Mike Tyson Review

Look (4.5/5). Portraying some beautiful purple/indigo and mostly green colors, this flower is really good looking! A heavy amount of intact white bulbous trichomes are showcased on this one.

Aromas (4.5/5) Sweet fermented berries with a sharp diesel background....

Taste (5/5) Sharp diesel, rubber, sweet grape/berries at the exhale and a touch of creaminess who lingers in the mouth a while after.

High (5/5) In the left corner, this lonely wandering soul of 75kg and 1m78 and in the right corner the mighty Mike Tyson!

After exhaling the smoke, my heart raced and anxiety set in. However, for once, I had control over it and it disappeared pretty quickly. My body became very hot and anesthetized. I felt like I was in a thermal cocoon. My limbs and head seemed to be twice their thickness and the walls of my room were spinning. That uppercut from my rival hit me right at the temple and knocked me out flat within 60 seconds!

My body was heavy and my limbs moved slowly. My thought process was very slow, confuse and performing a simple task became arduous and complicated- for example, using the touchpad of my computer.

Lying on my back, in total anxiolysis, I closed my eyes and let myself be transported in another dimension. My body seemed to levitate and vibrate from within. I felt like I was floating in my bed from a feet away from my mattress. My mind was drifting away in a black hole and still eyes closed, I found myself inside the cockpit of an F1 car. I had the firm impression of moving forward in my bed at a brisk pace, while letting my imagination build landscapes that paraded to the rhythm of accelerations. I actually thought that I was driving that racing car, in a rich vivid fashion. I was in a deep alterated-state of consciousness, reminiscent of a dream.

It was a hell of a ride! Psychedelic, intense, cathartic and mind bending!

I told that story to some people and they didn’t believe it! Were you on ketamine they said? Absolutely not, but it felt like it in some ways!

Definitely not for the faint of heart!

Verdict: 9.5/10
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Look (2.75/5) It came in a 1g sample and completely squished and flattened. Looks like your generic weed. Nothing special, bud the buds are nicely coated with trichomes. Nugs are dry as desert sand, but really sticky.

Aromas (4/5) Pungent, citrusy, herbal, skunk & pine.

Taste (...3.5/5): Pine, citrus herbal. Some tokes are earthy/hashy with a strong fuel tar finish- especially in the middle of the joint. When some citrusy notes are detected it is really good, but when it is really hashy, I don’t actually enjoy it as much.

High (4/5): The high hits hard and fast. It starts with a bright focused energy at the beginning for almost half an hour. At this time, it feels really cerebral and some unwanted anxiogenic thoughts are creeping up in my mind. My legs are twitching for no apparent reasons during the summit of the experience. My brain is now loaded in dopamine and the giggles kicks in really strong for 10 minutes straight. I remember that I had some weird thoughts connections at this point. Then it suddenly shifts through my body. My eyes are now heavy and low. My face is flushed and warm and this comes in waves from the tip of my foot through my head. After a while, a calming, relaxing and almost dreamy effects set in but I am fully awake. A burning and tingly sensation is felt in my legs and I somewhat cannot feel them anymore if I don’t pay attention. They are anesthetized. My memory is impaired and It’s hard for me to remember things accurately. Then, the ravishing hunger comes in a medium strength. It was a long-lasting buzz, almost 2 hours.

Ash (3/5) Ash is fairly white with some black specks, but overall, pretty decent. At the middle of the joint though, the inhales are harsh, irritating and cough-inducing.

Verdict: 7/10
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Look (3/5) Came in a 1g sample. Buds are completely squished with a good humidity and are sticky as glue. Overall, it looks decent, but nothing mind-blowing.

Aromas (4.25/5) Chemical, sour, herbal, citrusy. The strong skunkiness and chemical like ammonia bouquet appear when the flower is... broken apart.

Taste (4/5) Gassy lemon-lime, ginger, pine, herbal. Some puffs are harsher than others and more lemony leaning and some are way more chemically tasting and harsh on the throat.

High (5/5) This is the kind of cannabis that you even haven’t finished to exhale that you already feel it pretty intensely. My heart starts to race as soon as I am exhaling it and I am in an unease. A lot of thoughts are sparking up in my mind aggressively. I am in an introspective mode and some thoughts are way too much too handle. I am overwhelmed by my own mind process. I decided to watch a comedy to calm me down a bit. Then, I felt a surge of energy comes from within. I become hyperkinetic, laughing at anything, dancing and singing. My perceptions are heightened and each noises and sights are exacerbated. I can hear sound distinctly from a mile away. Music feels deeper and rich. My vision becomes wider and enhanced. I am in this state of bliss for a while but I can’t say for how long. Time is altered to such an extent that I feel that minutes are hours and hours are minutes. I am in symbiosis with everything that is surrounding me. I closed my eyes and I could see some imageries behind them like a constant dynamic vivid dream.

Out of nowhere, a strong body-high washed over me. My mind is fully active, but my body is heavy. My limbs feel like as the gravity has shifted from 9,81N/Kg to 20N/kg. My wrists are curling down to my body and my back is leaning forward. I can’t really walk straight, and I feel like balls are tied to my ankles as I am trying to dragged them to my bed. I can feel a pressure in my abdomen. I called it the epicenter of this body-high. I can’t barely move and I don’t want to do so. I am fully couch-locked. I took my laptop and I put it on my belly. The later seemed to sink down in my belly-button which is odd. I don’t remember if I had any munchies. The high was long-lasting and really potent though. A strong sativa head high and a body-high of the same magnitude. This isn’t for beginner or anxiety prone people.

Ash (4/5): Clean fluffy white ash. Some irritations or coughing. Might be induced by my little glass pipe or the chemical nature of this cannabis.

Verdict: 8/10
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