there for sure but is a little underwhelming in flavour. I’m going to throw it into a mason jar with a boveda for a bit and see if that brings out the scent a little more. 8/10
Incentive for Customers: Always have some kind of promotion running. Free shipping over $200.
Incentive for Review: None.
Notes: Very pleased with the bud. I also ordered 5g of shatter that I’ll review separately which I’m also very happy with
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MOM Name KingTuts
Overall rating out of 10: 5/10
Sign Up: Sign up is same as always. Provide an ID, give some info, good to go
Ordering & Pricing: So I went small with my first order as I had just stocked up but wanted to take advantage of the valentines sale and place my fir...st order with KT. I got a 14g Mix&Match which came out at $92.15 with discounts applied. Not too bad overall
Communication: KT excel on the communication front and the King’s interaction on here was one of the primary factors for placing an order with him. I like seeing MOMs going that extra mile and I believe KT does that to a tee.
Packaging: Packaging was straight forward. No smell or anything of that nature. Each strain was provided in a resealable hard plastic baggie - no bovedas.
Black Cherry Soda
https://i.imgur.com/HsJ3eV7.jpg
Ok so we’ll start with the most infamous one. Lots has been said about the BCS so I’m happy I get to review it and set the record straight. First up, this bud is not good. No smell from the bag at all, nugs were overly dry, and there was next to no taste when vaped on a low setting. High itself was very very mild. I took back to back bong rips to test potency and barely felt much at all. The nugs themselves look nice enough, and I will say with 100% certainty that these buds WERE NOT WASHED. Maybe people assumed that because of the low potency, they had been washed but you can clearly see the trichs on the picture provided. So hopefully we can put that one to bed. You can be upset at a product without making up lies about it. Anyhow, the bottom line is that it wasn’t enjoyable and I have no desire to smoke it again. 2/10
God’s Gift
https://i.imgur.com/Fibp93F.jpg
Another one which disappointed. Unfortunately seems to be plagued with the same issues as the BCS. Smelled dry and stale and vaped pretty much the same. Potency is certainly higher than on the BCS but that’s about it. Couldn’t get a taste from the vapour even on low settings and the best I can describe it is ’meh’. The nugs themselves were very pretty - a nice density, with plenty of trichs and some nice purple hues. Not the worst, certainly not the best, it’s probably one I’ll stay away from in the future. Left me with a pretty fuzzy high, certainly not one I could describe accurately. 4/10
Alien OG
https://i.imgur.com/QIFQadc.jpg
Pretty average, middle of the road strain imho. There’s a little something more to it than the previous two strains which is a positive. It doesn’t have a particularly hard hitting nose, instead settling for more subdued notes of pine and earth. The high itself is far more AAA than the God and BCS, as it actually provides a decently long lasted high even if the initial heavy buzz wears off pretty quickly. I must note however, that this is another that I barely got any taste from when vaporized. I’m using a brand new Arizer Air 2 so it’s not my equipment - but the lack of flavour on the 3 strains mentioned so far is disappointing. 5.5/10
Lemon Sour Diesel
https://i.imgur.com/dt4kDg0.jpg
By far my favourite, and finally some positivity in my review! Honestly, this strain is night and day when compared to the others. A real strong aroma of citrus and gas straight out the bag and a wonderful lemony taste when vaporised. That flavour dissipates relatively quickly after a few initial tokes but the bowls vaporise nicely and provides a really nice uplifting high that focuses the mind and leaves you clear headed. The nugs were also the bet looking of the lot - nice and frosty with a neat trim job. A really solid day-time strain, and I saw at one point after my order that it was put on a $99/oz - for that price its a total steal. 8/10
Incentive for Customers:
10% off first order
KingTuts Reward Program
Gifts with every order
Free Shipping >$198
Incentive for Review: No incentive
Notes: Look, it wasn’t a great first order. 3 of the 4 strains didn’t meet my expectations. BUT, I will go back to order from them again at some point because I love how extensive their products are, and I appreciate the level of customer service that KT provides. I wrote a comment in a thread centered around the BCS, in which I indicated my disappointment, and I woke up the next morning to a PM from KT looking to rectify the situation. As far as I’m concerned, that’s the best CS you can ask for in an industry like this. Least I can do is give him a second chance.
