This one really grew on me. At first I was certain that this was my least favourite of the 3 strains I bought, but after smoking it for a few days I’d say it is definitely up to par with the others.

My girlfriend is from Cali so I have spent quite a bit of time and smoked my fair share... of real deal Runtz out there, and I can definitely confirm that this is the real stuff. The nose is simply undeniable! Like the perfect balance of sweet candy and something a bit more decadent.

I think what turned me off at first is that the smell does not really translate to flavour like other runtz strains I have tried. That’s not to say it’s not tasty, just much more subtle than what I am used to with this strain, and as Classics pointed out it definitely seems to be leaning towards the Jet-a side of the genetics, with an ever so subtle diesel flavour. The burn however is as clean as it gets. A tiny bit harsh on the lungs but not the throat, just a potent lung expansion that feels extremely heavy.

The stone of this one is straight up spaced out. Don’t expect to do much or make any important decisions. Just straight up fuck your day up kinda weed that is literally just there to get you blasted. I smoked two joints of this in a row and took a bath and was convinced that it was the most comfortable feeling I have ever experienced. Felt like I had a billion tiny receptors all over my body tuned straight to my brain and all i could think was “how the fuck am i ever going to get out of here.

Overall just a solid weekend/night time strain that is great for when you want nothing more than to get super baked and forget your troubles
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Second order from these guys and I am incredibly pleased. Honestly, between Stashbox and Classics doing local delivery in Toronto, I don’t even feel the need to order mail order anymore haha. Feeling spoiled! This one came recommended by the guy I spoke to, and so far everything he has told me to ...get has been right on point so I’ll probably just keep asking for his recommendations every time!

The buds were a bit scraggly but in no way unappealing, just a different bud structure but still incredibly caked in crystals and with a perfect moisture. Opening the jar you are blasted with a lemon candy smell that has zero chill, this stuff was literally tickling my sinus’. Taste is thankfully a bit more subtle, not so sour but rather a bit peppery citrus, with just enough savoury flavour to balance out that lemon from being too overwhelming.

Usually i’d associate these citrusy strains with a pure sativa, but somehow this one is the exception to the rule. Feels to me like a 60/40 indica dominant, leaving you chill and content rather than jittery and in need of activities. Still makes a great morning smoke on weekends though, long as you don’t have to head out the door to do anything too important. Currently smoking on this as my first spliff of the day on my day off and I’m feeling incredibly at peace and content just listening to some new albums and cuddling my pup. Would happily pick this one up again and again
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I saw these guys pop up on instagram and reddit recently, and decided to reach out to see what the deal is, and I’m really glad i took the chance with them. Right from the get-go, the customer service was right on point. The guy I was talking to helped me through the sign up process and really wen...t above and beyond right away in terms of friendliness, recommending strains and giving me some very honest opinions on all the products. I also really appreciate that the website has some detailed smoke reports that don’t ridiculously overhype the products with silly catch phrases (heres looking at PPR) but rather telling you honestly both the positives and negatives of the smoke, and breaking down the pricing in a way that really made sense to me. This all made me feel much more secure about taking the chance on a new MOM.

Now on to the products! I’ve been meaning to try these carts forever but never pulled the trigger, so when i found out that classics had these in stock AND could do local same day delivery in Toronto, I could not resist. The strains are fruit loops, zombiez, and dark angel (and again, the guy i spoke to was extremely helpful in recommending the right ones for me). Up until now the only carts i have really tried are the shitty OCS distillate, as well as the extremely overpriced greybeard live resin ones from the legal market. This stuff was easily as good, scratch that, way better than the 70 a gram greybeard stuff. They hit HARD, to the point where i need to be careful with them despite my massive tolerance. The zombiez had me going crosseyed last night just before bed lol, and i truly felt the weight of gravity on my body. Taste is classic zombie gas with hints of watermelon and zkittles (which i believe this is crossed with). Fruit loops is an amazing hybrid that keeps me going throughout the day with a beautifully even high, a perfect 50/50 stone that is good for any time of day/night, and is probably the tastiest of the bunch. Dark angel is my least favourite of the bunch, but that’s just a personal preference thing. Definitely heavy sativa effects from it which can be a bit too heady for me and sometimes can trigger headaches if i consume too much, but if i take a hit or 2 before doing some activities it is a nice little jolt of energy, so i’ll still use it for sure just at a much slower pace than the other 2.

