Reviews

Miracle Alien Cookies 69 • Lineage: MAC 6 x MAC 9 • Bred by @firstclassgenetics2.0 • Cultivated by @ogksuge2.0 • Sourced from @ogksuge2.0 • ? • Visuals - these medium and large sized beautifully hand trimmed buds were immaculately cured and are perfectly dense with just enough squish to let you feel how extremely sticky and uber greasy feeling they are both inside and out, I'm talking coat your fingers in a glue like resin and stick to a wall for days shit. Lime green and purple buds with some olive green hints and plenty of thin, long and wirey red and rust colored pistils that is all very heavily coated in a healthy layer of resinous trichomes with a shit load of outer heads still intact while inside is littered with twinkling heads as well • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - this stuff is dank and right out of the jar it fills the room with it's intoxicating stench. Loud and very funky herbal terps that are a touch spicy and are drowning in overtones of sharp citrusy gas. Tastes just like it smells but the dank herbal terps have a rotten like funkiness now with overtones of sharp citrus and gas and there's a wicked candy twist on the exhale with a hint earth. Joints burn perfectly and with a thick oil ring while leaving behind a lightly peppered light grey ash • ? • High - a very euphoric onset that may overwhelm some but for me is uplifting and energizing at 1st leaving me very focused on the task at hand. The effects quickly turn quite heavy in both mind and body and with a lightly sedating head stone and a relaxing body load that makes for a good afternoon smoke that will help you unwind • ? Overall this is an amazing cut of MAC and goes to show the heat that Suge is bringing to the game because he scrapped this beauty! I'm just glad I was able to try it 1st. Great looking frosty buds, a loud and fitting terps profile that translates beautifully, clean and greasy burning with a light grey ash, and a lasting high powerful high sugeshow

Where's my Kush Cake • Lineage: LA Kush Cake 6.3 x Where's my Bike • Bred by Prohibition Genetics • Cultivated by Prohibition Cultivations • Sourced from Prohibition Farms • ? • Visuals - these medium sized beautifully hand trimmed buds are immaculately cured with a perfectly dense, uber sticky and also greasy feel to them both inside and out. Forest and lime green buds with gorgeous purple highlights throughout and plenty of thick red and copper colored pistils. Finally these nugs are heavily frosted out with a heavy layer of full and healthy trichomes, I'm talking juicy heads everywhere you look, inside and out. Stunning! • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - sweet and creamy cake terps that are also a bit sour and kushy with gassy overtones and undertones of a floral type funk that is dank. The terps translate very well to a creamy Cake based profile with overtones of minty gas while the exhale is kushy and has hints of that floral funk which is also now a bit dank. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a nice oil ring while producing a clean white ash with very minor peppering • ? • High - this one slaps hard and fast with strong heady effects that are very unfocused and racey at 1st with some pressure in the back of the head. Quickly settling to a dreamy head stone that is mentally calming and relaxing but not before the body load chimes in and a building relaxation takes hold locking you in place and eliminates pain of even the worst kind without any sedation to worry about • ? • Overall this stuff is absolute fire in every single way and I really can't find anything about it that I dont like, a 10 all day! Gorgeous looking bud that is completely coated in healthy trichs, delicious and well pronounced terps that translate very well, clean and greasy burn with a very lightly peppered snow white ash, and ridiculously potent effects This is an absolute banger in every way!

