Jet Fuel Gelato

• Lineage: Hi Octane x Jet Fue l • Bred by Pure Sunfarms

• Cultivated by @islandquads and @dabbingblondie2.0

• Sourced from @nsrcollective x @exquisite via @bigsheeesh604

• ? • Medium and large sized nicely trimmed buds are ...perfectly cured to a squishy and sticky texture that is greasy to the touch. Dark forest green with hints of olive green and has shades of light and dark purples throughout that is all buried beneath a plethora of thick orange pistils and a very thick blanket of resinous trichomes that still have many outer heads intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps on this are absolutely unreal and so addicting with sweet and deliciously creamy citrus, berries, and dough with a heavy candy twist and a gassy finish. It tastes just like it smells, sweet and creamy doughy Gelato and candy flavor with just a touch of spice on the gassy exhale. Joints burn perfectly even, very slowly, and smoothly with mouth coating terps while producing a thick oil ring and a lightly peppered white ash

• ? • High - a potent high that launches my mind into space in an uplifting euphoria that destroys any stress and while also providing a dose of creative energy. Not immediate but not too far behind is a body high that is only mildly relaxing but very much pain relieving and can also bring forth a tingly sense of arousal. An awesome daytime smoke that gets me utterly fucking stoned everytime.

• ? • Overall I just can't get enough of this strain from these guys in both flower and hash form and will absolutely be looking to reload whenever possible. Gorgeous frosted out bag appeal, the terps are absolutely mouthwatering and translate beautifully, clean and very greasy burning to a white ash, and a wicked stone that is potent. I rate this

Quality 9.8/10
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Banana Kush HCFSE

• Lineage: OG Kush x Banana

• Bred by Cali Kush

• Cultivated by Exquisite Extracts

• Processed by Exquisite Extracts

• Sourced from Northstar Rosin

• ? • This stuff looks gorgeous and even has a t...inge of Banana yellow in its color with my ideal ratio of sauce to diamonds as the chunky boulders are just swimming in a pool of terps that make collecting dabs an absolute breeze

• ??? • The terps on this are absolutely amazing and some of the best Banana terps I have had ever. As soon as you open the jar you get smacked with a mix of sweet candied Bananas and the banana penicillin I used to get as a kid and still crave today, it's absolutely mouthwatering and wrapped up in delicious candy gas finish and has a touch of herbal and mint (like vicks). The terps carry through to dabs beautifully and minus the mint, a sweet Banana candy profile that dominates the inhale while the exhale is mixed with those herbal terps that take more of a spicy turn with the banana terps in the background.

• ? • A potent high that you can feel all over and right off the hop with a calming and dreamy euphoria that alleviates stress alongside instant relaxation in both mind and body. Within no time it builds to a heavy body locking high that weighs you down and in the end becomes sedating. This very happy and sleepy high is best suited for lazy days or evening use and helps a great deal with anxiety, depression, pain, insomnia

• ? • Overall this BK was absolutely amazing in every way and definitely something I would recommend to flavor chasers like myself. Very visually appealing stuff, a delicious terp profile that translates wonderfully, clean burning with minimal cleanup required, and an awesome high that is potent. I rate this

Quality 9.35/10
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Cake Mints

• Lineage: ICC x Kush Mints

• Bred by Seed Junky Genetics

• Cultivated by @pacificbudboys

• Sourced from @ontarioeast2

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized nicely trimmed buds are immaculately cured to a dense bu...t squishy texture that is very sticky and uber greasy feeling both inside and out. Forest and olive greens mixed with dark purples and a mix of dark orange and red colored pistils that is all heavily topped by a blanket of fuzzy white resinous trichomes with heads all over, these buds are frosted right out!

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the terps on this are mouthwatering and perfectly suited to the name as upon opening the jar you get smacked in the face with a sweet, creamy, and extremely cakey profile (so cakey that it has that leathery funk to it) and has gassy overtones with a delicate hint of mint that is a touch fruity. Absolutely delicious and translates excellently to an exceptionally smooth smoke and tastes very cakey from start to finish with those minty gas overtones and a hint of fruit on the exhale and all the while has an underlying kushy dankness to it. Joints burn perfectly and quickly form a nice oil ring while leaving behind a clean white ash with minor peppering

• ? • High - a powerful head stone that takes hold while still smoking and continues mounting in potency with it's euphoric and dreamy effects alongside an instant body load with fast building relaxation and pain relief that helps with pain of even a chronic nature. In just a short time my body succumbs to deep couchlock that leaves me glued to my seat for quite some time with sedation creeping up a while later. Most definitely best suited as an evening smoke

• ? • Overall I absolutely love this strain and though it's not the nicest looking bud, this was the 1st batch (I slacked on the review) and it more than makes up for in other categories, I will absolutely be looking to scoop more in the future as this stuff is fire. Decent frosted out bag appeal, wickedly delicious terps that translate effortlessly, a clean and greasy burn to a white aah, and potent long lasting effects. I rate this

Quality 9.4/10
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Melon Ball 73-159u LHR