Super happy to have these on hand, and to have found an awesome new MOM that is a pleasure to deal with
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I saw someone post yesterday that they were not a fan of this, so thought I’d chime in since I am actually quite happy with this purchase! Take note that it was on sale for 182 and with a couple coupons and points was able to knock it down to 122, so it’s all relative. By no means would I call t...his a mind blowing exotic quad, but what I would call it is a perfect daily driver for someone like me who doesn’t necessarily need to be 10/10 baked all the time, but for the most part prefers a mellow, burnout free buzz that keeps me feeling content throughout the day in between those fancy exotics. This is a clean and lovely smoke, the terps are earthy with a bit of a garlic-y funk to it, with what I could almost describe as a salted caramel undertone which reminds me of Sacred Gardens Polynesian Thin Mints which is an all timer. The buzz is just a perfect stress relief that I enjoy the most after work when I just need to chill out but don’t necessarily want to get too high to make myself a nice meal, or take my dog to the park. The potency is probably a 7/10 which is honestly perfect for me, but if you need something heavier you might be setting yourself up for disappointment. I actually prefer this one to the death mint cookies just because that one tends to get too a bit too spacey for me and sometimes can give me headaches or anxiety if the timing isn’t right, so I’m really quite happy to have a cheap alternative to that as a daily go-to
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Another go to for me and many others in this sub for good reason. What else can be said about this that hasn’t been repeated a hundred times over? Full bodied smoke that tastes like gassy chocolate cookies, with the cleanest burn imaginable and a reliable indica stone. It is really impossible to g...row tired of this one, and at the price they were selling this at for smalls, it was an easy purchase as always. I find this stuff is perfect for evenings, though it isn’t quite heavy enough to put me to bed, though it certainly relaxed me in those hours before i decide to pass out for the night.
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My favourite sativa of all time, has become a staple for me and will continue to purchase every time I run out despite the steep price tag. Burns clean and has an unmistakeable and honestly incomparable high that is both energetic yet somehow also relaxing. No anxiety, just a full head and body vibr...ation of overall well-being. Also, at the risk of TMI, my girlfriend fondly refers to this stuff as “the horny weed” lol, and honestly I can not disagree. Smoke this with your partner and just TRY to keep your hands off each other i friggin dare ya!
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Second time buying an ounce of this at 40%, and will keep doing so as I really find it to be the perfect daytime smoke. Me and my girlfriend smoked this and played boardgames all day and found it really great for a chill stone that maintains focus and doesn’t burn you out at all. The potency is mi...ld but it is kind of nice, feels like you can smoke joint after joint of it and the taste and burn all make it a really enjoyable experience. Nothing crazy but if you enjoy a chill daytime bud in your stash than you could do much worse
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Not the best pic, but I’ll try to make up for it with a detailed review. Like many others, I bought an ounce of this stuff as it was the cheapest option to become eligible for the black friday 50% off DCM deal, and I couldn’t be happier. At 145, this was such a steal. Buds are admittedly on the ...smaller end and as others have mentioned, the nugs were a little crunchy (but not dry)! The stickiness, smell, and texture when ground up is on point though. The smell reminds me so much of violator, that fresh cut grass/piney smell I associate with the strain but maybe a little bit lighter and sweeter, and with completely different effects: whereas violator tends to put me on my ass and gets me to sleep at night time, I find this stuff to be perfect for any time of the day. Lately i’ve been using this for my wake and bakes when i feel like something a bit more stoney than my usual red congo. Clear headed and easy going, I’d say this is a little bit sativa leaning but without any sort of anxiety. Not super potent, but sometimes a nice mild strain is exactly what i want, and this does the trick for me. I definitely would not pick this up at regular price, but for the price I bought it I would consider it an incredible deal. Q: 7.5 V:10
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Apologies for blurry flash pic! Really enjoying this stuff, even more than I thought I would. Definitely holds it’s own against the other staples from high grade. I think while the DMC and DCM are probably a little bit better objectively just in terms of uniqueness and overall quality, this stuff ...might be the perfect balance between the two for me as the DMC actually can give me a little bit of anxiety sometimes and the DCM puts me right to bed. This one I can smoke just about any time. It has that same punch you in the face high as the death mint cookies but is definitely a bit more grounded with the indica rockstar side of things. Taste is very similar too, but leaning more towards the sweet gasoline pungent then mint cookies. On sale with points this was I think 145 which, as usual, is an incredible deal from HGA. Aside from the scraggly appearance, this is another one that checks all the boxes for me
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At this point I can confidently say that HGA’s red congo is my number 1 sativa at all time, and the very definition of desert island weed. If i had to smoke only one strain during the day for the rest of my life, this is it. As others have mentioned it has an almost root beer like flavor to it, an...d a smoothness to the smoke that is just incomparable. The high is perfect, you just feel perfectly in the zone with zero anxiety or stress, with a focus and clarity that makes this easy to smoke no matter what task you have to complete after. I was hesitating to pay full price for this one as I was hoping for another smalls deal for 100 bucks cheaper, but if any weed is worth the tag, it’s this. Plus it’s nice to have a jar full of these larger, beautiful nugs to admire. Buying this stuff feels like investing in happiness and peace of mind lol
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