The Mr. Ooloo • Lineage: Mystery Cross • Bred by Prohibition Genetics • Cultivated by Prohibition Cultivation • Sourced from Prohibition Farms • ? • Visuals - these smaller sized nicely trimmed buds are perfectly cured and are dense but squishy with a very sticky and hella greasy feeling. Lime green with light and dark purples all throughout and plenty of long and whispey dark red pistils and a coating of frosty white fuzzy trichomes with some outer heads still intact • ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - this mystery cross by PF smells amazing and right up my alley with a sweet, deliciously creamy and doughy desert like profile reminiscent to Jet Fuel Gelato and has wicked overtones of candy gas with a touch of underlying dankness. The terps follow through to the taste with the same dessert like profile while the exhale however is quite dank and mixed with some slightly funky and spicy notes of papaya that reminds me of the Sticky Papaya from Suge. Joints burn perfectly and with a nice oil ring while leaving behind a light grey ash with very minimal peppering • ? • High - this one hits with powerful balanced effects right from the start in the form of a very happy, stoney and at 1st unfocused head high that instantly relieves stress and depression alongside a warming body buzz with building relaxation and pain relief. Another one that isn't couchlocking or sedating but still quite relaxing and best suited for lazy days or evening use • ? • Overall this one is pretty nice and the only thing to say really is that the buds are a bit small but this doesn't affect the smoke in any way. Smaller sized buds that are still visually appealing, nice terps that translate well, clean burning with a nice oil ring and a light grey ash, and a pretty strong high

Second captain's pink purchase, as i was very impressed with my first pickup of the "pink skywalker" Bag appeal: 9/10 - love the way this looks under natural light - beautiful colours and pinks throughout- as soon as i cracked this bag open it absolutely reeked of gas throughout my house Smoke: 8/10 - salt & pepper ash - i found it a bit harsh through a bong but in a spliff it tastes amazing High: 9/10 - huge head hit followed by a strong body high- this really makes me sleepy after a few hours. The ideal dominant indica high all around. Will follow up as i make my way through the rest of this QP ??

Tastes great. Helps with arthritic pain

They told me this bag may contain seeds but lucky I did not find any in my batch. The buds feel a tad over grown but it could be just the way this strain is. Most of the alien cookies I buy are extremely dense and this is less than that. I enjoyed the smoke

A nice buzz that hits like a hybrid. Stony but without locking you down. Bud is well cured and dried perfectly. Buds are dense and have a great smell. Flavour could be better but it's still very acceptable. Good value for 129$/oz.

Friend brought the sack this time. Mendo breath. I liked this strain but it didn't give me the creative edge I was looking for and I was completely couch locked. My focus wasn't as sharp since was clearly thinking about munchies all game. This time we were playing board games, so slower pace. I could have almost slipped into a snoozy at any moment. I was really interested in this because he has been talking about it all week and I was really excited to try. This was an enjoyable strain especially if you're looking to chill out. All my friends and I think it was potent. Mendo breath has a very strong taste that is very rich and deep and earthy. Caked

Really happy I got a chance to finally try out skooknum. Definitely worth all the hype. Also the 420 deal was something too good to pass up @ 100$/tin. This batch of ultra Pink was perfect in every way and I am sure other members can attest this. Nose is pungent and reeks of sweet kushy gas. The flavour has more smooth vanilla than gas. But the gas definitely comes through. The visuals and feel of the bud is top notch. The perfect balance of crispness and stickiness. The burn is extremely slow and the flavour is consistent throughout the whole session. Lastly the potency definitely above average and is long lasting. I can honestly say this is a top 3 smoke. Value 9/10 Quality 10/10

Got these smalls a while ago, paid $150 for the zip. Jer had a couple zips left so I scooped one up immediately. This is my first try of KM and it definitely lived up to the hype. Even with these smalls that are pretty tiny buds, each one is soft, squishy, sticky perfect moisture and absolutely caked in trichs. Grinds down into fluffy kinetic sand texture. T he minty kushy dank smell is so potent it fills up the room when jar is cracked open. Smoke is immaculate, smooth, tasty all the way down the joint, and makes a nice greasy oil ring. Definitely some of the best weed I ever smoked. One of those strains where halfway down the joint I start to think damn I'm baked. For 150 absolutely no complaints on this, incredible value and smoke, 100% would cop again. Good service by jer as usual, only had a few positive experiences so far.

