Grabbed 2 zips of this, when I first cracked the bag there was a hayish smell. I decided to let it sit with bovedas for over a week and it seems like completely different bud now. I would recommend freshening up any product from Elyvate this way before indulging.

The smell after a while ...in a jar was not bad, slightly gassy and earthy. The buds were decently sized for smalls (Malibu mirage and Twisted lemons were both tiny buds) and nicely trichome covered. I enjoyed this taste even if it was different than other MKU I have tried in the past, it reminded me of Cereal Milk which is one of my favourite tasting strains. The high is pretty potent with this one leaving me giggling for a while before putting my ass to sleep hard.

One of the better smalls options on the menu IMO. I will put this at a 7/10. The nose wasn’t there but it’s a solid smoke for the price. Good taste and high.

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I’ve enjoyed a few Koots strains before so I was curious about this $90/oz Pug’s Breath. To be honest the smell was quite muted and the bud seems to be a bit older (Bovedas will liven this up though I think). The buds were all fair sized with no shake or popcorn and also a vibrant green colour. ...The ash was salt and pepper but it still smoked very smooth and clean. The taste was hard to describe but I get some earthy vanilla hints, it’s a good taste either way. The main selling point for this strain would be the high, it hit like a good indica should. Body feeling great instantly and I had a nice sleep not long after.

For the price and stonedness I received I would rate this an 8/10. Super solid AAA, would buy again.

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Got this for the Halloween sale over at Cheebas and have had it chilling with some Boveda for a few weeks. The smell is a nice creamy, earthy smell. The buds are all 1.5g+ and shaped like nice frosty Christmas trees with orange hairs spread throughout. It burns great with a pure white ash. A strawbe...rry yogurt like taste will take over your taste buds. The high is nice and calming without being too sedative.

Overall I would give this 7/10. It was a great smoke but the price is a bit more hefty then I normally spend. I enjoyed this but I don’t think it lives up to its pretentious name lol.

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I grabbed the $325 smalls mix and match from Elyvate. My first time trying this local MoM and I was really satisfied with quality and price (3 strains). I will definitely be using them for flower from now on.

I got 2 oz of the cheesecake and was impressed. The buds are decently sized, mos...t I would consider mid sized. The smell is cheesy and earthy. Rolled in a joint, this burns smoothly and white. A greasy oil ring formed quickly. The taste was great, although it seemed more sweet than cheese. The high washes over you pretty quick with this one, leaning indica for sure. Seems good to get a bit couch locked and chill with.

Overall I’d give this a 8/10. Probably my favourite of the 3 I grabbed. $162 for 2 zips feels like a steal.
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I gripped this (14g) for 80 smackaroos during Cheebas Thanksgiving sale.

When I opened the jar I was smacked with a gassy stench right away, but after letting it linger around your nose a bit you’ll get hints of fruity candy. The buds are beautiful with many different shades of green wi...th orange and purple splashed throughout, weighing around 1.5 g each. Taste is amazing, reminds me of sour keys or some sort of a sour cherry candy. I smoke cigarettes so my taste isn’t always working totally lol but this bud dicked my taste buds down, so tasty. It burns down perfect, pure white ash and an oil ring forms quick. The high is definitely not overwhelming but it is still very enjoyable. I felt instantly relaxed and in an uplifted mood. It’s a nice head high and the body high will make you feel great without feeling any laziness.

Overall everything was impressive with this. I will go 9/10 just because it comes solely in 14g. This was a treat I’ll try to savour, got my candy ass feeling nice and high.

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I grabbed 14g of this for $80. The smell reminds me of a gassier Cereal Milk. The buds are a pretty cool purple colour sprinkled with light greens, but every bud would definitely be considered a “small” and also on the drier side. It smokes fine with a mostly greyish white burn.

The t...aste was unique, I would describe it as a grape or berry on the inhale and a nutty flavour on the exhale. I smoked this while walking my dog and it didn’t slow me down at all, but definitely got me feeling nice. I’ll be using this a daytime smoke for sure.

Overall I’d give this a 6.5/10. Although my rating will probably go up after chilling in a jar with some Boveda for a bit like usual. (I think this will be good after being perked up a bit.)

