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I got the smalls and it’s some really gross tasting/smoking bud with a heavy hay cure/black ash. Like AA stuff. You’re honestly better off going to a local dispensary… Harmonized hemp told me they were done selling me weed upon contacting them with complaints about my entire order despite never having a problem prior. This weed is so bad I told my friend to smoke a bowl and take it for whatever he wants. He told me to go fuck myself after lol.

So when I seen the new cookie grower strains I wanted to try them. This weed smells delicious. Sweet, doughey, gassy, and hints of chocolate. Bag appeal is crazy. It looks black in the light. Under grow lights it looks lightrer but in a dim lit room it looks like a black bud with white zebra stripes. Those are trichomes caked onto the bud. The dark chocolate layer cake is delicious. It's exactly that. You can taste the classis sweet cake strain, but you can also taste the chocolatiness from death chocolate mousse. It burned great. White ash. The oil ring you guys seem to think gas something to do with potency was there. Very very smooth. Cured and manicured perfectly. Super dense solid nugs. I refuse to use their coupons just so I can continue to post and review weed I enjoy from them. Which is the The whole reason I joined this group. That being said, this review is not incentivised.

I am inlove with these gummies! Perfect balance of flavor and high! Highly recommended!

Order arrived next day. Fast turn around with HGA orders. Flower arrived caked in trichromes.  Perfectly cured. Nice dense nugs. The nose on this one is amazing and translates into a very tasty smoke.  Burns snow white in a joint.  Overall very nice smoke. Would highly recommend. Sorry for the yellow tint in the ash pic. Incentivized. $25 off and free shipping.

Strain - Midnight Runtz (Funky Charms x Runtz) by Kingsmen Crew Visual/Texture - some absolute gorgeous color spreads on these smaller spade shaped buds. The walls with a light crisp feeling, with minor sponginess, once cracking open the nugs exposing the abundant of sticky lined triched out  interior. Medium shades of emerald green undertones, with dark forest patches throughout the nugs, and bold darkened purple almost black accents. Rusted copper colored pistils adding to the color spread amongst the structures, and caked in a thick spread of milky white crystals layering the nuggets Scent - an exotic collaboration of sweet scented aromatics that's backed by an arsenal of profiles. Pumping out volumized fumes, with strong overtones led by a tropical fruit bold gassy funk, tied together by a sweet vanilla nuttiness, and subtle herbal grape undertones Smoke - that wonderful compilation of aromas smoothly returning in the smoke. Taking in each hoot, receiving a platter of flavors, smothering the pallet with amplified profiles of sweet tropical gas, a vanilla grape, and a earthy nuttiness on the back. An exhale that becomes more cedar flavored while still continuing to maintain a sweetened fruit berry taste. Evenly  distributing a ratio of light grey to white ash, and an oil ring finding it's way to the surface after a few pulls High - Midnight Runtz a tasty terped out indica powered hybrid (70/30) unraveling its effects starting off with an energetic rush, and a mood elevating euphoric boost. Focus easily maintained by the provided cerebral head high, where as mustering up motivation begins to require persuasion as a more relaxing sensation settles in. A manageable daytime high having both stress relieving, and soothing properties backed by this strain 

Visual: Greenish & frosty. Some orange hair along with a bit of purple in them. Clear ash ? Texture: I would love bigger nugs however they are nicely trimmed & shaped. Lots of moisture in this one too. Smell & aroma: Pungent skunk however I got a cough from the vanilla flower flavor. Effect: Got a kick of cerebral high then mellow chilling feeling. It’s quite relaxing overall so it’s a good pick for movie night ?

Scent - a sweet floral funky cheese with hints of a bakery such an interesting smell. The terps are pretty loud on the nose. Visual - caked out with trichromes. Bright vibrant orange hairs. Mixed with purples and greens underneath the intense of trichomes. Gorgeous buds. Mostly smalls with some medium sized nugs Smoke/burn - the burn is white and grey ash pretty evenly split. Some black specs. Extremely smooth and light. Exhale - I get a cakey cheesey Exhale in a joint. In a bong it was just smooth I didn't really taste that much. Effects - an uplifting head high giving you clear thoughts. It's a mostly head high where the body high isn't heavily present but is slightly still there. Great spacey clear high. Got very happy and positive overall after this smoke. Great for allday use.

Scent - a slight weed floral aroma. Visual - yellow bend and snap shatter. Pretty clear as well. Smoke/burn - burns light yellow residue in banger and is easy to clean with just cotton swabs. It was light and smooth. Exhale - a sweet floral a little bit gassy exhale. Effects - an uplifting cerebral head high giving you tons of enegery and the ability to focus on things much easier. A nice floaty body. Had the slow down effect which made Playing apex Legends much easier or elden ring (shit is so fun). This is perfect for daytime use and afternoon use

Scent - had a slight sweetness to it. Has a pine and spice aroma to it as well. Visual - a nice light yellow creamy texture. Very smooth. Smoke/burn - burns light yellow residue in banger and is easy to clean with just cotton swabs. Smooth and light. It slightly tickled my nose. Exhale - a sweet pine exhale. Effects - a moderate potency where it starts to give you heavy pressure in the head near the temples. It's a mostly frontal head high. No pressure release on the back. Light body buzz taking away a good majority of pain. Perfect for daytime and afternoon use.

