Gelato It was an easy choice to start off this line up of reviews with Gelato as it’s been one of my favourite hybrids since day 1. Sporting a darker colour profile with shades of greens and purples, this Gelato is coated in a layer of ...greasy trichomes with a scarce amount of stubby orange pistils. A long and conical bud structure that holds in a good amount of moisture and stickiness. Very well cured but the trim could be just a smidge tighter.
This Gelato offers a sweet and creamy aroma profile that almost smells like a lotion of sorts. Breaking it apart introduces subtle notes of citrus and earth to the mix. The terps translate to flavour, providing those same sweet and creamy notes that are followed by hints of citrus and earth. While not the terpiest Gelato I’ve had it’s still quite tasty and super smooth smoking.
Fairly potent hybrid effects, producing strong heady sensations that are accompanied by joyful bouts of euphoria. Relaxing as well, providing quite the lackadaisical buzz. It gets stronger over time and can easily have you locked into the couch with your motivation quickly diminishing. Doesn’t however leave you too tired, which is great for lounging out or watching some after dinner tv.
OG Shark This OG Shark sports dense and chunky structured buds that are greasy and finely trimmed. Forest green in colour with hues of purple, both overshadowed by a mix of dark orange pistils and a heavy dusting of frosty white trichomes. Perfectly cured with an optimal moisture level as the buds are real sticky and form a kinetic sand like clump when they are ground up. Rolls itself in a joint as it glues itself to the paper.
A very pungent smelling strain, with a profile that emits heavy notes of sweet kush and rich pine, followed by strong undertones of gas and musky earth with some peppery accents as well. The terps become further pronounced when smoked, delivering thick and flavorful plumes of gas and pine with an earthy, musky, spicy kush finish. Heavy on the lungs, yet still fairly smooth and forgiving, all while burning a clean light ash with a hefty oil ring.
Your typical indica high but with more emphasis on the sedative, physical effects. It’s very heady at first however, with mellow, euphoric vibes that go hand in hand with it’s buzzing body high. Heavily relaxing and calming, all while leaving you peacefully glued to the couch. It progresses into a real lazy and zoned out stone that can eventually result in a long nap.
G Wiz An aesthetically pleasing batch of G Wiz, producing moderately sticky nugs that display shades of light and forest greens that are heavily populated by thick clusters of orange hairs. Abundantly frosty as well, with an impressive amount of milky trichomes, sporting some of the most caked looking sugar leaf I ever did see. Dense in structure and very nicely cured.
Powerful and pungent aromas of sweet herbal pine complimented by rich floral overtones. Translates superbly over to the taste but with an added creaminess, further complimenting the floral pine terps. Savoury and slightly gassy at times, resulting in an extremely palatable smoke. Smooth for the most part, though the burn could be a touch better as it leaves a behind a darker grey ash.
Potent, hybrid-like effects that begin immediately with a wave of heady sensations right after the initial toke. Very uplifting and euphoric, providing mood enhancing qualities followed by social vibes. Great for anytime of the day as it leaves you heavily medicated, yet functional enough to stay active. It could potentially leave one a little tired afterwards depending on tolerance. Probably my favourite out of these samples except for the burn.
Mike Tyson This Mike Tyson is quite easy on the eyes and looks the exact same as other times I’ve had it. Finely trimmed, well cured nugs, displaying shades of pine green, accented by dark purple sugar leaf and thin, fiery orange pistils. Heavily greasy and frosty, packing a healthy amount of intact trichome heads inside and out. Very dense as well, with a sticky and gooey structure that requires some effort when prying a bud apart.
Deep notes of sweet diesel gas accented by hints of herbal pine, growing stronger when broken up. It just doesn’t seem as loud and pungent as the OG Shark or Pink Kush. Translates finely over to the taste, producing dank flavours of diesel and pine, followed by hints of earth and spices. Extremely enjoyable as it’s effortlessly smooth on the inhale, allowing for some larger than average tokes. Burns clean as well, leaving behind a light ash and decent sized oil ring.
Not a high that wastes much time getting to work, feeling the effects almost instantly in the form of a buzzing pressure behind the eyes that eventually spreads to the rest of the body. Very relaxing and couch locking as well, making it insanely easy to get stuck in a lazy state. Definitely recommend for evening use with it’s indica dominant characteristics.
Grandmaster Tuna This Grandmaster Tuna arrived as a dense, 3 gram nug, sporting various shades of forest greens and purples, all accented by thin fiery pistils. Neatly trimmed and very frosty, displaying a tight and compact layer of milky trich heads. Also nicely cured as the buds are heavily sticky and resinous, making it especially easy to clog your grinder if you aren’t mindful of how much you’re putting in.
A pungently dank profile producing strong notes of skunky kush accented by hints of earth and fuel. Very robust and almost funky at times, paying homage to the tuna in its lineage. Translates accurately to the taste, providing rich flavours of herbal gas followed by a tuna kush dankness on exhale. Really makes for a pleasant and smooth smoke despite the expansiveness. Burns decently clean too, leaving behind a grey ash that’s complimented by a greasy resin ring.
The high this one offers leans heavily to the indica side, producing relaxing and lethargic vibes that are complimented by a mellow, slow thinking head stone. A few tokes is all you need to feel it’s narcotic effects and perhaps all you need to call it a night as it can indeed lead to some sedation, especially with a lower tolerance. Would recommend for evening use or those times where you want to lazily veg out during the day.
MAC #1 x Dosidos Love the cross on this strain, bringing together the likes of MAC #1 and Dosidos to create a dessert inspired powerhouse. Arriving in smaller sized buds that have an ultra dense and tight composition to them and weigh much heavier than one would initially guess. Displaying a vibrant light green appearance and a plethora of inviting orange pistils that heavily stand out in contrast. Decent trichome coverage as well, followed by a terrific cure and trim. Prying open the rock solid nugs reveal a semi sticky texture that is far from dry but also not of grinder clogging status.
