[ ] Haze x Ayahuasca Purple AAAA- $170/OZ

Bag appeal = big chunky buds that are rock hard dense and not sticky, but fresh and a perfect humidity. Very nicely manicured with no leftover sugar leaf or shake at the bottom of the bag at all. The buds are of a dark green backdrop with lots of co...lor in them. I mean there are nice purples, blues, black, as well as bright fiery orange pistils that all just look amazing in the right light. Top that off with some shiny trichomes that sparkle in the sunlight and it makes for a nice looking bud!

Smell/Taste/Burn = this stuff has a very unique and strong hazy chemical smell. The Haze is definitely dominating in the smell department. The smell translates perfectly as well and is sharp hazy chemy taste that is what I would call an acquired taste that I personally don’t mind at all.

High = The Haze seems to dominate as it is an uplifting, mood boosting, and slighly hazy/foggy head high but, the Ayahuasca still comes through with a very relaxing body buzz. The body buzz crushes through pain and relaxes nicely but, not so much that it has a couchlock or is debilitating in any way. The Haze shines with that nice energy boosting euphoric head high with some nice cerebral effects that keep me lazer focused on things like writing this review. Another great all day smoke that leaves you feeling euphoric and uplifted enough to want to get up and do stuff during lockdown times. And the price is amazing

Overall = Quality 8.7/10 Value 10/10See More

[ ] Pre-98 Bubba AAAA- by Private ACMPR $180/OZ

Bag appeal = very dense nugs that are resinous and sticky to the touch (if you squish a nug between your fingers it will stay stuck to your finger for a while after. It will also gum up your grinder as well, I pulled out the old coffee grinder... to use for this stuff. A dark green background that is barely visible through the insane amount of thick, bright orange pistils covering most of the nug which is then topped with a very healthy amount of full trichomes still intact.

Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell upon opening is a nice sweet funky diesel with a coffee undertone known to this strain. After grinding that sweet diesel fuel is even more pronounced and will stink up a room quick fast. The taste when smoking a spliff is a strong earthy/coffee taste that has a sweet diesel undertone. Great tasting nug for sure. Joints rolled with raw papers burn super slow without having to be re-lit and produce a clean white ash.

High = solid indica high that is fairly potent with a couchlock but not a sedating one (depending on the amount consumed). This is felt in the body real fast with an extremely relaxing and calming high that took care of pain in an instant. As mentioned it is a very lazy high that leaves you couchlocked and in a perfect state to binge watch some Netflix or something. Got some pretty heavy munchies from this one as well and crushed an entire box of cookies without even realizing until it was empty. All in all it’s a great all day smoke if consumed in moderation. If you smoke a big enough sesh it can lead to passing out while watching your movie. Great bang for the buck no doubt.

Overall = Quality 8.5/10 Value 10/10See More

[ ] Gelatti by @hierbacanada AAAA $220

Lineage: South Florida OG x Humbolt Gelato

Bag appeal = rock hard dense nugs that are perfectly trimmed and cured, not a sugar leaf or a point of shake in sight. They have a snappy texture but are very sticky inside and out, and have tons of ...visual trichome heads covering every inch of these nugs. Handling it leaves your fingers sticky and grinding it will jam up your grinder. As for looks, the buds are beautiful with nice purples throughout, nice bright orange pistils and as mentioned, loads of full trichomes cover the buds and in the light they sparkle as if they were dipped in glass.

Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell out of the bag is very similar to the Hierba ICC I got not long ago but with a strong minty twist to it. So I would describe it as a strong menthol overtone with notes of sharp fuel and a slightly creamy undertone. It has a strong menthol taste on inhale with a bit of a gassiness and has a sweet gelato taste mixed in on exhale. It tastes basically identical to the last batch of Gelatti by Hierba I tried, AMAZING!!! Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfectly even and slow while producing a clean white ash.