Scent - has a slightly sweet candy aroma with extremely sour notes. Reminds me of some sort of sour candy. A bit of floral undertones as well. Visual - yellow almost clear sauce with tons of tiny chucks of diamonds throughout. Very saucey with rocks. Smoke/burn - burns almost clear residue in banger and light yellow in my erigs. Extremely smooth and light. It did irritate my nose for the first dab but didn't afterwards. Exhale - tasted like a sour Gummy worm. Effects - a nice heavy head high with a relaxing body. Heavy eyes with a cerebral feeling. It wasn't couch lock but still felt floaty and sunk down but could easily snap out of it. This is perfect for all day use for heavy users or afternoon and nighttime use for light users.

PURPLE GRAPE Not incentivized Yes this is non incentivized just to review it for the reason I joined. Appeal: 9/10 This could be a 9.5 depending who you are but this was a beautiful bud. Completely purple buds, good layer of trichomes and just had that exotic purple look. Buds were not airy, fresh cured just right sticky. Nose: 7.5 -8.5 Sooo my very honest opinion is it did take a bit for the nose and it took a bit. And it just wasn't overly powerful for me. But I will also say I got covid and my sniffer could be gone. But my guess was it was like a tame wine smell. Fruity but like wine. Taste: 8/10 to me this was not like the nose at all. Very earthy and sort of fruity with a kushy exhale. It was a nice smoke. White/grey ash clean, extremely smoothe. I found super light smoke not heavy smoke at all. Effects 8.5/10 this was a good medium potency strain. Very heady super Stoney feeling nice mellow. No couch lock at all. Body high wasn't anything over powering. This was a great all day smoke for me. Overall: 8.5/10 Value: 8/10 115$ a bag

So, I was in need of a good sativa and absolutely love this strain, one of my favorite sativa hybrids, so I went outside of my usual MOM to grab this and had an absolutely horrible experience. First of all, I want to say, Trop Cherry is known as being one of the loudest strains, very very loud, terpy flower. I've smoked a lot of Trop Cherry. So...when I see it being advertised as a quad (with a premium pricetag), I went for it. But....This flower I received struggles to be a mid/AAA. The flower arrived as 1 single 7 gram bud, with a boost pack. It was advertised on HH's site as being NEW. Well, it arrived feeling/smelling like it was maybe 4 months old or more. It is dry as dust, I can crumble it easily between my fingers into dust, and the only terps I am getting are hay. This is not the first bad time I've had with HH. Last October, I grabbed some of their Beach Wedding, which is known (and was advertised) as having a very pleasant orange cakey flavor. Well the only nose I had on the Beach Wedding I received was moldy basement. It smelled heavily of mold/must/nastiness, and when tested, it was a pretty harsh smoke. HH’s only reply to me: You “already opened it and this is a good grower so that’s impossible”. On both occasions, I emailed HH and was very pleasant and professional with them. Last October, the only reply I received was "if you opened the bag, we can not accept any returns" like wtf does that mean? I need a crystal ball to tell if there's mold? I should've used that experience to inform this recent purchase. This 2nd time contacting them, their first reply was "Sorry, nothing we can do" --basically said sorry bro, RIP. I emailed back and said how can you advertise this crappy hay smelling dry dust as AAAA? They then offered me 25% off my next order and said they would apply it to my account. I emailed back for a code and they said no need for a code, that they have applied it to my account. Well I emailed back 2 more times because I don't have an account, I check out as a guest, so this was basically a lie. They didn't apply any discount or code to any account. When I emailed them back to tell them this, their ONLY reply was, and I shit you all not " THIS IS NOT A CHAT HELP DESK / CHAT LINE" I was like yooooo wtf kind of answer is that? They basically told me to stop emailing them. They did not help me at all, or even care. My warning is to stay away from these clowns. They don't care about what they are stocking and they don't care if there are ever any issues.

Banana Hammock (Grape God x Mandarin Sunset) Source - Pacific Cannabis This is a nice gassy strain, not really fruity at all, mostly earthy sweet gas with maybe light hints of banana hard to tell. Very sticky nugs, Pretty greasy smoke that oil rings fast, salt n pepper ash, smooth sweet gas terps. Solid gas strain for night time 7.5/10.

