Strain - Funky Charms (Grease Monkey x Rainbow Chip)

Vistual/Texture - made up of smaller with some medium sized buds, each holding a tightly compact structure, slightly dry crisp exterior yet still holding a sticky interior. A medium emerald green being cast through the nugs, with under...tones of darker forest coloring, and highlighted by some deep vibrant purple patches. Shorter lighter orange pistils dabbled over the structures, and a healthy spread of frosted snow white trichomes covering the nuggets

Scent - terpene emissions consisting of a twisted up mash up between musky and sweet, together. With a barrage of aromas blended into one exotic fuel that's quite vocal, fronted by a gassy tropical fruit that partners up with a unique nutty pine, sweet vanilla, and subtle hints of creamy earthiness

Smoke - cleanly producing an ash colored lighter grey, with small pepper flaking, and an oil ring materializing after a few tokes. Moving  over from the aroma to smoke in a flawless transition. Carrying all the profiles over and taking them in with each puff featuring a spread of flavors being released onto your pallet, smothering it with amplified flavors of tropical gas, a sweet vanilla pine, and nutty earthiness. Exhaling out you keep alot of the flavoring with notes of faint earthiness seeping through

High - Funky Charms is a terpy hybrid that settles itself in without much hesitation. The high introduces itself shortly into the joint, opening up behind the eyes, while also elevating your mood, and creating an uplifting euphoric boost. With the ability to keep focus entirely on point, your energy may require some assistance. As the stone continues on, settling over the body, easing you into a more calming state of relaxation. There's never a bad time to fire up some good ol Funk
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Strain: Dairy Queen

Look: the trim was decent. Trichomes are white. Looks like AAA+. Nugs were most smaller with a few big suckers thrown in.

Taste: this is what i look for in terms of terpenes. I am a whore for ice cream cake and this cross was right up my alley. It has the ...nice gelato creaminess with a hint of gassyness. But then you get the light minty cream from the kush mints and it’s just an incredible almost sweet vanilla perfume smell. When you smoke this it tastes exactly like it smells. The entire time. It doesn’t really develop in flavour as it’s so fucking tasty from start to finish.

Value: @onlygas just call me next time You drop this I’ll buy the entire crop - i could smoke this every day for the rest of my life and be happy. Best value I’ve ever gotten. But also without value. Top 5 smoke of 2021 for me. —> it’s also pretty potent which is an added bonus. If anyone every finds anything similar to this in terms of terps Please reach out.
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Strain: runts 2

Look: midsy… trim is kinda shit. Nugs are smaller medium sized and some of them came looking a little airy and not very thick. Out the bag i was worried.

Taste: but once you smell this thing … oh my god. Like passionfruit tropical candy with a hint or gela...to cream at the end. Fan-fucking-tastic. This the type of shit i smell on my lunch break because i miss the smell. When you smoke it - this translates 90% of the way. It comes out as fruity candy terps at the beginning of the joint and subsides into some Creamy fruit by the end. Mixing this with the Dairy Queen from only gas tasted like i was drinking leftover fruity pebbles cereal Milk.

Value: oh fuck i would buy a pound for myself If i had money like that for personal use
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Strain: Jetfuel Gelato

Look: baseball nugs. My half oz was 3 fat ass nugs. They were trimmed kinda shitty with leaf around but at the price you can’t complain. Stuff had nice trichome with white /yellow amber.

Terps: this shit smells like jack herrer. You get that lime/ cit...rus kick right when you open the jar. At the same time there’s a little bit of earthy gas to it that reminds me of a haze. When smoking it you taste the lime-citrus terps at the early stages of the joint. It turns to piney earthy hazeyness pretty early in the joint and finishes off a little harsh.

Value: MEH - if this strain was named something more appropriate like jack haze or anything in the g13 family i would be less disappointed with this. If you like Limey piney strains then go for this.
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Strain: secret cookies x kush mints

Look: got larger medium sized buds that were insanely stuck together out of the bag. After a few days in a jar with a humidity pack this thing excelled.. the trichomes are paper white which translates to insanely white ash.

Terps: Smell is ...minty freshness with a cream and cookie finish. It’s fucking insane on the smoke. Nice light smoke on inhale that barely feels like it’s going into your lungs super easy to on the throat all the way down to the roach. Cookie flavours come out more deeper into the joint. The beginning is all kush mints.

Value: BUY THIS SHIT - probably my 3rd favourite pickup from only gas. Would buy this again in a heartbeat
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