Savoury and pungent notes of creamy, fruity citrus, followed by hints of spices that seem to get more pronounced with each sniff. I’ve always loved the profile of MAC and MAC #1 but the inclusion of Dosidos takes it to the next level. Translates over to the taste, providing those same sweet and creamy flavours of fruity citrus and peppery funk, filling the air with such lovely and distinct MAC aromas. Very smooth smoking with zero harshness, providing a milky smoke, light coloured ash, and decently sized oil ring.
A potent sativa hybrid buzz that first begins with a surging and euphoria induced head stone that’s eventually met with mellow, calming qualities as well. Really gives you that head in the clouds feeling, making your thoughts clash with each other. It’s not overbearing however and can sometimes act the opposite way depending on what you’re doing and instead offer more of a focused high. Perfect for daytime use as it leaves you uplifted and functional without the common sativa anxiety/racy effects.
Rest in Peace Arriving in mostly smaller sized nugs, this Rest In Peace was a difficult one to get a good depiction when judging it’s overall appeal. Buds are comprised of faded dark purples and greens, highlighted by peach coloured pistils and milky white trichomes. Moderately dense, though just a tad crispy on the outsides. I imagine this was sticky at one point but it’s now easily breakable by hand. Also a touch leafy in spots.
The profile on this one is strangely unique and took some getting used to. Aromas of sour berries and flowers, followed by a bitter, skunky finish. Quite funky, especially when smoked, where it delivers flavours of bitter fruit and earth. Not my most sought after profiles, but unique nonetheless. The smoke is rather smooth but looses some points for a darker ash.
Fairly potent in effects, producing a mellow, euphoric head stone that bodes well with it’s complimenting couch lock. Instantly eases away any stress or negativity with it’s soothing, carefree nature. Can easily lead to a long and restful nap if not used to sedating indicas.
Pink Kush A very sticky and greasy batch of Pink Kush, packed with resinous trichome heads that leave the fingers coated after handling. Showcasing a dark green appearance that’s met with streaks of purple and a multitude of thin copper pistils. Excellent cure with a neat trim as well. This one is definitely suited for the use of a grinder where it breaks up to an ideal texture that makes for effortless joint rolling.
Dank aromas of earth and gas that are met with undertones of floral-vanilla. Very pungent yet sweet, being my preferred pink profile. The taste is identical, providing a thick and robust smoke that carries over notes of gas and floral earth with subtle vanilla intricacies. Not harsh but very heavy, needing a couple minutes to recuperate after a large exhale but more so in a bong than a joint where it’s a little more forgiving. The burn is slow and greasy, producing a salt and pepper ash that is consistent from start to finish.
A heavy and potent mix of physical and cerebral effects, both coming together to form a full bodied, indica leaning stone. Heady and euphoric at first, providing a real zoned out and spacey high. It’s not long where the couch lock kicks in, thus leaving you peaceful and content to remain relaxed. Not a real knockout, giving this pk the leniency to be smoked even in the afternoon.
Steve Hurkle Got to try out a few different strains from Onyx Phenos recently along with a couple edibles as well. This is Steve Hurkle, their staple indica and a crossing of Tahoe Og x Harlequin x Querkle.... Arriving very sticky and healthy looking, sporting a vibrant shade of green that’s followed up by darker green sugar leaves and a forest of twisting orange pistils. Terrific trichome coverage with minimal signs of handling, leaving the surface coated and greasy looking. A little extra sugar leaf but nothing major and the cure is great. I did find a few seeds in this sample which they do mention on their site but it seems like it would be more than 3-4 per ounce as listed considering I found three alone in one gram. It would be a bonus if they were viable but they don’t seem to be.
The aroma and flavour profile on this one is similar to Familia Funk if I had to compare it to a strain I had recently as they have many relatives in common. A combination of sweet earth and skunk with sharp undertones of fuel and spicy kush. Definitely a little funky like Steve Urkel himself. Joints burn with a decent sized oil ring and produce a salt and pepper ash, making for a smooth and enjoyable smoke.
I can see why this one is advertised as not for lightweights as it instantly changed my mood and brought on a flurry of yawns. Very stoney, euphoric effects, leaving the eyes low and the head heavy on the shoulders. Normally I would put this to the test again but the sample only allowed for a single session. There’s definitely some heavy indica potential with this one however.
Crunk Boat This Crunk Boat is a wicked cross of Purple Urkle x Bubba Kush x Tina bred by ExoticGenetix. Fluffy, light green buds that are topped with a vast amount of winding orange hairs and sticky trichomes. Some gentle purple streaks can be seen throughout as well. I did find a couple premature seeds in this one too as listed on the site.
A very interesting profile on this crunk boat, providing aromas consisting of sweet and funky berries accented by skunky gas. It subtly translates over to the taste though it’s ultimately jeopardized by the harsher smoke and darkish burn. This is unfortunate because there is definitely potential to be had but the flush and cure are a little off.
It packs a decent potency with very heady and uplifting effects, delivering social and mood boosting qualities that bode well for pretty much any time of the day as it remains very functional through the the entirety of it’s high.
UBC Chemo (Reno Chemo Pheno) This UBC Chemo is a select pheno of Remo Chemo and another one of Onyx Phenos staple strains. Possibly even their golden child as it ended up being my favourite of the three strains I tried. Beautiful, greasy appearance to these forest green buds, equipped with a heavy amount of resinous trichomes and light coloured pistils. Dense and sticky to the touch, basically rolling itself in a joint. Decent trim and cure to round it all up minus the extra foliage.
The profile of this UBC Chemo is very reminiscent of Bubba which I believe is in it’s genetics. Very earthy and sour, accented by dank notes of pine and kush. I like to refer to this terp profile as ’sweaty kush’, as it’s so pungent and musky, especially on exhale where it’s met with hints of sour pine. Definitely an acquired taste as it really does sting the senses. Clean burning and smooth smoking, resulting in a light ash and oily resin ring.
This one offers a slow building, yet potent high, excelling in physical effects and providing full body relaxation. It’s also paired with calming and sedating qualities that can offer some pain relief in larger amounts. Cerebrally uplifting as well, allowing you to peacefully drift off while glued to the couch. Definitely a strain to save for evenings as it can put one in a physically lazy state.