Overall rating out of 10: 5/10
Sign Up: Sign up is same as always. Provide an ID, give some info, good to go
Ordering & Pricing: So I went small with my first order as I had just stocked up but wanted to take advantage of the valentines sale and place my fir...st order with KT. I got a 14g Mix&Match which came out at $92.15 with discounts applied. Not too bad overall
Communication: KT excel on the communication front and the King’s interaction on here was one of the primary factors for placing an order with him. I like seeing MOMs going that extra mile and I believe KT does that to a tee.
Packaging: Packaging was straight forward. No smell or anything of that nature. Each strain was provided in a resealable hard plastic baggie - no bovedas.
Black Cherry Soda
https://i.imgur.com/HsJ3eV7.jpg
Ok so we’ll start with the most infamous one. Lots has been said about the BCS so I’m happy I get to review it and set the record straight. First up, this bud is not good. No smell from the bag at all, nugs were overly dry, and there was next to no taste when vaped on a low setting. High itself was very very mild. I took back to back bong rips to test potency and barely felt much at all. The nugs themselves look nice enough, and I will say with 100% certainty that these buds WERE NOT WASHED. Maybe people assumed that because of the low potency, they had been washed but you can clearly see the trichs on the picture provided. So hopefully we can put that one to bed. You can be upset at a product without making up lies about it. Anyhow, the bottom line is that it wasn’t enjoyable and I have no desire to smoke it again. 2/10
God’s Gift
https://i.imgur.com/Fibp93F.jpg
Another one which disappointed. Unfortunately seems to be plagued with the same issues as the BCS. Smelled dry and stale and vaped pretty much the same. Potency is certainly higher than on the BCS but that’s about it. Couldn’t get a taste from the vapour even on low settings and the best I can describe it is ’meh’. The nugs themselves were very pretty - a nice density, with plenty of trichs and some nice purple hues. Not the worst, certainly not the best, it’s probably one I’ll stay away from in the future. Left me with a pretty fuzzy high, certainly not one I could describe accurately. 4/10
Alien OG
https://i.imgur.com/QIFQadc.jpg
Pretty average, middle of the road strain imho. There’s a little something more to it than the previous two strains which is a positive. It doesn’t have a particularly hard hitting nose, instead settling for more subdued notes of pine and earth. The high itself is far more AAA than the God and BCS, as it actually provides a decently long lasted high even if the initial heavy buzz wears off pretty quickly. I must note however, that this is another that I barely got any taste from when vaporized. I’m using a brand new Arizer Air 2 so it’s not my equipment - but the lack of flavour on the 3 strains mentioned so far is disappointing. 5.5/10
Lemon Sour Diesel
https://i.imgur.com/dt4kDg0.jpg
By far my favourite, and finally some positivity in my review! Honestly, this strain is night and day when compared to the others. A real strong aroma of citrus and gas straight out the bag and a wonderful lemony taste when vaporised. That flavour dissipates relatively quickly after a few initial tokes but the bowls vaporise nicely and provides a really nice uplifting high that focuses the mind and leaves you clear headed. The nugs were also the bet looking of the lot - nice and frosty with a neat trim job. A really solid day-time strain, and I saw at one point after my order that it was put on a $99/oz - for that price its a total steal. 8/10
Incentive for Customers:
10% off first order
KingTuts Reward Program
Gifts with every order
Free Shipping >$198
Incentive for Review: No incentive
Notes: Look, it wasn’t a great first order. 3 of the 4 strains didn’t meet my expectations. BUT, I will go back to order from them again at some point because I love how extensive their products are, and I appreciate the level of customer service that KT provides. I wrote a comment in a thread centered around the BCS, in which I indicated my disappointment, and I woke up the next morning to a PM from KT looking to rectify the situation. As far as I’m concerned, that’s the best CS you can ask for in an industry like this. Least I can do is give him a second chance.
