Reviews

Topanga Canyon OG x Zkittles Cake • Bred by Jungle Boys • Cultivated by Not James Franco • Sourced from Hierbamtl • ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized buds that have an immaculate trim and absolute perfect cure leaving the buds dense with just a slight squish that let's you know just how uber sticky and greasy feeling they are. Light and dark olive greens with light and dark purple highlights throughout and engulfed in thin and wispy dark orange pistils with some lighter and a layer of trichomes that is packed with tiny outer heads. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is right up my alley and quite pungent with a sweet and creamy profile that has overtones of sour fruity candy and candy gas and a touch of something dank. This one is special and the terps translate beautifully and in the exact same fashion, sweet, creamy, and doughy terps beneath the sour fruity funk with a hint of added spiciness on the exhale and all the while has some OG type dankness in the background. Absolutely delicious! Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring and produce a salt and pepper colored ash • ? • High - a foggy head high that brings on light headedness and euphoria helping relieve stress and depression is nicely balanced by a slow building body load that works wonders on my chronic pain. The high continues building to medium/high potency and though it's not quite couchlocking, it still leaves you feeling very lethargic as well as heavy headed with weighted eyelids and is best suited for lazy days or late afternoon/evening use • ? • Overall I enjoyed this one quite a bit and will definitely try it again in the future. Nice bag appeal, loud and wicked terps that translate perfectly, good burn that is a bit greasy with a salt n pepper ash, and a nice well balanced high. I rate this Quality 9.1/10

Apes in Space • Lineage: Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey • Bred by Exotic Genetix • Cultivated by @officialkingsmencrew • Sourced from Gizmocrafts • ? • Bag appeal - looking virtually identical to the last batch I reviewed with medium to large tightly trimmed beefy buds that are dense with a perfect cure and are both sticky and greasy feeling inside and out. Light green and purple buds with thick orange pistils are nicely coated in a layer of resinous trichomes. • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is also just the same as I remembered and just absolutely delightful with sweet and creamy dough like terps that have overtones of that oh so unique and delicious marshmallow gas. The terps do translate but there are also somewhat funky earthy floral type overtones that dominate the inhale with the sweet and creamy dough coming through on the exhale and finishes with the marshmallow gas. Joints burn great and with a small oil ring while producing a darker salt and pepper colored ash • ? • High - this one slaps and hits with pressure behind the eyes and in the forehead along with a powerful head stone that is instantly calming and euphoric and coupled with a building body load. Very quickly everything gets heavy from your head down to your toes as the body load becomes couchlocking and the head high turns sedating • ? • Overall this was another good experience with the Apes in Space but I have to say, I did enjoy the previous batch a bit more when it comes to the taste and burn. Great bag appeal, awesome terps that do translate but with some added funk, dark salt and pepper ash, amd a potent high. I rate this Quality 8.2/10

King Bubba x Bluefin Tuna - First off opening the bag you're hit with a strong musky/kushy smell, it actually smells pretty dank and then you're hit with the gorgeous looking buds, totally crystaled out nice dark purple throughout the bud. The taste is pretty medium to me anyway it's there, the high is more indica leaning but it won't get you totally wrecked you'd still be able to do things off this strain which I was surprised for the cross and strain was expecting a much stronger couch lock high but it was still great none the less, I preferred at the time they had this was the Rockstar and I also grabbed this for the same price. Smoked greyish ash, burnt relatively smooth so that's nice. great price, solid high. all around I expected a little bit more from this one from the looks and strain but still happy with it. I'd give it my personal rating of 6.5/10 if it's been a while since you were able to smoke good bud this would be a treat for you for sure. Incentivized Review - $25+Shipping