Classic Frosted Brownie 250mg This frosted brownie was a deliciously scrumptious treat that arrived extremely fresh and moist with a very subtle cannabis aftertaste. Definitely needs some discipline to not immediately devour straight away.
The effects were rather light however after consuming half, with the other half following a short while after. I did feel a euphoric and elated buzz kicking in minutes into eating the first 175mg but it plateaued after 20-30 min and resurfaced upon eating the second half for another short while. Perhaps more suited towards lower tolerance individuals or those not looking to get completely obliterated.
Lemon Blueberry Streusel Muffin 250mg Just like the Brownie I previously reviewed, this Lemon Blueberry Streusel Muffin was absolutely delicious. Not even in a ’delicious for an edible type way’ but just delicious. Super fresh and soft too with a moist bite and next to zero weed flavour. The only thing is that it arrived a little squished.
I found the potency and effects to be minor however and I’m not sure I would consider it to be a 250mg dosing. I ate the entire muffin after eating the brownie in two separate halves and wanted to see if it would hit harder but the results were similar. A light to medium euphoric high that sticks around for a solid 30 minutes before plateauing and dissipating. Definitely a tasty treat but not much more than that.
*These samples were provided for honest and unbiased reviews. I simply had to cover shipping.*
Ships out from BC and made it to Ontario in three quick days. The products all arrived in a nice plastic container/tupperware that I’ll definitely be keeping, and were all vacuum sealed as well. It was then packaged and sent in a bubble mai...ler. No smell whatsoever and nothing was squished.
King Tut (Quad, Hand Trimmed) I’ve had the pleasure of reviewing CAMMP’s in house King Tut twice now and I can ultimately say the consistency is right up to par. Wicked bag appeal as the buds are hand trimmed and fantastically cured with tons of full headed trichomes. They display a mix of light and dark greens that are accented by subtle purple streaks and winding, blazing orange pistils that give these buds heaps of personality. The buds aren’t insanely sticky to the touch but still have a decent texture to them and far from dry.
No mistaking this one’s very sativa influenced profile. Citrusy, herbal, and peppery all at the same time with some underlying hints of skunk. While tame at first, there is a pungent diesel-sharpness that manages to come out, and especially once the buds are broken apart. Smooth and easy to take fat hauls of, providing a clean burn with a light coloured ash and decent oil ring.
The high is very sativa leaning with talkative and energetic characteristics that are mood lifting and clear headed. Ideal for being functional and active throughout the day without having the fear of a burnout. There’s also some slight relaxation but moreso mentally as you’re not left with anxiety or paranoia like some sativas. They really have this one dialed in nicely.
Duke Nukem (Quad, Hand Trimmed) Lineage : Chernobyl x Chemmando
This CAMMP in house Duke Nukem is some very visually stunning flower, even more so than the last time I reviewed it. The colours are identical but these buds seem to have a tighter and larger bud structure. Minty, sage green buds that are heavily blanketed in full, undisturbed trichomes along with shades of violet purple that contrast with it’s vibrant orange hairs. They are carefully and exquisitely hand trimmed to a tee and cured to perfection just like last time. Advertised as small batch and tops only.
Besides the looks, everything else was spot on and consistent to my previous experience with this Duke Nukem. A blend of earthy and piney notes followed by woody, berry undertones. There is also a richness to it that I can best describe as buttery. It translates accurately with some added notes of skunk on exhale that gives the smoke a sharp, acrid kick to it. The burn is mostly on the white side with a sprinkling of pepper, producing a resinous oil ring very quickly.
A sativa influenced high that is super heady and uplifted, taking little time to effectively kick in. There’s also a sense of relaxation that settles in after a few minutes, leaving you free of any anxious or paranoid feelings like some racey sativas can bring on. Decently long lasting and very enjoyable, especially if you like to wake and bake, keeping you active and functional throughout the day with no burnout at all.
GG#4 Starting with a classic strain in this next round of reviews. This in house Gorilla Glue #4 from CAMMP arrived in mostly popcorn sized buds with a few medium sized ones as well. They are mainly light and olive green in colour, with a healthy amount of trichomes and orange-red hairs. Some buds are a little darker in complexion with more of a forest green look and even touches of purple. They are slightly on the sticky side, followed by a neat trim.
The nose is a little muted at first, mostly smelling of pepper and earth. Breaking a bud apart releases more traditional glue notes with aromas of sweet pine. It’s also very much the same when smoked, offering a mix of sweet pine and earth with hints of pepper on the exhale. It’s easy on the throat and lungs, burning with a light coloured ash and producing a modestly sized oil ring in a joint.
I found the effects to be quite sativa leaning at first with mellow, uplifting characteristics and a cerebral head high. It’s soon followed by a calming, relaxing body stone that isn’t sedating at all. One of those strains that can be smoked at anytime of the day and is especially good for gaming and movies or just kicking back at home.
Gelato A strain I’ve had countless times but never gets old as it’s a true favorite of mine. This Gelato from Monkey Budz is very easy on the eyes, displaying soft greens that appear even lighter due to a greasy coating of milky white trichomes. Followed... by clusters of vibrant orange hairs and faint purple streaks throughout. A decent density to the buds as well which hold in a good amount of stickiness.
Classic Gelato profile on this one offering a sweet dessert creaminess that’s further complimented by soft citrus subtleties. Such a pleasant combination of pronounced terpenes that translate over to a tee when smoked. Produces some thick clouds in the bong as it’s very milky yet remains smooth on exhale. It greases up rather quickly in a joint and burns to a light coloured ash.
Another reason I love this strain is for the high as it’s so easy going, relaxing, and uplifting. It really does seems like the perfect hybrid as it offers a great balance of cerebral and euphoric effects that can pull one out of a lousy mood all while still being potent and long lasting. A fantastic daytime/evening treat and a lovely representation of this strain by Next Level Farms.
Love Potion I’ve had my fair share of Love Potion’s over the years and it was one of my very first MoM orders ever. This is a decent rendition of it overall. The buds have a plump and chunky appearance with a real density to them rather than the typical long-sativa structure. Sticky and frosty with substantial amounts of winding orange hairs that overshadow it’s forest green complexion. Nicely trimmed and cured as well.