Pretty enjoyable, was referred to these guys by a friend. Buds were nice and covered in crystals, a nice stickiness to them too. Nice sweet, fruity smoke. A bit peppery on the ash. Nice hybrid high that isn't overpowering. Decent price too. Overall 9/10

Looks: Well trimmed and caked, some buds didn't look too exotic, but overall decent 9/10 Nose, flavour: Got some nice creaminess which I love, with some pungent kush and light on the G if you know what I mean 8.5/10 Potency/high: Pretty loud and does the job done well. Indica leaning high, pretty long lasting as well. 9.5/10 Overall: It's good! Was a bit dry when I received it, but not offputting. Also much better in jar with a humidity pack. Good effects, wish it had a bit more of the savoury taste in a nice GMO. 8.75/10 Value: A good AAAA, a little pricy without a sale or coupon, but good otherwise. 8.5/10

So this isn't as purple as I was expecting. Even busted in the grinder, it wasn't overly purple. But most Pure Haze I have had wasn't purple either. Evening grow temps I suppose. So opening the bag I was actually surprised by the great smells from this. Berries, a floral lavender scent, and maybe some piney funk mixxed in. Grinding a bit in the buster released more of those terps and It got me excited to roll and light up. I rolled two joints for after dinner. After dinner I lit this up with my lovely girlfriend. We finished the joint. It was definitely a nice sweet taste. A bit tropical and fruity. The joint was very relaxing and sedating. Still recovering from that massage and it helped me relax a lot before bed. My eyes felt fairly heavy after the joint. I was actually surprised by the potency of this joint. The joint burned white ash, it was a good cure and manicure could have been slightly better. I had to remove a few leaves but it wasn't horrible. I'm not sure I would purchase this again but it was fairly tasty and got me to where I wanted to be before bed. Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

Good weed with a strong, smooth buzz. However, I got this sativa for day smoking but I think it's too strong for that. Better to smoke it in the evenings when you just want to relax and dont have much to do.

Black diamond strain that is very deep in taste. Has a woody earthy taste that has a berry aftertaste. The smell is not bad but I think this would have been much fruitier if fresher. This is not bad for the price. I took a shot since this was a limited time deal. Porbably will have to look into getting higher quality buds as these were mostly smalls. Strong weed though but would like more of a fresh scent

The lemony sour taste coming from this is crazy! Super fresh nugs. my fingers smell of citrus after breaking the nugs open. The buds grew so beautifully and I think it was cured to perfection. An oz of this didn't last long. It was one of the more popular ones amongst my batches. The terps are overpowering when the bag gets opened, and blasts the aroma of very sweet tropical fruity based profile with those sour undertones really coming through on the exhale with a candy gas finish mixed with just a hint of earth. Made me feel especially light and buzzed. Really good mood lifter

Earthy with a hint of berry. Peppery finish notes. After ripping a good bong toke of this one I feel the tingles in my head and coursing through out my body. This one is a creeper. The cherry notes really hit the spot. On these fresh spring days, I am enjoying a bowl of strawberries and a bowl of berry breath. The perfect combo. I was baked for so long after, I was good after 1 bowl.

This flower did not wow me for flavour but but boy did it smoke. the buds were very small but they were all for the most part, full like the one seen in the picture. Smoked a little on the harsher side but for that good of a deal, I couldn't complain. I am fairly sure a vape would do nicely with this strain. I am looking to pick up a vape specifically for this reason. I really want to taste the fresh notes coming through since joints aren't getting the flavour I want

Mmmm. ? The taste that comes from Pineapple Nuken is delicious. Nuken on its own gives such a sweet flavour. With the added cross of pineapple Haze, the sweetness is really noticeable. Reminds me of being on the tropical of Hawaii enjoying a Pino colada The sativa effects are very potent as it gets my mind going with creative ideas. This one is not packed with crystals but I can promise you it will leave your mouth craving for more.

Finally got a try this one, heard many great things about this one. Grown by Prohibition Farms, I gotta say I was really impressed and the things I have heard is true. Very strong gassy rubbery smell thats in your face and when you smoke it has that same smell as you taste it with kush. Burns white and clean, and hits very heavily. Very pleased by this purchase. Overall 9.5/10 Value 8.5/10

Ordered this with some cannalean that I wanted from weedsmart. I always come back from time to time to them. As for this Afghan, hard to say much about it but it was a bit better than I thought, a tad but leafy, really nice body stone. Felt it after 5 mins of lighting up my joint, and wasn't too long lasting, but real nice pain relief. Quality 8.5/10 Value 9/10