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MOM Name: SpeedGreens
Overall rating out of 10: 9
Sign Up: Very straightforward. ID needed but you can blank out the extra stuff
Ordering & Pricing: This is my second time ordering from SpeedGreens and it was a little more difficult than last time. Site was misbehaving when ...I went to place my order as there was some issue with the free promotional weed. A couple emails back and forth with their team and everything was good and I was able to place my order. Their weed pricing isn’t crazy cheap but doesn’t stand out as overly expensive either. Plenty of Oz options in the $150-$200 range, but the variety Oz’s will set you back a little more. I’ve found that all their concentrates are very reasonably priced for the quality and combo deals available.
Communication: Communication was very good again. They’re quick to respond to queries and are happy to help with anything you might need.
Packaging:
https://i.imgur.com/hrCYncs.png
A lot of you already know that SpeedGreens has some of the best packaging in the business. Their products arrive in a regular shipping box, inside of which is a vacuum sealed bag which contains the weed and concentrates that I ordered. No smell at all on the outside, and the pill bottles that the bud arrives in are class. Their budder and crumbles come in their own sealed bag, inside an eye-shadow container with a silicone insert that makes handling very straightforward
Products: AAAA Oz Variety Pack: Acapulco Gold, Platinum Blackberry, Citrique, Black Roses
8g Concentrate Variety Pack: Blueberry Nuken Shatter, Black Diamond Honeycomb, Violator Kush Sugar Wax, GSC Honeycomb
https://i.imgur.com/VA6criI.jpg
Acapulco Gold:
https://i.imgur.com/imwJUjH.png
This bud is truly vibrant from it’s colour to it’s scent and taste, to the high itself. These green buds have golden and brown tones and a strong, fresh smell of pine and citrus. The flavour is zesty, starting with a tang of citrus and quickly shifting to a fresh spice during exhale. It releases a very clean vapour and results in a cerebral, uplifting high. A really enjoyable experience from start to finish. 8/10
Platinum Blackberry:
https://i.imgur.com/pqG800X.png
This stuff is FROSTY! These buds are absolutely beautiful and no camera can truly do them justice. They are caked in terpenes, which produces are wonderful aroma of berry and pine that really amps up the anticipation to use the strain. It vaporizes great, with those berry tones coming through in a present, but gentle flavour that sits on the tongue after exhale with a subtle hint of diesel on the aftertaste. The high covers the entire body, leaving me locked to the couch but still lucid enough to enjoy my surroundings like a true indica should. 8.5/10
Citrique:
https://i.imgur.com/dkXbPgS.png
Holy INTENSE!! Strong scent profile mimics Acapulco in it’s fresh and potent citrus tones but cranks the intensity up by 10. The scent of this bud is so strong it blew my face back the first time I put my nose to the pill bottle. Those citrus notes come through very apparently when vaporized and the high itself energizes and uplifts moments after dosage. Perfect for day time smoking, or hanging with friends. 8.5/10
Black Roses:
https://i.imgur.com/TW9h1my.png
These slightly darker, mostly purple buds are sweet and beautiful, and immediately jumped to the top of my strain list. It has a complex, sweet smell with berry and grape notes that give way to a slight hint of diesel. The buds themselves look beautiful, are a nice density, and the smell is intoxicating. It produces a flavour that’s really memorable and leaves you wanting more. The high itself is a pure indica wrecking ball. Intense euphoria is only a couple bowls away with this strain, making it a truly excellent choice for experienced users. 10/10
Blueberry Nuken Shatter:
https://i.imgur.com/RPCzDvt.png
Second time ordering. My favourite of their shatters by far. Beautiful fruity notes accompanied with a smooth hit. Gorgeous clear golden hue. Both grams snapped very nicely making for easy loading and usage. 9/10
Black Diamond Honeycomb:
https://i.imgur.com/BHXTJUO.png