It surely smells like a Love Potion with super explosive notes of zesty lemon citrus followed by skunky-herbal undertones. , The taste was a bit more subtle but still there, offering mild tangy-citrus flavours with a slightly peppery exhale. Very smooth and easy on the lungs despite it’s robust smoke, burning to a light grey ash.
The potency is also decent as the rush of sativa effects begin quickly, forming a buzzing and hazy head high. Very energetic and stimulating stuff, promoting functionality and encouraging activity. No burn out whatsoever, proving to once again be a great daytime smoke.
Sour Diesel Sour Diesel used to be such a household name but has taken quite the backseat with all the crazy exotics around. This batch takes on a more classic approach, with neatly trimmed buds that sport a round structure. Mainly forest green in colour, accompanied by copper orange pistils and a decent layer of trichomes. Sticky and firm as you can feel the density of the buds when trying to break them apart. My only qualm is that I found a premature seed which definitely can be annoying, especially when it goes unnoticed and pops in a joint or bong bowl.
The profile is also a depiction of a classic sour diesel, delivering notes of diesel followed by hints of herbs and sour earth. The diesel really dominates the taste with a sour earthy smoke that can be just slightly overwhelming on big hauls. It burns slightly on the salt and pepper side with a moderate resin ring.
The high is a fine example of a strain that actually provides an energetic and invigorating buzz. Heady and stimulating tendencies that really urge you into being functionally active. Feels like a waste to just sit around after smoking as the uplifting effects are perfect for outdoors and social environments. Great daytime strain.
Super Lemon Haze I’ve rarely had Super Lemon Haze and though I’m not particularly a fan of anything haze, this one was actually decent. The buds are dense and pinecone shaped, sporting a light green colour with many orange hairs and milky trichomes. Sticky and neatly trimmed with minimal leaf, though perhaps just a tad on the older side as there is some slight oxidation within the buds.
The terps are strong and pronounced, providing notes of lemons, almost like a lemon rind, with hints of tropical haze and a funky cheesiness. The taste is more on the subtle side, with hints of sweet lemon accented by earthy tones. Not the smoothest smoke as it is a little acrid and overwhelming, prompting a slight throat tickle. Produces a salt and pepper ash in a joint.
The high comes on real quick setting in right between the eyes while delivering a hazy headiness. Stronger than most sativas I’ve tried, though perhaps a little shortlived. Very uplifting with a great social vibe nonetheless, providing an energetic and functional high that doesn’t leave you burned out afterwards.
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Taking two capsules (60mg) put me an extremely relaxing and calm state mentally and physically. I didn’t have any muscle pains or soreness at the time but it definitely helped my parents who only needed 30mg with various aches and general malaise. They have been using CBD for some time now and it benefits them more than it does myself without a doubt. It does aid with nerves and anxiety which I can see being extremely helpful as well and sometimes a great alternative to certain meds.
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https://i.imgur.com/w30hz1i.jpg https://i.imgur.com/RdbuEiu.jpg https://i.imgur.com/RkLz0Ko.jpg https://i.imgur.com/1wQGeDV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LASsHRe.jpg It’s been a while since last trying The Wholesome Monkey and this Layer Cake is part of their new lineup of quad rated flower. They are offered in 3.5 gram increments with the option to add any flavour of Backwoods. I went with the Russian Creams as they are definitely one of my favourites.
Gorgeous bag appeal on these greasy, colourful nugs with a blend of dark and light greens that are highlighted by purple streaks and purple accented sugar leaf. All coated in a layer of fat, milky trichomes and dark orange pistils. Dense and super sticky with an excellent cure and trim. It grinds up beautifully and rolls itself in a joint.
A crossing of the extremely potent GMO x Wedding Cake x TK Skunk (Triangle Kush X Skunk #1) Based on the lineage I already knew what kind of funkyness I was in for. Super funky to be exact with those pungent GMO terps really coming through and giving it a dank, earthy backing with some added hints of wedding cake. The taste is extremely similar to how it smells but even more pronounced as the GMO dominates the flavour and can even come across as overwhelming or off putting but only in the best way possible. Heavy hitting stuff, delivering a lung punching smoke that isn’t harsh just super thick. It burns with a lovely white ash and even a small joint will produce a crazy oil ring.
Lastly, the high. Anything with GMO usually messes me up and this Layer Cake definitely did the trick and then some. Potent and powerful effects that start off in the form of a spacey, zoned out head high. Very easy to get distracted as it makes the mind wander from subject to subject. It eventually settles into a relaxing, couch locking buzz that definitely has the potential to put one to bed early depending on tolerance and amount smoked. This one was a first for me and it surely won’t be a last as it left a great impression.
https://i.imgur.com/YxCmDkm.jpg https://i.imgur.com/KWh4IsN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/scZOErJ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/M0TzrcJ.jpg This Frost Monster from TWM is a mouthwatering cross of MAC x Layer Cake. It’s the first i’ve ever heard of this strain and I have to say it’s right down my alley especially as it contains the Layer Cake that I reviewed prior. First off, the appeal is superb, with immaculately trimmed buds that are dense, sticky, and cured to perfection. Lovely variety of colours, with soft minty greens highlighted by purple streaks and orange hairs. Heavily frosted with tons of milky white trichomes that simply allow the bud to sparkle when broken up. Right off the bat you can tell that this flower was grown with love and care.
The aroma and taste are exactly what would be expected from this cross. A pungent mix of sweet cookies followed by sharp GMO undertones of earth and herbs followed by a certain creamyness. Real fragrant and flavourful, delivering a smoke that lingers long on the pallet as well as in the air. Very smooth as well, allowing for big bong rips with ease but the heaviness of the smoke is definitely felt in the chest. The burn was terrific as well, producing a significant oil ring and fluffy white ash.
When it comes to the high It offers a myriad of potent effects that all begin with a powerful mental stone that is extremely dreamy and spaced out. The type of high where you don’t want to do anything that requires thinking as collecting thoughts can seem like a task and it just makes more sense to throw on some music instead. Euphoric and mood elevating with just enough of a relaxing vibe to feel slightly couch locked but never had me the least bit tired. I’m starting to realize MAC crosses just rule and this one definitely proved it again.