Gelato 45 • Lineage: Sunset Sherb x Thin Mint GSC • Bred by Cookie Fam Genetics • Cultivated by Onetwotreez • Sourced from Onetwotreez • ? • Bag appeal - medium and large sized beefy buds are tightly trimmed and very dense with a great cure leaving them both sticky and greasy feeling. Some buds are a mix of light green with light and dark purples while others are mainly purple with light green highlights throughout and all have plenty of thick orange pistils that pop against the dark buds and are covered by a healthy layer of resinous trichomes with some outer heads still intact. Great bag appeal! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - proper Gelato terps that right out of the bag are strong with sweet and creamy vanilla dough with candy gas overtones and a delicious fruity finish that has a touch of mint which becomes much stronger when busted. The terps translate very well to the taste with a sweet, creamy, and doughy Gelato profile that has lightly candied gas overtones and a minty finish with a touch of fruit. Joints burn perfectly and with a small oil ring while leaving behind a salt and pepper outer ash with a clean white center • ? • High - a good balance of effects that is also nice and strong with a very euphoric and stoney head high and instant relaxation that starts alleviating pain right away. Remains well balanced throughout and with good potency that is not quite couchlocking but a very lazy high that is still best suited for late afternoon/evening use • ? • Overall this one was very nice and exactly what you expect from this strain other than the odd taste of leaf. Good bag appeal, proper terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and a potent hybrid high. I rate this Quality 8.75/10

I bought this for 99$ (on discount right now) from HGA and I'm really happy with this order. I hesitated at first cause the last order I got from them was by far one of the blackest burning weed I ever got. It was a very hard and unenjoyable smoke. I'm happy to report this one burn like a champ, it doesn't burn white, but it does burn really well. The smell is very nice and gassy, you can smell the Bubba Kush and get some hints of the blueberry in there too. The taste is good, but nothing to write home about. It got that strong earthy and gassy taste from the Bubba. The high is smooth and strong you can instantly feel it go to your brain and then spread to your whole body making it go numb. The buds I received we're all small-medium sized not very sticky, but arrived not too dried up even without an integra pack. The bag appeal is very nice, the buds are almost completely purple covered with trichomes. I recommend this.

Wedding cake from EmeraldCastleMed. Freshness and quality is definitely their mantras. Those were nice fresh and dense nuggets, With beautiful trichomes. Probably not the best trim job on that’s one though. Burns nice and clean. This strains tastes and smells like, Earthy and fruity, With a herbal and sweetness upon exhale. Good strains for ADHD, Stress, Depression, Giggles, And for the munchies. High 8/10 Terps 9/10

Dosi killer live Diamonds Price: $45 Company: Gizmocrafts Website: Gizmocrafts.net Really great looking live Diamonds at first sight! Mostly small same size dry translucent ivory colored rock salt crystal like diamonds with one massive(had to be .5g) since diamonds are so dry they were very easy to work with and handle. Smell is very subtle but once moved around I'm smelling creamy citrus lemons. Taste is creamy earthy dough? with some sweet notes in the background! High is slightly intense cerebral euphoria,enhanced hearing ??‍♂️, feeling very alert but yet a little spaced out with heavy eyes and a light head. Sinking as I write deep in my couch, still easy to write but I find myself drifting as im going(mabey over thinking what I want to say) Great product overall smell and taste is decent but high is very nice?. I'd recommend this product for evening/night-time smoking!!

Animal Mint Cookies Grade: AAAA Price:$150oz Company: OneTwoTreez Website: onetwotreez.com Beautiful looking herb at first sight! Slightly sticky,crispy,tight,spongy medium sized very colorful buds! Mostly lime and dark forest green but lots of light and dark purples bleeding all throughout. Covered in short thick patches of light orange hairs and completely caked in crystals and long furry trichomes! Buds look like they've been dipped in snow!! Smell is excellent!! Sweet vanilla cream fruitiness with some nice grape gas in the background?!! Taste is nice and unique! Pungent earthy sour cream with a musky pine that sits refreshing on the taste buds. Smooth slow resinous burn with a salt and pepper ash! High is very relaxing! I'm feeling pretty layed back and sunk in my chair as I'm writing,talkative,laughing and munchies! Ready to dive into some serious Netflixing and pizza will be here in 30 minutes??! Great herb? overall! Looked and tasted nice and has me feeling pretty good! I'd recommend this herb for evening/night-time smoking!!!

