It would be a disservice to gush about this flower without paying a proper tribute to @ontarioeastwee for being courteous, professional and keeping the whole process user friendly while not gouging you up the ass for “brand names”.

Years of smoking have lead to a “spidey sense” o...f sorts, where it only takes a few moments after copping for me to understand just how good this batch will be once I’m able to get home and jar up. Sealed into a brick, this pillow cure moved as one unit accompanied by the gentle trich smears along the side of the bag and glistening heads under the sunlight. Once that bag was opened; it was all over.

Like Spongebob when he opens the magical bag of wind, you are just blown away with overripe fruit terpenes dipped in pure petrol. An intoxicating and pungent aroma filled with depth is rivaled only by an immaculate bag appeal; full colas aplenty. Generously coated, trichomes dance in abundance around the varying shades of pale green and help give users an idea of what they are in for.

A near perfect translation of flavours bridges itself from smell to smoke as your mouth is coated with a tingly and fruity sensation that leaves a noticeable gas / funk to linger long after that exhale. This was a real treat to smoke but even better to experience as the genetics provide a heavy hitter with trademark OG qualities without the head fog, sluggishness or crash commonly associated with heavier indicas. Enigma knocked this one out of the park.

Quality: 10/10

Value: 10/10
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Not coming here to rain on your parade, but I swear I can see small immature seeds in there ?

After sifting through a handful of genetics from @weedpostersontario, it became rather clear to me that LSO Gem remains at the apex of their craft by cultivating a consistent quality lineup of exotic cultivars that are sure to leave you medicated beyond belief. Largely encompassed by the Wizard cros...ses, my personal favourites this year consist mostly of Gems product - such as the White Runtz. No room for error at any stage of this process as these buds reflect a delicate and caring method of production from seed to smoke, with practically no unadulterated trichome heads.

Immaculate bag appeal, with full colas that don a healthy coating of generous trichomes brimming with essential oils. Muted forest greens rival with midnight blues in a visually stunning display of anthocyanin production. Lengthy mocha pistils woven through the resinous flower density are truly the icing on the cake here. Texturally speaking, this batch is an unapologetic grinder buster. I’m fortunate enough to have a nicer piece, but that still doesn’t mean I wasn’t using most of my forearm strength to get the first few twists clean of any debris.

Right off the bat you are bitch slapped with an aroma dominated by a garlic funk most commonly associated with GMO, but with more complexity. Notes of citrus, pine and pure gasoline are noticeable and fuse together with that initial pungent stench to provide a truly robust set of terpenes that absolutely coat your mouth upon inhale and leave a flavour profile lingering in your mouth long after the session. Seriously, this stuff is delicious.

I personally don’t see this testing any lower than 30% based off my experience. I choose to smoke this in bowls as not to waste any, and each one hits like a semi truck with severed brake lines. From head to toe you are left buzzing with a clean, focused and long-lasting stone that can be enjoyed at any time of the day. This truly was something special.

Quality: 10/10

Value: 9/10
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A literal and figurative treat, with parent genetics straight from Cookies themselves, this batch was curated by illustrious grower LSO Gem and could not be a better expression of these genes. When I see Biscotti OG I imagine petrol dipped cookies, but what I got was even better - full and robust OG... Kush terpenes that are very pine and hash forward complimented by a completely caked up backend aroma. Very similar to some wedding cake cuts I have experienced.

One massive cola holds the majority weight of the entire quarter with an impressive trim and near perfect cure as this flower was greasy and slick to the touch. The resinous density of this flower proved to be a challenge for my grinder, which practically accumulated micro hash chunks around the teeth just a few sessions in.

A sweet, caked gassy aroma just oozes itself into the room when broken down and smokes even louder with clean, mouthwatering terpenes coating your tastebuds. The effects felt noticeably potent and therefore should only be used by experienced users. A strong wave of relaxation brings tingles and buzzes to the back of your head, down your your back, and eventually around to the front of your limbs while you stare at a blank wall completely captivated by the chemical concoction of serotonin your brain is making.

Quality: 10/10

Value: 8/10
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In just a handful of years hunting, I’ve come across many cultivars that are well deserving of their high stature. Many are memorable, but few truly stop me in my tracks with a forced retrospect of tougher times subtly paired with a deeply humbling gratitude for my current situation. @onetwotreezh...q really had me race to their site in a panic after a sample had dropped to bank myself an zip for the upcoming months.

This is that ish you keep around to impress friends, for special occasions, even just to enjoy that special night where you treat yourself with delivery or a movie... or both. Not a single department was lacking; immaculate bag appeal, smoke and effects have cemented this in my top five for the year already. A handful of colas decorated with hues of every assortment from minty and forest greens, to dark blues, with vibrant pink / purple shades on some of the smaller nugs.