• Lineage: Papaya x Devil Driver

• Bred as a collab between @tikimadman x @clearwatergenetics

• Cultivated by @sugr2.0

• Processed by @sugr2.0

• Sourced from @nsrosin

• ? • Nice clean looking lig...ht beige colored product is of a firm but wet and malleable texture even at room temp which it extremely easy to work with for both dabs and donuts alike

• ??? • Wow is all I can say because the terps on this are wild, absolutely mouthwatering, and so loud that upon just cutting into the wrap on the jar let alone opening it you get an an in your face explosion of terps that are very sweet with a mix of honeydew melon, papaya, lime, and even more fruit that is pungent with a touch of gas and creaminess. It really smells similar to a green Powerade which I drink daily. The taste follows suit almost to a t other than a light touch of added spice on the exhale hidden beneath all the fruity melon and papaya terps and a touch of gas. This stuff is next level terpy!

• ? • A wicked balanced high to go with these amazing terps makes this stuff a winner in every category. A dose of powerful euphoria rushes through the brain calming you and relieving stress while also alleviating anxiety and depression leaving me very happy and stoned alongside a mildly relaxing body high that aids in the relief of aches and pains. Remaining balanced and quite potent throughout and also lasting a good amount of time and while it lasted, this was awesome as a daily driver as it is a very happy and productive high for me

• ? • Overall this is absolute fuego in every way and a flavor chasers dream, I'll definitely be scooping more of this whenever possible. Nice looking, hella loud terps that translate beautifully to crazy flavorful dabs, and an awesome balanced high that is long lasting. I rate this

Quality 9.6/10
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First Class Funk

• Lineage: Jet Fuel Gelato x GMO

• Bred By @wyeastfarms

• Cultivated by @pacificbudboys

• Sourced from @pacificbudboys

• ? • Bag appeal - medium size perfectly trimmed and buds are immaculately cured to a very de...nse texture that is extremely sticky and greasy to the touch. Olive green buds with dark green and some purple highlights throughout and a mix of thick peach and copper colored pistils and a frosty coating of resinous trichomes with majority of the outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this cut is very similar and just as delicious as the one I'm used to and even with a little extra funk. Right out of the jar your met with overtones of that signature sour earthy type funk mixed some musty dankness and JFG undertones and once busted that sweet and creamy dough becomes much stronger with a gassy finish. The taste is super funky and heavily dominated by the sour earth and musty funk with a gassy finish that gets increasingly stronger and hints of sweet creaminess beneath all that sour. Joints burn perfectly and quickly build up a nice oil ring while producing a clean white ash with very minimal peppering

• ? • High - can feel it set in behind the eyes while still smoking quickly building up to a strong head stone with a calming sense if euphoria that relieves stress alongside a body load that provides instant relaxation from head to toe while also crushing chronic aches and pains and quickly building to a strong couchlock. This is some strong stuff that remains potent throughout and is great for lazy days or evening use

• ? • Overall this is one I have been waiting for since they started this project and man did PBB ever do a phenomenal job and nailed it in every way. Great looking and frosted out bag appeal, an awesome and funky terp profile that translates perfectly, clean and greasy burning to a white ash, and potent effects. I rate this

Quality 9.75/10
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Papaya Cake Sauce

• Lineage: Papaya x Wedding Cake

• Bred by Doctor Coughee

• Processed by High Voltage Extracts

• Sourced from Bud99

• ? • A very thick amber colored sauce that appears orange when in a pile and is more like a nic...e and thick live resin which makes it extremely easy to work with and very visually appealing

• ??? • A pungent nose reeking of sweet, sour, and spicy pine needles as soon as you open the lid but agitating it releases some faint undertones of papaya and sweet Cake. Just as expected the nose carries to the taste effortlessly and very smoothly tasting of spicy pine needle overtones and very light undertones of sweet papaya and cake on the exhale

• ? • This one starts out with a cerebral onset bringing with it a strong dose of uplifting euphoria that instantly elevates your mood and eliminates anxiety and depression and is even a bit energetic at 1st. That energy dissipates rather quickly and tapers to more of a balanced high that is  calming in both mind and body with relaxation that builds but never weighs you down too much and can be consumed day or night

• ? • Overall I've had this one in the terp fridge for some time now and it was a great treat to finally pull out and once I tried it, it didn't last long. Visually appealing thick sauce, loud and pungent terps that translate very well to the smoke (I just wish the papaya and Cake terps would have come through more), and a strong balanced high. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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Fresh Water Biscotti

• Lineage: Fresh Water Taffy x Biscotti

• Bred by Reallycannarado

• Cultivated by Official Kingsmen Crew

• Sourced from Gizmocrafts

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized perfectly trimmed dense buds with ...just the right amount of sponginess are both sticky and greasy feeling with an immaculate cure. Light green buds with some darker green and purple throughout and thick orange pistils with a thick layer of frosty white trichomes with plenty of outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose is just as I remember but even a little better this time around with that unique Biscotti cookie type profile with strong gassy overtones and a fruity candy twist that is much stronger this time around. A spicy cookie flavor is mixed with those delicious candy terps for a taste that is absolutely delicious with some gas in the mix and even a hint of sandalwood type funk towards the end. Joints burn great and with a small oil ring but produce a darker colored outer ash with a salt and pepper center