High = this is quite strong, stronger than I was expecting. Nice strong indica high that starts with a happy/euphoric head high and a strong relaxing body high follows quickly after. Strong enough to sit my ass down and stay there (solid couchlock) and to take away pain and anxiety quickly (this is based on smoking my usual 1 gram spliff to test). This one finishes quite sedating and put me to bed nice and snug last night. Definitely recommended as a late afternoon/evening smoke or a lazy day with no plans. The last time I tried the Gelatti it was great but, this batch is even better.

Overall = Quality 9.5/10. Value 10/10See More

West Coast Diesel

95%sativa 5%indica

Bag appeal = this stuff is all smaller nugs and may not be the most appealing but is nicely trimmed with a great cure, and the buds are very dense and have a snappy texture and are very sticky inside. There are thin and wirey bright red pistils ...scattered throughout the buds that pop and compliment the nugs very well. They also have a very healthy trichome coverage and glisten in the proper light.

Smell/Taste/Burn = Wow!!! I haven’t had weed that smelt like this since like high school. It smells of pure pine and diesel as soon as opening the package and it is very very strong smelling. Two smells that mix together perfectly. This stuff will stink up your house in seconds after opening it. The smell translates to the taste beautifully with a strong pine taste on inhale and exhale with a strong diesel undertone and aftertaste. The smoke is thick and heavy lung expanding smoke that has a pretty deadly cough to it. Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfectly even and slow while producing a light salt and pepper ash.

High = the high is where this stuff really shines. Super potent sativa high that is very uplifting and energizing. It can be a bit racey for beginners but was just perfect for me to keep me powering through these gloomy isolation days and actually want to get off my ass and do something. It’s also a long lasting high that for me had no crash to it whatsoever for me and also worked to alleviate pain in a great way. This is one I’m adding to my new favorite sativa list for sure.

Overall = Quality 8.5/10 Value 10/10See More

[ ] Platinum Buffalo by Pacific Bud Boys $225/OZ

Lineage: White Buffalo x Platinum

Bag appeal = the buds are very dense, flawlessly manicured, extremely visually appealing with nice colors and a layer of glass like trichomes. It was pretty dry upon arrival but, 2 days with Integra... brought it back to a snappy bud texture that is still nice and sticky inside. Very visually appealing with dark green buds that are covered in fiery orange/red pistils that are very bright and highlight the green beautifully. There are also some nice pinks and purples spattered throughout the buds and then, an insanely thick coating of thick white trichomes that add even more beauty to this sexy nug!

Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell is quite muted upon arrival and even after a day with an integra. I get a light Kush smell that smells very similar to the Platinum Valley by Flawless.bc I recently had, it’s a kind of refreshing Kush smell just much fainter. It get’s slightly stronger after busting it up but is still very faint. The smell translates to the smoke but is much more pronounced than the smell. Again it tastes almost exactly like the Platinum Valley I recently had.
The only way I can describe it is, it’s almost like a breath of fresh air mixed with Kush. The Platinum in this must be the stronger of the 2 as in both strains I’ve tried with Platinum in them both smell and taste virtually identical. Joints rolled with raw papers burn even and nice and slow while producing a clean white ash. This stuff has a deadly cough to it that I couldn’t fight back no matter how hard I tried

High = great indica. Very relaxing high that works amazing for pain, anxiety, and insomnia as it finishes quite sedating. The high comes on very fast in the body and with a strong pressure build up behind the eyes making them very heavy and burning. Relaxes the body from head to toe while leaving you glued to your seat with a nice solid couchlock. Definitely recommended for a night time smoke as like I mentioned, the high finishes quite sedating with a great night’s sleep. No complaints at all, as per usual with this MOM.