Strawberry Shortcake Live Resin
https://i.imgur.com/61Efg4b.jpg https://i.imgur.com/PlCTYWC.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ueuxRJv.jpg https://i.imgur.com/JplJ41v.jpg This Strawberry Shortcake Live Resin by Honeydip Extracts arrived in a glass concentrate jar that was then sealed in plastic. Opening the lid reveals it’s golden yellow appearance and saucy consistency that contains a fair share of small to medium sized diamonds. Very easy to handle and work with as the diamonds are coated in a gooey, saucy goodness and stick to the dab tool effortlessly.
A very accurate terpene profile to it’s name as this live resin smells like sweet, creamy strawberries. Reminds me more of candy than cake as it’s so fruity. I found the flavours to really come through as well, offering sweet notes of strawberries with slight earthy accents. A tiny bit goes a long way and produces clouds that feel effortless on the exhale as it’s so smooth.
The high is very elevated and uplifted, making one feel happy and outgoing like a peppy sativa can. It’s hybrid characteristics eventually add some mild relaxation to the mix but it never feels heavy or sedating. Perfect for a daytime dab session as it promotes being active and functional all while offering a decent potency.
Super Lemon Haze Diamonds & Sauce
https://i.imgur.com/iEmhkI7.jpg https://i.imgur.com/31kcycr.jpg https://i.imgur.com/zvc3C9T.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wIz9m55.jpg A very nice colour and consistency to this Super Lemon Haze by Honeydip Extracts. Arriving in one juicy glob containing a multitude of micro diamonds that are swimming in sauce. Extremely easy to handle and scoop up as it’s not runny and the sauce holds the diamonds to the dab tool like glue. A tiny bit got up into the plastic seal but it was very minimal and easily gathered.
The smell upon opening the lid was like actual lemon candy or a lemon head to be exact. Very sweet and citrusy and it tasted the exact same when dabbed. It dabbed clean and wasn’t necessarily harsh but the vapour it produced was lung expanding and acrid which I’ve found before with haze strains. Still quite tasty and enjoyable at around 500 on the enail.
An extremely heady and hazy high that’s felt right after the first dab. The energetic vibe it offers and tendency to be very talkative can’t be ignored as it’s super uplifting and social. Definitely sativa dominant in every way with very few physical traits other than a slight relaxation towards the end of the high.
Shipped very quickly and made it from BC to ON in three business days. Packaged in a plastic Tupperware style container that was then placed within a bubble mailer. All the contents were vacuum sealed as well with no aromas.
https://i.imgur.com/Hn6FpFr.jpg https://i.imgur.com/EhioNOk.jpg https://i.imgur.com/F6zRDGG.jpg https://i.imgur.com/j7s8Vpq.jpg More Cowbell. A strain I have yet to come across even though it has quite the classic reputation as it’s a pairing of fan favourite Girl Scout Cookies and the old-school Hash Plant. This one from CAMMP consisted of small to medium sized buds that were dense and compact in nature and very well trimmed. Mainly light green in colour with some buds appearing darker green. Also some very faint purple hues in certain areas that are hidden underneath it’s blanket of extremely long stalked trichomes. The heads themselves aren’t as bountiful and smaller in size but there are still a good share of them. The cure is very well done, leaving the buds with a good amount of moisture and stickiness. I did one mature seed so far after going through a few grams but I consider that a win as this is a strain I would love to grow from bag seed.
The aroma/flavour profile of this strain is very familiar yet different at the same time. It’s mostly influenced by it’s Girl Scout Cookie lineage in the smell, offering sharp, peppery notes that are followed by sweet, earthy undertones. It’s in the flavour that the Hash Plant makes it’s present felt. It starts off with sweet, peppery GSC nuances that are quickly met with sour earth and hints of mint. It was extremely smooth on the lungs and throat which made for huge bong rips and milky clouds. The ash was salt and pepper when smoked in a joint.
I’ve never reviewed a strain that had such accurate descriptions of the high and it played out in the exact same fashion. Starting with a surging head stone that had me all kinds of spaced out, making It a challenge to keep focus on any one thing. The cerebral intensity dies down after a short while and settles into more of a euphoric and relaxing body stone. It has slight couch locking tendencies if you are already tired to begin with but besides that it can easily be an all purpose smoke.
https://i.imgur.com/5fWqQrb.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QSnhmu4.jpg https://i.imgur.com/CHvjZWy.jpg Next up by CAMMP is their in house Death Bubba. Showcasing a dark forest green complexion with many thick orange hairs that stand out in contrast. Not the greasiest or frostiest looking but still contains a decent level of trichs. Small to medium sized nugs that have a firm density to them with a slightly crisp exterior and sticky interior.
The profile of this Death Bubba gives off dank aromas of fresh earth and pine that are met with a subtle gas when broken up. Not really the loudest but it’s certainly getting more pronounced and pungent with jar time. It burns to a light salt and pepper ash in a joint and delivers a smooth smoke with no harshness.
This one took a little while to fully kick in as it’s mostly heady at first but you can eventually feel the tingling body buzzing effects working their way from the feet up. Not much of a functional or get things done kind of high as the only thing it promotes is a sluggish trip to the couch as one would expect from a good ol’ Death Bubba.
Girl Scout Cookies Flower Rosin
https://i.imgur.com/jstGku2.jpg https://i.imgur.com/UgNclUf.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9yd2Xhl.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ojdPozY.jpg This Girl Scout Cookies flower Rosin is produced in house by CAMMP and will be the first time reviewing one of their concentrates. Appearing a bit dark in it’s natural shape but thinning it out reveals it’s coffee like colour. It’s extremely sticky and liquidy at warmer temps so handling it takes some finesse. I did notice some plant particulates that left some residue in the banger but nothing major.
The aromas are a little muted so there isn’t much in the smell department until the rosin itself is played with a bit where it releases notes of sweet earth. Not the most robust of flavours but I did find it rather smooth with the same characteristics I get when smoking GSC flower. A sweet, earthy cookie taste with a peppery finish. It didn’t make me cough at all and produced tons of vapour off a small amount.
