Funky Charms

• Lineage: Rainbow Chip x Grease Monkey

• Bred by Exotic Genetix

• Cultivated by @quadzaza

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - large buds with a nice trim and excellent cure are mostly dense but slightly squi...shy and are very sticky and greasy feeling both inside and out. Multiple shades of green and even some aqua are met with light and very dark purples and plenty of burnt orange pistils with a frosty coating of resinous trichomes with plenty outer heads still visibly intact. I get a camo vibe from these buds, very nice bag appeal.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is the same as the last batch with a sweet, sugary, creamy, doughy, and marshmallow funk with overtones of slightly spicy chemmy gas. The taste follows suit with a sweet and creamy dough inhale and that marshmallow funk that is sweet but also spicy and has those chemmy gas overtones. The marshmallow in this strain is super funky whereas the Apes in Space I recently reviewed is sweeter and more like the real thing just to give a comparison. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and slow with a thick oil ring and to a clean white ash with minor peppering

• ? • High - starts off with balanced effects in the way of a stoney and euphoric head high that is great for stress, depression, and anxiety and is coupled with a mildly relaxing body load to start. Becoming indica leaning and identical to the previous batch, the relaxation becomes stronger and near couchlocking making this best suited for lazy days or evening use

• ? • Overall this was right in line with the previous batch I reviewed but with better bag appeal. Gorgeous looking nug with wicked colors, funky amd delicious terps that translate nicely to the taste, clean and greasy burning to a white ash, and a great indica leaning high. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10
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Apes in Space

• Lineage: Flacon 9 x Grease Monkey

• Bred by Exotic Genetics

• sourced by Gizmo Premium Collective

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large dense and chunky buds are very tightly trimmed with... a snappy and slightly sticky exterior while being both sticky and greasy inside. Lime and dark olive greens are met with gorgeous lavender purple and a touch of black with dull orange and peach colored pistils and a coating of milky white trichomes that run deep to the core of the buds and twinkle like diamonds as the interior is full of heads

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is absolutely delightful and out of the jar you are met with a delicious vanilla cream, some gas, and some sweet marshmallow funk overtones that becomes much louder and dominant once busted and has just a touch of fruit and spice in the mix. It tastes just as it smells with a sweet and creamy inhale that becomes slightly spicy upon exhaling and all the while has gassy overtones, that marshmallow funk, and some added floral funkiness. Joints burn properly and with a thick oil ring while burning to a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - a stoney head high that is fairly potent and stress relieving is coupled with instant relaxation and pain relief from head to toe. Building quickly to high potency that leads to a strong couchlock, burning eyes, and narcotic like effects due to some very heavy sedation that takes hold like clockwork about 45 minutes after smoking. This is definitely best suited for an evening with no plans to leave the couch

• ? • Overall this is my 1st encounter with this strain but certainly won't be my last as everything about it from the lineage to the terps and the high are fantastic. Nice bag appeal, mouth watering funky terps that translate beautifully, joints are greasy burning to a salt and pepper ash, and the effects are nice and potent. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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Rockstar

• Lineage: Rock Bud x Sensi Star

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by @majorqfarm_

• Sourced from @highestoctane

• ? • Bag appeal - these gorgeous looking medium sized nugs have a dense and slightly crisp but still sticky... exterior with an absolute perfect trim and cure and are both sticky and greasy inside. Some hints of lime and olive green peeking through these sexy purple buds that range from light almost fuchsia to deep dark and almost black with burnt orange pistils shooting out. Adding immensely to the already phenomenal bag appeal is the blanket of full headed resinous trichomes giving them a totally frosted out look. Just gorgeous!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - sweet but also very dank right out of the jar with pungent overtones of sweet and slightly musty gasoline and strong notes of coffee ground with hints of pine. The taste starts off very different as it has strong overtones of a floral euchalyptus funk and on the exhale has strong notes of sandalwood and all the while has sweet musty and earthy gas in the mix that eventually becomes the dominant taste and also an aftertaste. Joints burn nice and greasy but unfortunately produce a darker layer of outer ash that somewhat effects the burn as joints tend to go out if you go without hitting it for too long but thankfully did not affect the taste

• ? • High - a strong head stone that leaves you daydreamy just a few minutes after smoking and instantly has my eyelids weighted while a fast building body load quickly sits me back and locks me in place, this one slaps. Remaining very potent with long lasting effects that keep you stuck to your couch for some time with no sedation being perfect for lazy days

• ? • Overall this stuff was very good and had it burned better, it would have checked all the boxes for me. Wicked bag appeal, dank and funky terps, dark outer ash, and a strong high. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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McFlurry

• Lineage: Unknown

• Bred by Unknown

• Sourced by Quadzaza

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized dense, sticky, and immaculately trimmed buds are even more sticky as well as greasy inside and are cur...ed to perfection. Lime green buds with gorgeous lavender and some darker purple throughout with plenty of rust colored pistils and a heavy blanket of frosty white trichomes covering them entirely giving them that frosted appearance and upon closer inspection, are loaded with tiny little outer heads

