Laffy Taffy by GasGodz - Classics - October 2022
This might be a bit of a ramble so apologies in advance. I''m not entirely sure on the lineage (I think it's a Banana OG cut or cross) but whatever it is it's just wild. It kind of looks like a disheveled landrace. Crazy foxtailing and spindly bud structure, but it's absolutely coated in trichs. And it's in fantastic shape. I don't remember the last time I saw so many intact heads. Last time I bitched about the packaging, but this stuff arrived in a branded Mason jar, and it's in immaculate condition, so props for bud integrity. Terps are some of the most unique I've ever encountered. Every whiff I pick up something different. It's got some creamy banana pie/candy vibes, boozy chocolate covered cherries, fruit loops, some kind of tropical fruit candy, and just a little bit of cherry Halls and gas. I've never smelled anything like it. It's not really what I usually go for terp-wise, but it's so goddamn neat that I keep going back to sniff the jar. Translation in a joint is very good, but not as otherworldly as the aroma. I get more hints of the cherry menthol vibe when smoking. Burn is clean and even, with a decent grease ring, though not as big as expected. I'm like five strains and six joints into my night so I don't think I can accurately describe the high, but I am very pleasantly stoned. Heavy lidded but not foggy brained, if that makes any sense at all. Lazy but chatty. This stuff is pricey, but less pricey than most GG drops, and weirdly I like this better than the more expensive stuff I tried. I grabbed a quarter just to try it but now I wish I'd got more.