Scent - super heavy on the nuttiness a tiny hint of pine but not much mostly just nuttiness Visual - Very dense and has some sugar leaves. Vibrant orange hairs with dark and light greens. Has a decent amount of trichomes nothing crazy. Smoke/burn - burns white and black ash. Is moderate in strength and is still smooth overall. Exhale - nuttiness. Effects - I've noticed any nutty strains always just smack me pretty hard and this does exactly that. Heavy head and body high. Couldn't really think or do much right after. Also I got the munchies pretty hard-core. It's not sedating but Definitely a nice deep high. Good for afternoon and nighttime use

Scent - a sweet tropical lemon minor hints of sour. Busted up you get notes of diesel the tropical lemon is the major terp. Pretty damn loud for terps. Visual - vibrant orange hairs. Some green and black hues for the buds but you can't really see much because the whole bud are just 100% covered and you can't see much underneath. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white ash with some black specs. Super smooth and light. Exhale - a sweet and sour lemon. With hints of diesel and pepper. Effects - wakes you up pretty much instantly. Gives you an uplifting head high with an amazing positive feeling like a fresh spring morning kind of feeling. Body felt light and floaty all pain went away. This is a great sativa effect. In a super good mood after smoking this one. Great for daytime and afternoon use.

Scent - a sweet & sour cakey aroma. Not super loud but it's its still has a good scent Visual - dense buds. Some dark green with mostly light green. Orange hairs. Stacked with trichromes as all the strains from them were. The visual appeal game is on point with all the ones I received. Smoke/burn - burns white ash and is smooth and light. Exhale - a slight cakey of taste. More of a sour exhale. Effects - a light effect where I smoked 3 joints back to back and had a moderate buzz. It's not super strong but it's a really enjoyable smoke. Got me grooving with music and had a great time. Not super strong but it's a really social weed got me talking and laughing a lot. Good for daytime use.

Scent - honestly reminds me of actually bad breath lingering. Super Sour and meaty tons of spices. Super dank! Holy Visual - longer buds. Clusters of orange hairs. Dark greens with lights greens. Completely stacked for trichomes. Really nice looking. Smoke/burn - burns mostly white with some black specs. Pretty moderate heaviness and is still smooth. Exhale - tastes like meaty sour spiced breath. Super unique for this strain. Effect - I couldn't really do much on this one I felt like a zombie. I smoked it and just stared off into existence for like 20min. Got me Completely blasted in the head. Not super sedating or heavy just the mind numbing part was excellent. A nice light body high giving you relief of some pain. Good for afternoon where you don't got much to do. Not nighttime and it's not sedating for me personally but more of a day break. This just frys your brain.

Scent - has a fruity cheesey aroma. Honestly smells almost exactly like guava. Really terpy. Visual - tons of dark hues making purples and blacks. Green bud underneath. Tons of trichomes. Faded out orange hairs. Some of the buds have foxtailing and it's super cool. Smoke/burn - burns white ash and is light and smooth. Exhale - a sweet tart fruity tropical guava with cheese. The smell translated perfectly. Effects - a nice moderate chilled relax high where you aren't sedated but it's a nice deep down high where you can sink in the couch but fully awake and enjoying the ride as well. Really nice overall. This is perfect for all day use.

Scent - has a very pleasant pine and nutty aroma has a bit of a sweet earthy funkness to it as well. Visual - some deep purples and blacks to go with the bright greens and vibrant orange hairs. Completely decked out in trichomes. Can't really get more covered then this. Smoke/burn - burns white ash and is light and smooth. Really enjoyable toke Exhale - a nutty pine earthy exhale. Effects - a pretty heavy strain for me. Hit me instantly underneath the eyes and gave me a nice heavy stoned feeling all over. All body pain went away and the body buzz was top notch for this one. I'm really impressed with the effects. Hits almost like a dab for me out a bong. (Half gram bowls). Got me zoniked. Definitely afternoon and nighttime use.

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My Incentive: $25 off on next order over $100 Platinum Bubba Smalls/Popcorn, rated AAAA-, is $55/h.o. After 6 days in the BC Warehouse due to holidays, it finally came to me this morning. The buds came smalls as expected, but it was really dry, stemmy and leafy. I have put it on lock (after taking some out to smoke-test) with an Integra, and hoping it breathes some life to it. It has an old kush smell that's not appetizing at all. After smoking about 1 gram of smalls, I was reminded why this was rated as AAAA-. The ash wasn't the whitest, moreso gray. Although they were smalls, they weren't rough to the throat, and it has a pleasant kush-y aftertaste. The high really settled in me like a fog. Buzzy, indica, happy, weight-less feeling. Wow, what great effects. Great duration which reminded me of purple strains. As someone with a very high tolerance, this was delightful. It's not a knockout couchlock, but it's very fun. Quality: 7/10 Value: 8/10 High: 8.5/10 Personal Rating: AAA+ PS: Thank you for the nice DMC freebie gram on this order. I really appreciate the HGA team for being generous despite my low price order. Thanks!! :)