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - right out of the jar your met with a sweet and creamy herbal funk that is gassy and has a touch of citrus amd once busted all gets louder and now has a fruity candy type finish. Like the smell, the taste is sweet, slightly creamy, herbal, and funky with a touch of gas and citrus and some earth on the exhale which has a bit of spiciness to it to go with the sweet creaminess. Joints burn properly and quickly form a nice oil ring and leave behind a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - a nice stoney cerebral high that brings with it some uplifting and motivating energy along with immediate relief of stress and a slow building body load. The energy seems to slowly taper down after about 45 minutes and becomes quite evenly balanced with some relaxing vibes while the head stone remains potent throughout the entirety of the high. A great daytime option to keep you stoned and well medicated

• ? • Overall this is not my 1st time with this cultivar and definitely won't be my last as it has impressed me every time. Phenomenal bag appeal, delicious terps that translate to the taste, clean and greasy burning to a salt and pepper ash, and a potent and long lasting high. I rate this

Quality 9.4/10
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Flapjacks

• Lineage: MacFlurry x Pancakes

• Bred by @inhousegenetics.official

• Cultivated by Private ACMPR

• Sourced from Highglowco.com

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large sized nicely trimmed buds with a dense and sticky exteri...or are very sticky and greasy inside with a perfect cure. Nice light colored buds made up of lime and olive greens with soft purple highlights and thick orange pistils that's all nicely coated in a layer of frosty trichomes with some outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - a sweet and creamy profile with overtones of a doughy funk and a minty gas finish with hints of fruitiness. The taste matches up nicely and is also sweet, very creamy, doughy, a super funky herbal te twist, and a lightly peppered minty gas finish. Joints burn perfectly while instantly forming a nice oil ring and producing a light grey ash

• ? • High - bit of a creeper that sneaks up about 10 minutes after smoking with some pressure behind the eyes, a hazey, relaxing, and slightly euphoric head high, and a mild body load. Building to a medium/high potency high that is all around relaxing and definitely pairs better with watching movies and chillin but, still leaves me able to function if consumed during the day.

• ? • Overall this was another 1st for me and is another strain that I will look to try again in the future as there is definite potential. Nice bag appeal, funky but nice terps that translate perfectly to the taste, clean and greasy burning to a light grey ash, and a medium potency high.  I rate this

Quality 8.4/10

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TKO

• Lineage: Triangle Kush x OG Kush x Gelato 41

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by @hierbacanada x @misshazey

• Sourced from @hierbamtl

• ? • Bag appeal - these smaller to medium sized nugs are beautifully trimmed and are squish...y, sticky, and greasy both inside and out and are cured to perfection. Dark olive green buds with some forest green and also light purple highlights underneath and inside and copper colored pistils. These things are caked with a layer of milky white resinous trichomes with a copious amount of outer heads still visibly intact you can see the care that went into the entire process

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - an absolute delight to the senses with a sweet, creamy, and gassy funk with a hint oñf fruitiness greets you upon opening the bag and only gets louder when busted and has undertones of OG dankness. The taste is just like the smell with a sweet and creamy inhale mixed with some dank OG gas on the exhale which comes through more in the taste and has just a touch if fruity mint, this stuff is delicious! Joints burn perfectly and very slow while instantly forming a nice oil ring and leaving behind a clean white ash with minimal peppering

• ?ģ • High - a potent offering of total knock out effects, this girl slaps! A fast building body load that within no time locks you in place and is paired with a very strong head stone that is sure to zone you out. Staying true to the name the head stones becomes wickedly potent leaving me with heavy narcotic feels to go with the powerful couchlock, this one is most definitely best suited for evening use

• ? • Overall this was another great treat from the team over at Hierba, these guys are putting out some serious heat and don't plan on slowing down or stopping anytime soon. Frosted out bag appeal, an absolute delight of a terp profile translating beautifully to the smoke, a clean and greasy burn, and a hella potent high sure to please those with high tolerance built up. I rate this

Quality 9.75/10
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Donny Burger

• Lineage: GMO x Hans Solo Burger

• Bred by @skunkhousegenetics

• Cultivated by @pacificbudboys

• Sourced from @theogtsl710

• ? • Bag appeal - these medium to large sized buds are perfectly trimmed and are dense, st...icky, and greasy to the touch with a great cure too. Some lime and olive green mixed with dark purples and plenty of long dark orange pistils that pop like crazy against the dark buds which are completely covered in a blanket of resinous trichomes with loads of outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps on this one are very unique and right out of the jar you get hit with meaty terps that are slightly peppered and very sweet and once busted has nice gassy overtones but most notable is definitely the funk that comes off like a pair of gym socks but in the best way possible if you can imagine that. The taste follows suit with a very sweet and meaty inhale that becomes a mix of sweet and peppered on the exhale and all the while has gassy overtones and like the nose is super funky. Joints burn perfectly even, nice and slow, and with a nice oil ring while burning to a light grey ash

• ? • High - heavy hitting balanced effects from the start with a strong cerebral onset that is hazy, calming, slightly euphoric, and stress relieving that runs alongside an instant body load. Very quickly it becomes heavy and weighs you down with limb to limb relaxation and amazing relief of chronic pain. This is one I would either save for night time or a day with no plans

• ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this strain but definitely won't be my last as it is just wonderful. Gorgeous bag appeal, loud and hella funky terps that carry over to the taste, a clean and very greasy burn, and potent effects that are long lasting. I rate this

Quality 9.75/10
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