This stuff looks delicious but doesn’t deliver the flavour you might expect. A perfect golden brown crumble, this budder glistens when it hits the right light and gives off a beautifully sweet and earthy aroma. When vaped however, there is only the suggestion of sweetness. Instead, it is super musky and earthy. Potency is certainly there, and it doesn’t leave you completely couch locked. Would recommend it to those that value that pungent muskiness, but I tend to want more flavour from my concentrates. 7/10
Violator Kush Sugar Wax:
https://i.imgur.com/NLqkMvp.png
Sweet, earthy smell that doesn’t translate when vaporized. Very musky with strong notes of gas, as you’d expect from a Kush-y wax, but personal preference means that it doesn’t stand out to me. Both grams were quite different in texture which makes me wonder if the sugar waxes are made accidentally or purposefully. Can’t speak to the quality comparison as this is my first time trying a sugar wax but it was a pleasant enough smoke with an enjoyable, true-to-form indica high. 7/10
Girl Scout Cookies Honeycomb:
https://i.imgur.com/2LAalg3.png
This stuff is awesome! A nice light brown, creamy budder that gives off hints of earthy, floral sweetness. A joy to vape and it’s no wonder it’s sold out already. Smooth as anything, and the exhale leaves notes of roasted nuts with a delicious sweet earthy aftertaste. 100% would recommend. 9/10 (negotiated down from a 9.5 by my gf, who couldn’t have it rated higher than the blueberry shatter)
Promotional Items: 3.5g Black Nuken AAAA, 3.5g Blueberry Nuken AAA, 2 King Pre-rolls
Black Nuken AAAA:
https://i.imgur.com/QyD0zA6.png
Visually didn’t stand out amongst the other quads I ordered. Leafy, smaller nugs with strong notes of purple and lots of frost. Wasn’t expecting too much but its a great smoke. Crazy fruity notes accompanied by a great heady high. Feel stoned but clear headed. Points deducted for bag appeal 7/10
Blueberry Nuken AAA:
https://i.imgur.com/MioVtZX.png
Beautifully trimmed, dense nug which revealed purple bursts of leaf when broken up. This thing was an absolute beauty and smelled delicious - piney with a strong burst of sweetness that left a wonderful berry note on the tongue on exhale. A strong AAA and one that i’ll strongly consider getting again. 8/10
Freebies 1g Burmese Kush AAAA, 1g Killa Crip Kush AAAA, 1g Sweet Tooth AAAA
https://i.imgur.com/XB9pAvJ.png
Burmese Kush: Really pretty nug. Dense with a tight trim. Subtle notes of sweetness underpin a mostly piney aroma and vapor.
Killa Crip Kush: A complex aroma with berry, pine, and bubblegum notes. Sweet and fresh, with a balanced high that doesn’t lock me down.
Sweet Tooth: Certainly lives up to its name. Smells and tastes just like candy. Really enjoyable, buzzy high that is great for watching funny videos.
Incentive for Customers: 10% off coupon for new and returning customers (NEW10, REPEAT10), Complimentary 3.5g with first order
Spend >$179 - 2 King Pre-rolls, Spend >$279 - 3.5g AAA free, Spend >$379 - 3.5g AAAA free (Stackable, but can’t be used in conjunction with the coupon codes)
Free Shipping on $99+ orders
Incentive for Review: No incentive discussed.
Notes: I find that their concentrate deals are some of the best around. The mix and match weed deals are pricey but not too bad. Was a little disappointed that their repeat customer coupon doesn’t work on top of the promotional freebies - this is a change in policy since my last order. Overall extremely happy with my order and product quality, will be a customer again.
Always looking for new products and strains to review - feel free to reach out!
Overall rating out of 10: 9
Sign Up: Very straightforward. ID needed but you can blank out the extra stuff
Ordering & Pricing: This is my second time ordering from SpeedGreens and it was a little more difficult than last time. Site was misbehaving when ...I went to place my order as there was some issue with the free promotional weed. A couple emails back and forth with their team and everything was good and I was able to place my order. Their weed pricing isn’t crazy cheap but doesn’t stand out as overly expensive either. Plenty of Oz options in the $150-$200 range, but the variety Oz’s will set you back a little more. I’ve found that all their concentrates are very reasonably priced for the quality and combo deals available.
Communication: Communication was very good again. They’re quick to respond to queries and are happy to help with anything you might need.
