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Although prices were good (110$, 4x7g, 2x20$ rosin, 150$ total), free and quite fast shipping (3 days from shipment to door), the overall quality of the products I bought was not up to what I expected. Package wasn't vacuum sealed, bags were free inside the envelope. The flower 7gs I selected were all advertised as AAAAs, but were not even to AA standards... I won't buy from them again.

-Weight: 7,3g (10/10) -Smell: can’t tell which terpene this is exactly, but the smell is very present (8/10) -Density: Tight buds, a bit too hard (8/10) -Humidity: Buds are too dry, not powder dry, but still too dry (6/10) -Size: big fat buds (10/10) -Cure: perfect cure, that’s what we’re expecting from AAAAs (10/10) -Stickiness: Hard to be sticky when too dry… (3/10) -Burn: nice even burn (10/10) -Taste: See smell, pretty much the same. Unfamiliar taste but not bad (8/10) -Buzz: nice buzz, a bit short (7/10) -Overall score: 8/10

Strawberry Afghan AAAA 7g – Crystal Cloud 9 – Jan 2024 -Weight: 7,7g (10/10) -Smell: Heated aroma, like If it was stored before fully dried, unpleasant (2/10) -Density: dense buds, not fluff, not rock hard (9/10) -Humidity: Even if the smell indicates storage while still humid, the buds are dry, not powder dry, but still too dry (6/10) -Size: medium buds (7/10) -Cure: inadequate for a AAAA, not catastrophic, but not up to AAAA (or AAA) standards (6/10) -Stickiness: none (2/10) -Burn: even burn (8/10) -Taste: unappealing, unpleasant heated weed taste (2/10) -Buzz: light, short term buzz (3/10) -Overall score: 5,5/10

-Weight: 7,3g (10/10) -Smell: Very faint, almost inexistent, got to squeeze the bud to get something (4/10) Density: Dense buds, not fluff, not rock (8/10) -Humidity: Not optimal, too dry (5/10) -Size: medium buds (7/10) -Cure: Not what is expected of a AAAA, too many small leaves (6/10) -Stickiness: none (2/10) -Burn: even burn (8/10) -Taste: unpleasant 4/10 -Buzz: ok, light (5/10) -Overall score: 5,9/10

-Weight: 7,5g (10/10) -Smell: No smell upon opening the bag, when squeezing a bud, you can catch a whiff of berry, but almost inexistent. (3/10) -Density: Dense buds, not fluff, not rock hard (8/10) -Humidity: Dry buds, not powder dry but not optimal at all (5/10) -Size: medium/small buds (6/10) -Cure: Inadequate for a supposed AAAA (6/10) -Stickiness: None (3/10) -Burn: even burn (8/10) -Taste: unpleasant outdoor weed taste, no hint of sweetness there (3/10) -Buzz: ok buzz, no more (5/10) -Overall score: 5,7/10

Strain - Apes In Space (Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey) (Batch #2) Visual/Texture - comprised of spade shaped popcorn sized buds. Squeezable density, cased by a crispy textured surrounding. The nugs real estate being occupied by a vibrant violet shading, accompanied by bright neon greens, and medium emerald colored hues. Showing off the occasional shorter lengthed fire orange hair, topped off with a thick frosted coat of shining sugary trichomes Scent/Burn - a subtle distribution of aromatics being immediately airborne. Scented of sweet herbal berries, with mild hints of dough. Smooth inhales flavored of sweet doughy herbs. Released off to more of a sour fruity herb flavoring, with hints of spice. Smoking down leaving a light greyish silver ash with mild peppering, and showing off a build of sticky resin High/Effects - Apes In Space is an exotic strain    having an indica swaying (70/30) opening with increasing motivational thoughts, and a euphoric influx dismissing any stress, and existing anxiety. The clear headed high allows for easy conversation, while feelings of deep warming relief are experienced through the body, resulting in a more laid back stone. This exotic smoke is great option for all times of day

Ordered an oz of this Tuna Kush and got it for about 75/oz with the mix and match discount. Super smooth smoke and can take long drags from a joint no problem. Very gassy and diesel aromas right when I opened the bag. After smoking this my whole body starts to get a very noticeable buzz. You feel instant relaxation of your mind and body after smoking a joint. extremely sticky and super dense. At first glance it does look a bit leafy but broken up you get a bunch of hidden trichomes. Some really well grown Tuna. Highly recommended 9/10 quality 10/10 value

If you shut your eyes while smelling this strain, you believe that you are smelling delicious grapes. The burn is white and it translate to taste very well. The nugs are sized from large to a few smalls, coated in crystals. Looks handtrimmed instead of machine.

Our delivery of bud was super fast! I was so surprised to see the way everything was packed. I loved the products and will continue to purchase from the dispensary in the future. I've never faced any issues with the past orders. Got the Blue Coma bud this time. Super excited to try it!

