Remaining true to it's name, the faintest of pink shades decorate the underskirt of this modest batch of Island Pink, or Pink Kush. A familiar expression that anyone on the east side who cares about cannabis can relate to, a gassy aroma with light floral notes and just a twist of funk to top it ...off. Arriving slightly on the dry side, these closely manicured buds did not meet the sticky threshold, but with a crisp exterior hiding acceptable humidity levels beneath.

Breaking down the flower allowed for terpenes to present themselves in a more noticable manner, with dry pulls being filled with a reasonable amount of flavour. Sitting on that sweet spot between harsh and smooth, this smoke accurately represents the AAA tier with relatively strong potency levels that match up to the classic Kush stone that we've all come to know and love. A relaxing wave of good vibes and a strong body stone that is sure to please everyone from novice smokers to even the most seasoned.

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A surge of Mike Tyson has popped up all throughout our community on numerous occasions. Despite that, this particular cultivar has eluded my grasp so I am very grateful for @the.smoking.monkeys for allowing me to indulge in these genetics. A full bud structure dominated by darker forest green and mu...ted midnight blue leaves is speckled with trichomes that lend a noticable stickiness to this flower that when paired with the density, will prove to be a challenge for even the most seasoned grinders.

Deep, complex hash and spice notes lend themselves well to the more dominant aroma of pure fuel that when ignited, tastes good enough to make your mouth water. In regards to potency, there is a particular set of shoes to fill with a cultivar that carries this type of name, and I'm happy to say that after being put through the process, it fits exceptionally well. A powerhouse of effects that just leave you completely immobilized as you figuratively turn off all the switches in your brain, this strain is a go-to for anyone fighting insomnia or restlessness.

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Adorned with chunky resin glands, this beautiful batch arrived in dense buds absolutely sticky to the touch that went toe-to-toe with the teeth on my grinder. First impressions can't be fully expressed without mentioning the complexity and depth of aroma that immediately surrounds your senses up...on opening the jar. The parent Genetics of GG4 (Chemdawg and Sour Diesel) really lend a pure petrol that sits front and center with a sugared backend of nutty musk that stems from the Cookies & Cream lineage, both pairing well to create a truly intoxicating scent every single time you handle the flower.

All of these terpenes build a flavorful concoction that, when burned, will linger in your mouth for a solid half hour. Effects took hold almost immediately after the first few drags which manifested as a robust body buzz that stretched itself to the farthest reaches of my limbs, but didn't leave me in a couchlock thanks to it's hybrid nature. This strain smoked unbelievably smooth for how dense it was and left great first impressions.

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With no sugar leaves in sight, these tightly manicured buds carry a visually appealing structure with a rock solid density to pair. Despite being harvested on the later side with an abundance of amber trichs collecting near the underskirt, this batch carried an appropriate cure with terpenes promine...nt enough for it to fit snuggly into the appropriate (AAA) category.

Present but not overpowering scent of that signature Bubba aroma, combining notes of fresh ground coffee and just the right amount of funk that will bring familiarity to anyone who's had a chance to indulge in these popular genetics before. Sedative effects with surely replace any sleep aids as this was the perfect cultivar to end a long day, almost forcibly closing your eyes after the initial rush has run its course.
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Nuken is the Canadian cannabis lovechild of Kish and God Bud has and it has made it's way through our market on almost every level, from budget ounces to quality crosses with heavier genetics. I'm happy to say that this particular batch punches well above it's weight in terms of potency ...and overall terpene profile - as much Nuken found today can be hit or miss.

Sporting a well-timed cure, this indica dominant cross held a proper humidity level and was just on the cusp of falling into the ”sticky” category. A particular sourness unique to this strain dominates the aroma with distinguishable notes of lemon, skunk and grass, little of which is translated to the exhale (while dry pulls remained flavourful).