Cure, trim and flower density are perfect, with no margin for error in this process. Intact trichome heads blanket the entire surface area and represent a cultivar that’s been stored, packaged and transported with care - something I truly appreciate from the @onetwotreezhq team. Flower snaps apart with noticeable grease and adhesive qualities that will really challenge your grinder and leave your room smelling like a candied pine tree.

An immediate nostril assault begins after breaking the mylar seal that envelopes users with an aggressive terpene profile consisting of sweet pine and gasoline. This was so pronounced and tuned in that even now, close to a month after purchase and it has retained ever aspect of potency in all regards. A flavourful and mouth tingling smoke will leave you practically drooling for more (if you’re a gas lover like me) as every single inhale brings you closer to Nirvana. Seriously, this is Percocet levels of bodily intoxication that begins behind the eyes and slowly creeps into your limbs shortly after with a clean and powerful stone.

Between a $50 coupon and the Valentine’s Day sale, I spent roughly $135 on this ounce and it’s my best purchase in years of ordering online hands down when you factor in that price.
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It goes without saying that a cultivar of this caliber should bring some heavy heat, with two crosses from OG Kush lineage; one being the infamous Pink Kush that has flooded the Canadian and Pacific Northwest market in droves. Needless to say, I’m nowhere near disappointed. These colossal and rock...-dense buds are adorned with primarily blue hues that are expressed in dark contrast with orange, mocha pistils and brimming trichome heads. Adhesive and concentrated, this flower snaps apart to reveal deep and luscious shades of purple and muted midnight blues. A tight trim gives this batch S-tier bag appeal.

Floral, sweet, earthy and gas forward. While these terpenes aren’t a full-frontal assault, there is a considerable presence especially once the flower makes its way through the grinder - and even more on dry pulls from a properly rolled joint. I was pleasantly surprised with a smooth and inoffensive smoke, which is unusual for flower this dense.

It’s easy to see why these genetics appeal to so many people. Immediate sedative properties take hold after the exhale, beginning with a flush of euphoria and tingles behind your ears. This slowly builds into a clean, robust body buzz felt at every appendage that lasts for hours. Aptly rated and well deserving of its quad status. Highly recommended for evening or nighttime use.
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These iced out little fuckers don a floral and gas forward aroma with a tad bit of earthiness. These burn clean, and leave an impression with well above average levels of potency.

$80/14g before coupons

The debate between gas and exotic terps can finally be put to rest. Esteemed grower LSO Gem stumbled upon something truly special by crossing two prevalent and exotic genetics that resulted with a pungent slap of citrus and complex aromas that range from overripe tropical fruits to modified grapes w...ith a backend of gasoline that immediately fills up the room with every burp of the mason jar. Really one of the most robust and unique terpene profiles I’ve come across this year and it’s important to note you can smell this flower in your grinder from a solid 5 feet away.

Top notch bag appeal is driven primarily by blue hues that mingle with vibrant greens and orange pistils, but the star of the show would have to be the brimming trichome heads. These fat fuckers glisten under any light and lend impressive levels of visuals, especially closer to the center. Perfectly cured, these buds were exceptionally sticky to the touch and require a solid effort to snap apart; while breaking down in the grinder is bad enough to get stuck in the teeth.

A scratchy, but ultimately tasteful smoke is highly rewarding almost immediately after the exhale - as waves of euphoria take hold before the smoke starts to even dissipate. Fruit and gasoline coat the mouth while a strong buzz grips the body with a powerful stone that kills anxiety and melts your physical self. Highly recommended for evening to night use.
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Some of these breeders are out to absolutely fuck with our brains and I’m all here for it. By crossing potent Indica strains Zombie OG and Pink Kush while cultivating with care, you’re left with a sedative, couch-locking sleep aid that will force your brains to run on 15% capacity for a few hour...s. Pink Zombie brings the best of one world, twice - and is sure to please gas lovers everywhere with an aroma dominated by the classic Kush notes of fresh coffee grounds, wood and putrid skunk.

One large 5G cola comprises the majority of the quarter and dons an impressive colour pallet of vibrant greens enshrined with midnight blue sugar leaves. This batch arrived with an immaculate cure, rendering the flower sticky to the touch and snappy to break down; this reveals saturated shades of purple beneath a coating of milky trich heads.

Being highly derivative of OG Kush, users can expect a reliably potent knockout that sits heavy in your body and limbs. Slow vibrations build themselves into a perc-like crescendo of body buzzes and cognitive impairment. Aptly named, get your things done before entertaining yourself with this beauty of a cultivar because you won’t have the motivation to move as much as a muscle after a few hits.

Quality: 9.7/10

Value: 9/10

But right now there’s a stupid valentines sale going on, so you can sign up for a newsletter and get a $50 Voucher shortly after that will stack with their 15% off.

So with that being said,

Value: 10/10
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It's an older batch, is it still really fresh and full of Terps?