Packaging:
https://i.imgur.com/hrCYncs.png
A lot of you already know that SpeedGreens has some of the best packaging in the business. Their products arrive in a regular shipping box, inside of which is a vacuum sealed bag which contains the weed and concentrates that I ordered. No smell at all on the outside, and the pill bottles that the bud arrives in are class. Their budder and crumbles come in their own sealed bag, inside an eye-shadow container with a silicone insert that makes handling very straightforward
Products: AAAA Oz Variety Pack: Acapulco Gold, Platinum Blackberry, Citrique, Black Roses
8g Concentrate Variety Pack: Blueberry Nuken Shatter, Black Diamond Honeycomb, Violator Kush Sugar Wax, GSC Honeycomb
https://i.imgur.com/VA6criI.jpg
Acapulco Gold:
https://i.imgur.com/imwJUjH.png
This bud is truly vibrant from it’s colour to it’s scent and taste, to the high itself. These green buds have golden and brown tones and a strong, fresh smell of pine and citrus. The flavour is zesty, starting with a tang of citrus and quickly shifting to a fresh spice during exhale. It releases a very clean vapour and results in a cerebral, uplifting high. A really enjoyable experience from start to finish. 8/10
Platinum Blackberry:
https://i.imgur.com/pqG800X.png
This stuff is FROSTY! These buds are absolutely beautiful and no camera can truly do them justice. They are caked in terpenes, which produces are wonderful aroma of berry and pine that really amps up the anticipation to use the strain. It vaporizes great, with those berry tones coming through in a present, but gentle flavour that sits on the tongue after exhale with a subtle hint of diesel on the aftertaste. The high covers the entire body, leaving me locked to the couch but still lucid enough to enjoy my surroundings like a true indica should. 8.5/10
Citrique:
https://i.imgur.com/dkXbPgS.png
Holy INTENSE!! Strong scent profile mimics Acapulco in it’s fresh and potent citrus tones but cranks the intensity up by 10. The scent of this bud is so strong it blew my face back the first time I put my nose to the pill bottle. Those citrus notes come through very apparently when vaporized and the high itself energizes and uplifts moments after dosage. Perfect for day time smoking, or hanging with friends. 8.5/10
Black Roses:
https://i.imgur.com/TW9h1my.png
These slightly darker, mostly purple buds are sweet and beautiful, and immediately jumped to the top of my strain list. It has a complex, sweet smell with berry and grape notes that give way to a slight hint of diesel. The buds themselves look beautiful, are a nice density, and the smell is intoxicating. It produces a flavour that’s really memorable and leaves you wanting more. The high itself is a pure indica wrecking ball. Intense euphoria is only a couple bowls away with this strain, making it a truly excellent choice for experienced users. 10/10
Blueberry Nuken Shatter:
https://i.imgur.com/RPCzDvt.png
Second time ordering. My favourite of their shatters by far. Beautiful fruity notes accompanied with a smooth hit. Gorgeous clear golden hue. Both grams snapped very nicely making for easy loading and usage. 9/10
Black Diamond Honeycomb:
https://i.imgur.com/BHXTJUO.png
This stuff looks delicious but doesn’t deliver the flavour you might expect. A perfect golden brown crumble, this budder glistens when it hits the right light and gives off a beautifully sweet and earthy aroma. When vaped however, there is only the suggestion of sweetness. Instead, it is super musky and earthy. Potency is certainly there, and it doesn’t leave you completely couch locked. Would recommend it to those that value that pungent muskiness, but I tend to want more flavour from my concentrates. 7/10
Violator Kush Sugar Wax:
https://i.imgur.com/NLqkMvp.png
Sweet, earthy smell that doesn’t translate when vaporized. Very musky with strong notes of gas, as you’d expect from a Kush-y wax, but personal preference means that it doesn’t stand out to me. Both grams were quite different in texture which makes me wonder if the sugar waxes are made accidentally or purposefully. Can’t speak to the quality comparison as this is my first time trying a sugar wax but it was a pleasant enough smoke with an enjoyable, true-to-form indica high. 7/10
