Reviews

Apple Gelato by the Inspector Collective ordered via Gizmo Crafts. Smooth order and packaging from Gizmo Crafts, first order and already another one in the process. Apple Gelato (Gelato 33 x Sour Apple) I had the chance to have some Gelato 33 recently so I was to compare both a bit. The gelato flavor is unmistakable in this one, very close to its parent Gelato 33 I’d say. Very pungent once you unsealed the package and even more when opening the jar. Great jars by the way! You can tell the from the pictures, the nugs are more medium size, very nice colour to it and a nice coat of trichomes. The texture and density of the buds are up there, great curing and the little Integra humidifer at the bottom of the jar makes sure it stays that way everytime you open it. Flavor and smoke, I wanted to taste more apple but I mean I can’t complain with the strong and unique gelato flavor that dominates the smoking experience, very delicious. The high was more cerebral for me with a relaxing body effect but overall got me motivated to tidy up a few things at home. A great strain overall, will purchase again when I come across it. Great experience with GizmoCrafts overall, more reviews to come and thumbs up on that Inspector Gadget flip, mixing childhood memories with awesome craft.

Lives up to its name. Sweet tasting and CAKED in crystals. Pungent aroma and great bag appeal. My go to for after work. This stuff helped out with the chronic pain in my shoulder. At $89 I was shocked. Also recommend their Strawberry Jerry priced at $69 bucks. This was just my favorite of the 2. Cheers.

Death Bubba - Cincopax A solid early evening smoke that will make you relaxed and feeling good without putting you to sleep. It has an earthy taste that is pleasant. Fairly smooth and easy on your lungs. I preferred the Cincopax Pink Death but this is also very solid. I do have a minor complaint in the packaging. My half ounce was sent in 1/8's and the buds were a bit squished because of it. Q:8 V:9 black Friday sale.

Strain - Purple Megalodon (Great White Shark x White Widow x Snow White) Mom - Tegridy Farms Smell - I've never heard of this strain before so it was a brand new one to smoke. The scent that it carries is just as mysterious as the lineage. The smell once exposed to the air was quite potent reeking of a dank skunk herbal and almost woody aroma Smoke - the smoke was thick and dense with each haul, it burned for quite some time with a good consistency. The ash was a medium grey salt and pepper, greasy resin ring intact, with the inhale being a robust skunky herbal taste and then exhaling consists of a spicy cedar flavor High - with the heavy smoke I found it brought on a fairly heavy stone. Good head high that doesn't allow much to be accomplished post sesh. Leaving you nicely sedated with good euphoria, easy to get captivated into a game or movie Quality: chunky buds with good squeeze, crispy to the touch on the outside, with a fresher inside once busted open. Olive green colored nugs with black undertones giving the bud a dark purple appearance, lots of thin bright copper pistils shooting out all over, and a healthy sheet of milk trichomes throughout

I’ve always enjoyed this strain. These nugs have a pretty dense, compact and sticky bud structure, forest green appearance with a mix of yellow/amber pistils and coating of milky trichomes covering these buds. Fairly tight trim leaving only a few sugar leaves. This strain has beautiful pungent sweet and “gassy” aromas mixed with some earthy and subtle pine notes. The flavours of this strain translated nicely with more of an earthy, kushy, and herbal taste that still maintained a very subtle pine flavour. I really enjoy the stone from this strain. For me the high started with a uplifting heady feeling leaving me in a happily hazy state, that soon turned into a nice sedating high that took all my aches and pains away. I find this is a really good strain for a peaceful and relaxing evening.

onyxphenos.co my personal favourite from onyx phenos so far. initial appearance: good sized nugs covered in crystal trichomes. beautiful purple and blue hues. Upon opening the bag, i was immediately met by a strong gassy smell. This is the perfect day time strain for anyone that is dealing with any kind of pain but still has work to get done. As somebody who deals with a lot of nausea, i found that the Crunk Boat quickly and effectively relieves me of any nausea that i am feeling. I have also always dealt with social anxiety and found that this strain made me very social and talkative. Overall a really upbeat strain that will have you feeling like the best version of yourself (and also make you do and somehow enjoy all the work/cleaning around the house that you've been avoiding)

Website - The site is one of the better MoM sites I have seen, I like the long descriptors of each category of product on their page, the only thing I think could be better is if the bud prices showed the ounce prices instead of the pound prices. Shipping - They had it shipped out the next day that is all I can put on them cause the rest is in Canada Posts' hands. Bag Appeal - The initial bag appeal was very good, nice and dense buds along with a wonderful morning coffee type smell, my favourite part of this bud is the smell. Buds - Big buds and small buds but mostly big buds that are trimmed well and very hairy. Smoke - Definitely not the type of weed to couch lock you or make you a 'stupid stoner' type kind of high, it's hard to feel that ur high but it for sure keeps you focused and on top of stuff, like usually, I have a hard time explaining long thought processes or strategies but I had no problem explaining them flawlessly while high on this. I for sure recommend ordering from TopShelfBC!

