Platinum Blue City Diesel

Crack the pack, tame but smooth smell of gassy fruit and a hint of cheese. I like the taste a lot on this one, reminds me of a fruity liqueur like Hypnotic or something. The taste lingers around on your tongue for a decent while after smoking.

I’ll... admit when I saw these buds I was a little concerned ? they are pretty ugly and raggedy (similar to picture on website though) looks like mother nature’s toilet after a bad bender with different colours just splashed everywhere. But when you grab it your fingers stick up right away surprisingly, nugs looked dry but were super fresh to my surprise. Fruity blueberry smell rises up stronger as soon as you crack a nug apart.

Listed as a hybrid I think, which seems correct. This won’t flop you out on the couch but you still get your nice body buzz flowing fairly quickly. Nice head high creeps in a little bit after. Good strain for relaxing during the afternoon if you still got some shit to do that night. The high flows with your mood it seems like with this one. Good for chilling out or getting some stuff done. Nothing overpowering but it’s calming for sure.

This was a fair price and grade I feel. This is one of the better tasting strains I’ve had in a while, and my taste is admittedly not good lol. I prefer fruity tastes over cakey ones so this impressed me a lot.

7/10, I like the taste of this one, but prefer the high of the Sour Diesel from this order ✌️
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Buds look similar to real east coast sour d that I’ve had before which is promising, almost want to try except the muted smell is disheartening

Pineapple Express ?

Deleted an older post on this since I felt I didn’t give it a fair chance at first. I stored this without a boveda by accident but now I’ve had it chilling for a bit and these buds seemed to have bounced back great.

Buds were dry when I first received t...his, but after a week of jarring they seem to have been resurrected.

I wasn’t impressed at first tbh, but the beautiful tropical smell and fruity taste are awesome on this batch. The buds were all decent medium sized, no shake.

Burns nice with a salt and pepper ash, the high is pleasant also. Definitely feels like a mellow hybrid. Decent head and body high (gave me a numb tongue which I haven’t had in years lol) This strain is definitely nice for people who value smell and taste first. I feel it is good at everything you want in a smoke but not great at anything in particular.

Overall I’ll move this to a 7.5 from the 6 I had previously. CBP has the best customer service IMO, and I feel they grade their AA - AAAA very accurately. Can’t wait for my next order to arrive!
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Mother’s Milk

This sounded interesting and I had never heard of this strain before. (Nepali OG x Appalachia) Never had either parent strain either, so wasn’t sure what to expect.

This stuff has a delicious smell to it. Fruity/Creamy/Pastry is the way I would describe it. ...The taste is similar with a nice berry cake taste to it. (Basically CerealMilks stepbrother in taste/smell) Buds were medium to small with no shake, nice trim job on this one. Breaks up great and smokes nice and smooth. Mostly white ash.

Listed as hybrid but I feel this is more a sativa. The high is nice and long lingering, more on the heady side. Gets your mind racing and you will still clear headed enough to get stuff done. Might even have some giggles if you smoke enough ;) Seems like a good smoke to have when you have some people over. The high also creeps up stronger as time passes. Really enjoyable actually!

8.5/10

Edit: Changed rating from 7.5 to 8.5? smoked some more of this after a few hours. Admittedly smoked a larger amount lol but I dunno it hit different. All the enjoyable elements but intensified, also got a decent body high going on which wasn’t too obvious on previous smoke. ?
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Rest In Peace

Crack the pack open and get a unique smell that is hard to describe but definitely pleasant. I got hints of coffee but also unburnt incense. Maybe a dairy floral mix type smell, it’s nice.

Not the biggest nugs but no super small buds or any shake. Super dense a...nd a tad sticky. Nice greens to it and a good cover of crystals. Burns beautifully slow and white. Smooth smoke, no coughing. Once again I kinda suck at taste thanks to cigarettes lol, so I won’t pretend to know what I’m talking about haha.

Blam! The high on this is fast and heavy. Cement in my boots and goggles right now.

The name is fitting for this strain. Don’t plan on doing anything after a joint of this. Sunken into my couch as soon as I flopped down, eye lids got bricks pierced to them all of a sudden lol. Great body high, exactly what you want if you have any aches or trouble sleeping. Super spacy in the head also, I’ve pulled out my phone like 5 times the past half hour and instantly forget why lmao. This is for sure a before bed bud. Bed bud bed bug.

Overall I’ll go 8.5 This is really great stuff. Glad I decided to try this on a whim, I have to be in the mood for a heavy indica b when I am I can see this being a go to.

Happy smokes blokes ?‍♂️
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