Apes in Space

• Lineage: Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey

• Bred by Exotic Genetix

• Cultivated by @officialkingsmencrew

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - looking virtually identical to the last batch I reviewed with medium t...o large tightly trimmed beefy buds that are dense with a perfect cure and are both sticky and greasy feeling inside and out. Light green and purple buds with thick orange pistils are nicely coated in a layer of resinous trichomes.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is also just the same as I remembered and just absolutely delightful with sweet and creamy dough like terps that have overtones of that oh so unique and delicious marshmallow gas. The terps do translate but there are also somewhat funky earthy floral type overtones that dominate the inhale with the sweet and creamy dough coming through on the exhale and finishes with the marshmallow gas. Joints burn great and with a small oil ring while producing a darker salt and pepper colored ash

• ? • High - this one slaps and hits with pressure behind the eyes and in the forehead along with a powerful head stone that is instantly calming and euphoric and coupled with a building body load. Very quickly everything gets heavy from your head down to your toes as the body load becomes couchlocking and the head high turns sedating

• ? • Overall this was another good experience with the Apes in Space but I have to say, I did enjoy the previous batch a bit more when it comes to the taste and burn. Great bag appeal, awesome terps that do translate but with some added funk, dark salt and pepper ash, amd a potent high. I rate this

Quality 8.2/10
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Gelato 45

• Lineage: Sunset Sherb x Thin Mint GSC

• Bred by Cookie Fam Genetics

• Cultivated by Onetwotreez

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - medium and large sized beefy buds are tightly trimmed and very dense with a... great cure leaving them both sticky and greasy feeling. Some buds are a mix of light green with light and dark purples while others are mainly purple with light green highlights throughout and all have plenty of thick orange pistils that pop against the dark buds and are covered by a healthy layer of resinous trichomes with some outer heads still intact. Great bag appeal!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - proper Gelato terps that right out of the bag are strong with sweet and creamy vanilla dough with candy gas overtones and a delicious fruity finish that has a touch of mint which becomes much stronger when busted. The terps translate very well to the taste with a sweet, creamy, and doughy Gelato profile that has lightly candied gas overtones and a minty finish with a touch of fruit. Joints burn perfectly and with a small oil ring while leaving behind a salt and pepper outer ash with a clean white center

• ? • High - a good balance of effects that is also nice and strong with a very euphoric and stoney head high and instant relaxation that starts alleviating pain right away. Remains well balanced throughout and with good potency that is not quite couchlocking but a very lazy high that is still best suited for late afternoon/evening use

• ? • Overall this one was very nice and exactly what you expect from this strain other than the odd taste of leaf. Good bag appeal, proper terps that translate nicely, salt and pepper ash, and a potent hybrid high. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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Animal Mint Cookies aka Animal Cookies

• Lineage: Animal Cookies x Sin Mint Cookies

• Bred by Seed Junky Genetics

• Cultivated by Onetwotreez

• Sourced from Onetwotreez

• ? • Bag appeal - these gorgeous looking medium and large ...sized buds are beautifully hand trimmed and with a great cure being perfectly dense as they are just slightly spongy and sticky to the touch as well as a bit greasy. Beautifully colored buds with not much green peeking through the eye catching pastel like shades of purple that are further complemented by the thin and wispy dull orange pistils and heavy layer of resinous trichomes with quite a few tiny outer heads still intact. Very nicely done!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose right out of the bag is great with delicious sweet and creamy cookie dough that has a light fruity twist and a soft minty finish with a touch of gas and once busted it all intensifies, especially the fruity terps as they are now overtones and are very creamy. The taste is more of a peppered and earthy cookie with what starts as a hint of mint at the end but becomes more pronounced as the joint burns and leaves a minty freshness that lingers on the palate after smoking. Joints burn perfectly even and are very smooth while producing a salt and pepper ash

• ? • High - an awesome high from this AMC that sets in behind the eyes and is very euphoric as well as calming and stoney while following closely behind is a warming relaxation throughout my entire body that relieves chronic pain and builds quickly becoming near couchlocking but not quite. A great stone that's perfect to unwind and relieve stress and best suited for late afternoon/evening use though I have enjoyed it on a relaxing day too

• ? • Overall this one was good but I really wish the sweet and creamy fruitiness would have translated to the taste which left a little something to be desired but still tasted great nonetheless. Gorgeous colored buds with great bag appeal, nice terps, a good even and smooth burn to a salt and pepper ash, with a nice indica leaning high. I rate this

Quality 8.7/10
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Pablo Pink

• Lineage: Pheno of Pink Kush

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Captain's Pink

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - medium in size and beautifully trimmed dense buds have an immaculate cure and are nice ...and sticky and greasy to the touch. Gorgeously colored buds made up of light and some dark green with plenty of lavender highlights throughout and cheesy orange pistils that is all coated with a layer of resinous trichomes that have plenty of outer heads still intact and adds even more to the already amazing bag appeal