I definitely found the high to be it’s strong suit as it’s quite potent and hits immediately. A strong wave of cerebral, heady effects that leave one feeling zoned out and very easily distracted. These are eventually paired with more relaxed, euphoric qualities that give it a real hybrid type vibe that’s good for virtually any time of the day.
(note: I transfered the rosin into my own glass jar as I generally do not like to store concentrates in silicone.)
Shipping was quick from BC to Ontario making it in the standard three days. Arrived safe and aroma free.
Mendo Blue Dream
https://i.imgur.com/i45fDHx.jpg https://i.imgur.com/eofblxK.jpg https:/.../i.imgur.com/9AvyV27.jpg This one is a unique cross between staple strains Mendocino Purple x Blue Dream and one that I’ve rarely seen around. The buds are dense and tightly structured, displaying olive green tones with soft purple streaking. The combination of colours really allow the fiery orange hairs to pop. Sticky and very frosty with plenty of greasy, undisturbed trichomes, and decently trimmed with little remaining sugar leaf.
The aroma profile is pretty unique as well, providing prominent notes of ripened berries, earth, and herbs which in turn form together to create a sweet, yet bitter red wine fragrance. Almost comparable to the hops in beer as well. Doesn’t fully transition to the taste but it’s still enjoyable, producing an exhale that is blue dream dominant. Smooth and clean burning, leaving behind a light grey ash.
Definitely a hybrid based high that offers a medley of mental and physical effects. Very uplifting yet mellow, giving you a good mix of cheerfulness and relaxation. An ideal buzz for socializing or gaming as it keeps you functional and engaged with no desire to feel lazy or tired.
https://i.imgur.com/JfW5ZQ3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/bJy8XsA.jpg A classic cross of Blueberry x Northern lights. Dense, chunky buds that are moderately frosty and greasy with healthy amounts of resinous trichomes. Light green in colour with darker green sugar leaves, accented by rusty orange pistils. A little crisp on the outside but sticky to the touch within.
The nose is mild but pleasant, offering notes of sweet blueberries and earth, followed by undertones of pine. There’s also a subtle dankness that gives off a gassy impression. Translates decently to the taste with a mild berry exhale followed by hints of wood and earth. It smokes very smoothly in both bong and joint, producing a darker ash but doesn’t seem to effect flavour. (Edit : Smoked another joint and I’m not much of a fan of how it burns. It doesn’t effect the taste or make it harsh like I mentioned but it does want to keep going out if you aren’t constantly puffing)
It delivers a very calming and relaxing high with mellow, euphoric effects that are perfect for kicking it back. Not much sedation either as it’s a creative and focused buzz but has the potential to be a couch locker in larger amounts. I did notice the high was a little short lived however which is the only knock on it but I do acknowledge I have a high tolerance so it all depends on the individual too as my sister really seemed to love it.
Durban Poison Live Resin
https://i.imgur.com/IsqBfvY.jpg https://i.imgur.com/rQompC0.jpg https://i.imgur.com/0xgUGyl.jpg Up next from Shades of Green, this lovely classic, Durban Poison Live Resin. Sporting a vibrant peach orange colour that has the consistency and texture of a fruit puree. Slightly grainy but overall very creamy and soft. Extremely easy to work with as it’s not runny and very manageable.
The aromas emerge from the jar as soon as the plastic seal cap is removed and has notes of sweet citrus and pepper. The taste is similar but with added flavours of pine and earth. Really reminds me of the flower itself. Super smooth and clean with a tiny blob going a long way as it offers a satisfying dab.
Exactly the high one would expect from this old-school sativa. Very clear headed and focused with mood enhancing, energetic effects that make for the perfect choice when the day calls for being active.
Sour Diesel Diamonds
https://i.imgur.com/q95H52K.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ItSHDrq.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LwHRj2O.jpg Next up are these Sour Diesel Diamonds from Shades of Green. A coarse, granular texture and consistency from clusters of smaller diamonds that cling to one another. Moving them around with a dab tool reminds me of crushed ice in a snow cone. A scooper type is definitely recommended and makes handling a ton easier.
Not a whole lot going on in the terpene department which is normal of THCA diamonds unless mixed with a sauce of course. It has a generic subtle sweetness that is similar to dabbing CBD. This stuff seems to be very concentrated as well as even a small amount can give a surprisingly large dab. Super smooth but can cause a slight throat tickle minutes after exhaling.
The high is extremely heady and one dimensional being THCA, bringing on a rush of cerebral effects. A very stoney and in the zone type of high where you can really focus all your attention on to something but multiple things cause your thoughts to race. Similar to smoking a powerful sativa. Overall quite an enjoyable daytime high with functional but potent effects.
Diamond Dust OG Shatter
https://i.imgur.com/X5Dz7SV.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9ZDprW8.jpg Very neatly packaged shatter, arriving in an envelope sleeve and placed within a piece of parchment. The appearance and colour of the shatter itself is of a red-amber complexion kind of resembling maple syrup. The texture is very much pull and snap with a malleable consistency unless exposed to colder temps. Makes gathering a dab super easy as it doesn’t fly or explode everywhere.
Hard to find an exact lineage but I’ve seen it’s Sour Bubble x Matrix 2 on a few sites. Not the terpiest of profiles unlike their White Widow Haze which I really enjoyed. Instead It offers more of a generic shatter taste and by that I mean it’s quite earthy and herbal dominant. It did dab very smooth however and produced a ton of vapour with a small chunk.
The high is mainly a body based one with subtle heady effects but it focuses on the relaxing side more than anything. 1 or 2 dabs is enough to have me slouched back into my chair without a want to do anything strenuous or active. Not too much of a burn out factor afterwards even though it can be a couch locker.
Widow Haze Shatter
https://i.imgur.com/tAupMm6.jpg https://i.imgur.com/CFkf82f.jpg This golden coloured shatter is a pairing of two classics, White Widow and Silver Haze. Also a pull and snap consistency like the Diamond Dust OG I previously reviewed. Perhaps just a little more delicate as it’s thinner and a colder room temperature can make it a little brittle.