Slurricane Budder Company: Wtfcannabis Light brown with a dry waxy texture, moist to touch and very easy to portion and work with!? Smell is nice and pungent once agitated!! I get stong in your face citrus with some gassy notes! Taste is very lemon citrus with some berry. High mid-level and very functional. Easily carry a conversation or pay attention. I feel euphoric and energized! Great product overall nice flavor and excellent normal High..id recommend for for starting your day or afternoon smoking!

Didnt have a great trim job with some buds being better than others, although it definitely was nice and sticky. Smell was a nice gassy nose with floral notes to it. Ground to a perfect moisture. Burned very light and was smooth. The smell translated nicely into the taste making for an enjoyable smoke. Buzz was very relaxing able to drift off in a dreamy state. Some couch lock to it. Pretty solid when it came to potency. Quality: 8.5 Value: 8.5

Review: One of my favorite Hybrid strains. Aromatic with peppery and citrusy hints. It has a really cool floral after taste it leaves. Buzz is very euphoric and relaxing. Certainly a happy and uplifting high. Flowers are well-frosted and not too dry. Really good price for its strong potency. Highly recommended!

Review: Awesome Indica strain. Very aromatic with pungent and earthy tones. I like the sweet after taste it gives. Buzz is very sleepy and relaxing. Definitely helps with focus though. Flowers are well-frosted. Really good deal for a strong effect. Two thumbs up!

Review: Love this Hybrid strain. Very aromatic with herbal and peppery tones. I really like the citrusy after taste it gives. Buzz is very euphoric and relaxing. Definitely a giggly high. Flowers are well-frosted and burns very well. Good price for a potent effect. Two thumbs up for sure!

I must say I have waited over a year for this to come back. Must be one of the greatest Work Strains I’ve ever tried. Once the head high subsides you’re left with laser focus that makes any task fun EVEN HOUSE WORK!!!

I got this on Christmas eve wanted to try it out after Christmas dinner, the aroma was strong and pungent, it smelled distinctly like fuel. It tasted sweet and Diesel like complementing the smell, it had a strong earthy aftertaste which i really liked. The high was really different from anything i have smoked before, after a few drags it first felt as if the smoke wasn’t effective but after some minutes the high kicked in, i felt very relaxed, happy and after sometime i felt sleepy, I really liked it because I really slept very well ,it will be a very good cure for insomnia.

I first came in contact with this strain when i shared the smoke with a friend then I decided to order it myself, the smell was what first attracted me it, it had a herbal and earthy smell with a natural feel which I usually look for in a strain before buying it. It tasted sweet and fruity at first then after sometime i could distinguish the honeyed vanilla taste. The high was very uplifting and relaxing, i could feel my muscles becoming relaxed and i was in a happy mood. I was in a bad mood because of some work related problems but i surprisingly forgot about it and was happy. I smoked it with the same friend i first tasted this with and we were able to catch up on old happy times, this will be perfect for social gatherings among friends.