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is delicate rather than the usual pungent terps but still great and is nice and gassy with sweet but more so dank floral terps and a vanilla perfume finish with just a touch of hay which I find common with LSO grown. The smoke is very smooth and is danker than the nose with the dank floral notes dominating with overtones of slightly musty gas and finishes th a bit of sour earthiness. Joints burn perfectly even and super slow with a thick oil ring from start to finish while producing a salt and pepper colored ash

• ? • High - this one packs a hell of a punch and hits from the start with heavy effects in both mind and body with strength that puts you on your ass and leaves you there while also clouding your mind with stoney effects that leave you stress free and euphoric. A very heavy high that is definitely best suited for evening use

• ? • Overall this was good but left me wanting a bit more when it comes to terps. The bag appeal is amazing, a subtle nose that translates to a slightly stronger taste, clean and greasy burn to a salt and pepper ash, and very potent effects. I rate this

Quality 8.5/10
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Bubba Dosi

• Lineage: Bubba Kush x Dosidos

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Sacred Garden

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - medium sized chunky buds with a nice tight trim are super dense with a snappy texture and ar...e sticky inside with a great cure. Light with some dark green and gorgeous purples both light and dark and even some blueish grey with thin and wispy dark orange pistils and a layer of snowy white trichomes adding a frosty coat to the buds with few tiny outer heads still intact

• ?? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is pretty mute on this one and even after busting it up you only get a faint nutty herbal profile that is sweet and has hints of Bubba dankness in the background. The terps come through much nicer in the smoke with sweet nutty and herbal terps dominating mostly with some Bubba dankness and gas on the exhale. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and slow while producing a salt and pepper colored ash

• ? • High - this one is potent and about the same time I finish a joint it hits with pressure behind the eyes that has them sittin low and bloodshot with a cerebral high that takes your mind to a stoney euphoria that instantly starts melting away stress, depression, and anxiety along with fast building relaxation from head to toe. Like I said, this one is heavy and within a short time the head stone becomes very calming as well as sedating while the body load has you hopelessly couchlocked. Definitely a night time smoke

• ? • Overall this one was nice but left me wanting more from the nose and I would definitely like to try a more dialed in grow of it in the future. Nice colorful bag appeal, muted nose but great tasting, salt and pepper ash, and a real potent high. I rate this

Quality 8.5/10
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Astro Pink

• Lineage: pheno of Pink Kush

• Bred by Unknown

• Cultivated by Big Boss Farms

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - medium to large sized chunky buds with a great trim and cure are extremely dense and are bo...th sticky and greasy feeling. Lime and olive green buds have light and very dark purple sugar leaf throughout with long and thin bright orange pistils and a healthy coating of resinous trichomes that still have plenty outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is definitely that of a sweet Pink Kush with gassy overtones that are slightly dank but much more sweet and undertones of vanilla and floral perfume. A seamless transition from nose to smoke as it tastes just like it smells only slightly danker, sweet and musty floral gas with vanilla perfume undertones. Very tasty gas! Joints burn perfectly even and nice and greasy while leaving behind a clean white ash with minor peppering

• ? • High - this one slaps and I can feel my eyes getting heavy while still smoking and puts me on my ass with it's fast building body load and unfocused head stone. In a very short time I find my body locked in place while my mind is flying high and slipping in and out of sedation. This is definitely a strain that is best suited for evening use and is perfect for battling stress, depression, anxiety, pain, insomnia, and lack of appetite

• ? • Overall this was some very nice gas and the type that I could smoke regularly when on one of my gas trips. Nice bag appeal, loud terps that translate to the taste very well, clean and greasy burning to a clean white ash, and a very potent high. I rate this

Quality 8.8/10

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Platinum Gas

• Lineage: Platinum Gorilla x Animal Gas

• Bred by @prohibition_farms

• Cultivated by @prohibition_cultivations

• Sourced from @owo__canada

• ? • Bag appeal - these perfectly trimmed medium sized buds are dense with a ...perfect snap and are both sticky and greasy feeling with an excellent cure. Olive green buds with dark forest green and sone purple throughout and wild looking thin reddish orange pistils and all heavily caked with frosty trichomes with majority of the outer heads still very visibly intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is heavily dominated by that spicy but also slightly sweet kushy Platinum funk that is also very gassy with a touch of earthiness. The taste follows suit with the same sweet and spicy kushy Platinum terps at the forefront with sharp gassy overtones and a funky earthy type finish. Joints burn perfectly and instantly form a sizable oil ring while producing a light grey ash

• ? • High - an indica leaning high that is of medium potency and would be best suited for beginners or for some daytime gas that doesn't fuck you up too bad. I have been using it as the latter and find it to be mildly relaxing with a bit of a stoney head high and does help with pain, stress, anxiety, and depression