• ? • High - this one hit with balanced effects from the start as there is a very euphoric and stress relieving head stone that leaves me spaced out alongside a body load that offers instant relaxation and pain relief. Remaining balanced throughout and with a good level of potency this one is great for anytime and aids in the relief of anxiety, depression, and chronic pain

• ? • Overall though not quite as nice as the 1st two batches I had with the main downfall being the ash but, this is still some amazing smoke and I really cant wait to get my hands on that Guru batch that's going around. Nice bag appeal, delicious terps that translate beautifully to the smoke, this batch had a darker ash with a greasy burn, and the strong effects I was looking for. I rate this

Quality 9/10
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Garlic Breath

• Lineage: GMO x Mendo Breath F2

• Bred by Thug Pug

• Cultivated by @nextnug_canada

• Sourced from @nextnug_canada

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized nugs with a great trim and cure are very dense and both st...icky and greasy to the touch. Dark olive and forest green buds with highlights of soft purples throughout and plenty of thick copper and orange colored pistils that are nicely covered by a layer of snowy white trichomes with many outer heads still visibly intact

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is amazing and super dank with loud and funky bad breath and garlic terps that become even more pungent and are joined by equally funky onion terps when busted. A good transition from nose to smoke with very dank earthy garlic and gas with an exhale that is mixed with some Breath terps and dank earthiness. Joints burn perfectly and instantly grease up with a nice oil ring and produce a salt and pepper colored ash

• ? • High - balanced and potent from the beginning with a powerful head high that's cloudy with pressure in the head and some euphoria paired with a warming sense of relaxation that washes over the entire body from head to toe. Before long the body load becomes very heavy and locks you in place as the head head high starts turning sedating and has my eyes burning and bloodshot and is definitely best suited as an evening smoke

• ? • Overall this was some nice Garlic Breath with nice bag appeal, dank terps that translate well to the taste, salt n pepper ash with a greasy burn, and quite the strong high. I rate this

Quality 8.75/10
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Urinal Cake

• Lineage: Puta Breath x Mr Stinky

• Bred by Thug Pug

• Cultivated by @spitfire_7.1.0

• Processed by @spitfire_7.1.0

• Sourced from @spitfire_7.1.0

• ? • Very appealing Full Spec that is a caramel color... and at room temp has a wet and greasy creamy peanut butter like texture and is fairly easy to work with for dabs but for rolling a snake you would have to do it cold which is the case for alot of hash

• ??? • A wicked terp profile on this Urinal Cake with sweet and creamy dough with overtones of minty gas and has hints of an ammonia/cat piss type funk that is nowhere near as bad as it sounds. The taste mimics the nose and is absolutely delicious with a sweet, creamy, and very cakey inhale and a sharp minty exhale that continues increasing in pungency and like the nose, has hints of that ammonia funk making for one unique and delicious terp profile.

• ? • The effects are in line with the rest and hit quickly while exhaling your dab with pressure behind the eyes to go with a calming euphoria that is paired with instant relaxation from a fast building body load. Within no time you can feel all your limbs starting to get heavier and want nothing more than to find a comfy spot to chill as the couchlock sets in and begins relieving chronic pain with some sedation to follow. This one slaps and is best suited for late afternoon/evening use

• ? • Overall this was my 1st time with this strain and what a good strain it is, I will most definitely be looking to scoop this one again whether it be flower or hash. Nice looking, a bit funky with strong terps that translate perfectly, and a strong high that lasts. I rate this

Quality 9.3/10
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Topanga Canyon OG x Zkittles Cake

• Bred by Jungle Boys

• Cultivated by Not James Franco

• Sourced from Hierbamtl

• ? • Bag appeal - small and medium sized buds that have an immaculate trim and absolute perfect cure leaving the buds dense wit...h just a slight squish that let's you know just how uber sticky and greasy feeling they are. Light and dark olive greens with light and dark purple highlights throughout and engulfed in thin and wispy dark orange pistils with some lighter and a layer of trichomes that is packed with tiny outer heads.

• ??? • Smell/Taste/Burn - the nose on this is right up my alley and quite pungent with a sweet and creamy profile that has overtones of sour fruity candy and candy gas and a touch of something dank. This one is special and the terps translate beautifully and in the exact same fashion, sweet, creamy, and doughy terps beneath the sour fruity funk with a hint of added spiciness on the exhale and all the while has some OG type dankness in the background. Absolutely delicious! Joints burn perfectly even with a small oil ring and produce a salt and pepper colored ash

• ? • High - a foggy head high that brings on light headedness and euphoria helping relieve stress and depression is nicely balanced by a slow building body load that works wonders on my chronic pain. The high continues building to medium/high potency and though it's not quite couchlocking, it still leaves you feeling very lethargic as well as heavy headed with weighted eyelids and is best suited for lazy days or late afternoon/evening use

• ? • Overall I enjoyed this one quite a bit and will definitely try it again in the future. Nice bag appeal, loud and wicked terps that translate perfectly, good burn that is a bit greasy with a salt n pepper ash, and a nice well balanced high. I rate this

Quality 9.1/10
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