I definitely want to try some more Frost Rail strains in the future. I’m thinking about Stankasauras, when I got that off TCF years ago it was ridiculous.

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This was a decent pickup at $115 for a half zip. The Drip mylar bag reeked like a freshly cleaned bathroom, a nice chemical stench. The buds were all mid sized and super sticky (but there was a bit of shake.) Burned white and gray but slowly and with a nice oil ring.

I’m enjoying the t...aste I’m tasting a sour but creamy, citrus. Pretty smooth on the throat. I’m guessing this is indica leaning because I did get more of a body stone and left feeling a bit lazier than usual.

Overall I’d give this a 6.5/10. I grabbed 3 strains and this was my least favourite. The main draw to this strain would be its taste personally as I enjoy sour.

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Another slapper from Vangyptian. As soon as you open up the vaccum sealed bag, a fresh hashy aroma hits your nose hard.

Great texture and not too messy to roll into some BT’s. This hash bubbles up beautifully and leaves a fat stream filling up my bottle quickly. Smooth inhale, even for... a BT there was no throat tickle or cough. The taste is is definitely the shining point on this hash though, I got a nice menthol taste with a hint of fruitiness. Instantly heavy eyes and great numbing effects.

I got 14g of this and 5 hits of Einstein for $245 during the B.C. day sale. I’m stoked with this purchase. I’ll give this 9/10 only because I’ve had other Vangyptian products that I’d rate over this.

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Got these just to get my replacement pack to the same dollar amount as the original. I’m not a big fan of edibles, as they never seem to hit me very well.

Ate 1 brownie and didn’t feel too much after about an hour so I ate another quarter of one. Thought these were bunk like a majori...ty of online edibles tbh. But then as I was walking my dog I noticed I started to feel a bit funky and giggly all of a sudden, I think everything hit me at once lmao. Also got a nice hit of paranoia at one point, so that’s when I knew they were kicked in. ? Spent from 9 pm to about 2 am just locked into the couch laughing like an idiot at random shit on tv.

These were a pleasant surprise, definitely recommend these over any gummies that are out there. ✌️($12 for pack of 2 brownies, 300mg total.)
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Deeeeep Breath

All buds were good average size, listed as mediums which was fair as hell for the price. No small nugs at all and no shake, which I always like because as long as it’s over 28 gs he will send it out lol. Some moms seem like they will crack a nug or throw in pebbles to get... 28 on the dot...Buds are all rock hard and dense, super sticky. Had a hard time getting my grinder open after because of these cake masters. Very visually appealing crisp looking product.

Again smell didn’t smack me (although meat breath is already getting stinkier after under 2 days with boveda) but crackin the pack gives you a nice gassy/chemical berry aroma.

The taste is way better than I was anticipating, reminds me of a fruity liqueur (hypnotic, alize) I really enjoyed it a lot since I prefer fruity taste over cake or cookies. I love exhaling this one through my nose. Even though my nose is running because it’s cold as shit here right now lmao.

Got punched in the face by the potency with this one (seen some people say his shit lacks potency?)The high on this actually sets in pretty damn fast, I was considering putting my morning joint out half way but said naw and decided to fully test her out lol. It’s a clear headed high but your thoughts start racing (not in a bad way) You instantly feel a sense of release and relaxation kick into your brain. You will for sure just have a dumb smile on your face for no reason haha. Feel some nice warm waves slowly wash over your whole body. Not very energizing, more of a chill out with your homies smoke. Perfect for just hoping back in bed and thinking about life too though lol. Nice warm cement blanket on my body it feels like and my head is in a perfect place. Perfect evenly balanced hybrid smoke in my opinion. Maybe I’m just in lazy mode? Gotta grab groceries soon so I’ll smoke a joint in the parking lot and report back with how much money I wasted on munchies ?

Overall for $115, I’m going to be kicking myself for only grabbing 1 zip.. lol yeah I’m gonna give this 9.5/10

Easily could have got a perfect score if the smell was stronger. This is solid as hell after my first 2 joints of this stuff honestly. For $115 this is just insane quality.... TCF is definitely Heavyweight champ in the MoM game right now and its like 90’s Tyson level lmao. Solid shit as is expected. I’m at the point where being disappointed would be a shock to me.

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