The terpene profile of this shatter is exactly what I would expect from it’s lineage with the White Widow being the dominant parent. A mix of berry, lavender, and spices make up the taste which results in a flavourful, smooth dab at my ideal temperature of 525.
A little bit of a creeper high in the sense that it’s very clear headed and focused at first. It then takes it up a notch into a much more stoney, spaced out high. It remains sativa leaning throughout it’s entirety with just enough relaxation to not feel edgy. Perfect for daytime dab sessions.
Ships out of BC and made it to Ontario in three quick days.The products all arrived in a nice plastic container/tupperware that I’ll definitely be keeping, and were all vacuum sealed as well. It was then packaged and sent in a bubble mailer.... No smell whatsoever and nothing was squished.
https://i.imgur.com/7XUUT8Y.jpg https://i.imgur.com/wFhayTe.jpg https://i.imgur.com/SoUch4W.jpg https://i.imgur.com/WwoASVc.jpg A strain that I don’t really see around too often and an interesting cross of Chernobyl x Chemmando. This Duke Nukem has plenty of bag appeal and then some. Minty sage green buds that are heavily frosted with many full, undisturbed trichomes. They are further complimented by the lovely purple shading and sharp orange hairs. Beautifully and delicately hand trimmed and perfectly cured with the ideal amount of stickiness and texture.
The aroma profile of this flower is quite complex, producing sweet, earthy, and piney notes followed by lavender/berry undertones. Very sharp and pronounced. Translates accurately to the taste with some added skunkyess on the back end. The smoke is sharp and hits the back of the throat but it isn’t harsh on the lungs, burning to a light grey/salt and pepper ash. Also produces a slick oil ring a few tokes into the joint.
A sativa influenced high that is super heady and uplifted, taking little time to effectively kick in. There’s also a sense of relaxation that settles in after a few minutes, leaving you free of any anxious or paranoid feelings like some racey sativas can bring on. Decently long lasting and very enjoyable, especially if you like to wake and bake, keeping you active and functional throughout the day with no burnout at all.
https://i.imgur.com/QhDJ1Gv.jpg https://i.imgur.com/gisESSf.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9OQchyT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/B7XafeL.jpg This lovely King Tut is another new offering from CAMMP that is perfectly hand trimmed and grown with obvious love and care. Very minimal signs of handling as well as there are copious amounts of intact trichomes. Plump, semi-dense buds that have very eye-catching, vibrant colours. A mix of light and dark greens paired with soft purple shades and winding orange pistils. Sticky and flawlessly cured with the buds crisply breaking apart from the stem.
A strain without much info on the genetics but is said to be a descendant of AK-47 and also known as Tutankhamon. The profile of this flower is a more traditional one and akin to more of a classical type sativa as it’s citrusy, herbal, and peppery. While tame at first, there is a pungent, diesel-fuel sharpness that only comes out after breaking the buds up and not so much when smoked. Smooth and easy to take fat rips in the bong and I will update on ash colour as soon as I try it in a joint.
Just like the Duke Nukem I previously reviewed, the high is very sativa leaning but even more so with this one with talkative, energetic characteristics that are mood lifting and clear headed, perfect for still being highly functional and active throughout the day. Great for getting things done that require some motivation, and rewards you with a jolly stone that is free of any laziness or burn out.
Quickly shipped out of BC and made it to Ontario in a snappy couple of business days. Safely and effectively packaged and vacuum sealed, free of any aromas.
XL Extracts Bubba K...ush Sauce FSE
https://i.imgur.com/0u4XAx9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/8dE3F2U.jpg https://i.imgur.com/x15t58v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Jq1CA55.jpg This Bubba Kush sauce (FSE) from XL Extracts has an absolutely gorgeous appearance, resembling the colour and texture of some kind of lemon custard filling. Very smooth and silky but also packed with tiny, granular, micro diamonds.
One wiff of this stuff and you can instantly detect that it’s Bubba Kush as it captures and embodies the essence of the strain. Super pungent and loud, with sharp notes of gas and kushy-pine that translate over perfectly to taste. A tiny amount on the dab tool goes a long way as she produces some thick vapour. Smooth but definitely punches you in the lungs and lets you know it’s a heavy hitter.
Potent indica dominant effects that don’t hesitate at all to kick in, instantly feeling loose, relaxed, and completely at ease. Heavy eyes and laziness eventually kick in, making it a decent couch locker. Can’t ever go wrong with such a classic like Bubba Kush and this was some very enjoyable FSE that brought out the best of it.
Arcana Extractions Zkittlez HCFSE
https://i.imgur.com/004sgKZ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7OtcghJ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/iBJ5V7u.jpg Up next, we have some beautiful HCFSE Diamonds here by Arcana Extractions. The strain : Zkittlez which combines two memorable, old-school classics, Grape Ape and Grapefruit. A very moist texture with a mix of larger and smaller diamonds that cling to each other in a caviar like fashion. Even a small amount will produce quite a satisfying dab.
The aromas emerging from the jar upon opening are of the sweet, fruity variety. It translated over to the taste when dabbed at around a temp of 500, offering flavourful, smooth rips that had a fruity/tropical profile. Very pleasant all together, making you look forward to the next dab.
I felt the effects to be very evenly balanced despite being an indica dom. Focused and cerebral at first, making it a great high for being creative or enjoying music. Eventually makes way for more relaxed, euphoric effects but never feels heavy or sedative, perfect for a daytime dab session.
Arcana Extractions Pink Bubba 1ml HTFSE Cart
https://i.imgur.com/5nj95Bf.jpg https://i.imgur.com/IQlBWfw.jpg This golden/honey coloured HTFSE by Arcana Extractions tastes exactly like dabbing a terpy Pink Bubba concentrate. I’ve been thoroughly enjoying it the last couple of days with zero clogging issues and nothing but milky, tasty rips. It’s actually hard to put away as I’m a huge Pink strain guy and this one delivers on that profile with a smooth, kushy, gassy exhale, followed by hints of pine from the Bubba.
Exactly what you would expect from a Pink Bubba high with indica dominant effects. Super relaxing and euphoric, with a powerful mind and body high as well. A few pulls and I’m good to go for at least an hour as it’s potent and quickly gets the job done.