Overall = Quality 8.5/10 Value 10/10See More

[ ] Gizzard Punch #5 (smalls) $200/OZ

Lineage: wizard’s Punch x girl scout glue

Bag appeal = nice mostly-dense and semi-fluffy nugs are trimmed perfectly and have a perfect cure. Nice and sticky nugs that stick to your fingers when squishing. It’s got nice colors and tons of t...richomes just like the other 2 phenos of this that I’ve tried. Great bag appeal

Smell/Taste/Burn = much like the rest, it has a strong chemmy/glue smell to it that must be from the gorilla glue in it. I also smell the sweet doughy GSC in there a bit and all with some gassy notes as well. It has a very light fruity inhale, but so light that it’s hard to taste specially over the strong, creamy, chemmy/glue taste that is present on both inhale but especially so on exhale. I have found that all 3 phenos I’ve tried taste pretty much the same with a creamy chemmy presence in all 3

High = this one started off with a nice euphoric head high that lasted for a bit even while it made it’s way through the body relaxing each and every muscle and ultimately leaving me completely at ease. It’s not so strong that its couchlocking (unless smoked in larger dises), it is indica leaning but is still quite balanced. The high ends in a sleepy relaxation that is very comfortable and can lead to a nap or a nights sleep for sure. But when smoked during the day, I’m still able to function while still having a relaxing body buzz that keeps me pain free and very happy. A great high that seems to adapt somewhat to what you are doing but, as I said is indica leaning and smoked day or night, it will have you deeply relaxed and if you smoke enough, possible couchlock. Great late afternoon/evening smoke.

Overall = Quality 9/10 Value 9/10See More

[ ] Jager OG by Pacific Bud Boys $200/OZ

Indica dominant hybrid

Lineage: L.A Confidential x Blue Dream

Bag appeal = Wow! This has some serious bag appeal to it. Very nice colors mix together perfectly to make these nugs look amazing! Darker forest green buds with lots of ...real nice purples throughout the nugs that have extremely bright red pistils. They are also coated with shiny trichomes that sparkle like glass in the right light. All these colors together make for a very nice looking bud that I just cant stop looking at. The nugs have that crispy/snappy texture that is still sticky inside. Perfectly trimmed and cured as expected by Pacific Bud Boys

Smell/Taste/Burn = after a couple days in a jar, the initial smell when opening is very sweet and has a light doughy smell with a very noticeable blackberry smell. After busting it open the blackberry smell fills the room very quickly and also has an undertone that reminds me somewhat of a blackBerry wine cooler. It’s a bit sweet on inhale while the exhale has a bit of bite to it and tastes slighly peppery and has a faint black licorice undertone. There’s also a bit of a sweet dough like aftertaste to it. The smoke leaves the room smelling of black licorice for quite some time. Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfectly even and nice and slow. It’s a very smooth and clean smoke that produces a soft clean white ash.

High = starts off with a nice head high that is a bit foggy and hazy that leaves me feeling a somewhat light headed and euphoric. Slightly indica dominant hybrid with a strong relaxing body buzz, but not si strong that it is couch locking sedating. Gives slight pressure build up behind the eyes with that euphoric and light hazy feeling. It’s a solid hybrid that is slighly indica leaning and leaves you still able to funcion while feeling great and pain free. The relaxing body buzz also relieves tense muscles and my stubborn lower back pain with ease which is a huge plus for me. Perfect all day smoke for me. I do get serious munchies from this everytime I smoke one, and I mean severe. Be sure to have something edible on hand when blazing this. Great smoke

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[ ] Cherry AK-47 AA $104.99
Lineage: Phenotype of AK-47
(70% Sativa x 30% Indica)

Bag appeal = nice chunky medium sized nugs that are fairly dense, sticky, and have a very healthy trichome coverage. It’s got a great cure and the trim is nearly perfect, with only one random sugar l...eaf on the 2.5 gram nug pictured (which is totally covered with trichomes)

Smell/Taste/Burn = the initial smell I got was a mild gas with a strong funky, earthy, Kush type smell. Once busting up or breaking open a bud, all I can smell is a sweet cherry smell. Dry puffs on the joint also taste exactly like a cherry cola almost. The description on the site for the taste is bang on as it has a heavy skunky overtone with light notes of cherry on exhale that can also be a bit pungent at times. Joints rolled with raw papers burn slow and even throughout while producing a lighter colored salt and pepper ash. The smoke is heavy and fills your lungs quickly bringing on a very serious cough for me.