MOM Name: Farmhard Overall rating out of 10: 9/10 Sign Up: No signup. Email. Ordering & Pricing: No ‘ordering’. Just email. Pricing is par for the quality. Mids, so it’s not the cheapest ditchweed pricing and it’s not the highest super flawless beloved hand trimmed enormous designer nug pricing either. Communication: 100% five star perfect communication. I don’t actually think it’s possible to be better at it than Angela from Farmhard. Packaging: Looks like regular mail and it smells like it too. Very mild stealth. Products: I ordered 14 grams of Durban Poison, 7 of OG, and 7 of Blueberry. Farmhard usually sends a sample. A Farmhard sample will usually be more than one nugget, ranging between 2-3 grams. Angela sent me samples of Texada, Cali OG, and everything was overweight. Incentive for Customers: Not only does Farmhard offer cannabis, but throughout the year, they offer other medical products such as teas and spices, and for a limited period they even offer clones plus instructional DVDs, so you could DIY. Incentive for Review: I was already a customer, so this wasn’t incentivized. That did not stop Angela from sending me some extra weed due to a very minor hiccup in the ordering process... really, I'm not sure they need any excuse to throw in a gift, I've never received an order from them without a bonus. Notes: After weighing it all up, I received around 8-9 extra grams. While I would say this is Atypical for them generosity is par for the course with Farmhard, so if organic is your style and you’re okay without a storefront, rewards card, points, 50 options, and a partridge in a weed plant, then Farmhard is a good choice. I personally choose to order from them when I also want one of their other medicinal products. This time I ordered a large amount of Guayusa, a mildly caffeinated tea leaf which can easily be dropped into any hot beverage to give it an extra kick or brewed alone for a traditional South American social drink. It doesn’t give me the same crash that coffee provides, an interesting and legal stimulant with no real negative properties unless you dislike looseleaf tea, in which case, well, I don’t know what I can do for you. Individual strains: Durban Poison: 7.5/10 Known best for its noxious taste, this famous sativa is enjoyable with Farmhard’s organic standards bringing its foul taste to a sweet chemical sort of flavor that is much more tolerable than an ‘enhanced’ version. A sustaining high. Highly recommended for a wake and bake. Nuggets range on the smaller size. Blueberry: 8/10 Flavorful in a berry manner, this is my favorite solely on flavor. Unlike the Durban it is best enjoyed at night due to a prominent relaxing effect. I like it a lot, and it was my favorite of the batch. OG: 7.5/10 Unremarkable earthy citrus nose with poorly trimmed, thin nuggets. Not a showstopper by any stretch of the imagination. So it surprises me that it vaporizes with a taste of pepper, quite potent and flavorful. Very good. I grew quite attached to it over my period of using it. I know it’s just OG but it’s decent mids. It was a good ‘any time’ weed, really it didn’t matter if I grabbed it before bed or at the start of my workday. Relaxing and easy to fit in. Cali OG: 6/10 Unremarkable nose that’s slightly peppery. Faint floral notes. Inoffensive vapor that reminds me of the floral Violator strain. Thin nuggets as well. Similar but not quite as good as the standard OG. I wouldn’t pass it up in a joint from a friend but I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it if others were in stock. Texada Timewarp: 8.5/10 By far the strongest of the batch, best used in a vaporizer and allowed to ‘preheat’ to really get the resin moving, a highly potent sativa with a strong tuti-fruity scent and in the vaporizer, had a gassy and bright flavor profile. I can work for hours with this. Wake and Bake strictly only or you will regret it! This is not a relaxing strain by any stretch of the imagination, once you work its power up in your blood you will probably warp through time to Texas. This is only a sample but if I buy again this is the strain I would probably pick, and then either the OG or Blueberry. It’s a very clear minded high, uplifting and powerful. Overall: I order from Farmhard when I want one of their alternative healing products besides marijuana, however, I do enjoy it when I order and always get far more than I actually paid for as they are wonderfully generous. I'd be inclined to re-order on most of these, except the Cali which just didn't speak to me. The Texada was great for the price (free, lol, it was a sample, but even as it is it's a low price!) Very honest and genuine sellers, you won't get an experience like this from everyone. It's simple and wholehearted, without the frills of bigger shopfronts.

Bag appeal is absolutely top notch with a wicked nose. Cakey gassy goodness that comes through smooth on the flavour. The burn is salt and pepper with a nice oil ring forming within the first 3-4 tokes. Great function euphoric high but also the heavy indica buzz without significant burn out. Quality 9/10

Smooth, sticky with clean burn. Good gassy kushy nose. Earthy and kushy flavour. Would have expected more potency with this strain. Got this as part of their holiday sale, so for $140/oz it's debt value. Quality 7.5/10 value 8/10

Pretty good sativa, it had an excellent fruity taste. I found this strain to be relaxing and not so strong that you’re floored. It was mellow and pleasant, and can still string thoughts together fairly easily if you need to be able to work on stuff, but an evening of trying this made me wonder why people are so crazy about it. Got an ounce of this for $121 from YetiCannabis, Quality 9/10, Value 9.5/10

Up next from Classics are these super dense, rock hard nugs of Cement Boots. I'm assuming it's Cement Shoes which would have it as a cross of Animal Cookies 09 X OG Kush Breath X Wet Dream. Displaying a light, sage green appearance that's met with a yellowish tinge, followed by a hefty coating of cloudy and amber trichomes, stocky orange hairs, and a very tight trim. Sticky to the touch and cured to perfection, aging like a fine wine. Some signs of oxidation as well and certainly not the prettiest bell at the ball. The aromas are slightly muted at first but shortly emerge after grinding, offering a combination of sour earth and lemon og, with herbal, nutty undertones. Those same terps carry over effortlessly to flavour, producing an extremely clean and smooth smoke that burns to a pure white ash and thick oil slick. Very enjoyable and slow burning flower, never feeling harsh or heavy. The descriptions of this strain all mention how it's a hybrid with evenly balanced effects and while I agree to an extent, I definitely felt it to be much more indica dominant. This could also be due to the amount of ambering within the trichomes as I felt extremely relaxed and couch locked midway through smoking, accompanied by minor heady effects. While it didn't put me out, it rendered me completely useless, leaving me in a lazy, hazy slumber.

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Initial aesthetics: nice medium sized nugs, decent density If you have a reasonable tolerance like I do, this is a nice strain to enjoy midday. Produces a decent stoned feeling without totally putting you to sleep so you're still able to get some work done which is nice. This strain definitely helped relieve me of nausea however, a little bit too much also gives me very very bad anxiety, so my advice would be to use caution if you are somebody who already suffers from anxiety. Overall some nice bud, would definitely purchase from them again.