Strain - Bubba Gum (Bubba Kush x Bubblegum) Visual/Texture - aesthetically appealing smaller to medium sized proportioned oval shaped bud formations. Retaining a flexible textured density while being surrounded by a crisp lined outer shell. Signs of dark olive green with lighter mossy undertones can be spotted amongst the alluring indigo shading cast throughout. Flourishing fire orange pistils light up the surfaces, and bundled in a thick blanket of milk frosted trichomes Scent/Burn - an inviting volumizing captivation of terpenes coming off this strain. Potent overtones of sweet berry skunky herbs, accented by a tropical gummy aroma. Inhaling predominantly consisting of a sweet skunky herbal gummy berry, accompanied by a spicy earthiness. Released out to more of an earthy sweetness, leaving behind flavors of lingering sweet berry spice. Burning to a lightly grey colored ash with some peppering, and circled by a ring of resin High/Effects - Bubba Gum is a rare sought after strain, influenced by its indica heavy tilt (80/20) gradually sinking deeper in over the progression of the stone. Any existing stress disappears within the first few hits, turning any racing thoughts of negativity into an elevation of positive euphoria. There's a low energy provided with this smoke, experiencing alleviation from head to toe, mitigating both mind and body to a state of mellowing contention. Proving to be the most beneficial blazed up later day or in the evening time

This bud was very vell cured, was nice and sticky, and was a fair bit of medium size. The smell was quite strong, and a very nice herbal notes and hints of sweet. It busted up fluffy and easy to roll. The smoke is very clean, smooth, and very tasty. I find it to have very nice hits of herbal and earthy notes. The buzz is pretty strong and hits good for a long time. It left me very relaxed and chill time was very calm. An easy one to just drift away with.

Strain - Donkey Butter (Grease Monkey x Triple OG) Visual/Texture - this larger sized bud formation being elongated, with a tapering spade shaped appearance. Slight movement behind this semi dense compact nug, broken open revealing a sticky fresh lined interior. Darker forest shades with accompanying medium mossy green undertones. Covered by a healthy amount of scraggly copper hairs, and coated in a thick layer of frosted milky trichomes Scent/Burn - a unique funk behind this loud emitting terpene profile. Administering a volumized dank aroma surrounded by overtones of pungent skunky gas, nutty pines, and notes of earthy cream. Intakes flavored of nutty diesel fuel, skunky pines, finishing off with a cedar taste. Exhaling out to more of a robust gassy cedar, along with an spicy earthiness. An ash burning off fluffy lighter grey with a tiny specks of pepper, being trailed by oily resin High/Effects - Donkey Butter an indica powered hybrid (70/30) an initial build of uplifting energy, sparking motivation, while leaving you free of any racing negative thoughts courtesy of heightened euphoric levels. Halfway through the stone, the motivational plug is pulled, and a sensation of tingly relief works its way down the body. Unveiling a hazy laid back high, hitting both mind & body, being more worthy for burning later in the day or saved for the evening

This lean is pretty tasty. I added into some 7up and it made a great flavor mixed up. I could just add this syrup all the time now. Really nice grape flavors. The buzz is pretty strong and came on pretty quick I found. It was smooth and enjoyable. Pretty happy and talkative for a buzz, but tapers off into a nice sleepy after effect.

Strain - El Chapo (Face Off OG x SFV OG x OG Kush) Vistual/Texture - a complete mix of buds varying in size between smaller to medium, rounded peppered formations. Fairly firm density, tightly wound together with a crisp feeling surrounding, allowing some flexibility when pressed together. The surface being shared between a darker olive, with a brighter lime green shading, highlighted by lightened lavender hues. Displaying an array of evenly distributed thin copper pistils, and a thick spread complexion of milk coated trichomes Scent/Burn - an aroma being brandished that's nostalgic of some old school gas, administering some loud terpenes. Resulting in a gassy collaboration filled by a bold diesel fuel, sweetened pine, being lead by an earthy skunky musk. On the intake receiving a skunky earthy gas, and mild sweet pines. Exhaling out to a continued musky earthiness, with a light linger of sweet pine. Creating a fluffy light grey ash, and a resinous trail emerging behind High/Effects - El Chapo possessing effects that are familiar of an indica dominant hybrid. Provoking a mood enhancement, while supplying a heavy headed euphoria. Focus staying on point while experiencing an enhancing flow of creative thoughts. An initial surge or energy has a continuous decline as the high progresses, replacing any motivation with relaxed feelings. This strain will result in non productive days, or laid back sessions at night

Is that suppose to be 28grams unopened? That looks WAYYYY under to me.

Enough with them... Package not being shipped, fake tracking number, keep asking to wait 2 days for tracking to update just to gain time, positive reviews that looks suspicious (different 0-day account but same typos and general text) praising them as a mom but showing no products... I'm not the only one in this situation. And they still announcing a bunch of strain at ridiculous price, I feel like many more are gonna end up loosing their money with them. I don't understand why they would do that after so long.

I may feel slightly dry as the nugs already losing it original colors. The structure was still dense but some of it started crumbling already. Aroma was light pungent and some zesty citrus added in. After smoking it was left with pepper and salt. The high feels subtle and short lived. The uplifting feeling is alright to uplift my mood but wasn't enough to get really stoned.

The nugs boast a beautiful green hues and fiery orange pistils. The bud's surface glistens with a generous layer of trichomes giving it an amazing bag appeal. While smoking, it has a floral aroma along with subtle berry notes. Generally easy to smoke with few cough in between. For me the high feel balanced but not much of a body buzz. I do have to drink a lot of water due to dehydration after smoking this.

A mix of all sizes. It's more harsh than the usual stuff I usually smoke but stronger as well. On exhale you there taste a mixture of lemon and diesel. It feels like it wipes out my mind and puts me into a heavy couch lock. A moment later when I woke up 6 hours already passed lol. The high was very good for a stressful day.

Super smooth, cerebral high, makes me loose focus really easy.