Girl Scout Cookies Honeycomb:
https://i.imgur.com/2LAalg3.png
This stuff is awesome! A nice light brown, creamy budder that gives off hints of earthy, floral sweetness. A joy to vape and it’s no wonder it’s sold out already. Smooth as anything, and the exhale leaves notes of roasted nuts with a delicious sweet earthy aftertaste. 100% would recommend. 9/10 (negotiated down from a 9.5 by my gf, who couldn’t have it rated higher than the blueberry shatter)
Promotional Items: 3.5g Black Nuken AAAA, 3.5g Blueberry Nuken AAA, 2 King Pre-rolls
Black Nuken AAAA:
https://i.imgur.com/QyD0zA6.png
Visually didn’t stand out amongst the other quads I ordered. Leafy, smaller nugs with strong notes of purple and lots of frost. Wasn’t expecting too much but its a great smoke. Crazy fruity notes accompanied by a great heady high. Feel stoned but clear headed. Points deducted for bag appeal 7/10
Blueberry Nuken AAA:
https://i.imgur.com/MioVtZX.png
Beautifully trimmed, dense nug which revealed purple bursts of leaf when broken up. This thing was an absolute beauty and smelled delicious - piney with a strong burst of sweetness that left a wonderful berry note on the tongue on exhale. A strong AAA and one that i’ll strongly consider getting again. 8/10
Freebies 1g Burmese Kush AAAA, 1g Killa Crip Kush AAAA, 1g Sweet Tooth AAAA
https://i.imgur.com/XB9pAvJ.png
Burmese Kush: Really pretty nug. Dense with a tight trim. Subtle notes of sweetness underpin a mostly piney aroma and vapor.
Killa Crip Kush: A complex aroma with berry, pine, and bubblegum notes. Sweet and fresh, with a balanced high that doesn’t lock me down.
Sweet Tooth: Certainly lives up to its name. Smells and tastes just like candy. Really enjoyable, buzzy high that is great for watching funny videos.
Incentive for Customers: 10% off coupon for new and returning customers (NEW10, REPEAT10), Complimentary 3.5g with first order
Spend >$179 - 2 King Pre-rolls, Spend >$279 - 3.5g AAA free, Spend >$379 - 3.5g AAAA free (Stackable, but can’t be used in conjunction with the coupon codes)
Free Shipping on $99+ orders
Incentive for Review: No incentive discussed.
Notes: I find that their concentrate deals are some of the best around. The mix and match weed deals are pricey but not too bad. Was a little disappointed that their repeat customer coupon doesn’t work on top of the promotional freebies - this is a change in policy since my last order. Overall extremely happy with my order and product quality, will be a customer again.
Always looking for new products and strains to review - feel free to reach out!
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Speed Greens
Overall rating: 9/10
Order: 16g Everest Extracts (Blueberry Nuken, Jack Herer, Death Bubba, Pink Nuken, Space Cookies, Maui Waui, Golden Pineapple)
Freebies: 3.5g Dutch treat (AA), 1g Romulan (AAAA), 1g Duke Nuken budder, 1g God’s Green Crack honeycomb, 4 pre...-rolls (2S, 2I)
Sign up: Straightforward registration, asked for uploaded photo of ID, and email verification.
Ordering & Pricing: Chose this place because they provided a shatter variety pack and I always like to try new strains. User-friendly website, good selections at competitive prices especially with their newcomer discount.
Communication: Got immediate order confirmation, were quick to respond to emails, and always very friendly and helpful.
Packaging: Came in a discreet box and sealed in a silver air-tight envelope. All of the shatter came in resealable sachets. Slight mistake in the order in that we got 3 sachets of one strain and 1 of another when it should have been 2 and 2.
Products:
Blueberry Nuken: 9/10
Best of the lot! Most flavourful shatter that I’ve tried. Strong blueberry with sweet note makes for a really enjoyable smoke. Snaps off nicely making it easy to use. Easy smoke, hits like a train through my Siaonara. Indica effects set in a couple of hours, making it a nice evening choice.
Jack Herer: 7/10
The three sachets of this one were quite inconsistent in texture. Two of them snapped nicely and smoked cleanly. Found that the third one buddered up and while the terpenes came out a bit more, there was a slightly gassy note on the end. A nice uplifting, heady smoke, but it doesn’t stand out amongst the group.