High = I smoked this as my wake and bake this morning and was very tired and groggy due to little sleep. When I first smoked it, I felt a small rush of energy and euphoria that enabled me to actually get through part of my day without being stuck on stupid. It’s not a very intense energy boost but is enough to do the trick. It also has nice indica effects with its strong body buzz that relieved pain almost instantly and had my body very relaxed. Very enjoyable buzz that is a great all day smoke as it seems to adapt to what your doing when you smoke it. Only negatives were extreme dry mouth right away after smoking and that’s it. I am again shocked with this as its rated only AA and I really didn’t expect the effects I got from it.

Overall = Quality 7/10 Value 9/10See More

[ ] Orange Gelato #1 by Flawless.bc $225/OZ

Lineage: Tangie x Purple Punch x Gelato 45

Bag appeal = like the #2 pheno the buds are smaller in size but are dense, super sticky, and coated in glassy trichomes that twinkle in the right light. Very visually appealing even though its sm...aller buds. The trim is flawless and the cure is bang on.

Smell/Taste/Burn = the smell reminds me exactly of Orange Fun Dip. Very sweet smelling orange candy. The #2 pheno had more of a sour/tangy smell to it. The smell translates to the smoke virtually identically with that same sweet orange fun dip taste that took me back to my childhood and really made me crave some of it when the munchies kicked in. It does have a light tangy/pungentness to the taste. But you really gotta search for it under that intense sweetness.

High = very much like the #2 pheno, this is strong! Even though I had the opportunity to see how strong the other one was, I’m still shocked at how strong these are. Hybrids usually just don’t hit this hard for me but, this last batch of them from Flawless.bc sure did. Very much indica leaning and that is evident very quickly. Even while still smoking a spliff, my eyes start burning every single time and become very heavy within minutes. Very strong body effects relax me completely and eliminate aches and pains once this amazing high makes it’s way through your entire body soon after smoking. I got a nice couchlock from it and I only usually smoke gram joints (unless I need more to get the desired effects) and that was more than enough with this stuff. After about 20 minutes I’m usually locked in my seat with a case of the munchies and even giggles sometimes. It also leaves me feeling quite sedated a while after smoking and gives me a great night’s sleep. I am a huge Gelato fan but my opinion is not biased in any way because of it. I’m sure anyone who has had the chance to try this will agree. These Orange cuts I’d have to say are my new favorite.

Overall = Quality 9/10 Value 10/10See More

[ ] P-Wiz by Flawless.bc $225/OZ

Lineage: old school Pineapple Express x G-wiz

Bred by: Cookiemain

Bag appeal = nice long and skinny buds that are perfectly trimmed with a perfect cure as well. It feels a bit crispy, but when you squeeze a nug or bust it open, it’s stil...l very sticky inside. Definitely nice looking bud that was done right. This is all pretty standard when it comes to these guys, they know what they are doing. Also just fyi, it was real hard getting a proper pic of this as it’s so frosty. Most natural light shots are almost unusable from the sun because of the blinding amount of trichomes on the nugs. The sun hitting the trichomes was ruining all the pics. This is the best one I could get without the flash. Flash pics look insane and sparkle like crazy

Smell/Taste/Burn = this smells amazing! Has a strong sweet, Pineapple, doughy smell. Red Dye Design said it best when he described it as Pineapple cake, bang on description. The smell translates perfectly with a sweet and spicey pineapple inhale that includes a slight sweet doughy flavor on exhale. This one is almost as tasty as the Orange Gelato’s I grabbed this round, but not quite. Joints rolled with raw papers burn perfectly even and are smooth ending with a mild cough towards the end of the spliff.

High = I absolutely love this strain! Every single thing about it is perfect imo for an indica leaning hybrid. It’s starts with a nice mellow head high that is foggy and hazy a bit. That high sticks around a while also infusing the body with pure relaxation and soon to be sedation as well. It’s actually quite heavy, more so than I was expecting from it. This is one being added to my favorites, it checks off all the boxes. Bag appeal is amazing, smell and taste are so terpy and good, its works for pain, and it’s got the high to go with it.

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Overall = Quality 9/10 Value 10/10See More