Now this is some amazing bud. The name says it all ! Whiskey plus cookies- my two fav ;) - for nose it’s deff a 10/10. I couldn’t say anything bad about this strain. It has a that pungent aroma that just makes you want to smoke all day ! Get with the times guys ! Jjmeds :)

Grabbed a zip of this stuff for 89$ and it’s a great deal. Very nice looking stuff and the smell is very pungent/ gassy. The high doesn’t take your head off but you can definitely tell it’s indica. Definitely a steal of a deal. My incentive for this review is 25$ off and free shipping on my next order

Grabbed two ounces of the latest batch (best of the year they say) of DCM from the almighty HGA. Death Chocolate Mousee is a cross between Bubba Kush & Death Star. I have been a fan of this strain like many others for a while now and always grabbed it when it's in stock. The boxing day price was a great deal on this batch. Buds are dense and sticky to the touch. Smell right out of the bag is good. Not overly gassy but a good nose. This batch is cured/flushed very well, as it produces a clean white billowy ash in a joint. Greasy oil ring to boot. Taste is smooth and flavorful. Earth, chocolate, sweet, kush. Previous batches of this strain have leaned either on the more chocolatey side or more earthy side, each batch being different in that aspect. This batch seems to be right down the middle in taste, both equally earthy and chocolatey. Brilliant. If Mother Earth had a flavor, this would be it. Very much a quad. Glad I grabbed two zips. Incentive: $25 discount code + free shipping next order over $100. If anyone wants to sign up to HGA you can message me for a $25 discount code.

Picked up an ounce of Ghost Train Haze by Enigma Extracts from HGA this past week. Had some time to smoke it and see how I liked it. It's a Sativa Dominant Hybrid - 80% Sativa / 20% Indica. Amazing terpene profile. Super gassy lemony citrus and pine. Very much like Super Lemon Haze in the taste department. Limonene up the wazoo. Very fresh batch. Sticky and perfectly cured. Burns super clean with a white ash. Buds are mostly medium to large in size. Heavy Sativa high. Great daytime smoke. Productive. Made me get off my ass. True quad alert. Incentive: $25 discount code + free shipping next order over $100. If anyone wants to sign up to HGA you can message me for a $25 discount code.

Insane purple colour with essentially no green to it at all. Gassy sweet smell and taste. Burns with a grey ash. For $129 an oz it's one of the better cheap strains I've tried in a while. Incentivesed review.

Pink Goo Cultivated by : @nalapharms Sourced by : @greenlandbotanicalsofficial Arriving as dense, greasy, slightly fox tailed buds, sticky to the touch and coated in resin filled trichome heads. Beautiful cure on them as well with a snappy texture and excellent moisture level. Colours are a mix of dark and light greens with hints of purple and spritely orange pistils spread about. A real defined kushy nose to this Pink Goo that is a mix of sweet earth, skunk, and gas, growing stronger and richer after it's been ground up. Accurately translates to the taste with a smoke that is sweet but dank and gassy with those customary pink kush flavours coming through. Burns very resinous with a clean white ash to follow, making it an effortlessly smooth smoke from inhale to exhale. Heavy handed indica dominant stone with potent and long lasting effects. Immediately felt any tension or stress subside as I melted into the fabric of the couch like a lost remote control. Definitely puts a significant hamper on productivity as it's super spaced out, relaxed, and potentially sedative. Great choice for a sleep aid.

Solid green appearance to these buds with purple tones throughout. Lovely coating of milky trichomes and clusters of orange pistils. Quite dense and compact with a fairly sticky texture. Loose trim leaving some sugar leaves covering the nuggets This strain has a pungent sweet candy like aroma with a subtle earthiness that’s all mixed in with a fruity vibe. The aromas translated into the flavour nicely with this strain. Leaving for a sweet and rich taste. This one started off with somewhat of a cerebral high, that soon transitioned into a hazy feeling creeping down into my body for a nice balanced relaxing vibe that can be enjoyable throughout the day. Note: Strain received for purpose of review.