These effects, while not overbearing, remained potent and energetic with just the right amount of sedation. This is a wonderful expression of a common strain that sets itself a few notches above the competition.
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With well above average first impressions, this batch of Sherbet from @ stole the show from this round of reviews. These buds don a healthy trichome coverage so plentiful that it masks the pale and muted shades of green which dress the surface area.

Pleasant sweet formal notes with a dom...inant earthy ”funk” blend well to create a terpene profile relatively unique to Sunset Sherbet strains and make for an easy smoke. These flavours don't necessarily hold their weight after being introduced to heat, but potency levels remain well above average.

Uplifting and cerebral effects were interpreted as a ”functional high” that sat heavy in the tops of my arms and in the front of my face. A well balanced hybrid suitable for practically any time of the day.
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A sharp floral aroma kicks your nostrils immediately after breaking the seal that’s quickly followed with faint fruity notes. Vaguely reminiscent of blueberries but that could very well just my brain trying to bridge the gap and apply my own preconceived knowledge of the strain into my own experie...nce. The texture of this crumble is low in humidity, with ease of malleability and transportation which makes this a go-to for hiking or when I’m out during the day.


Important to note this crumble lacks in regards to raw potency, so users expecting a hard hitter will need to dose higher to achieve desired effects but this was found to be quite pleasant for a clean, daytime stone. Ease of use and a light onset of euphoric effects pair well for mornings or afternoons. I’ve been very happy with this round of products from Golden Monkey Extracts and look forward to seeing what they have planned for the future.See More

**MAC 1**


Being no stranger to Elite Elevation I had a relative idea of what to expect from their full live sauce cartridges. Having sampled some of the heavier hitters in the community such as Enigma Extracts and Kind Selections I can say with full confidence that I will keep coming b...ack to EE because the balance of quality to price is just perfect for me. Upwards of $90 a unit is a sinkhole to my wallet when frequent and discreet medication is the subject, so Elite carts have become a staple in my daily routine.



MAC1 carries a hybrid of parent genetics between Columbian and Starfighter, crossed with Alien Cookies. This particular batch of sauce boasts vivid, dark amber hues and a pleasant terpene profile dominated by that key ’sour citrus’ or bitter orange peel scent that accompanies a proper grow of Miracle Alien Cookies. Faint notes of a pungent earthiness and funk help to flesh out the taste that truly expresses itself on each pull of the pen.



These cartridges are best suited for batteries with a temperature control function, being hit at no higher than 4V (with that sweet spot being around 2.2-3.5V). A modest three to four pulls is enough to feel hybrid effects that sit comfortably between a calming energy boost and sedation which will last hours if you continue to dose. I use these daily and highly recommend anyone looking to medicate without the smell and smoke.



**Couch Lock**



Arriving slightly more yellow in appearance than the MAC1, Couchlock takes on a smooth sheen with absolutely no THC crystallization - I only hit on this point because I’ve sampled other carts that have ’sugared’ up and leave a good 5-10% of product stuck in the chamber. I have not yet had this issue with any product from Elite Elevation.



Couchlock is a cross between pure indica landrace Afghani #1 and Northern lights, bringing with it heavy and sedative effects clearly reminiscent of it’s name. Hallmark indica flavours of pinene, and kush complimented with an earthy dankness are experienced on the exhale with little to no time until effects set in. Make sure you are comfortable and have nothing to do for the next few hours because you won’t be going anywhere as this is a full bodied and immobilizing type of high that will melt away your troubles, until you sober up that is.See More

Expeditiously cementing itself as a cult classic amongst the Canadian cannabis community, High Grade Aid really has earned their place among the ranks of respectable MoMs with consistent expressions of key character traits in their Death Mint Cookies, harvest after harvest.



Uniqu...e and seperate to market majority, the terpene profile on this strain boasts a sweet garlic that *always* had my mind circling back to warm teriyaki sauce every time I opened the mason jar. These buds don a healthy trichome coverage with plentiful heads that, combined with a satisfactory cure, create a sticky interior texture with an outer crisp.



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