Death Bubba: 7/10
Only got one sachet of this one (instead of the 2 I ordered), but it was a nice clear, golden colour with a clean snap. Really nice skunky, earthy flavour, true to description. Overall decent smoke, but tend to be a fan of the fruiter flavour profiles, so this rating is based on personal preference there. Those who like those more weedy flavours in their concentrates will enjoy this one.
Pink Nuken: 9//10
On par with it’s blueberry cousin. Definitely a fan of the Nuken varieties and Pink Nuken delivers a beautifully sweet, floral taste matched with a very potent and enjoyable buzz that makes it my go to. Gorgeous golden glass-like squares, one sachet was quite fragmented when received.
Space Cookies: 6/10
The most uninspiring of the lot. Very little flavour to differentiate it. It’s potency matches the others, but the actual smoke is much less enjoyable. The consistency of the shatter itself was good.
Maui Waui: 8/10
First came across this strain when ordering bud and quickly fell in love with it. I was really excited to see it as an option and was not disappointed. The fruity Hawaiin flavours experienced in the bud were not matched in the shatter, but it still had a fruit, earthy profile that was really light and enjoyable. It’s a creative, uplifting high that makes it a favourite of mine. It’s definitely on my reorder list alongside the Nukens.
Golden Pineapple: 6.5/10
Both of these sachets were very frosty upon arrival which made it much more difficult to handle. The grainy texture stuck to everything including it’s plastic wrapping. I was pretty excited for this one but overall quite disappointed, the flavour wasn’t really there for me and the high, while potent, didn’t stand out.
Freebies:
3.5g Dutch treat (AA): 7/10
A really pleasant smoke for an AA, sweet flavour and uplifting effects, but the high was short-lived. Quite leafy, loose nugs with fair bit of stem.
1g Romulan (AAAA): 9/10
Killer. I rarely spring for AAAA so this was an awesome unexpected freebie. Nice tight nug. The overriding flavour was earthy and pine that finished on a sweet note. The effects are true to indica. Quality really stood out among the buds that I usually purchase.
1g Duke Nuken budder: 8/10
A true wax with dark toffee colour. Strong skunky flavour that packs a punch and is highly contrasted to my usual shatter smoke. A nice change.
1g God’s Green Crack honeycomb: 7/10
Couldn’t really get a good read of this because there wasn’t much provided in the container. Can’t complain as it was a freebie, but makes reviewing it a little bit difficult, wasn’t the gram it was marked as. Small, light golden coloured flakes, very dry. What I did get of it was nice enough.
4 pre-rolls (2S, 2I): 6/10
A nice freebie, but very dry, loosely packed rolls with large filters. Decent smoke and a nice addition to the order.
Incentive for Customers:
Advertised discounts/deals: 3.5g Dutch Treat (AA) bud, 4 pre-rolls
Free shipping over $99
New registration discount (%)
Incentive for Review:
No predetermined incentives, but SpeedGreens threw in some extras for me to add to my review which is always appreciated!
Notes:
Overall very happy with the quality and price of these products. Best shatter deal I found that allows such selection at the prices offered and it looks like they are constantly offering new strains. Everest Extracts seem good value for the price, especially considering discounts applied. High-quality stuff, only complaint would be that some of the grams sugared up. Happy with the shipping time and presentation, especially considering this was in the height of the Canada Post strike! Their customer service was great, will be ordering again.
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Overall rating: 9/10
Order: 16g Everest Extracts (Blueberry Nuken, Jack Herer, Death Bubba, Pink Nuken, Space Cookies, Maui Waui, Golden Pineapple)
Freebies: 3.5g Dutch treat (AA), 1g Romulan (AAAA), 1g Duke Nuken budder, 1g God’s Green Crack honeycomb, 4 pre...-rolls (2S, 2I)
Sign up: Straightforward registration, asked for uploaded photo of ID, and email verification.
Ordering & Pricing: Chose this place because they provided a shatter variety pack and I always like to try new strains. User-friendly website, good selections at competitive prices especially with their newcomer discount.
Communication: Got immediate order confirmation, were quick to respond to emails, and always very friendly and helpful.