Arcana Extractions God’s Green Crack HCFSE
https://i.imgur.com/NeROxAC.jpg https://i.imgur.com/IB5iIGz.jpg https://i.imgur.com/uTGq5xa.jpg Last of the bunch, God’s Green Crack HCFSE by Arcana Extractions. A strain I’ve had countless times in flower form but not often in concentrate. This one had a much lighter colour than the Zkittlez HCFSE but a similar texture and consistency with plenty of differently sized diamond chunks. Looks like a caviar when you gather some up on the dab tool as it’s sticky and gooey.
The smell and taste of this HCFSE is exactly the profile I’m familiar with when it comes to God’s Green Crack. Sweet and aromatic, followed by notes and flavours of rich, musky pine. Extremely smooth on the lungs and dabs very clean with a good amount of terps.
I’ve always found this strain to be such a balanced hybrid that equally borrows from both sativa and indica properties. Starts with a very stoney, ’in your head’ high, combined with a mellow body buzz and calming, relaxing effects that last a decent amount of time. Another really enjoyable concentrate from Arcana Extractions.
These guys are local to me in Toronto and have one of the most professional and quick delivery services I’ve experienced. Very friendly and helpful with updates via text to confirm address and provide updates to arrival times and such. They als...o do Canada post style shipping so for reviewing purposes this package was prepped as it was going to be shipped. Vacuum sealed products free of any smell whatsoever and placed within a bubble mailer.
https://i.imgur.com/Hpl7iDy.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lLC4sOF.jpg https://i.imgur.com/9SvEewW.jpg If I had to choose one strain to have in my stash at all times it would have to be MAC. This one right here is an amazing cut of it and highlights why I love the strain. Plus the history of it is something else. Dense, chunky buds, sporting a beautiful mix of healthy greens and purples that highlight the bright orange hairs and long trichome structure. Nice and sticky too, grinding up to a perfect consistency that is extremely easy to roll with. Loving the the cure on this flower.
The aroma and flavour of this Miracle Alien Cookies definitely ranks up there with some of the best I’ve tried. Very sweet, creamy aromas, followed by dank, orange/fruity undertones. Pungently delicious on exhale, leaving the flavour on the pallet long after smoking. It’s exceptionally smooth in both bong and joint, allowing for huge milky rips with no harshness and burning with a light ash.
I’ve never been disappointed by a good MAC high and this one definitely delivered on all fronts. A potent and effective hybrid that hit quick and hard in a very euphoric and uplifted manner. The high makes you feel happy and talkative and is just an all around fun time. An added touch of relaxation takes the edge off any feelings of nervousness or anxiety as well. Perfect for any time of the day really.
Purple Drank Breath
https://i.imgur.com/VTOHseg.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Ddf52Me.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cv752dG.jpg A cross of Purple Punch and Mendo Breath F2, this beautiful Purple Drank Breath from BlackGlove has some insane bag appeal. Vivid colours ranging from light greens to violet purples and copious amounts of thick orange pistils. All covered by a sea of long stalked trichomes that give them a very frosty appearance. Extremely dense and firm buds that are deceivingly heavy as even a small 0.5 looking bud can easily weigh over a gram. A good amount of moisture and stickiness to them with a great trim to follow.
The aroma emerging from this flower is quite amazing as well especially for those that love their grape terps. More specifically, a mix of sweet grapes and rich red wine with a touch of woodiness. It comes out in the flavour as well in a bong and more so in a joint, burning with a super clean ash and producing a thick, yet smooth smoke. Very enjoyable from start to finish.
Labelled as an evenly balanced hybrid and I would wholeheartedly agree with that. Never treads too heavily into one category as it’s equally relaxing and calming as it is mood elevating and euphoric. Also comes with quite the head high but not a distracting one and instead a very focused and concentrated type. Potent and long lasting too, making this a great overall rendition of PDB.
Pegasus Girl Scout Cookies Shatter
https://i.imgur.com/D4xlIaG.jpg https://i.imgur.com/pQYPGhp.jpg This Golden coloured Girl Scout Cookies shatter by Pegasus arrived looking exactly how it does on the container. Also, the slogan ’Our Shatter Actually Shatters’ holds very true as this stuff is glass like. It gets a little more malleable at warmer room temp but still has a nice snap to it.
Upon opening the parchment you can smell the peppery/spicy dominant profile which also is the main flavour when dabbed, followed by a subtle earthy sweetness. Dabs rather clean and not harsh at all but definitely can get the sinuses going and eyes watering like peppery terps tend to do.
The high is mellow and relaxing and starts to kick in pretty quick after one or two small dabs as a little chunk produces a hefty amount of vapour. Also a little heady and cerebral too. As unpopular as shatter has been lately, this one has been quite enjoyable.
Pegasus 1 gram THC Distillate Syringe
https://i.imgur.com/GJJEI97.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cJG1VfW.jpg 1 gram/1 ml of THC distillate, good for filling empty carts, adding to joints by spreading some on rolling papers, edibles, and even dabbing. This one from Pegasus is non-flavoured and has a golden yellow appearance and transparent consistency. Easy to use and to keep track of how much is being used with the scale markings on the syringe.
The high is a one dimensional head stone as it’s THC only, making it extremely functional and clear headed but you can still feel you are indeed buzzed. Good for those with lower tolerances especially and in situations where being discreet is necessary.
500mg THC Distillate Pen - Mango Haze
https://i.imgur.com/DrwLOVi.jpg https://i.imgur.com/SDttXSi.jpg Decent little vape pen for those that enjoy THC distillate. Small and discreet with a good lasting battery life. The flavour is similar to an artificial tasting mango candy of sorts. Light, clear headed effects as one can expect from a distillate high as it only contains THC and none of the other cannabis properties. Ideal for still remaining functional while experiencing a focused, cerebral stone.
https://i.imgur.com/lb0vZ0g.jpg Just your standard type of shake, probably better suited for edibles as it was a little harsher when smoked. There are some very tiny buds in there as well and it smells and tastes of piney earth.