• ? • Overall this was my least favorite of the bunch but was still as mentioned, a great daytime option when not wanting the sativa high or to get to mangled. Gorgeous bag appeal, the terps are nice and translate well, burns clean and greasy to a light grey ash, and has a medium potency high. I rate this

Quality 8.4/10

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90 Metres South

• Lineage: (Orange Push Pop x Animal Mints) x (Secret Cookies x Kush Mints N⁰11)

• Bred by @prohibitionfarms

• Cultivated by @prohibition_cultivations

• Sourced from Orderweedonline

• ? • Bag appeal - smaller size...d buds with an immaculate trim and cure are dense and sticky to the touch with a sticky and greasy inside. These gorgeous looking mainly purple buds are accented beautifully by dark forest and bright greens with thin and wispy pistils that are such a light copper color that they almost look peach and giving them a heavily frosted appearance is the thick layer of frosty white trichomes that still have plenty of outer heads visibly intact. Amazing bag appeal!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is amazing and very cakey with sweet, creamy, and doughy vanilla and gas all topped with a delicate touch of sweet orange citrus and a hint of spice. The taste follows suit and the sweet and creamy cakey terps translate with a slight funk added on the inhale and has hints of citrus in the background and a cookie exhale that is a bit spicy and has some equally funky eucalyptus and a touch of gas. Joints burn perfectly and instantly build up a nice oil ring and leave behind a clean white ash

• ? • High - a spacey head high with light pressure behind the eyes and some euphoria alongside a relaxing and pain relieving body stone that gradually increases. Within a short time the high becomes heavy in every sense of the word and just completely weighs your body down while your mind continues to soar in space. A wonderful evening smoke from PF

• ? • Overall this was my favorite of the 3 from this round and another wicked cross by the team over at PF. Wicked looking bag appeal, a delightful terp profile and great translation to taste, clean and greasy burning, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.5/10

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Bankers Hours

• Lineage: LA Kush Cake 6.3 x (Secret Cookies x Kush Mints N⁰11)

• Bred by @prohibition_farm

• Cultivated by @prohibition_cult

• Sourced from @owo__canada

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized buds that are bea...utifully trimmed and are dense with a snappy texture and are nice and sticky inside with a perfect cure. Gorgeous buds that are a mix of green and purple with plenty of dark orange fire looking pistils that pop like crazy and a thick coating resinous trichomes that gives them that frosted appearance and with the majority of the outer heads still very much intact.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - sweet and creamy cake terps dominate the nose for the most part with soft fruity undertones that smells like a mix of Banana and cherries and is very enticing. The taste follows suit but in an even sweeter fashion as the fruity terps come through more like a syrup with equally strong cake terps that are a bit funky and a slightly spicy and somewhat earthy finish. Joints burn fine and instantly form a nice oil ring but unfortunately produce a layer of dark ash on the outside and is salt and pepper inside.

• ? • High - this one hits hard before even finishing a j with potent balanced effects with relaxation from the start along with a calming and euphoric head stone. Becoming indica leaning the body load that started mildly relaxing gradually increases becoming damn near couchlocking but not quite and is best suited as a late afternoon/evening smoke

• ? • Overall this was my 1st experience with this strain and I very much enjoyed it as I have with all the other strains I tried that were created by PF amd look forward to trying this o e again when they have it dialed in. Gorgeous bag appeal, a great terp profile that translates well to the smoke, greasy burning but with a dark outer layer of ash, and a nice potent indica leaning high. I rate this

Quality 9.25/10
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Hermit Cookies

• Lineage: Flaming Cookies x Black Water

• Bred by @hermitwoodapothocary

• Processed by @gasfarmsontario_rosin

• Sourced from @nsrosin

• ? • Creamy texture and a creamy beige color that has that marble effect before ...mixing it up that just gets me every time. It is very wet and sticky and at room temp is a little softer than I like but was still easy enough to scoop out dabs.

• ??? • Upon opening the jar you are met with sour earthy gas that gets stronger when agitated but never pungent or overly loud it's just right and has undertones of slightly sweet and creamy cookie terps. The taste follows suit to a tee with a sour earthy gas inhale that is mixed with sweet cookie terps on the exhale which are much sweeter and more pronounced at lower temps. To hear about these terps wouldn't sound appealing to me but oh boy am I hooked! 

• ? • A bit of a creeping effect that still hits immediately but slowly increases in potency making for a strong heady stone that makes it hard to focus on much of anything at 1st. Slowly it mellows out to more of a balanced high that is calming both mentally and physically with a relaxing body high that helps with pain without couchlocking you or

• ? • Overall this batch of Cookies was my introduction to Gas Farms and I absolutely loved it, Monkey Berries is next up from them. The visual appeal on this stuff is nice, wicked terps that translate effortlessly to smooth dabs, and a nice high. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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