Cannot comment on the ash in a joint right now as I've been smoking it in bongs but will update the post once I do Smell: this stuff reaks of gas and kushyness with hints of garlic love the smell on this one Taste: Only been smoking it in a bong so far but I can say the smell translates to taste pretty good not the strongest tasting but good for the price High: The high is good for the price its a nice relaxing indicia high don't expect this to be very potent id give it a 7/10 potency but this may vary on your tolerance as I have a pretty high tolerance Looks: Beautiful coloured nugs ranging from medium to small. Compared to the first batch I got these nugs are less dense but the bag appeal and cure is still Great for this price. Overall this batch of DMC I got from them was still great although not as good as the last batch I had from them but that's expected as this batch is cheaper at 325 a QP. Q 7/10 V 10/10 This weed isn't gonna blow your mind or anything but if your looking for a nice gassy indica that isn't going to hurt your pockets this is great.

Scent - had a sweet creamy strawberry smell to it and the snack pack just smelt like sweet candy. Visual - Very soft and squishy yogurt strawberry ones. They come as coke bottles and cupcakes shapes as well. Gummie bears had sugar coating it all. Taste - Tasted like a high quality gummie. The strawberry yogurts were extremely tasty. Tasted like real candy. A bit of an aftertaste but not much. The bears Tasted like bears you would get. A lot softer. Effects - a nice little Night cap. Took this about 3hrs before bed. An hour in felt a very heavy presence underneath my eyes. As time passed on I could get my body feel lighter. More head stoned then anything else. Ended up falling asleep a early. Felt like floating on cloud 9 when I was going to sleep. This is great for any edibles lovers.

After reading the reviews of this I felt I had to pick some up. A bit scraggly/steamy as mentioned in the description but otherwise a real treat. This one loses points in looks alone. Came in with great humidity, smell upon opening the bag is a funky/gassy/cookies aroma. Busted nicely and the smell translated to taste fairly well. Burned salt and pepper but was smooth throughout the whole joint. I didn’t finish it because I’ve been smoking less lately. Effects were great, solid indica that felt like a hybrid to me. I can’t really judge strength because I’ve been smoking a lot less than normal. 2nd joint in 40 days so I was cooked nonetheless. Happy with the sale price.

Get ready to have your post deleted bro!! Great pics and read!!

Very good quality smoke for the price on this one. Will be purchasing again. Extremely gassy nose, as you would expect from something named pink supreme, and translates to a gassy taste. Complete knock out. Smoked in the morning yesterday and was sleeping all day. Incentivized review, I will receive 25$ off plus free shipping.

Love sour Dubb. Look great. Enjoy dude!

Decent quality bud but its better if you smoke it later on in the day cuz it has a sedation effect. Small buds but they definitely got a kick.. after thier pink kush, this is probably the best indica dominant bud that I got from GC so far..

Strain - OMFG (Runtz x Red Pop) by Official Kingsmencrew Visual/Texture - sticky buds initially clumped together as one mass, requiring assistance to be separated. Unique formations on these small to medium sized structures. Great showing of colors featuring medium emerald, with darker royal green hues, and a bold lavender shade completely highlighting the nugs. Covered by an abundance of thin copper colored protruding pistils, and iced out by a thick blanketed layer of glistening snowy trichomes Scent - flowing with a pleasant tropical aroma, giving off a captivating scent drawing you right in. These unique terpenes smelling of sweetened berries, zesty orange, accompanied with notes of skunky sour herbs Smoke - transitioned perfectly from the nose to smoke. Pulling in smooth tokes of sweet tropical berry, sour orange citrus, along with a herbal skunk, and a mild earthy presence. On the exhale, you're hit with more of a herbal fruit, spicy earthiness, while retaining a lingering sweetness on the palate. Light greyish white ash containing little pepper specks, and an oil ring seeping through to the surface High - OMFG is an indica swaying close to evenly balanced hybrid (60/40) the effects start to take hold while still in session. An uplifting euphoria settles in, enhancing your mood, sparking creativity, and melting away the days stress. The high then easing into more of a relaxing body stone, leaving you ready to kick back and ready to just soak the high in. This stuff better reserved for later day use or once evening hits, having to muster up motivation post blaze

This was a bit of a disappointment. Not the worst grab but there’s definitely better in the $99 price range. The smell was a little faint but kushy and sweet, the buds were pretty decent, some looser than others. More on the sticky side still. Ash was salt and pepper, fairly smooth, but not much flavour. Mostly just taste hot smoke. Quality 5.5/10 value 7/10 Incentive for review is $25 plus free shipping on next order

Scent - a deep rich earthy dark chocolate aroma. Smells kinda like tootsie rolls. Visual - Very dark compact hash. It's pretty dense you can mold it. Tons of plant material. Lower quality hash Smoke/burn - burns light grey in a bowl. Was a bit heavy but overall was very smooth. Exhale - hash earthy chocolaty taste. Effects - a nice deep old school high. Where you feel very stoned in the head all over and can't really think much. Fully able to function still. A decent body buzz as well. Not sedating or couch lock more of just a warm buzz. It's more moderate for potency. I'd say this is good for all day for heavy users and for light users afternoon and night.