Total junk and a farce to call AAAA. This order was bad. All four strains were terrible, with lavender haze, a boring lowly mid marked as quad being the highlight of the order.
The Lemon kush is moist, but it disintegrates from being so old. Smelly ...like a flooded century home basement. Smokes like hay. Horrible.
Cheese and chong is also compost like the Lemon kush.
The trainwreck has also gone off and is unsmokeable in the bong.
The other samples I tried (asked and overpaid for) were lame and not quads either, but not rotten.
This sampler forgot to put in the grinder that was promised, but managed to pull through with a pair of ankle socks only large enough for adolescent girls, and flimsy cheap sunglasses. All in a bright pink wrapped package that would attract any shoppers child.
Another curious thing was they added a Togo weed sticker. I theorize Carly's is a side brand that runs out of the same warehouse as Togo. It is geared towards selling the old garbage and compost to morons like me willing to be wooed by reddit.
Never again Carly's Compost. Save your money everyone. Shop elsewhere. Shop somewhere that has proper storage and batch testing. These clowns are assholes.
Bright green and frosty large chunks. Crispy on the outermost layer only, and not enough to drop keif. The inside of the bud will stick to a wall.
In hand and in the jar it smells sort of like LA Kush cake. However as soon as you crush it you get a very contrasted profile that is like a s...our rotting fruit. It doesn't smell like pineapple or passionfruit but something unique that has about the same level of tropicalness and sourness as those two fruit. It's fruit funk is present in the smoke with the aftertaste lasting in the back of your mouth. The la kush cake terps are present throughout as well.
Solid effects, daytime or night. Not too much of a burnout or a couchlock
Large, chunky, sticky. Will easily stick to your wall and not fall. Fresh, smooth, clean, easy smoke.
Smells like mothballs with a subtle back end of lime zest and gas. Smoke is reminiscent of a bubba or an og without kush taste if that makes any sense.
Somewhat of a creep...er, effects are more pronounced about 2-5 minutes after the bong. Quite nice. Will work for evening time.
Nice overall. PM weed. Easy to smoke, maybe a tad less sticky than I prefer. Still very nice. Get some grapey sort of aftertastes which is nice, Other than that I get a pink Kush palette that I would expect..
Very caked and good looking especially when cracked open
Dark hues with vibrant red orange pistils makes for a very attractive flower. Nice sized, fully frosted chunks, but not ultra dense or sticky. It busts out nicely in hand grinder
Nice flavor and smoke all around. It's relaxing but not too much of a couchlock. I would say this is good ...stress relief and good for pm but not a huge couchlock or head racer.
I would say this rated accurately. The only drawback would be the cure could be slightly stickier/stankier, but really no complaints.
Nice overall. PM weed. Easy to smoke, maybe a tad less sticky than I prefer. Still very nice. Get some grapey sort of aftertastes which is nice, Other than that I get a pink Kush palette that I would expect..
Very caked and good looking especially when cracked open
Really surprisingly dense and heavy. Large well trimmed round nugs only. Breaking inside you find only abundant bulbous trichomes, with about 1% amber, and the rest in a transition to slightly cloudy. You can also see the Kush nature of the leaf and calyx habit, but they are super smooshed and jamme...d from bulky growth.
When I first ordered it the image reminded me of mass produced m39, but I have had grease monkey come as large round buds before. Thankfully as soon as I opened the package I knew it was for sure good upon smelling it. I also want to note that although I have had grease monkey that looked like this, this is much different in smell flavor, density and buzz. This TCF grease monkey is much more classic and less exotic, Much more dense, and much longer lasting effects.
Nose is a classic kush nose, its like a kush with zero pink notes. Smoke is dense kushy, earthy. During smoking my brain is very hard trying to perceive lemon notes in the smoke, but I don't think I am, but worth noting.
Very good high. Its a fast acting, warming body buzz. that is uncharacteristically long lasting satiation of my jones for this terp profile; and does not end in a foggy mind, rather it ends with me smoking another bong. I am maybe 4 days hard into it, and I do not feel bored or immune to it, in some ways it is still growing on me. The first few days it got me pretty lazy in the AM, and kept me up all night in the PM. First bong was very warm in the face, but since then its tapered down to just liking it a lot. I am very high tolerance, and one large cone is satisfying for me.
I am impressed the most on the effects, it's really a comfortable, efficacious, satiating, satisfying stone. Bang for the buck is incredible. I am excited to try to more expensive items on the menu in the future, because this shattered all expectations.
Excellent excellent excellent. All around good things to say in all regards. Superb customer service. This was sent to me as a replacement for an error with my last order. I am very very pleased with CN customer service, and especially the flower itself.
CN sells out incredibly fast, Here i...s how you try it:
0.You have to be fast, you have literally 2 minutes or less to load your cart and checkout or it will be too late.
1.Follow him on IG to get drop announcements.
2.If the drop is for 9 pm you should be on a pc with the strain page already open.
3.at 8:57 click the drop down menu and see it is out of stock, click refresh.
4. Repeat the out of stock, page refresh until it is in stock and check out fast.
If you are feeling really lucky, open multiple tabs for other strains that are on the drop, and try to sneak in more. You literally have 2 minutes, maybe less so make sure all the tabs are already loaded, and all you have to do is refresh. I managed to get PP and WC smalls last time.
Nothing but good things to say about the PBS. Specifically it was was well trimmed and crunchy sticky great cure. I only had one bowl before I started taking snaps, but it is really tasty. Nice buzz too.