Packaging: Came in a discreet box and sealed in a silver air-tight envelope. All of the shatter came in resealable sachets. Slight mistake in the order in that we got 3 sachets of one strain and 1 of another when it should have been 2 and 2.
Products:
Blueberry Nuken: 9/10
Best of the lot! Most flavourful shatter that I’ve tried. Strong blueberry with sweet note makes for a really enjoyable smoke. Snaps off nicely making it easy to use. Easy smoke, hits like a train through my Siaonara. Indica effects set in a couple of hours, making it a nice evening choice.
Jack Herer: 7/10
The three sachets of this one were quite inconsistent in texture. Two of them snapped nicely and smoked cleanly. Found that the third one buddered up and while the terpenes came out a bit more, there was a slightly gassy note on the end. A nice uplifting, heady smoke, but it doesn’t stand out amongst the group.
Death Bubba: 7/10
Only got one sachet of this one (instead of the 2 I ordered), but it was a nice clear, golden colour with a clean snap. Really nice skunky, earthy flavour, true to description. Overall decent smoke, but tend to be a fan of the fruiter flavour profiles, so this rating is based on personal preference there. Those who like those more weedy flavours in their concentrates will enjoy this one.
Pink Nuken: 9//10
On par with it’s blueberry cousin. Definitely a fan of the Nuken varieties and Pink Nuken delivers a beautifully sweet, floral taste matched with a very potent and enjoyable buzz that makes it my go to. Gorgeous golden glass-like squares, one sachet was quite fragmented when received.
Space Cookies: 6/10
The most uninspiring of the lot. Very little flavour to differentiate it. It’s potency matches the others, but the actual smoke is much less enjoyable. The consistency of the shatter itself was good.
Maui Waui: 8/10
First came across this strain when ordering bud and quickly fell in love with it. I was really excited to see it as an option and was not disappointed. The fruity Hawaiin flavours experienced in the bud were not matched in the shatter, but it still had a fruit, earthy profile that was really light and enjoyable. It’s a creative, uplifting high that makes it a favourite of mine. It’s definitely on my reorder list alongside the Nukens.
Golden Pineapple: 6.5/10
Both of these sachets were very frosty upon arrival which made it much more difficult to handle. The grainy texture stuck to everything including it’s plastic wrapping. I was pretty excited for this one but overall quite disappointed, the flavour wasn’t really there for me and the high, while potent, didn’t stand out.
Freebies:
3.5g Dutch treat (AA): 7/10
A really pleasant smoke for an AA, sweet flavour and uplifting effects, but the high was short-lived. Quite leafy, loose nugs with fair bit of stem.
1g Romulan (AAAA): 9/10
Killer. I rarely spring for AAAA so this was an awesome unexpected freebie. Nice tight nug. The overriding flavour was earthy and pine that finished on a sweet note. The effects are true to indica. Quality really stood out among the buds that I usually purchase.
1g Duke Nuken budder: 8/10
A true wax with dark toffee colour. Strong skunky flavour that packs a punch and is highly contrasted to my usual shatter smoke. A nice change.
1g God’s Green Crack honeycomb: 7/10
Couldn’t really get a good read of this because there wasn’t much provided in the container. Can’t complain as it was a freebie, but makes reviewing it a little bit difficult, wasn’t the gram it was marked as. Small, light golden coloured flakes, very dry. What I did get of it was nice enough.
4 pre-rolls (2S, 2I): 6/10
A nice freebie, but very dry, loosely packed rolls with large filters. Decent smoke and a nice addition to the order.
Incentive for Customers:
Advertised discounts/deals: 3.5g Dutch Treat (AA) bud, 4 pre-rolls
Free shipping over $99
New registration discount (%)
Incentive for Review:
No predetermined incentives, but SpeedGreens threw in some extras for me to add to my review which is always appreciated!
Notes:
Overall very happy with the quality and price of these products. Best shatter deal I found that allows such selection at the prices offered and it looks like they are constantly offering new strains. Everest Extracts seem good value for the price, especially considering discounts applied. High-quality stuff, only complaint would be that some of the grams sugared up. Happy with the shipping time and presentation, especially considering this was in the height of the Canada Post strike! Their customer service was great, will be ordering again.
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